When you have to clean your son's room! 

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“You can’t be blind and nasty, choose one!”😂😂😂

Every Black Mom ever 😂😂😂

Y'all know she already asked him fifty-leven times to clean up. She warned him that if he didn't clean up to momma's standards she was going to call his butt out on the internets.... She is just making good on her promise. 🤣🤣🤣

So you put the dirty clothes in the drawer and the clean clothes under the bed😂😂😂😂

Child's room is a whole science project - growing bed bugs and mold with a touch of da funk. 😁😁😁

Holding funk hostage. 😂😂🤣🤣

You holdin funk HOSTAGE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kids will make you want to turn their rooms into Cell Block D - toothbrush and a mattress, b/c they’re not responsible enough to keep up with anything else!

This is not a skit!!! I repeat this is NOT A SKIT!!! No acting necessary!!! THIS IS MY LIFE

"Why is the floor sticky?? This is carpet!!" 😂😂😂

“This Is Nasty” and that “crumbs on yo body” killed me😂 Omg don’t get me started on wanting company in the dirty room🥴💀 My son killes me with that 🤦🏾‍♀️

Yesss alllll of thisssss!!! 😂🤣😂 My son's 21 now, but soon as I saw that Snicker paper I felt the urge to holler!! Especially once EJ hit the dishes card! 😡😤I remember the day I told my son he could only use paper plates & plastic forks/spoons until foreverrr!! In fact lemme call him just for old time sake!

The plate and bowls under the bed is the truth!!! Used to make me livid!!!

Every single time, I even get the slightest thought of cleaning my son's room. I open the door and close it right back! Ugh I be overwhelmed 😩

"Do it look like i wanna smell what's in the bag 😒😒😒 throw it away" me to my kids EVERYDAY 😂

But whyyyy is this sooo accurate??? I swear 😂 I have woken my sons up out of a sound sleep if I find they haven’t done something that I told them to do the day before, and I don’t care HOW early it is

The authenticity is top notch!!

The under the bed part is so accurate. They be having all the secret enchantments of the universe under there 😌😌😌

You can't be blind AND nasty!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 (...it be the daughters tooooo)

I don’t even have kids, but I know this is accurate. 😂😂😂

You forgot the old "you gone draw roaches" line😂😂

This is my life!!!! We are so happy to know we're not alone in this struggle😂

I'm just glad it's not just my child! I just know they're gonna grow up and be super neat in their own homes. At least I hope so.

Ma'am you need to get out of my house!

Immediately sent this to my teen son. Lawwwddd I don’t understand how they can’t smell the toxins in their room.

That last line got me. Made me feel like every parent should have at least one haz mat suit on hand when entering their child's room. 😂 God Bless you beautiful queen and thank you for the gift of laughter. Shalom and many blessings to you and to your beautiful families.

“You holding funk hostage” 😂 🤣 😂

No lies detected 😂

I feel better that it’s not just me saying this to my son. I promise I say the exact same things… 🥴

Man, if this wasn’t my childhood…three brothers 😂😂

I’m convinced my son was growing a new strain of penicillin an in his room. I thought I was the only one😂😂😂. Stuff was growing in there I never seen before, prolly was s lil moss growing too, wasn’t a tree to be seen. I’m so glad he’s grown and living on his own😂😂😂😂

I felt this on a SPIRITUAL LEVEL!

My son had a little job and started making money. I made him give me $150 dollars to replace missing Tupperware and silverware. He could get it back if he found my stuff and cleaned the room in the process. He found all of the Tupperware, but i had to buy new silverware to replace the ones he threw away to avoid washing them. I really relate to this video.

Thanks EJ for giving me MORE reason for me having birth control 😂😂😂

Not a plate under the bed?! 😂😂

Oh man! The lost sppons and forks, I know they are under my son's bed!🤣🤣🤣

“Sniger paper, SNIGER PAPER!” 😤🤣

Talking to themselves and asking all the questions

You can't be blind and nasty!! EJ 2024 cuz baby!!!! lmao

You holding funk hostage 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was hollering when she said, “that’s why your pee stinks!”

Idk whether to laugh or cry cause THIS! And we have FOUR children. 🥴 lol! 🙏🏽

Lord help us girl.Your talking directly about my 15 y/o!

My mom put a sign on the door of my brother's room that read "this room is not part of the house" 🤣 My bro would put his clothes on the floor and his CDs in the drawers 🤣

I need FJ to add his commentary to this here video as well!😂😂

"You holding funk hostage" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Holding funk hostage! LART HAVE MERTHY!!!! 😂😂😂

“Holding funk hostage” 😂😂😂

OMG the accuracy in this video I don't know what it is about boys I swear

😂😂😂 The constant jabs at FUNK had me deceased 😆😆😆😆 She said "You holding FUNK hostage! "

Man this reminds me of my brother's room. He would have so many dishes in his room, but would only remember to bring them to the kitchen when it was my turn to do dishes 😑

So glad that I am not the only one having the SAME conversation with my boys! LOL

You can't handle the freedom 😂😂😂

A) This is my daughter. My son is the clean one... B) I lost it with, "I want to open this closet but I know I'm going to get mad." This is me all day, every day! My daughter now knows to keep her entryway clean because I just don't go in her room because I know it's all going to make me mad.

"Snicker paper" sent me, lol!

My younger brother. Bless him, jesus.

My son had an ENTIRE CAKE - missing a few slices - in his closet. And i found my entire stash of lotion; I haven't been in that room since!

My Life😂😂😂 The utter frustration of being a mommy to a son…

“I don’t know what you bout to grow in here but you bout to grow it.” 😂

So glad to know that I'm not alone.

"Holding funk hostage" is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Idk what you trying to grow in here, but you bout to grow it!”

This is the whole, 100% EPIC truth! These boys be different in them tween and teen years. And by different, I mean INsane. 😡

Nooooo....my baby boy is 18 months. 😂 This is what I get to look forward to?🤣🤣🤣🤣

"You holdin' funk hostage" 😂

“You holding funk hostage”. 😂😂😂😂

My sons room exactly. Glad it’s warming up so he can open a window and let the funk out. EJ brave. I’m scared to go in there.

“Holdin funk hostage” 😂😂😂

Omggggg! My life right now. I just don’t want to enter the room cause I know I’ll get mad 😂

“This is nastyyyyy” 😂😂😂

"You holding funk hostage!!" 😂😂

“You holding funk hostage” 😂😂😂

Put a trash bag in the room with them and sit back and watch what happens I bet the room is going to look beautiful in no time lol ❤

No lies told Sis!

So glad it’s not just me😂😂

Not the sticky carpet 😂

"You holdin' funk hostage" 🤣🤣🤣

Open the windows. Let's clean! Let's get some carpet freshener and air freshener! Wash your linen. Yes!!!! 😂

You just not lieing EJ...hit the nail on the head wid these teenage boyz

Baby, Snicka Pappa took me out!! 😂😂😂

Ain’t no way I’m cleaning my sons’ room. Nope. Nope. Because it be just like that. 🎯 💯

"How many of my dishes are in this room?!" Lol! Least we know where those dishes be going?

This was RIGHT on time!! My Son is coming home from College for the Summer & I thought that it would be a nice surprise if I freshen up his room. HONEYYYY I stopped counting after I got to empty water..juice bottle #20! HONEYYYY why are there 4 used soap bars wrapped in a old dried up washcloth in your closet! HONEYYYY did you want some company? Bugs, flies, or something! But the REAL question is: So this has all just been sitting here in your room since your last visit home??? Like frfr?

🗣️🗣️🗣️UUUGGHHH…..😩 WHERE IS THE LIE ??!? I’m going through this NOW. Yall are too….and to be honest, I want OUT of the club 😂😂😂😂

"You holdin funk hostage" 😆

Girl every time I go down there and clean a third of the crap goes in the trash and a week later it’s back to where it was. I get madder the more I clean up lol but it’s oddly cathartic. 17 and 15 year old boys in one room. Chile you can smell them on your way to the basement where they room is. Loves of my life tho 🤣🤣

So we're all raising the same child that's what I'm understanding 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😭

She ain't lyin! These boys! I looked under the bed and could not see through to the other side. I was confused....what could possibly be blocking my view. The room was clean....BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS SHOVED UNDER THE BEEEEED! 90% was trash! Get out my house!!!!

I find no lies present...if this is not me in my 9yr old sons room😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You need to get Fred on that situation! LoL! Sounds like a job for both parents and don't think the girls are any better!

You nailed it. Me and my grandson. 😂

Oh, it's all coming back to me...flashbacks..my eyelid is twitching 😅

I don't know what you trying to grow, but you are about to grow it!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

OMG I NEEDED THIS!!! I thought it was only me !! LORD WHY?! The madness!!! I have two boys! Pray for me!! 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

"You holding this funk hostage in here!" I was on the floor dying when you said it. And the food AND the SPOONS under the bed!!:) I was laughing soooo hard!:)

It’s The kitchen plate with dried up globs of ketchup and the small crumbs of chicken that really gets me.

Girl, you didn't lie about nothing.😮😂

"You can't be blind and nasty!"

I declare! 🤣🤣🤣. I remember those days! Phew…glad we all survived 😂