The Mighty Nein infiltrate the vaults "Sarsaparilla" | Critical Role | Campaign 2, Ep127 

I meeeeean… there are never any witnesses once everyone is dead

Don't do anything suspicious enough for someone to call the cops vs. don't leave anyone alive to be able to call the cops (or in this case backup)

Reminded me of the movie Heat when the first amour car job goes wrong and they have kill all the guards.

But I would love it even more if there was a joke that Yasha DID really have a really minor ability to send messages to (AND ONLY TO) Veth (which Matt and Sam would play with). That would be hilarious.

I just caught Caleb being snarky about “we all forgot that nuance of the spell” 😂 these people are so ridiculous and I love them for it

I need fan art of that...mostly out of morbid curiosity.

@@Blasted2Oblivion it exists! Travis was right when he said "oh my god the art that will come from that!"

When he said that, I verbally said, "Taliesin, _noooooo!"_ 😂 💀

Driving and twisting a dagger into the group, judging by Sam's audible wince and the groan by everyone else.

I said at the end of C2 and I'll say it again, Caleb was one bad day away fr being the big bad.

Iirc, Liam said that he himself didn't know where Caleb would go at points during the campaign. Such a complex character...

It’s like that Season 1 (you know, the good one) season of Rick and Morty, where Rick wants to purge, but after a bit he gets turned off to the violence.

For all her wisdom, Jester has a bad habit of not thinking what she says through. Though that could be seen as an intelligence trait XD

@@stingerjohnny9951 Knowing when to be quiet vs knowing what to say. She did neither lol

but liam is Gaara... he loves sand...

At one point Travis says “Vader is in the hallway”

There was no Caleb Widogast in this episode, only Bren Vader the Volstrucker.

Well vader can use lightning, he's more starkiller.

@@heliosdrak4875 Didn’t they explain it away that he can’t shoot Lightning because he has robot arms? Like they’re shit conduits for the power or something?

jester did say to go work for someone doing crimes that has money, i guess the assembly counts.

That would have been SUCH an amazing plot twist, holy fuck.

Oh god that'd be... something lmao

I mean torture equipment in government facilities in medieval times was universally common... Just saying

Well definitely not the wizard, but the guards. Pretty much every guard in every prison in near every part of the world would see something similar. Torture in such an era, would be considered a somewhat “normal” to practice. Especially in the empire, so that probably gave them zero red flags. Not to say they couldn’t put together some evil shit was going down, but if your a rent-a cop those questions are more likely to get you on a table then get one removed. Probably were just happy to not be sent to the border, nice soft gig protecting a wizards magic swag. Truly for the humble guard, anything an everything else is beyond their power or desire to do anything about.

We have no way of knowing that, personally if I had an evil wizard lair, I wouldn't let my guards know more than the basic cover story that I tell the rest of the world. Liam and therefore Caleb were making some pretty big assumptions about what those guards did and didn't know. They didn't interrogate anyone so we'll never know. It's like the previous time when Nott assassinated that guard in episode 76 when they were sneaking into that house to steal a ring or whatever. They eventually figured out the homeowners were terrible via a hidden letter or something, connected to slavers so felt fine about it in retrospect, but why lol? Why would a random Guard know about secret connections to slavers? Well why would guards know about secret government work here?

These are not rent-a-cops are the yogurt store

@@dartdevious561 True true, But they could have been fed all manner of King and Country bullshit, rather than the actual far more twisted truth. Why the hell would some crown's guard, prestigious as this post may or may not be, know how Evil and insidious Trent is? Super powerful Arch Mage says stand here and guard this door. Don't ask questions... Are YOU going to be the one to ask questions? If they see anything suspicious: What are those implements for? They're for the war effort, need I say more? etc.

Shhh shhh....quiet...go to sleep

@@binder38us Poor Marisha, always the one with the fucked up kills XD

Being near an area of extreme mass slows down time but only to outside observers. You wouldn't notice anything different. Example: If you fell into a black hole outside observers would witness you slow down as you approach the horizon until you "Stop" at the edge (Then slowly turn red and disappear over a long time) You'd experience the outside world speed up as you fell closer to the horizon.

@@PapaTrike so what you're saying is Matt should have described them being slowly crushed in the air in slow motion with their screams turned to deep abyssal wails for several minutes while the party continued their rampage?

_makes a note to self to never snore in bed_

To be fair... Marisha had that exact same realization when Artagan asked to choke Vax to death.

There's a reason the running joke/meme is that D&D parties are just groups of wandering "murder hobos."

This was the thing that christian moms were scared of when they heard about d&d back in the day.

@@internettevarolanadam Yup, but a story about a dude sacrificing his son to God only for God to say “”Jk bro!” Is perfectly fine

@@stingerjohnny9951 When you think god is the ultimate moral compass you can easily justify the worst atrocities.

@@internettevarolanadam Hence why I found gods that are a little less…gaslighty lol. But I hold myself to MY morality and realize my mistakes were MINE to make. I believe in developing standards and holding yourself to them.

Sam and Travis looked just as freaked out! I can't blame them!

I would love to just see fan art of the snowman made of guards.

@@Blasted2Oblivion it's out there, including an animatic of that snowman joke.

"Well, isn't this extremely curious..."

Pride

@10:05 he was trying to do max damage from the start-- that guard was going to take fall damage if he survived.

If only he knew

Well, Avantika did come back for Fiord

Also Beau was the panic-paralyzed spider-creature in the horror movie, only attacking when the guard moved, so I’m not sure whether or not that leaves her in danger.

i would say they're doing that on accident which makes it even funnier

Well I've got great news for you

They better

It will be GLORIOUS

And I love liquorice

Sarsaparilla is what gives root beer its distinctive root beer flavor.

@@kaitlynwickham6237 Personally never liked it but to each is own

@@jackmyers8687 Yeah, I like root beer but _despise_ licorice.

Sarsaparilla tastes similar to root beer, but was a bit sweet to my taste. I prefer...hold on...looking through my bottle collection (you read that right!) list... Jack's Dead Red. Yes that's a root beer brand.