TikTok's Mafia Boss 

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Joe is like an AI tried to write a "Modern Italian Mobster who is also a tik toker"

one of my favorite things is when jarvis pauses and clearly thinks of a funny scenario but then first bursts out laughing at himself before he actually says it

As an Italian, I really hope the Italian mobster stereotype never goes away. They just never get old.

Bro Joe looks like the guy that would give the main character an insane pep talk at some random barber shop and give them the motivation they need to step up their game and win out the brutal war up the corporate ladder between them and their coworker, finally getting the raise they’ve always wanted, and in doing so stopping their wife from leaving them and simultaneously reinstating their sons pride in them, turning their whole life around. Then Big Joe would return in the sequel and become the main character’s new baby girls godfather, before tragically dying after the mc’s business turns sour and their secretary (who’s secretly working for a rival company) shoots at them and Big Joe jumps in just in time, giving the mc one last pep talk before breathing his final breath.

Finally Jarvis has admitted that he himself is indeed golden we’ve done it folks

Honestly, i love this. My worst fear is that the stereotypical Italian New Yorker will go extinct. The day the mobster architype disappears is the day that humanity has officially gone too far.

This man is “source: trust me” in human form

Jarvis made this video for the sole purpose of having an excuse to put on an accent for half of it and I am LIVING for it

Lowkey wondering if this is an excuse for Jarvis to try out his New Yorker accent

On the surface intro to him, he seems like that weird uncle who you're afraid to come out to, but when he finds out you're gay, he stands up for you, and is your biggest ally against your homophobic family and no one expected it.

my family is culturally italian so i've grown up with the way this guy talks. the type of italian men who speak like this are genuine. it's baffling to me but it's also kinda cool

Officer, did the word "assault" come out of my mouth after I threw stuff at other people? No? I'm innocent.

Ok but you can already tell he clearly doesn't find a wife by stalking her, then kidnapping and assaulting her while she gets stockholm through all her time with him. That's how you know he's not a real mafia boss.

I feel like Jarvis could be that crime boss that you never know if he’s ruthless or just enjoying himself

Petition to get these two men on a Zoom call together STAT, I need to see the chaotic energy unfold

I've had a shit day but Jarvis saying "A channel that is me" and then laughing and telling me I'm premium brought me joy

There is like 5 Spider-Man villains this man could be

This genre of Jarvis is elite. Chill videos with Him just laughing his ass off for his PREMIUM viewers ‼️

the accessorizing in this video is IMPECCABLE. the rings, bracelet, evertything, we're lovin it

I love it when Big Joe says "Did da word 'loanshark come outta my mouth?" while saying the word loanshark in the process.

This guy gave me PTSD from my old Staten Island boss who had multiple HR violations

I love when he laughs at his own jokes, you can tell he's having fun :)

Big Joe is def a satire account (or at the very least exaggerating scenarios) but either way it’s fucking comedy gold

As a NY Italian this hurts to watch, not because of jarvis but when i tell ppl they think I am exactly like joe

"The premium channel that is me, but if you're here . . . You're me."

Not to get too heavy but this Joe guy is a huge comfort for me. My late grandfather was very much like this the whole mobster tough guy act. By the time I was born he had moved out of the city, but he sure kept his personality. Not saying my grandpa was the greatest guy, given he was actually involved in criminal activity up until the years before his death, but he was my grandpa and he's never coming back.

gelled back black hair ✅ chest hair ✅ orange tinted shades ✅ gold crucifix necklace ✅ half-open black shirt ✅

Thinking of Kurtis Connor pretending to be a criminal on social media and also a cop that follows his clues and stops him

He’s like the kind of guy that you’re kind of afraid of but he throws the kids in his family the most extravagant birthday parties with bounce houses and paid actors dressed as princesses

“Fuggetta bout it, drive a Kia” is literally the funniest thing i’ve heard in weeks. it better be a shirt soon

I came here thinking he would be one of those cringey/weird RP tiktokkers, but he feels more like a friend's uncle or something. I feel like he'd probably rant to you for 2 hours after everyone's finished eating dinner but you feel too awkward to leave

I'm not convinced this man isn't a loanshark lol

Jarvis sliding into Bostonian while doing New Yorker is the real treat here.

I swear to god he said “ya know my people built the fuckin ting.” I’m fucking crying. Holy shit this is so funny

"The 90s weren't that long ago but granted at this point it's been a long time" 😂 Never change, Jarvis

"That is me" Honestly... same

I mean my dad has a newer KIA and I prefer driving that car way more than a newer Ford. So I can confirm Joe knows what he’s talking about.

As a NY Italian-American, these men are not stereotypes, but almost exact copy of all my male family members.

Imagine how powerful Big Joe Gambino will become when he discovers there are other banks besides Bank of America

This is like if I had to make a character for a “The Sopranos” role playing game.

i am an old newyorka and i used to live there. it is absolutely bonkers. thank you for showing the world the secrets of this alternate dimension

There is not enough discourse here regarding "bussy-ness loan"

I used to work for Bank of America and they drilled into us the story of how it started as the Bank of Italy after one of the big esthquakes I'm California. Actually a cool story. I can confirm it's no different than Wells Fargo. I even worked in a similar department where we had a quota for how many credit cards we were supposed to get people to open every week. I don't think I ever convinced anyone to open one but that's also what happened at Wells, leading to the employees just opening up credit cards for people without them knowing. The exact same thing happened at BofA and I was shocked at how they kept it quiet. Almost every week I had someone upset about a credit card they didn't know they had. I once got in trouble for sympathizing with someone over the way they trick people into thinking they were talking to their local bank when reality almost evert single call went to our call center. Oh, and they'd come find you in the bathroom if you were in there too long. Me and my IBS were always getting sought out in there.

Therapy: expensive Jarvis telling me I'm premium: free

"he looks like billie joe armstrong" THE WAY I CACKLED

“New Italian just dropped” really made me laugh hard 😂😂😂😂😂

As a lifelong New Yorker I'll say that while the MTA does have it's pitfalls, the city would fucking collapse if it didn't exist. Traffic on the streets (AND sidewalks in certain places) is already so fucked that if the number of drivers in the city rose over a certain amount there would be legitimate, hour long standstills on a good percentage of the streets. also any fellow NYer's lemme get a yurrrrrrrrrrrr

I don’t think I’ve ever heard “2022 Kia Sorento” so many times in my life

This guy would do a better job at voicing Mario than Chris Pratt

As someone from North NJ, Italian Americans never take off their chains. Pool, shower, running, mob activities etc. It’s always on.

In all fairness, that was a far more effective ad for the 2022 KIA Sorento than anything KIA ever made.

why the mafia isn't a fucking aesthetic: a thread

for a second i forgot the R word even existed and i thought his bleeped word was "racist." the idea of using "racist" as a derogatory completely removed from the context of the actual word's meaning was very funny to me

Maybe Joe's not trying to play a mafia boss, it could be that Joe Gambino in the alternate Sorentoverse is actually like that and the regular one isn't

“I’m laughing with him and not at him.” Sounds like someone who’s trying not to get a visit from Big Joe Gambino imo

new york accent jarvis wasn't something i knew i needed

"The premium channel that is me." That was great. 10/10. I love it.

Lmao I love him he reminds me of my grandpa. He’s an old fat Sicilian man that drives and LOVES his Subaru and talks just like this dude

From an Italian: HE IS JUST LIKE ME FR FR 😭😭😭

This man is an absolute eyeliner king

Nicos a BK/NYC celebrity. He’s known for discovering and interviewing all types of interesting characters across the city. He’s also known for starting go fund mes for business that are in a rough spot and majority of the time he’s able to get them back on their feet.

the bank of america worker mustve been sweating BULLETS

New York Nico is basically a man on the street type dude who finds some of the most interesting New Yorkers. He's been doing it for years

jarvis owes me a new laptop bcos the phrase "joe's doing a murder" (9:28) made me spit out my water from laughing

Honestly, my SoCal ass finds the NY Italian/guido types so hilarious and fascinating. They're like our cholos/veteranos - guys that look intimidating and are walking, talking stereotypes but are often genuine, old-school dudes from the neighborhood.

real mafia bosses should pretend to be mafia bosses on tiktok because the authorities would never believe hes actually a mafia boss

It never gets old when Jarvis says Big Joe Gambino even though he says it like 100 times through out this video

Jarvis: "The '90s wasn't that long ago." Me, an elder millennial: "One of us, one of us..."

Love that the flub in the intro helped you make it unique, even if unexpectedly. I see you switching up the delivery each time.

"The 90s weren't that long ago." The 90s were three decades ago. Yes. My back hurts too 😁

For some reason I can’t get over how comically large the cornetto this man is wearing is. Napolitano men are built so different bro.

“The premium channel that is me. It is…..it *is* me.”

Joe looks like old Josh Peck mixed with Dracula with his slicked hair. Im here for it

“Listen..gimme da hundred grand. Go into dat safe ovah there and gimme da hundred grand” It feels like he’s expecting it to be in a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it too 😭

i have an issue with the majority of stereotypes but not this one new york italian mob boss will always be a gold mine

Joe Gambino has been harassing bank of america for the past year someone needs to stop him

Joe’s TikTok is actually a prequel to Daredevil. This is Kingpin before the Kevlar and steroids.

my grandma's from new york so when i was a kid i thought every grandma just had a thick new york accent, and that having that accent made you a grandmother

I want Joe and Hard Rock Nick to fight. They're like opposite ends of some kinda loud guy in car spectrum

I like when you find creators who aren’t necessarily problematic and are just vibin in their own way haha it’s a good refresher

5:13 “Now its your turn to *grip greatness* 😏” -Jarvis Johnson, 2022

Jarvis, when you said “I’m not saying that he’s threatening when he says someone’s gonna show up at your house”…you haven’t watched enough sopranos, that’s exactly what he’s saying

This Joe guy is perfect at what he does.

As an Italian American from the tristate area, Joe is the brand of Italian that I personally like to call a "professional meatball impersonator"

I would kill to see Jarvis have a conversation with this man

Jarvis' New York accent is one of those curve balls life throws at you that you just gotta take as a blessing

This man is so Danny Devito in Matilda

You talk about the weirdest stuff that I'd never know about any other way and I love it

Idk why but when i heard "the premium channel that is me" i instantly pictured a radio rebel (or sparticus for those less cultured people) type situation: "Im the premium channel" "No im the premuim channel" "Im the premium channel" We're all the premuim channel

This has got to be the least threatening and most lazy mafia boss I’ve ever seen

one of my favorite videos of Jarvis's - just a good wholesome time goofing and gaffing

Jarvis’s fake accent made me feel premium

I desperately want Jarvis' new closing line to be "If you leave a negative comment, I'll show up at your house."

Not me watching this video just as I get a notification that the queens died

Watching Jarvis enjoy himself always makes my day

I swear New York City is like the cousin of Florida and that’s why I love it the impossible just happens every day and we New Yorkers don’t even bat an eye 💀

40 seconds in, and as a New Yorker (not Italian, but still), I'm very excited for this video. "The proliferation of weird New Yorker guys" sounds like a very entertaining video to me.

I love that Jarvis’s Italian accent is just Pete Davidson impersonating a guy from Staten Island

Jarvis: try a credit union, you may be able to shake them down Me, a credit union employee: …. Ya probably