One of my favorite pass times while traveling is to say dumb stuff at tourist attractions, loud enough for others to hear. At Mount Rushmoore with my mom, I said "Wow, can you believe nature made that?" And she gave me her "don't start this here" look.
I’m glad they got this guy for a half hour I saw his other videos a few months back n then watched all his stuff but there wasn’t enough. He’s awesome 👏🏻
16:28 made me laugh, especially, "She wrote: 'I'm really sorry....I thought that said, 'Country'....' and I said, 'Stop writing!!'" I have both parts of conversation with *myself* all to often when I am over-explaining or trying to clarify a misunderstanding. Ah-hah-hah-hah.....
I had been a gardener for 35 years and 17 of that putting gardens and orchards as a landscaper...and I worked at Lowes....sometimes you can get lucky there..I needed the insurance...
My ex got a job at Home Depot bc he said he was fluent in Spanish…so when a lady comes in , no English, they get the new bilingual dude. That went well🤪😊😆
You are hilarious, and we have clearly been on the same types of dates. I once texted that I shan't be seeing him again, and the use of that word did its job, he instantly hated me. Thankfully!
As a lifelong Japanese teppanyaki fan, I loved the droll date suggesting doing the hibachi in the Italian restaurant… 🇮🇹🍝🍕The old Italian guy, hands free clutching the cig is his mouth, with water boiling and breading chicken in front of them‼️‼️👍🏽🇺🇸🌎🥸
I didn't expect him to be so funny. Haven't laughed in a long time at a stand up. Also, I love his son. Like, I wouldn't like to live with him haha but hearing about him is great lol.
At least you got to see a doctor. Last time I got sick my doctor literally said, and I quote, we dont see sick people here. You'll have to go to the covid clinic.
This is facts... People come to Home Depot and act like we should have the answers to everything as if we're contractors... Like I'm deadass making minimum wage 🤨
Instead of steps, I like to get my daily quota of laughter. Mike Gaffney made me laugh a lot. I'm fat & kinda dumb. I really hate when I say something out loud and before anyone replies, I know it was stupid! I've just proven to others, how stupid I can be. I've been to Home Depot, have a wellness program at work & I've made good fitness goals that I know I won't commit to! I have a sweet tooth that I have curbed, but I can't give it up. I love my kids & I can relate to parents who say, "but I don't like them!" I could relate to the things he made fun of & I'm glad I discovered his routine♡
So there are glands in your arm pitts and a lot of stuff can be reduced by losing weight, though you couldn't prove it by me, as I need to lose 20 pounds, and this guy is FUNNY.
Is there like an idiocy censor? At 20:50 I heard the question clearly, is Mount Rushmore created by erosion, I just substituted Rushmore with the Grand Canyon at first. I'm thinking because I subconsciously thought there's no way they're talking about the man constructed mountain face.
It's interesting, he's been doing comedy for a long time and has been in shows. He's a funny dude, but his act isn't usually clean. So it's neat to see him at Dry Bar.
I've been to Home Depot and Lowe's many times over the years and as far as I'm concerned, most of the people there are experts. Still this bit is funny because I can imagine what it would be like for someone like myself to work there.
I thought he was alright but with your name... well, I can't help but to think that there could be some truth to it lol... Do you think he would like our comments?🤣🤣🤣
I love dry bar but I love how older comedians are always like "you know what young people don't understand? Any sort of physical pain! Hahhhahhhaaaa" Otherwise hilarious but dudes...I tweak my back from sneezing and I'm not even 20
My kid had a teacher who said "liberry" and insisted the kids say it that way too. I turned the car around and had her removed from that class imediately.
I laughed so hard at library-lie Berry being his favorite Berry!!!! Seriously!!! We’re losing people who can pronounce words because there are no longer spelling tests in k-5!!
