The NEW & introverted BASEBALL MOM 

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“Why is the bat a car note?” 😆🤣😂

“When you lose as a collective that means we get to go home right? 👀” 😂😂😂😂

Back in the day I wouldn’t be mad at all when my son’s team finally lost. He & his team be mad, almost crying & I’d be fake empathizing⚾️😂

Her Wakanda motions had me cracking up. These are legitimate concerns. 😂

“Is it normal to wanna lose?”😂

“Whatever we gotta do to get back home “😂😂

I'm just throwing it out there like a baseball...😂😂😂😂

This was me when my baby was a cheerleader. Like, "Why yall got so many uniforms" and "I always have to bring you different socks"??

"So it's no limit to how long we'll be out there" If this wasn't meeee! We just wrapped up my son's first season and after 14 games. Baby I am SPENT! I was not readyyy 😂

OMG this was me in Dick's Sporting Goods looking for Tball gear! I was like, he's 4 we don't need an $80 bat. 😂😂

Baseball mom here...2xs! And I approve this video! She is me and I am her. I have secretly prayed for rain😫 many weekends.

As the loving auntie...I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

Baby you need a seat cushion, camp chair, a cooler, a parasol...... cause you gone be there FOREVER!!!!!!

"I feel like we're duplicating steps," 😂 "okay but why is the bat a car note?"

I can attest, baseball mom's live, breathe, and sleep baseball. If you have a job, then consider being a baseball mom overtime hours. It. Don't. Stop!! Your roles are parent, coach, cheerleader, and taxi driver. I almost cried when my son got his license; it felt like I got my freedom papers😂

My kid has soccer playoffs today and I was definitely inwardly rooting against my baby’s team.

Comparing everything to the car note sounds like me comparing everything to à full tank of gas‽ I hear myself say "You know that's a full tank of gas? Like why¿ " 😂

Baseball is for rich people. Expensive bats, gloves, and bags. No clock so no time limit on games. 2-3 games per week plus practice. All-Star games across the region so more travel and entry fees.

She asked if the bag was made from vibranium. 😂😂😂

I learned to tell the coaches/band directors..."my child wants to be on the team, not me!" Expensive and exhausting🤦🏾‍♀️❤🙏🏾

Baby I just left my niece dance recital and saw a family leave for the baseball game soon as little sis came off that stage. Two boys had on their uniforms and it just looked expensive. Looks like everyone is in for a long day at the field. 🥵

She said “whatever we gotta do to get back home” 😂❤️

“…Vibranium??🙅🏽‍♀️” LLLLOLOL

Gurl! I was a soccer mom. And let me tell you, after the first season I was so over it. And when she exclaimed how much she LOVED it and wanted to keep on keeping on… I just was like oh, wow. Half my life was spent on a soccer field somewhere (travel). Good thing I gave my life to YAH, cuz dating wasn’t happening! The fees, aggressive and inebriated soccer moms, the Florida heat, the rain season, the fees, the WINS, the team building, the hotels, the driving all over the tri-county area, the fees. I was so glad when she reached high school and it became more cut throat and competitive that she decided it wasn’t for her anymore! Cuz lemme tell ya, I needed to save for college and something had to give. Pretty much in scrubs all season because I literally went to the field straight from work. And the weekends?! The WHOLE weekend. I loved seeing her out there though, but I was glad when it was over. I didn’t think she would play for so long. She started at 6 and finished travel soccer when she reached high school. From there she just played for her school team. But that was a relief because it was just a season and not darn near year round.

Why is the bag a car note?😂😂😂😂

Not a whole car note lol 😂😂😂

"..... every Saturday?...and Sunday too?..."

Getting musty!!

"What's in it Vibranium"? 🙅🏽‍♂️😂

May God forgive my sins. My kids weren't in any clubs because I wasn't going to be driving up and down (one in elementary the other highschool). Plus my weekends were not available, cause I be tired. 🤷🏿‍♀️

I don't know how long we gonna be out there 🤦🏾‍♂️ 😂😂😂

Don’t do track and field. IJS 😂

Virbanium- can only be found in Wakanda😂😂😂😂😂 The grandbaby wants a $500 one. I told her it better swing and play by itself😂😂😂😂😂

Forgot about when is your "Snack Day" to bring snacks & drinks for the whole team!!! Check the team schedule!!!!

Thanks for being a baseball mom,EJ. So many of our black kids only consider football and basketball. Please keep it up,it’s a great sport.

If this ain't my LIFE times two! 2 boys nine and seven, both in baseball at the same...damn... time!! Don't forget about dugout duties for Dad and Mom having to do team mom stuff. Too much! Lol!

Home is where the heart is and the place I need to be.

"Okay, so the baseball field they don't close." 😂🤣

I can stay home😂😂😂

Remember to school your face into frozen enthusiasm for the child’s team. Cheer louder when they are behind.

I'm shocked you didn't say I could've got him a bag at ROSS LOL #carnote

Lol...that was me praying hard for Thunder, lightning a Loss😂

I somewhat remember softball being way more expensive than basketball. But that's partly because of the type of bat I asked my dad for and I dont even remember what it was. Lol. I ended up donating all my stuff to a young lady after I graduated.

This Here was me. This was our first year at baseball and baby!! Let me tell you. Ya girl didn't know a glove could cost so much. And yes why is this $300. And he needs a special bag. So we can't just use his bookbag. I now know

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Please do new soccer mom! I’m struggling here lol

Wow that's how I felt as a football mom

Lord this was my life for 8 years and it's starting back up this fall. Goodbye free time, laundry detergent, stocked pantry and money. I don't want em to lose...but my baby always a winner to me.😆

And this is why my daughters played ONE season……..cuz Saturdays aren’t for sitting out in the sun all day or watching it go down.

🤣🤣🤣 this is my wife

Check the Goodwill first, they may have the bat!!!😂😂😂

😂😂😂 I sent this to my Son and Daughter-in-Love since one of my grandsons play Little League. I wonder if they think like this? 😂😂

Guuuurrrrl, the memories: basketball, taekwondo, soccer, and football: for multiple kids!

Hahaha!!! I am dying laughing! My husband and I just had a similar convo on why we aren't doing organized sports....we like the freedom to do our own thang waaay better. He used to play basketball in school (and still plays for fun), so now he can teach the kiddos for free, lol.

Correct! And oh the joy when you have another one doing a different sport on the same day but on the opposite side of town🤦🏽‍♀️😂🤣

What ever we got to do to get back home 😂😂😂😂

As a baseball mom I can say everything your saying is true, I’m so broke and I already got a tan and we aren’t even half way thur the season 😞😞

Girl, so true..i finally have a summer inside this year and can finally enjoy most of the summer, plus save some money..neither one of my boys wanted to play baseball this summer, after 9 years!!!!!!!

Girl, every Saturday, yes!! These kids need to realize the sacrifices we make.😂😂

"Vibranium?"🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♀️

So true!! You have to do it all

Oooweee!! The tournaments!! My son in little league football. I swear I was praising Gawd when they lost and we could go home. Forgive me, but tuh!! They would win most of the time. 😅😢

Girl, I felt this soooo hard, lol!

Lord I hated those days 😅😂

We got questions and concerns! Give us the parameters please 😂

I love this!!! Why was I so happy when AAU basketball was over?

🤣🤣🤣 For $300 it better Be Vibranium!!!

😂😂😂😂😂 SEEM LIKE WE DUPLICATIN SOME STEPS!!!! WHATEVER WE GOTTA DO TO GET BACK HOME…😂😂😂😂

😂 this is me! Thank you for seeing me. Also I did not get the official bogg bag, I got the Sam’s clubs version.

That Baseball schedule is CRAZY! No Summer holidays Off, expensive, back to back... like how are baseball parents supposed to work.

Shoutout to all the sports, Moms. Especially those of us who are outside!!

"what ever we got to do to get back home " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

No truer words have ever been thought and spoken under my breath! 😂

That's why I love afterschool sports. A few Saturdays is ok but not committing to EVERY Saturday. Nah.

So true EJ, SO true on everything 😅 Every Saturday! 😢

Amen, ppl 🙏 lose in the first game. Mommy will still be proud of her little man ❤️.

I remember these days. My kids played so many sports - Track, softball, soccer, basketball, tennis, cheerleading, volleyball, swimming and even jujitsu from age 3-17. Whatever sport was in season they tried it. At least once. So glad they’re grown and those days are long behind me.

EJ, it always makes me smile when you post and you are looking good gurl. I'm not a sports mom; but have many family and friends who are. No lies were told I've heard many of the stories told here.

Ok my mama was done after me and my sister with Band, Cheerleading and Track😅😅😅She had to deal with that from 1987-1998😅😅😅

I'm with you EJ!!! Just trying to get back home 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂winning isn't everything...right?! 😊

Not to mention being asked to fund the victory party!!!😫

This is TOO accurate 🤣🤣🤣 EVERY year my grandson is in every sport even throughout the summer. AT FIRST we would help here and there but found out the little $20-$30 we were giving was doing NOTHING. HIS Mama is a G🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A second game? I can’t 😂😂😂😂

I'm not into sports I have 1 boy child he's the last and he's not into sports but you acted like how I do when I am asking about extra classes, field trips😂

YES, ALL day is not an option for me. 😎

😂😂I dont want to lose BUT WHATEVER WE HAVE TO DO TO GET BACK HOME!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Right? Expensive! Thats why the grandparents, aunties, uncles, godparents be pitching in (and buy 2nd hand stuff).

😂😂had to pause and crack up at wakanda cross

"Whatever we gotta do to get back home" I mean, I don't want us to lose but. . .Hang in there, baseball mama

My childhood chasing my brothers here, there & everywhere. Lol

GIRL!!! I feel you with this here! This right here, yep!

The puff is giving, edges looking full purrr ✨😍

So good!! Please do more travel sports. These folks are cra cra!!

Ba-bay...every scene is ME😂! I did not sign up to be a sports mom but I guess I gotta support my kids 🥴😩

You just tell me everything that’s going on that’s how I’ll keep up! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You are bringing back memories! You will be at the field aaaaaaaalllllll day.

I started playing softball at the age of 12...my mom was not a sports, being in the park or people person 😂! My mom would say EVERY game...I wish you were 18, or I will be glad when you get 18...😂 when I broke my nose playing...that was the last game she went to!

felt this sketch in my bones

😂😂, you are too funny!

AWESOME ❤