THE MOST DANGEROUS SNAKE 

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The mayor from Jaws continues to influence mayor's all over the country.

"What kind of snake is it?" " A black one" Sounds like my conversations with IT support

They should have called this film "For Christ's Snake!"

Two in a week?! 2021 already better than 2020.

“It was a black one.” Made me laugh so loud. You really need to tour, you are hilarious!!

“It’s gonna be pretty hard to defeat this snake.” “Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

"Satan has arrived. Because we know how much he hates fire" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This isnt an ordinary snake. It has supernatural powers. I've tried this as a pick up line. Never works.

I have a question for everyone: have you ever been to your town's meeting? Do you go regularly? People in movies and TV shows are always having them but I couldn't even tell you if we have town meetings. certainly not emergency ones. I've never been called to the emergency town meeting about a storm coming in or snakes from Satan or how are we going to pay for the town's new cat racing track

"A black one" - Comedic genius.

‘Maybe the snake was into that kind of thing’ 😂 this has to be one of your best one liners videos 😂

That female Doctor was in the movie Airplane. She was the one who was freaking out and everyone was stepping up in line to smack the shit out of her. When I got that joke it added a new level of humor to a joke that is decades old. I laughed so hard my lungs hurt.

I like how how wears a Vertigo shirt while talking about a killer snake movie.

I second everyone's excitement with Mark's new and improved schedule. For anyone into classic movies, the legendary Norman Lloyd shows up as the Monsignor at 11:38. Believe it or not, he is still alive at the grand old age of 106! He was a longtime friend of Alfred Hitchcock's and appeared in his 1940's masterpieces "Saboteur" and "Spellbound", as well as several "Hitchcock Presents" episodes in the late 1950's. Later on, he had small but important roles in such films as "Dead Poets Society" and "The Age of Innocence". He was probably doing someone a favor showing up on this, but I loved seeing him (and this review).

In the interview for my job working with cadavers (that I had before the pandemic), they actually asked me if I was okay with finding humor in dark things...

Maybe this is a prequel for that huge ass snake from “Hard ticket to Hawaii”🐍 lol

Producer: "So they got to keep the beaches open..." Producer: "No no no! A snake at the beach? C'mon! That's ridiculous! Hey, anybody know where snakes hang out?" Interns: (stifling laughter) "The dog track?!" (stifling laughter)

my maaaaaynnn! I'm loving these multiple posts a month!!

I completly lost it at 14:50 Showing the sketch of the cobra. "that's him, that's the guy" OMG LMAO!!!!

This movie looks hilarious! I can’t believe you didn’t decide to further pursue her ridiculous nervous breakdown after he shot the snake in her bedroom, and then the fact that he did what we all wanted to do and slapped her.

I found your reviews in 2020, and they are the most entertaining way to learn how to improve one's own filmmaking. In this one I really appreciated the discussion of the problems of filming drinking with empty cups. All these small things can pile up quickly in small independent projects by people (like me) new to filmmaking. - Dave

Holy s*** mark I was actually a bartender at that dog track it's called Greene track, in Greene county Alabama! I'm old enough to remember them filming this around our part of the state.

Another great Snake movie is "Sssssss." Dirk Benedict turning into a snake.

The priest is Fritz Weaver from the crate story in Creepshow. Dude plays a great delirious from fear!

The guy who the snake throws out in the beginning looks like Neil Breen to me. Maybe we can get Neil to a Snake of Satan reboot!

"There's no booze like free booze" my new mantra

YES!!!! just YEEEESSSS!!! on the clearly empty cups/mugs and light drinks!! im glad im not the only one that drives nuts 😂

"It's going to be pretty hard to defeat this snake" Writer: "Nope Super easy, barley an inconvenience"

Mark, instead being one of those "the cup is empty" kind a guys, try being "the cup is full of air" kind of guy. Optimism, man, optimism.

We need one question answered still: why does Mark always emphasize TO in "welcome back TO the show!"?

The cup thing always drives me crazy! Lol

Can we give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate?

Mayor: Kids die at that lake all the time!!! Me: true

You could almost say that defeating the snake turns out to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

The empty cup thing drives me crazy too! Literally just put water in the cup or even lead weights or something. It's so obvious.

"A flasher playing shadow puppets" 😂😂😂

The best thing about this whole crazy pandemic is Mark making all these videos!

Yo, they filmed this in my hometown of Childersburg Alabama. At least the scenes in the cave are shot there. They are called DeSoto caverns...

"Don't bother the snakesssss... leave all the snakes... alone! Ahhhh yeah."

As a priest I can confirm that indeed at some time in our lives all of us reach a point where we just say, “screw this shit, I’m gonna go kick some ass”

Gotta admit, pretty clever way to cash in on the JAWS concept. They literally took the structure of Spielberg's movie and replaced the shark with a snake. Even the title says: I'm a rip-off. Gotta respect this level of blatant honesty. ;-) And yeah, *never* underestimate a dog track! greetings from germany

My God Mark, you don't know how long I've waited to hear someone else share their dislike for empty drinks cartons. That has been one of my pet hates for a long time. Soap actors are the worst for pretending there is liquid in the empty carton/cup. Is it SO hard to put a little bit of goddamn water in them! Ya know, to make the scene more believable!! Am I going mad!!! 🥤😡🤣

Pandemic silver lining? Mark provides more videos than ever!

You deserve a greater following sir. People just don’t know the pleasures of bad movies.

"Devil in the coffee." Marvelous.

The slap scene was the absolute BEST scene of any movie... of this year... PERIOD!

Dead Alive has the best line Delivered by a priest "Step aside son, I KICKASS FOR THE LORD" Then Australian Priest karate kicks a Zombie

Please do Maniac: Assault On Paradise! The ending theme song explains the plot better than the movie does!

Speaking of the whole "drink cup" thing. A big pet peeve of mine in shows and movies is when a character takes a sip out of a full drink, but it makes a sounds as if the drink is almost empty.

What made me appreciate snakes was that one episode of Rick and Morty.

"And look, it's the sign of the cross. And Satan hates that sort of thing". Classic...

The snake has the Force, duh.

You, sir, found a real gem here. A Jaws knockoff with snakes, Satan, snake-telepathy, and a police sketch of a cobra. Bravo!

I gotta say Marc, You are THE most entertaining reviewer, I really get a kick out of your videos. I have multiple mental illnesses and watching you helps all of my pain! Thank you so much!!!

I won't be happy until I see a movie with Godzilla surfing a Tsunami on an air craft carrier

This show genuinely makes me so happy 😂

"Oh yeah, pin me up against this headboard and, do what you gotta do." -- What a trooper.

I legit crack up at the woman slapping back her friend in the face!😄

I just found this channel and have been binge watching for the last 4 hours. My Saturday is ruined but so worth it lol. Love these videos. The snake wanting to be choked against the headboard killed me

That double slap made me choke in laughter 😂

"Hey guys Welcome back TTTOOOOO the show"

2 in a week!!!??? I'm thinking 2021 has some potential to be better than 2020 now.

I'd like to see a review of Hercules in New York. Would be hilarious 😁

I love if he reviewed “Santo vs the Vampire Women” It’s so garbage.

The snake in the diner booth killed me I swear

Love your videos, but gotta say my favorites are less the ancient films and more the 80's and 90's era direct to video flicks. The 90's alone is a goldmine!

This isn’t RollerGator. Do RollerGator

This made my weekend. Two in a week!

i love how the snake at 13:55 is breaking the window by bashing it´s head against the bottom right of it, but the hole appears on the top left. truly the work of satan.

Oh man, that scene of dude blowing the snake's brains out! Pure trash gold! 😂

Nice to see the consistency my man. Cheers.

You got me with that "would you like more coffee with your snake and eggs".

lmao yeah that mortician is definitely the best part

Dude, you are cranking these vids out quicker than I can watch. Keep up the great content bro. And I love the Vertigo shirt, great film and book.

I'm so glad you've been making more content. I love the stuff you review! Keep it up man!

10:40 I laughed way too hard cuz I didn't see the slap coming. And them she slapped him back 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Am I the only one who doubles checks to make sure I’m subscribed to this guy!

Hey Mark I just wanted to say thank you for all the work you put into these videos, they are very funny. Thanks for all your effort

Saw the picture, and thought you would be discussing Ssssssss! [Don't say it, HISS it!]

fantastic! You're saving lives by making these videos Mark! I hope you never stop. Thank you!

Mark, you should review “ Bad Taste “ Peter Jackson’s first movie.

You’re right Mark this movie wants to be Jaws. To bad that will never happen.

As usual, great video! Great sense of humour!

Her hitting back is probably the greatest movie moment i have ever seen.

"A flasher playing shadow puppets."😂😂🤣🤣

Well you're keeping the comedic gold coming. Number of lines that cracked me up good

Hell yeah dude all the videos you've been killing it lately!!!!

Mark is posting his videos only within a small gap and guess what I'm freaking loving it❤️.My maaaann😍

Your reviews are amazing! Please keep up the great work

10:35 Honestly, if I had a rattle snake in my bed, I would be making this exact same noise.

It’s Beth Davenport from ‘The Rockford Files’!

Great job, Mark. Loving your videos.

The Snake Of Satan -- I have to click the link the moment I see the title.

8:40 The hand shadow puppet is even more obvious here

You really need to watch Dragon Warriors. You can see it right here on RU-vid, but it's called "Dudes and Dragons," for some reason. This movie is batshit-bonkers and 125% self-aware of the fact that it is a crazy movie made by weirdos. Also, it definitely features Luke Perry's best role.

Thanks Mark. Enjoy all your content. Your videos are often my go to end of night relaxation on the iPad. Your humor is awesome. My favorites being Trolls 2, the Star Wars Holiday Special, Garbage Pail Kids and Baby Geniuses.

this channel is the best. thank you! life saving

I like your idea of the cobra calmly sitting in the diner.

Congrats Mark for the show, I love it and I'm always looking forward for more, can't wait to see what's next on your list, you and Ryan George from Screen Rant are the funniest guys on RU-vid, I'm always laughing my ass off with your sense of humour. Keep up the good work