The Mount and Blade Swadian Experience 

"King Harlaus has consulted with the lords of the realm and has decided to confer Etrosq castle on King Harlaus"

That joke at the beginning is just the best joke in the world

"Back in time for the feast" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 omfg dude that intro easily makes your swadian video my favorite.

One time, I was allied with the Swadians as a vassal of Harlaus. After we defeated every other faction, the khergites were the only ones left. So we took all of their land. Normally, this is where the lords defect until the country is no more and I win the game. That's not what happened this time. Instead, the butterlord King Harlaus proceeded to INDICT EVERYONE FOR TREASON! And at the same time, the khergites wouldn't defect! So, we ended up having no lords left despite owning every single fief in Calradia! Just dozens of single lord parties running around at 10.0 speed and looting villages. That was the last time I played the game.

taken down for being too meme-y

When you are from Spain and you understand the video at the beggining

Thia was a rare correct usage of curb meme and it got taken down

The guy at the beginning of the video (Juan Joya Borja) has sadly passed away, may he rest in peace and live on forever in our hearts.

The video at the beginning is the greatest mount and blade joke ever made

Simo, it appears that the guy from the intro, El Risitas, died today... He will forever be in our hearts telling the universal Swadian Experience

"I'll let you keep the castle"

Genuinely cried during the intro.

Swadia has one of the best units, they balanced that out by making their lords dumb as fuck 😂

“Suno has been besieged by Jarl Gearth of Kingdom of Nords”

Looter does 30 damage

“I go with the Sarranids to attack Praven. Harlaus sees me and says ‘back in time for the feast.’”

Holy shit that “back right in time for the feast” actually made me laugh more than I’ve laughed in months

As soon as Bannerlord hits, I'm gonna split the Vlandian Vacation, claim the throne of Swadia, and become the Butterlord myself.

Once I started with Swadia, everything went smooth at the start, conquered the Nord territory, and as soon as the Nords were out, Swadia decides to go into war with both Sarranids and Rhodoks. Fast forward to the point where both forementioned factions conquered the now defeated Nord territory, splitting it up among themselves, and turned to face Suno & Praven. Well, king of the feasts Harlaus decides now is the good time to invite everyone for a feast in Praven, while I’m trying to defend Suno from Sarranids after succesfully defeating the Rhodoks trying to attack the city first, literally both factions had their armies on our doorstep while Harlaus and every other other Swadian lord is holed up in Praven, not giving a rat’s ass about Swadia’s impending defeat. After the Sarranids managed to defeat me, I go ”you know what, f this” and become a vassal for the Rhodoks. Fast forward like couple of in game weeks, Swadia is no more and Rhodoks control the whole center of the map, from Praven up until the desert, including the former Nord territory. But behold, king Graveth of Rhodoks has decided to follow the ancient customs of the butter lord, and now holds a feast three times in one week, while I, with some other lords, try to keep up with a stalemate of a war, capturing castles for a few days before the enemy gets them again. Long story short, while the lords were feasting, I started my own faction and put an end for their 24/7 binge partying, which wasn’t difficult, ’cause the only time any of their armies moved, they basically went from one town town or castle into another to continue their feast