The NYC Portal Was An Instant Disaster | Sad Boyz (w/ Stanz) 

Jordan in the thumbnail? We're so up

just finished my second year of college and now sad boyz as a reward !

I have an afro and I am violently excited to go go grey bc I think I’ll look like a cloud so I am VERY pumped on Jordan’s hair 🙌🏾🙌🏾

Excuse me sir the hitchhiking robot was murdered in PHILLY please give my city the credit it deserves

I've started mentally paywalling sadboyz episodes behind feeding my snakes (i have a reminder set as well, but telling myself 'you can't watch this until the boys have been fed' helps make sure it actually gets done while i'm thinking about it) and it's very helpful, but it has the unfortunate side effect that i now associate the sight of the boyz with the scent of hot mouse

Jarvis and Jordan are both having FANTASTIC hair days, the longer length on the tight curls looks great on both of you!

wish I could watch this one but you guys just look too good :(

The King Charles painting could’ve taken half the episode I can’t believe it only had like 3 seconds. 😂 tampongate immortalised

i screamed when jarvis said he recently watched the beekeeper hoping for a fun action movie and was shocked at how bad it was. i had the exact same experience literally this week

the fact that nobody picked up on Jordan saying “does she have a tag line like- later invaders” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Imagine calling someone weak and running around in a bulletproof vest

jarvis talking about having to go out of his way to prioritize tech debt is triggering my fight or flight

It's like nobody involved with the portal has ever used the internet.

Looking handsome boyz (I am making a point to tell men and boys compliments when i think them because they deserve to receive truthful compliments just as much as anyone else)

Funnily enough, i've seen some of those videos on RU-vid, where people buy an old LEGO collection and try to piece together the half-broken sets with the missing parts that are somewhere in the box full of bulk.

as someone who's read a number of the ender's game books, i didnt know the author sucked, but i am not surprised in the slightest. honestly the only reason those books arent crazy offensive is because theyre honestly just too fucking bizarre, you cant even concentrate on the terrible implications (super long rant about this book series ahead, i doubt anyone will read it but i am filled with the need to talk about it) (also i agree with the guys here, i actually do really like speaker for the dead, but its still definitely weird and i would argue there are still some issues in it) "quick" rundown of the weirdest parts in case anyone is curious (spoilers obviously) -the character ender ends up marrying a girl who he first spoke to when she was a child and he was very much an adult. because of space travel weirdness, for him, meeting her as a child and marrying her when she was an adult were only like a couple months apart. -there is a species of aliens referred to as "piggies" living on a planet that for some reason is entirely catholic. one of the (many) plot points in book 3 was about how they had developed their own religion and thus were corrupt heretics who needed to be further colonized (im not exaggerating in the slightest, 'heretics' is the actual word used) -also in book 3 was a whole plot about a 3rd planet based on ancient china. the people they worship spiritually are people who perform repeated, compulsive actions (tracing woodgrain lines in the floor being the main example). they believe that these compulsions are sent to them by the gods. it is later revealed that, in fact, this is a genetically modified form of OCD which was implanted into these people so the wider space government could control them. again, no exaggeration, they call it OCD in the book -theres fucking cloning at one point. its done by, like, holding an idea in one's head while traveling faster than light. the world recreates whatever youre thinking about. this is all done by a sentient technological overlord named jane, who also gets into some kind of romantic relationship with one of the characters despite being incorporeal. -at some point ender's wife becomes a nun and then he decides to become one too, out of like solidarity or something lmao -oh yeah the piggies i mentioned earlier have a life cycle that involves half the female population getting pregnant and giving birth as infants, and then dying in the process of birth. and the males turn into trees when they die i actually dont think the books are that bad purely because they're so crazy and bizarre that they do kind of make you think about shit, but not in the way card intended lol. there was definitely some kind of drug involved. and before you wonder too much, yes, every single notable female character exists with an attached male counterpart and usually just exist to prop up that male counterpart. you just dont really notice because so much insane shit is happening. i didnt even list some of the weirdest stuff, like the hive queen's communication with ender and the suicide trial room. fever dream of a series

The hair is hairing Jarvis!! Love it

In this house we stan Nathan "One Night Stanz" Staniel

i love hearing you guys talk about madam web for some reason i rewatch the episode of you guys recapping it all the time! a commentary video on it would eat 🥴

All my favorites are uploading today 🥹

jarvis if you're getting into movies we need the letterboxd

AN EP WITH STANZZ!!! THIS IS SO DOPE!

that A/B test scared me, saw the thumbnail earlier today and now jarvis has been replaced

As an author, I can promise my readers that I endeavour to become less problematic over time. I cannot promise I will ever have more than one published book, because autistic burnout/skill regression kicked my hinder, and I can barely conceive of the version of myself that managed to write an entire book. PS: Villeneuve = vil-noove (kinda)

I gotta know what your Peetz’ coffee order is because they straight up DO NOT carry normal, go-to coffees (like a mocha latte, for example) at the locations in the South Bay.

New yap sesh just dropped🥳 watching this while I bake scones🫡

STANZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the greatest thing i couldve hoped for

omg they got stanz from the stanz show! wowie!

>having bad day >sad boyz uploaded >now having a good day :)

I’ve never been so early in my life omg love you guys

jordan not knowing if lithuania is in europe is deeply funny to me as a baltic person (yes, yes it is. east europe is europe too)

@SadBoyzPod the reason all Ezekiel's lines are ADR in madame web is because apparently they had originally filmed his scenes in a completely different language, and during screen testing they didn't understand why he was speaking in a different language ( i mean he is from a different country so it makes sense kind of....) so instead of re doing it, they dubbed it and of course the acting doesn't match the dubbed over voice recording.

ohh, ok this episode made me realise i'm *very* attracted to blokes with glasses. so that's what that is 😭

Love this pod so much jordan and Jarvis please never stop

There have been at least two projects that did the Portal thing - Telectroscope (NYC-London) in 2008 and Hole In Space (LA-NYC) in like 1980. All of them had folks mooning each other from across the world

This very episode is in my recommended both as a “mix” and as the episode itself, we are in a Black Mirror episode Boyz!!!

16 hour drive to Nebraska and sad boyzzz

Just tuned in to let you guys know you're great and stay looking amazing! 💗

i love whenever yall talk about movies!

1:14:00 Rediscovering things you loved as a kid is often uncomfortable. I was OBSESSED with The Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind when i was a teen and young adult. It was easily my favorite series and ive read the first 12 books at least 8 times. Well, within the past year i read them again and they're *BAD* . Goodkind is incredibly obnoxious in his bad ideology, and when asked at a panel he says he "doesn't write fantasy," he writes "about real people and real situations." With that in mind, every 5 page long diatribe a character regurgitates feels like Goodkind screaming at you about how cool libertarianism is and how stupid and stinky everyone else is. And aside from his ideology being trash and his attitude being smug, he's just a bad writer. The dialog sucks and so does the environmental storytelling.

The vibes this episode are SO good!

Not expecting to see Stanz on this podcast, very excited

i think the king charles painting was a brilliant piece of monarchy resistance art

This was a good one. A really good one

I hovered over the video before clicking and in the moving thumbnail I thought Jordan was sitting in the guest seat for a second - never realized how similar all of their silhouettes are lol.

Lets go its Stanz!!!

50:45 this is so true. I spent a lot of time trying to debate bigoted people and eventually realized that if you just treat them like they're being cringe its much more effective in getting your point across

I tried watching this on Sunday but it turned out I had heat exhaustion got really sick, so I'm using my second watch to beg people to PLEASE HYDRATE YOURSELVES

WOOO STANZ EP !!!

Offended on behalf of Philly - we're the ones who destroyed the hitchhiking robot 😂

Friday upload? Ayyyeeeeee

1:12:00 I just had this happen to me last night. Finally rewatched Dracula: dead and loving it, thinking oh this movie was sooo funny it's like Airplane!... it is not like Airplane, it is closer to Holmes with will Ferrell and John C Reilly (horrible)

So good to see Stanz my beloved. Can we please get a Richelle episode next??

Stanzy! love this guy. hes one of my goats. Stanz gaming channel is what i fall asleep to every night

i think the portal is cool! i think they shouldve set up the camera differently though. maybe have it behind glass at eye level, and keep some distance between the glass and the camera. that way hopefully itd look like being on 2 sides of glass. maybe then you could line your hands up with other peoples through space! that would be cooler than what it looks like now.

Stanzy on the pod

wish i could have watched this episode of sadboyz but you guys look too good

Will say the robot actually made it through Boston and New York. It was actually Philadelphia where it was brutally maimed and destroyed

I swear you guys change your thumbnails more than anyone else lol. But I am excited to watch! Been waiting on a Stanz episode ever sense I heard you mention being friends with him and Rochelle lol

YEAH STANZ!!!

Literally saw the portal two days before they closed it

Jordan in the thumbnail let’s gooooo

Glad i was saving this one. I have to pack for like 3 different layered trips and need something to keep me awake. My flight is in 6 hours.

Just graduated now it’s time to watch sad boyz and play stardew😮‍💨🔥

You guys should get a pair of Lidl shoes

MY FAVORITE STREAMER ON MY FAVORITE PODCAST WOOOOOOO STANZ

LETS GO STANZ

OMG GREGGS MENTION! HYPE!

lol i also saw challengers alone

43 minutes ago, exactly what i need to finish my drawing final

STANZ!!

I really hope that "technical difficulties" means someone hacked it and played Shrek for like 24 hrs or something

Not enough people talk about how pretty Jarvis is. Like i wanna buy that mofo flowers type shit

20:35 as a LEGO enthusiast who sometimes goes by Rey this part was absolutely wild

STANZ !!!!

Cork mentioned ‼️‼️‼️‼️

i heckin love stenz

Do they not realize its the O-zone song from the numa numa meme? maybe I am just old and no one knows what that is anymore lol

Jarvis is *not* far off about NextDoor at 1:08:45. There's maybe 2 or 3 Black families in our neighborhood & a few Indian/Punjabi families, & cranky old people are posting complaints like that every damn day.

34:08 She's actually holding a submachine gun, which is crazy because if it looks that big she's like 3 feet tall

I just realised the guy from Shogun is the guy who sang Gay Pirates

YALL ARE GONNA BE ON UNPAID INTERN?!?!?!!? IM SO READY!!!

Wait there is another episode with stanz I just listened to it yesterday. It’s on Spotify from 2020. Is that the lost one?

I love staniel so much

I love Jeff Teague lol. The best basketball podcast right now.

Lupe fiasco is such a GOAT 🐐

just finished ender's game

My only question with this whole book talk is have yall read a song of ice and fire ? Cause GRRM is one of the best authors I've ever heard in terms of his political mindset and his writing is amazing

I effing LOVE taskmaster! It’s ridiculous.

There is a lost Stanz episode?!?!?

Send It To Me Rachel!!!! 😫😭 count - 2, sad boyz and new dnp vid

what word was bleeped at 1:24:24 😭 im so confused bc they dont usually bleep things

9:40 "Look between F and N" ... dude that spells GHB - coincidence?!?!?

had to switch to audio only cause i genuinely got too distracted with how hot jarvis and jordan are

EXCUSE ME THAT ROBOT WAS MURDERED IN PHILADELPHIA YA WELCOME

I was so tired of hearing about this portal, then saw stanz and decided why not

Omg Ireland mentioned???

Jerry Seinfeld peaked at the Bee Movie

I am sorry on behalf of the Irish nation that we fucked up in the placement of the PORTAL TO NYC into the centre of drunk people and buffoons.

i want this damaged millenium falcon so bad it’s not even fucking funny 😭