The Most Cursed Would You Rather 

the schitzel joke has finally come to a close

It's funny that James knows putting Wilbur soot's face on the thumbnail automatically gets in more views 🤣

10:00 alright Spanish speakers you got the floor “Why not both?”

I feel like the more I watch James, the more unhinged and cursed the way I see things are 😭

Him having a mental breakdown about schnitzel is so hilarious to me for no reason 😭

I knew James was fucking around with the whole schnitzel thing ain’t no way James of all people wouldn’t know what it is glad it’s confirmed he was 💀

i want you to personally know that 5:42 made me physically gag

omg the song at 4:16???? insanely good james, would absolutely love to hear a full version of that one day!

James is like a combo of Wilbur and Schlatt Edit: OMG MUM IM FAMOUS

James... it's not a good thing to lie about Schnitzel... You know I'm German, and my neighbors, the Austrians, will get upset about it. And so will I 💀👍🏻

When there is a new James video my day is always better thank you james

4:23 THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD

4:17 Literal chills man. Whether or not this becomes a song, it's incredible. And if it were to be scrapped, that would mean the rest will only be better.

4:18 I COULD VIBE TO THAT! SERIOUSLY I NEED THAT ON MY PLAYLIST

So glad James has finally found out what schnitzel is, and that he even got to try some!😋

The range of emotions I went through with that Schnitzel bit…

3:50 well its zero now

He finally knows what a schnitzel is, I can die peacefully now

1-2% is still something everyone I believe deep down one day the boys will make a comeback

i can now die happy, he finally searched up schnitzel

5:40 i nearly cried

Nah, my brother walked in and looked at the tv and went, "That guy is gay, you know that, right?" And i laughed my a** off, but then he looked at me weird. I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad😂

10:33 wait until he learns about stroganoff

Was so damn bored and then I got the notification that James posted he always makes my day better

whatever song that you showed, PLEASE RELEASE IT SOON I NEED IT IN MY LIFEE

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games, games but no games?

On the ant one, I have a screenshot of one of my classmates texting my friend there was an ant infestation and he got pissed and just started angrily eating the ants Just thought I'd share

that leaked demo slaps

4:23 THAT ATE

5:02 existing … The random AD: *”Its time to relax the mind…”*

that guitar riff damnnnn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

4:16 where. is. this. song. james?!?!?!!

1:02 James in his orbit era 😻😻🫶🫶

dude the guitar gave me chills

Less than a minute in and he’s already meowed and barked, great 👍

James would you rather get half a million on this channel or get 10000 subs on stream 10:18 WAR IS OVER👏👏👏👏👏

hey James!!! I just wanted to let you know that you have been one of my fav streamers since you started streaming and you have inspired me to make music. I've written some lyrics but haven't had the will to make the beats and stuff but I finally did it and would just like to tank you for it!!

I remember some kid was actually watching corn in class and showing it to the entire class, I wanted to go home so bad that day

James it's okay, we will not judge you for not knowing what a schnitzel is

9:59 good time to be a 4 languages speaker ​​and one of them being Spanish...

7:13 "Imma be leng at 50 dude" 😭

4:25 IT SOUNDED LIKE A COUTRY MUSIC

Genuinely, how has he managed to not get banned yet

4:26 GOD DAAAAAAYUUUM

I’ve been watching James Marriot a lot now I’ve been home alone and just now realized the stuff he says now that my mum can hear it all 😭

that leak what FUCKING AMAZING god i love guitar

10:10 It was instead Wilbur who had the dog in him

10:17 it happened. it’s real.

These vids never fail to make me laugh

9:58 - this is where my life ended because of laughing 💀

JAMES I BEG RELASE THIS SONG I LOVE AWTY BUT THAT GUITAR TUNE DUDEEE

I should Listen to James' music more man

Everybody wake up, James Marriot posted

the never see otto/ash again question did not need to be that sad i am sobbing wtf-

Please please please keep going with that song, it goes so hard

I love how to didnt hesitate to say youd rather be a kpop stan than a dream stan😂❤️

Yay James I love your videos and streams

THE SCHNITZEL BITS OVER EVERYONE CHEER

4:16 this is so good

10:23 FUCKING FINALLY AFTER LIKE 4 MONTHS? HOW MANY?

Thank you for this

Guys don’t worry he picked willne

I just started listening to some of your music!! It’s incredible, keep up the good work!!

I am over half german, and every time i go over to my oma's(german for grandma) house, i almost a;ways have this. I HAVE THIS PROBABLY EVERY WEEK. and that fact that james is just finding that out is so sad to me

James we have almost the exact same glasses i just noticed that-

I see myself :D

guys I did bark or meow❤❤

Bro! I LOVE YOUR INTROS! They are conserining and awesome at the same time!!! 🤣

7:56 my headphones shorted out and start playing the video at full volume while I was sitting next to my sister.

i watch james marriott videos when i’m ill so it scares the germs away /lh

6:50 james's hair makes a heart

Please I am small and stupid what does he say at 10:00

james if you don’t put out that song you leaked i’m going to cry. it gave me chills.

THE AMOUNT OF TIME IJUST CRINGED IS ASCUTLALY NOTNOKAY

The small snippet of the song wasnt enough, i need to hear more please, thankyou.

10:00 ¡Caray! "¿Por qué no los dos?" Hahahahahaaaa.

coming back from tour to three new james vids is just mwah

I have a band called cave killer

JAMEEEES

The fact that it took you half a year to realize that schnitzel is in fact a real thing and not a deez nuts joke 💀, hope you unban everyone u banned because you thought they were trying to meme u with schnitzel

james has the soul of a femboy twitch streamer like the barking and all that

finally. finally the schnitzel bit is over

HE LEARNED ABOUT THE SCHNITZEL

The song leak 👀👀 Fr tho the guitar is so

6:07 Of course it is...

Sometimes I worry... only sometimes then I remember I am watching these videos and streams... sooo.... guess I had better set up a savings account for the future therapy.

I have been summoned

I was the one who asked about top or bottom to ash… sorry

0:28 : James😃👁👄👁 0:34 : JAMES🧐👁👄👁 WHAT WAS THE DIFFERENCE

THE SHNITZEL BITTTT AAAAAAAAAAA (idk how to spell it lmao)

The leaked song made me pog, time to binge all of james' music I guess

Knew it

10:25 suuureeeee you knew...... 🤨🤨🤨🤨

moldy bread is actually deadly..... James u good?

5:43 IM WEARING HEADPHONES

I like the smell of the powder u use for washing clothes I a washing machine

goofy silly man

I WAS THE FIGHT ASH OR WILBUR ONE AHHH

Lmao the schnitzel

Ladies and Gentlemen we got him to Google what Schnitzel is👏🏼👏🏼