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I am glad you mentioned Connie Carpenter because I was at the 1984 LA Olympic road race. Connie and Rebecca Twigg had just received their medals. As I was on the roadside watcing the men's race, the two of them came over and showed us spectators their medals, and we congratulated them. Both of them were so happy and excited, a memory I will treasure. Cheers

This was the funniest story time yet!! Thanks Chris. I was laughing so hard my wife was giving me the look😂👊🦋🐐🎉🍿

Thanks Chris, that was a day to remember alright! Please keep the story time coming when you have time.

I lived in an Atlanta in 1996 when the Summer Olympics were in town. One day, I was driving around and saw a bunch of road blocks. I pulled over, jumped out of my car figuring it must have been a race of some kind. As I approached the barriers, who should ZOOM by on a bicycle??? None other than the Big Mig -- Miguel Indurain!!! I jumped back in my car and started driving again!!

Comedy is tragedy plus time. Love that you can tell this story with a smile. I have no idea why you are not on TV!

Tadej revealed he had Covid around 10 days ago. The competition has already begun...sandbagging competition 😉

Classic Chris Horner story time! Just amazing, and a better memory than a medal kept in a shoebox lost somewhere in a closet!

Chris, as a 71 yrs old dirt-bag bicyclist looking for an opportunity to watch the 2024 tour de France, I came across this post. It's a foggy morning here in Santa Barbara and will have to bike over to my dad's to catch the Tour but, your story made my whole day, thank you so much, will share it with my family...😂❤

Chris is like the super cool uncle with awesome stories 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

Thanks Chris! That was very fun to listen to. Much appreciated!

Wow Chris that's a helluva story!! And super bonkers too! I snapped a crank once so I know what that's like. Talk about a weird sensation when it happens. London certainly had plenty of quirks: gonzo fans, beemers galore, mosh pits, nature breaks, etc. Medal or not you can proudly say you're an Olympian and that's huge! 💯

I love story time with Chris! This might be some of your best content yet!

Chris, that was an amazing story of what it's like to race at the Olympics! You will always be an Olympian, you worked for your teammates and finished the race with incredible memories!

OMG your talent for telling stories is INCREDIBLE !!!

What a crazy race for you. Kudos for getting across the line that day. Keep these type of stories coming! Fantastic storytelling 🔥

One of your best videos! 👊 I can’t believe any mechanic in that position couldn’t fix your brakes in 4 days 🤦‍♂️

That is quite a story, with all that you not only finished but helped. Good stuff. 👍

I loved Vinokourov - he raced so aggressively (not always smartly). His stage win in 2005 TdF on the champs elysses was the guttiest win I’ve ever seen.

MR. Chris you are a rock star … I love your channel, wisdom, and humor , you inspire me …..thank you!!!

Love sitting on the chesterfield for story time with you Chris. Coincidentally, the 2012 Olympic road race is the first big cycling event that I watched on TV right as I was getting into cycling. That day I became I became a big fan of Rigoberto Uran and I ended up telling him the story about a year ago at his concept store in Miami. I didn't know you went through this whole ordeal during the race and although it definitely wasn't your day, I'm glad you finished the race and accomplished your dream.

Great story time, Chris, I loved it! The whole video was compelling from start to finish. Please keep making videos like this one.

Great, great story. Funny, entertaining, and you show us how hard this sport is. I laughed at the red and green signs, the BMWs been equal, and your crack coming out.... definitely the worst day of cycling, but gives you an excellent story to tell. Keep them coming!!!

Great story love to hear them!!! Thanks Chris and Garrett!!!

Chris "sticky bottle" Horner and Taylor "sticky fingers" Phinney 😉 I checked that he ended 4th in TT during those Olympic games too, so no medal for him ☹️ Had the crank arm fall off my bike too, it was at night, so I had no idea what was going on at first, luckily I had flat pedals, otherwise I would have crashed for sure. It was 2-3 months old bike, so I was a bit "cranky".

What a story, these memories are priceless, Chris! Thanks for sharing.

This is the best cycling war story I have ever heard! It's amusing that the crank thing even happens at the highest level... Unbelievable! This is completely surprising! I had two encounters of the crank arms. One was on a cheap Chinese MTB that only do domestic market, their strategy is to make everything you can see fancy and everything you can't see dirt cheap -- this $500 bike comes with Shimano Deore 3x10 shifters and RD, a proper Suntour fork, and a lightweight alloy frame. But everything else is completely rubbish. One day on a steep-ish climb, I went out of saddle and crank that thing up, and all of the sudden that pedal just gone. I thought oh it's the cheap plastic pedal, only got shocked later that it's the whole arm completely ripped off. When I went home I checked the thing and found out that all of the splines on that thing were completely sheered to 45 degree flat surface. It's just the metal was too soft! What makes this super embarrassing was at that time I was surrounded by a bunch of 10 yr old kids and when that happened they were all stopped and come looking... The other time it's on a more proper bike, it's the FSA Gossamer. I'm not sure if it's just the lousy work from the bike shop or it's just bad design. It uses a locking cap to secure the thing. However it seems that locking cap do have a habit of going loose overtime. This time it's on a nice bike path. I was out in the front, and my wife's on the bike. At a junction I was waiting and waiting, but just can't see her. So I figured something might be happened and I better go back and check. Then I saw her in a distance, riding single legged, I thought oh it's a crash??? When i come closer I saw her holding something in her hands... only then to realized that thing was a crank arm and a shoe! Exactly like in the video. She told me that she's fine but it took her so long because she just can't unclip that thing so have to take off the shoe and... keep riding hoping I could solve that problem for her. This incidents ends with me riding a single crank bicycle 10km home in traffic. Not scary but just so amusing, with all those strange looks from other people at traffic lights. After your story I just feel so relived. No matter which level you are, the crank arm fails the same...

Thanks for sharing the Chaos. Love It

Incredible Story time Chris. Those memories are amazing even considering the chaos that ensued. I can imagine the Olympics being like that in such a different race environment, but to have all of those mishaps and still finish while working and leading the team? Amazing. Only in cycling. I raced many BMX nationals and can only relate to the Worlds where everything changes: format, times, qualifying, etc. and it just doesn't compare to the adjustments you stated here. Wow. I ride with Mike Sayers often and he has told us some crazy stuff. If you haven't had him guest speak in the past, I think it would be pretty cool to have him on the show. Cheers!

Got some shots of ya on the champs that year. Night finish in Paris I think?🤙🏻

What an epic story, thanks for sharing it!

What a story! Thanks for sharing! Lots to learn from that experience for sure.

Chris love your channel and story time keep it up

Whoa!!! and I thought that was the best trophy so far in the Olympics! Crankyshoe!!!

Thanks Chris thanks Garrett for all the work on the show awesome story today

Thanks, Chris! That was an awesome story time. 👊🦋❤

Write it as a script for a movie, no one will believe it. Live it, and then be able to bring us with you as you " ride" it over again and we are in for a magnificent treat. Thank you, thank you, thank you

Chris drops another Gem of a story. I was following the tale with bated breath with a smile on my face. Love these storytimes!!

This is one of the best videos cycling ever!!!

Thanks for sharing your story with us. And thanks for your honesty and straight talk on the sometimes less than ideal outcomes in this crazy sport. Cheers! 🍻

GREAT story Chris ❤❤❤

Loving story time! 💥 Sheesh, your life must of been flashing before your eyes. Crazy good times I bet. Thanks Chris! 👊✨💫🤙

Mate! That was a hell of a day! I forgot about the left hand side rule until you mentioned it!

I love your stories!!!!!

Loved this episode. Must have been an awesome experience with the chaos. Thanks for sharing it with us normal people.

I’m new to cycling in the past few years and I LOVE this! Fun video!

I liked the old title better but this is still one of the best story times ever!

Great story telling, thanks for sharing!

It's a treat listening to your stories. Love it Chris. Don't ever stop telling these lovely true stories which is very interesting. Thanks very much Chris. You take care and have a great day. 👍👍👍♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️👍👍

I love story time. Do more of this Chris!! Would also love to hear more about the logistics of racing. How do riders get from race to race, who pays for it , who sets it up? How do all support staff get from race to race. Great job Chris. Keep up the awesome work !

Thank you Chris! Great story. Looking forward to your TdF analysis

Fantastic story and thanks for sharing it with us.

Great stuff!

Great story telling! Sometimes the disaster days stick with you more than the good days when everything goes to plan.

Great video, love hearing your experiences from racing. 👍

I laughed, I cried, This was EPIC! Thanks Chris for such an entertaining video. I felt every emotion!

Loving these story times 🙂

WOW what a story! Thanks for sharing your memories!

Lots of out-loud chuckles in this one, Chris! Thoroughly enjoyable, and loved the insights you shared.

What a crazy series of unfortunate events!

Wow what a great story! You really make it exciting!

Wow. Very cool Chris. I just turned 60, have been following cycling since Sports Illustrated reported Eric Heiden (as an Olympics junkie, big fan of his) joining this seemingly nutty project called the 7-11 Pro Cycling Team. Not since listening to Bob Roll describing the suffering he went through on that the frozen mountain stage in the '88 Giro (?) have I heard such an entertaining account of a race. Your instructional videos and reviews of current races and knuckleheadisms are fantastic for those of us cycling fans who have never stomped on a pedal in anger, so to speak, but I particularly enjoy this kind of personal story-telling of what really goes on inside your head during these harrowing races. More please!..... Chapeau M8

Absolutely love the rider stories. What a kooky day - any other racing days like this one?

Netflix, HULU or someone should make a series just out of this story! And call it "I died 5 time already". Great story and great use of words to describe all that was happening! Thanks so much!

Great story. You're a warrior

Great stuff Chris! ... and a little knowledge to pass on as well - perfect

I LOVE story time with Chris!!🙏👊🏻

Whew! I'm exhausted!

Considering traffic rules were 1st needed on water, pass port(left) to port, much later transferred to air and in most of the world to cars passing left side to left side, who was the knucklehead that decided "Oh, we will pass right to right instead!" Just curious;) Thanks, Chris & Co.

Thank you, Chris. Great story. I'm sorry you had such a Lousy mechanic👊🦋🚲🚲

Fear and Loathing in London? -- Great story Chris! Your surreal experience reminded me of when things went south during a motorcycle endurance road-race I was in. Crazy sh&t happens and the things you do to keep racing make the story and require beer to explain. 👍👍👍

Man, 2012 was when I got back into watching professional cycling and was riding a ton and bought a Cervelo, and it doesn't seem like that long ago, but looking at those pictures, now it feels so dated. Sagan looks like he was 9 years old. Time effin' FLIES.

Chris you are the best telling stories ! Delightful storytelling! 👍🏼

That sounds like a typical day of cycling. 😊

I really enjoy "Story Time." Thanks for sharing!

I was the guy that negotiated the Skins sponsorship for USAC. I was fired and told it was terrible for the cyclists. I'd like to know from your perspective if that was really true. It has always haunted me. Please DM if you see this Chris.

Epic story Chris!! Got me sleeping way too late here at 01:30

Much respect, Chris. I used to Time Trial against Gordie Fraser (beat him once) and Derek Gee (beat him too, when he was 12). I’ll be watching both the TDF and the Olympics. . . and, thanks to your commentary, be a bit smarter watching it.

Wow Chris.. who needs to go watch that race with the way you tell this story? Just Brilliant!!

Wow! Great story and glad you made it through. Oddly I won the rode race in 1979 at the International Human Powered Speed Championships because the guy in front of me had his foot crank come off too. Dutch luck!

Thank you for sharing your story!

Great memories Chris . I was there with family, all first time spectators😅 dragged me mum uo there , walked 2 miles to get there, just after box hill right where the left turn was to that crazy descent i think u mentioned onto Mill Way just after Headley Cricket club. It was amazing day especially as there were about 7 or 9 laps . It was jammed packed with people so only saw a milli second of each rider. We were all mad for team gb who were abit behind some leaders which they closed up but then ran out of steam from memory😅been hooked on road riding ever since 😅👍

Great video, Chris. 👊🏾

What a crazy day Chris. But, you soldiered on, and finished your Olympics. Well done.

Wow Chris! What a story of perseverance. I know those roads pretty well. Respect.

That sounded like a movie plot,Chris! lol Was it a full moon? Did a black cat cross the road? Walk under a ladder? lol

Definitely one of my favorite Chris Horner stories. The Olympics look like such a crazy festival of sport from the spectator’s side, so it’s very interesting to hear the experience from an athlete’s side. There’s definitely a lot to be interested in when it comes to USA cycling this year, specifically the amazing super talent of Taylor Knibb, who has qualified for the Olympic time trial AND triathlon.

WOW!

That was a great story I closed my eyes and listen to the whole thing in the pictures and my mind were better than reality

😂🤪😂. Been a while since I laughed out loud watching sports. Pulling out the shoe attached to the crank was excellent story time! Loved the reminder to always have fun and keep going, keep competing because after it’s all done the memories of the experience are what’s entertaining for yourself and others - actually more enjoyable story than “here’s my medal”. 👍🤙

Perfect for a Friday train ride home from work. Didn't I start the week with a Monday morning Horner show? I'd say that makes it a pretty good week! 🤠

Great story. Thanks Chris!

This is one of the best "Storytime" videos ever. The only one better is the one Chris did live with his wife about winning the Vuelta. IMHO, of course. ;-)

"I wonder what that picture looked like" what a great line, I've had similar thoughts about odd situations in the middle of athletic competitions lol

I get your point about Olympic fans being different. When I was 8 or 12 or 16 it seemed like a magical event and 4 years was forever. By the time I was 28 it started to lose the magic. I was watching running or swimming or rowing or some such and realised I didn't care about these sports at any other time and didn't really care about it now, either. Now that I'm 52, I just keep thinking, didn't we just have Olympics a couple of months ago?

OMG this is a very scary and very funny race story! One of the best I've ever heard for sure! Glad you lived to tell the story Chris! We all know that cycling is dangerous but you almost lost ALL 9 lives during that race!

Fantastic story, Chris...well told (as usual).

HI-LA-RI-OUS! 😂😂😂 Now what about that BBQ at the back of the peloton?

Love it!

I had an Orbea whose crank arm refused to stay tight. I tried many fixes before I managed to get the two bolts to hold. A poor quality bike that still hangs in my garage.

Anyone who doesn't understand cycling (as a WAR of attrition) should watch this and hear your story Chris. Even the BEST & most hopeful days have sooo much suffering in this sport. As Always, Thanks again Mr Horner.