The Order: 1886 Steampunk Modern Warfare (Zero Punctuation) 

Imagine being so incredibly incompetent that you managed to make killing a vampire with a lightning gun in a shootout in victorian london BORING.

1:35 * funfact* the invaders only sped up because of a bug... the less enemy were on screen, the faster the old processor could handle the movement

This review was as long as the game.

I remember when exclusive titles were a means to compare games with your friends. "Oh, you guys have Halo? We have God of War." "Gears of War any good? Is it kind of like Uncharted?" If a game nowadays has to rely solely on graphics instead of what really matters in a game -- you know, the gameplay -- then I am perfectly content on still getting to the metric fuckton of backlogged games that I have on my PS3. I still get to play some fantastic games and I get to save the four hundred dollars I'd spend on a new console for a years supply of Twix.

Well, the game does what it was meant to do. Show the awesome performance the PS4 is capable of when you only use 66% of the screen, keep it to narrow playable areas and cover it all in film grain so you can't work out the finer details of the meshes and textures. Well done cheeseburger with fries on table 18!

I believe Gaming Brit described this game very nicely: "I don't deny a lot of talented people probably worked on this game; I mean, it's not buggy, it works, the art is nice looking and making models and textures this good is a feat far out of my reach. But holy shit, as a self-satisfied prickazoid with a RU-vid channel, I have to say this has to be one of the most... mechanically shallow games I've touched in years. I have played Nintendo Wii beat-'em-ups with waggle controls that are far deeper than this game. It is almost ludicrous how bare bones of an experience The Order: 1886 truly is, and as I sit here and write this now, I have trouble coming up with all that much to actually say..."

" We need to kill some pleople on the way to it " Say no more " That part got me laughing so hard .

A four player co op steampunk vs werewolves... Ah The wasted potential

Two words: Black Bars Have developers learned nothing from The Evil Within? It's a game, not a bloody movie!

All of the hype and and ranting about graphics that the games industry spewed over The Order 1886 back during its release and look at where it is now; a generic 4 hour long game with no replay-value that NOBODY remembers. Seriously, I legitimately forgot this game existed until a few days ago when I randomly happened across a comment that used it as an example, ironically enough, of games long since abandoned and forgotten. I believe I predicted this game's future perfectly all those months ago, and I said that people would one day look through their game library and say "The Order 1886? What is this thing and when did I buy it?"

and the worst part is, this game had so much potential, the concept of it could have gone in an entirely good direction lol

I really like this game because it permanently ended the debate of graphics vs gameplay

I just discovered the speed settings on youtube videos, and listening to Yahtzee at .5 speed is a great bit of fun.

i recently bought a ps4 that came bundled with the order 1886. it did not even leave the store i traded the game in as i bought it. the funny thing was according to the guy behind the desk almost everyone who got the game bundled returned it unopened. seems people are starting to wise up.

Remember the Watchdogs Hypetrain crash? Well The Ordeal (insert number here) is exactlly that, except for the fact that Watchdogs was actually an unpolished gem encrusted in a thick layer of buttery deadline release rush whereas The Oditty ended up being a piece of coal wrapped in granite. You have to grind the outer layer so much that by the time you start enjoying theres twelve minutes of gameplay left in the story.

... Then 7 years later I picked this up on sale while actively looking for a single player game that I could just veg out to. A couple of hours in and I'm thinking... Huh! I'm enjoying this. No looking around for hidden trinkets or meandering around a bland and lifeless open world that takes me 30 minutes just to reach the next marker on my map. I'm an odd one, I love that the worl is densely detailed and I can just soak it up. Just a straight forward linear single player campaign that I'm enjoying.

I got to play this game for free and I was _still_ torn between, "Wow these levels have a lot of detail yet no reason to look around" and "OH SWEET LORD PLEASE GIVE ME A RUN BUTTON"

I didn't realize yhatzee reviewed films

Simply the most advanced interactive movie to date. Film a let's play, edit out the quicktime events and have a flawles let's play and it all comes together. Gaming as a wholle might be headed to a darkish place if stuff like this continues~

"The Odour 1886." Has got to be the best title morphing Yahtzee has ever done. Certainly on an aural level... _shuffles feet awkwardly_

When will people realize that Game play is better than graphics

I still love how a film came out with a premise 90% the same as this game's a week later, and it was 20x better.

Honestly all this channel is now is Zero Punctuation.

Judging by the trailers of The Order: 1886, I was expecting it to be either like Assassin's Creed combined with Just Cause 2 or be like Blood where instead of being a generic shooter where you only get a pistol, a shotgun and an assault rifle, you use more creative weapons like a flare gun, sticks of dynamite, and even a voodoo doll.

I honestly forgot this game existed.

"Just a shame it had to be attached to such an UTTERLY INCONSEQUENTIAL GAME! Like a birthday card tied to an unsecured balloon!" I adore your similes and metaphors, Yahtzee.

Has the escapist basically turned into a zero punctuation channel?Because if so awesome.

this review by far the most memorable thing related to this game

I've been waiting for this one for an eternity! I'm glad it's finally out.

*slow clap* I was 100% enjoying this review the whole way through. Then I got to the final sentence and can safely say that this is the best Zero Punctuation closing bit ever. Well done, damned fine show and a tip of the hat to you, fine sir.

I'm impressed that these guys were able to trick us into buying a movie for 60$.

I would LOVE a gameplay mechanic against werewolves where you can shake a bag of doggy treats to lure them out of hiding. That’d be hilarious.

Aw. I really wanted this game to be good. Damn shame.

"The buffering symbol in their eyes" That's the deepest cut on this show.

I can't remember the Last time I actually felt engaged by a game... I usually feel that its probably me then see a yahtzee Review and feel somewhat better about my lack of appreciation for triple AAA games or games in general. :)

I like the idea of the order, and the setting, would have loved to have seen this as maybe more of an rpg, just cuz steampunky victorian england has some pretty cool folklore in it.

They should have called this game "Do Not Order Even for $18.86"

One of my favorite episodes yet! Keep doing what you're doing

under every video of zero punctuation there are comments saying "this channel is all about zero punctuation now". OK. we get it.and i am sure owner of the channels gets is too. thanks Cpt. Obvious. now please give us a break. please.

Feels like it's been a while since I've heard him rip a game like he did this one in the last few minutes. Awesome.

Well, everyone knew that this game was perceived to attract consumers by mooning the PS4's graphics and capabilities but when all the fog settles, it's a game that's been cut and stuck together so many times you can actually taste the games it's ripping off from as you play it. It basically tried to say "Hey, this is what cover based generic storyline shooters would look like if we had done them on a PS4". All that would've crawled under that carpet of awful releases if only they had priced it based on the overall worthiness instead of how many hours the poor sods put into polishing and adding unnecessary detail and sacrificing fundamental aspects of gameplay in the end TLDR: It's an expensive poster that shows off the PS4's power

I don't like the order because who would pay 100$ to watch a movie 

Funkmarbleteehee. that's really good

Talk about 'Ouch'. No mercy here, folks. Except for the bit about how pretty the whole thing looks

The Snore-der:1886.

I'm curious to know how this game is doing sales-wise, since that's probably the most important factor that'll affect how game devs will go on about making future games.

The order 1886.... was it made by david cage because it felt like it

love that bit when he compares the console exclusive to the trophy wife.

Great foundations for a good series of games but this one was just really poorly executed.

Oh sure, RU-vid, don't show us the exact number of fucking likes anymore. Just tell us 5k. Great work, RU-vid, another stellar update, you dumbass.

"Funkmarbleteehee" My new favorite word.

THE VIDEO SERIOUSLY STARTED BUFFERING WHEN YOU MENTIONED BUFFERING! Ahhh nobody's gonna believe me

Its kind of sad when a game reviewers work is consistently more entertaining than any of the games being reviewed.

This game was made for this channel :D

I think we have found Sony´s "Ryse: Son of Rome"... another graphical demo bullshit.

Whoa, Escapist has played (or at least heard of) Dark Void. What a trip

This Motion Picture Has Been Rated "Fuck All To Do With Anything" - Yatzee 2015

Baron Flaps might be my new go-to game ID.

a true steampunk game would be a game with a huge world that you can explore with your own airship/submarine and build your own weapons and robotic minions.

Want to fight Werewolves in a vaguely Victorian setting, play Bloodborne :)

uhhh is funkmarbleteehee gonna be a word now

Play Hektor Yatzee! Mostly because I want your review before I get it, you're one of the only honest people left!

Listening to Yahtzee trash talk games (especially bad games) is like weed for the ears...

This is a long comment that expresses my personal experiences when the newest game consoles were announced. I came from a poor family that would only buy video-games/consoles when it was conceivably possible. I've only owned two home console,s my entire life. A new GameCube that was a gift, and a Wii that we got because my mom was convinced that anything that wasn't Nintendo was to expensive. So you can imagine how curious I was when I heard of games like Shadow Of The Colossus, or how envious I was of people who had the newest GTA game. A few years ago when talk of the "Next-Gen" was just beginning. I was a high school student with a job, and I was thinking "Wow I can't wait to buy one of these new consoles so I could finally play some of these awesome games I've heard about and have an opinion that was actually relevant in the next gen discussion!" The Wii-U was the first to appear. Despite being a Nintendo loyalist, I took one look at the Gamepad and thought "Right. That's not a sinking ship YET." But I was sure Nintendo was taking on water and trying to plug the holes in the Wii-U's haul with hardware that has no practical use. So I decided to stay away from the Wii-U. So I got myself excited for whatever Microsoft and Sony were going to bring out. Then the thought occurred to me that a lot of the good games that were on the last gen might not carry over to this gen. Then I said to myself "Why wouldn't those game companies want the games that made their old consoles so successful on their new platforms in one way or another?" Then I thought that even if I had to wait for HD remakes or something of the like, there would still be plenty of new "good" games to keep me occupied. Then I remembered that the 360 had that thing called the Kinect that nobody liked, and I was worried that Microsoft would have it on there new console in some form. Then I thought even if they did it would probably be an optional thing to have. I didn't have any negative thoughts or worries on whatever Sony would come out with. All I thought was that they were going to come out with something big to top the PS3. So both the PS4 and the Xbox One were announced around the same time. I glanced over at the Xbox One presentation and thought that it look like it was going alright. Then I looked at the PS4 and thought that it looked cool, but it didn't seem that different than the PS3. Then I looked back at the Xbox One and they were throwing phrases around like Kinect bundle, and link with internet every 24 hours and I thought "Okay, that is definitely a sinking ship." Then I looked back at the PS4, and it still wasn't doing anything impressive. I still haven't bought any of the this gen's consoles. But I have a PC that can run Steam. I still want to play those games from last gen, so I convinced my friend to trade me his old 360 for my old shotgun. So I feel like a winner.

Lets have a seemingly interesting steampunk setting in an era not covered by video games, throw in some H.P Lovecraft and excellent voice actors with an interesting plot, and Tesla, which some pretty awesome weapons and gadgets. Instead we got HOLY ASS FUCKING TITS! THIS GAME IS GORGEOUS AS FUCK! WOW! LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DETAIL! OH MAH GAWD LOOK AT THEM MUSTACHE! RAPTOR BABY JEZUS, THIS IS AMAZING! Wait, what? No co-op? Hmmm.. that's okay! I'm sure the game is an epic adventur- what, wait, what? It's only 6 hours long?... Uhmm... okay, is there multiplay- WHAT?! NO MULTIPLAYER?! ...you sure this is 6 hours? Can't be, if this is a single-player game only it's got be like Last of Us, or Uncharted, right? 15 hours of awesomesauce? ...no? well, at least it's FU- WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! THIS IS SONY'S RYSE?! ...................................................................................................................................

Cup of Mung? Wow I thought I'd heard it all but that one is new to me!

you want steampunk? Codename: S.T.E.A.M MECHA ABE LINCOLN YEEE

Know what I don't remember exclusive games being? A show case for pretty graphical set pieces! I remember when exclusive games meant titles like Halo 1-3, Gears of War 1-3, Uncharted, Demon Souls, God of War, Xenoblade (and a long list of Nintendo titles inserted here).

I was so hyped for this game, it was going to be the reason I bought a PS4 originally. Then I found out how shit it was, thankfully before getting the console, and became hyped for the ZP review. Yahtzee, on the other hand, did not disappoint.

The Order: 1886, also known as "We had an idea for a game, but gave up halfway and just did Advanced Warfare."

I'd buy it for the year's supply of Twix. Probably cheaper to.

Loved the Deadwood reference

I know this sounds random but The Order: 1886 looks like a you are playing a boring museum game.

And so begins the reign of the FunkMarbleTeehee

Hi there from the future, Yahtzee just named The Order: 1886 his 5th Worst Game of the Decade

even before i played it i predicted the order 1886 being spunkgargleweewee. and when i first saw gameplay of it i was convinced it was a spunkgargleweewee game. now hearing yhatzee saying it makes me all the more happier!

The Order 1886 is what happens when developers are all so wrapped up in their own bravado that they can't see the game games. Yeah, you made it, it looks good and it works, but it's boring. Every review shows this. The gameplay is boring.

"funkmarbleteehee" oh yatzee, you have outdone yourself.

More like Order it when it's $18.86 HEYOOO

at 2:43 is the best part xD god i cant believe how much i laughed and it was a hearty laugh at that...lol

3:56 for the last time, Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster

...and that is a masterclass in how to write a take-down.

Hotline Miami 2 review next?

I have found aYahtzee playermodel on the GMOD workshop. My life is partly complete.

Ah, yes. I remember Infamous. Still play Infamous and Infamous 2. Will I ever play The Order? Well, my first game on the system is Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection, which is STILL fun so... no.

great "launch title" comparison!

Y'know, most of the time I feel I need take everything Yahtzee says with a grain of salt or more, since this is in it's essence a comedy show and it seems like he often criticizes a game more harshly because of that, take Sonic Generations as a prime example. But, at the same time, from what I've heard others say about this game, I somewhat want to believe this wholeheartedly.

Imagine how great this setting would work with ID software

Check mate, PS4. Long live the PC Master Race!

What I've gathered is basically that the Order should have come out earlier in the console's life. If this had been released alongside or instead of Knack (I haven't heard *anything* about that game since before release) it would have had a pretty showpiece to compete with with Ryze and show off how pretty things can be. As it stands, it's been more than a year and everybody already knows games can be pretty on it, now they want to know if they can be fun.

why are you still on the Escrapist?

5:06 To quote Hellsing Ultimate Abridged: "Aahhh, I can never have sex again!"

The Wii U prioritizes fun. The Xbox One and PS4 prioritize graphics.

Channels such as these are why youtube is great!

Incidentally, this game is actually emblematic of what the PS4 is: a pretty looking piece of shit.

5:01 This is why I love Zero Punctuation..

Miss me don't ya?

This was your funniest review in a long time Yahtzee

AngryJoe said it. ModernWarNegro said it. And now Ben said it. It's official. This game sucks.

I love this game... it was a great couple of hours for like 7 dollars.