"The Proposition" by Ebenezer Crowley 

Dawn Wayfinder That is weird

Illuminati confirmed XD

Dawn Wayfinder ... I just watched "A favor for a favor" before this as well. Oh well, time to go write a creepypasta about it.

Nick Petty It's a conspiracy! D8 There's a secret supernatural organization of hitmen. What do you think your everyday zombie hordes are?

Uhhh... I... don't.... know?

Oh hey kanny I didn't know you listened to Creepypasta

Well, I d9 tend t9 spend my days 9n the internet studying human culture, right n9w I'm studying their culture of 'Creepypastas'.

Oh really? Let me guess who told you about creepypastas, it was kurloz wasnt it

G99d guess, it was Kurl9z. H ewas actually listening t9 s9me 9ne day then sh9wed me a few 9thers.

Thought so, btw he hasnt shown them to mituna, or cronus has he?

Babeh Goji I see that this reminds you of favor for a favor as well

But Mr. Sticks said he wasn't Lucifer, but did represent and work for him.

Voshfinns Wolf Lucifer is also the father of lies and deception. So he could easily lie to her just to bring some chaos.

He's not satan, just a representative.

This isn't Lucifer, as Mr. Sticks himself said, but he is 1 of his demons.

+Lexi Estrada true, true. v__v

Lexi Estrada Or a phucking DIVORCE!Both wood no doubt still be alive I'd wager that

He probably played a similar future for the guy and fooled them both into seeing no other way

I was like "Okay this guy is now officially hot"

That made me laugh

+Artsy MelonLord it's always the dudes that murder people amiright we're fuckin weird

damn chica

Thank god I read this comment.

well you enjoy fnaf and are most likely scared by it. fnaf is the least scary video game of all time so basically anything can scare you.

lmfao fnaf being scary thats a funny joke

ur fuckin attitude scares me tho. learn some respect rather than desperately reaching for any, _any sliver_ of an opportunity to fling out ur shitty insults

martin luther apparently more than she hated him since he chose 5 lines

I think maybe the “future” Mr Styx showed Marty was his wife leaving him and revealed how she detested him so much and that’s why he chose a 5.

@@jakehoefs but Mr. Styx said that Marty had sought him out, not the other way around, so I feel that Marty had some reason to despise Cathy so much

Men*

SplinterKnife *everyone

SplinterKnife No, no, no you misunderstood my meaning. The Man!!! was meant as a reference to how brilliantly fucked the story was, as in Man that was one screwed up deal, hence the exclamation marks.

jesse jess Yeah how did he not get that?

George M. Cohan?

Love it

best poem 11/10 *claps*

Strangely…satisfying

MapleCreepyPasta Strangely…satisfied

He is

I actually drew out Cathy, Marty and Mr. Stix

lmfao I thought his name was Mr. Sticks clearly the reference was lost on me

Lol

Dumbledor said calmly

Yes, and I had headphones in😂😳

Water Melonx XD i also had headphones in ;w; that twas a mistake

Thanks for the warning, I had headphones on

Echoing Fight XD

Thx for warning

The Magnificent Narwhal same mate

The Magnificent Narwhal me too! :D

The Magnificent Narwhal Your profile picture is just adorable.

Yes I'm so sorry you are beelding out of your ears now ;^;

+The Magnificent Narwhal SAME XD

+ThatKidOverThere indiana jones

+Lazy_Sociopath vault tec rep

mckelti espedilla shit....good call...

+ThatKidOverThere The Fourth Doctor.

true

Lol

"Please swipe your credit card to complete your transaction."

I feel your pain...

When she saw the mustache I though of Kip from Napoleon dynamite

TylerGrey21 That's not even a pencil mustache

I belive he's called "Mr. Styx"

Domorigoto Mr. Roboto

It was some pretty spooky spaghetti.

Mande Peer And apparently, your philosphies must not be important enough to you to give a proper antithesis. Unless you're just asking to be some sort of dilettante.

We only posses four base emotions: Joy, sorrow, shock, and disgust. Disgust is also referred to as anger, but the former has a more open spectrum. It is apparent that the woman is disgusted with her husband, as is typical disgust easily leads to anger then hate. As I do not bother with the psychology field outside of the glories that is the neurosciences, this is an assumption on my part. I can tell you that after the Oxytocin turned off, about one year after meeting, or more likely after the five year itch ((interestingly enough this has been tested and shown to be a common mating strategy within our species and is due to an evolutionary need for child rearing as well as genetic diversity)) do not help with the situation. So if we take into account the hormonal effects petering out, thus lowering the chemical causes of the emotion we commonly refer to as "Love" we begin to see the specimen searching for that next fix of Serotonin and/or Oxytocin. In cases where couples are incapable of stimulating these ever important feel good hormones, especially if they are in a heavy commitment like marriage, there is often irritability due to the brain not getting the hormonal fix that it craves. Just think of an avid coffee drinker, again serotonin, before their first cup. Cranky is usually an understatement, because they aren't getting that addictive jump in Serotonin levels. In that sense her analogy is fairly accurate. As the Serotonin levels fade, which could be represented by light, the withdrawal and irritability can easily creep in and with enough time can easily trigger the base emotion disgust... leading to the slow creeping in of the darkness that is hate. Disclaimer: My field of study is in Molecular biotechnology, not psychology. So scholars in this field, please correct me where I'm wrong so I can have the proper information in the future.

girls calm down please

i refuse to read any of your opinions because this argument column looks like bunch of kids hating eachother and it looks like it belongs in a new console game announcement video what appears to be a two sides of a coin conversation turned to such hatefest

all of you shut up and stop commenting to each other. do it somewhere else. please stop. this was my comment and do not like that this has turned into something horrible. if you can not give a constructive agruement to what i had commented or to each other. then go somewhere else. i don't want to sound rude but this has got to stop. please and thank you

is it scary

I liked a favor for a favor. There was something romantically evil? Is that the term? About how it came together in the end.

I like all the stories

Yeah

I was wondering that too. I guess her complaints were "Oh he's boring". Like...really -_-...

She loved him once, but she got tired of him as years passed...which is why you gotta be careful who you marry.

When you put it that way, yeah..

Which begs the question, what the hell did she do to deserve a 5? That coffee must have been awful.

I think he must have gotten tired of her complaining if she hated him so much. Still, that was pretty cold of Marty.

Scary Is better

Dawg…use a different acronym lmao wtf

If only they would have communicated like adults instead of whining to the devil to clean their mess up.

Cheapskate X Videos Lol indeed.

how?

***** idk, because reasons.

Kopf Trommel are we talking about gman and the masters of stupidity?

***** They wouldn't know. That's what "why does X remind me of Y" means.

I. DON'T. KNOOOOOW!!!!!

Actually the deal never backfired. If she hadn't made the deal, she'd still would have been kill with a five.

Favor for a favor, Vincent VenaCava, gimme the backfire on that that directly affects the man.

I said deal backfired, I didn't mean it always affected the people who made the deal, it could also affect society too.

AverageJ03Gaming well it's implied that the antichrist will be born and lay waste to the world. That probably directly affects everyone.

Needed more bangin

hahahahaha same thoughts exactly... as soon as he said 'and noticed something at the back of his draw' i was just like... yup

I would say 9 minutes in

Wow so that totally disregards the husband made the deal before her? Is he gonna get what he deserves?

ReaperInTheFlowers Well "Luckily" she did make the deal so he will die too. Just not as painful as she. The whole time i thought she was a bitch until the end, and now i think the husband was a dick. Well to be honest, they are both dicks.

Learn to write properly before you comment...

***** i agree, theyre both idiots. i feel a bit sorry for her for getting the worse death but her husband was an asshole and she was stupid too for not at least talking to her husband. see thats the problem these days, people dont communicate. thats why we have stuff like this

May I have a moment of your time to talk about The Lord JESUS Christ?

As soon as I heard the offer I thought to myself "hmm wouldn't it be fucked up if Marty made the deal too and they both died" and then it happened and I was like oh shit it happened :o

To be honest I thought he was gonna leave for work one day and she felt so guilty she still shot her self on the head...so I was surprised :p

***** Uum?

***** The picture is derived from hentai, yes. But it's not very sexual at all.

I did

He obviously hated her too if he SUMMONED the demon to make the deal with to kill her off. They both were complaining, just not to eachother.

I was actually surprised at first with Marty summoning the demon to kill her, since he didn't seem like he had a problem with the marriage. Guess he caught on that she didn't like him.

***** Possibly!

Its 5 wtf am I doin? Lol

Feel your pain bro. Its 4:49am here.

plesse

+Tomas Provensi Hey there. The name of the song is 'At Rest' by Kevin MacLeod. Glad to help!

m'lady

Demons love their fedoras!

Dane Andrich im not a demon im just a hipster

Are you being serious?.....

dont forget the shutgun!

+Rose Roy it was a pistol clearly a shotgun would have sounded louder

If you says so. I am not en expert :)

Both were doomed. Let's not take sides in a psychopath/sociopath matchup. Both wanted the other dead, neither needed much coercing. You're not wrong. In this kind of situation....NOBODY WINS. Just leave and start over again before it's too late. Bad choice on them. It's NEVER worth taking another life, or your own. Fuck it, leave....just be honest. It hurts, but that's you know you're alive.

Yes clearly nobody wins, I just don't see why so many other commenters are blaming it all on the lady. Both of them were more than willing to murder each other.

It's probably because her bitchiness was well developed and the Husband's wasn't. Her husband for all we know was a perfectly decent guy in a relationship with a partner who constantly tried to belittle that.B

+Adam The Gamer I doubt it. She had feelings she kept to herself right? I bet the guy was thinking the same type of shit about her. If he wasn't, why would he want to kill her?

S. R. Hellsing I agree with you :) The problem is... we didn't see that. When you only hear one side of an argument especially from someone so pretentious and whiny you've kind of got to beg the question. Good of the husband to go for a 5 though that seemed mean.

Anthony Ginger that... actually is a great ending!

You have a very creative prespective🤧 I'm so proud of you!

blank blank That comes with to much baggage as well chance of pregnancy, STDS,broken condoms etc ya I'll pass.

+engelmohr2006 It's called contraceptives, tests and non committal relationships.

Meme Liszt Good for some not for me, thanks for the advice though.

chill some people don't like sex and relationships, nothing wrong with it

Sadly, you aren't first.

OBJECTION!!!

I would say "OBJECTION!" But someone already beat me to the punch.

Nick- tendo REJECTION!!!

Ryan McDermott lol