The Scientific Reason Why Women Have Loud Sex - Off Air w/ Nikki & Andrew

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Nikki tells Andrew and Anya Marina about the time her boyfriend’s brother overheard her having sex and the evolutionary reason why women make loud sounds while doin’ it.
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1 май 2020

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@spudanky 4 года назад

Man that loud train joke hit hard 🤣😢 RIP David.

@steveknick1978 4 года назад

RIP this show per Nikki's twitter. Said her contract with Sirius is up in a week. Assuming she'll do a podcast or something in its place.

@faperito2389 4 года назад

@@steveknick1978 daaaaamn that's sad. I hope she keeps Anya and Andrew in her new show

@steveknick1978 4 года назад

@@faperito2389 She deleted the tweet replies now apparently so who knows?

@user-hn9fl3mx5h 4 года назад

Lmao I love how calm and collect she is about “alright I’ll throw a suicide hotline number into this chit chat”

@bttffreak4 3 года назад

1:30 I swear to God I thought she was gonna say: "if you or someone you know is thinking about suicide, be sure to do it when there's a really loud train nearby..." LMAO xD

@mchapman2424 4 года назад

Andrew's wolf howl was actually impressive

@Scorpiomaj27889 3 года назад

No one: Andrew: "I've been eating lately".

@EricaUrr 4 года назад

Coffee came up my nose as I read the title lmfao. I had sex one time assuming the house was empty. When we had finished my brother knocked on my door and yelled "*people are home dumbass!*" 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

@LAkadian Год назад

Doesn't matter, had sex!

@fihlepro9102 4 года назад

He's like. Yeah, "I eat it" 😂😂😂

@jawnjacob7573 3 года назад

"I've been eating" 🤣

@Marcos-Osca 4 года назад

Hello from Australia. I really enjoy your shows, the other day I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to have a cardiac arrest

@greyninjah2860 4 года назад

Yo that dude is just trying to lighten the mood but the girls arent having any of it. R.I.P my man, least you tried.

@bsjeffrey 4 года назад

so if she's really, really loud, then have those dna tests ready.

@geoffreyokrongly916 4 года назад

You just made me hear Sad But True by Metallica in my head. And I laughed. Thought I should share that with you.

@davidmathes6730 3 года назад

Yes Nikki, enjoyed subscribed ( long ago) and just came quietly.

@Calebstreich 4 года назад

Nikki is so accepting of men. I wish there was a male comic that could do the same for her.

@LAkadian Год назад

But here we all are and would all volunteer as tribute. Well, I'm not a comic but am funny, and would volunteer. Haha.

@da_vanillavillain 4 года назад

The train joke was great💯💯💯 good for him lol

@davidferretti8773 4 года назад

(scene from Stand By Me) TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO 🤣🤣

@Tabeezey 4 года назад

Jesus that took a turn lol

@danielquill 3 года назад

3:50 The plot of "Mamma Mia" in a nutshell.

@halbrenner8635 4 года назад

2:09 This guy thinks "Werewolves of London" is "Where was the Governor?"

@happybirthday146 2 года назад

:) Well, yeah, the Governor should've been overseeing municipal protection against these urban werewolves.

@geruner 4 года назад

Clawing at the sheets is as good as have gotten.... too many apartment situations?

@TheJStale 3 года назад

Why does this sound like a lyric in a rock song?

@ConfusioNIntrusioN 4 года назад

human / bonobo monkey theory fits this perfectly :)

@cc-dt1sh 4 года назад

I scream when I'm by myself... I don't think it's a performance, I think when you have a powerful orgasm you aren't to be held liable for what noises come out 🤷🏾‍♀️

@davidborgerding8429 2 года назад

Noise is a good thing.

@Mr1duh1 4 года назад

Amazing!!!

@nancydenick1875 4 года назад

Nikki the scientist. Love her reasoning.

@ianchamblee9599 4 года назад

Wolf noises? Like Kim Cantrell from the original "Porky's".

@OU81TWO 4 года назад

Cantrell?? Jesus christ dude take a sec to do a google search.

@ianchamblee9599 4 года назад

@@OU81TWO Cattrall. You must be an English Lit Major. But, this is just a comment section on RU-vid. 😁

@alberlusconi1 4 года назад

OU812 Still got zero friends?

@darrylm3627 2 года назад

🤣😂😃👍🏿In the 1983 movie Porky's they call Kim Cattrall Lassie

@SatansMinion1974 3 года назад

Like a kick in hayshed door Nikki like a kicked in barn door 🤣🤣

@JelenK 4 года назад

Real dark real quick hard to laugh but still funny

@walterromanoff2953 4 года назад

Imagine you married someone and found out they had morals like that before you met them

@TakticalTekniq 4 года назад

I'm glad I got to see this before it got taken down..

@jamesmkerrow3246 4 года назад

Timothy Grant why would it be taken down

@bencole5793 4 года назад

@@jamesmkerrow3246 Calling someone smart for committing suicide because they waited for a train to hide it is not a "joke" any corporation, even Comedy Central, would like to stand behind.

@bravojeark 4 года назад

@@bencole5793 I mean they're the ones who posted it lol

@VikVaughan 4 года назад

@@bencole5793 I've thought about suicide every day for the past 19 years. I found it funny and enjoy Nikki.

@TheTrueSpadeSupreme 3 года назад

Where can we get more Anya?

@roryoflynn1966 Год назад

Just a thought, re: wolf howl, they may have been referencing the movie “Porky’s”. Specifically the Kim Cattrall scene when you discover why her nickname is “Lassie”.

@LOLsaudi 4 года назад

RIP david

@artofdisguy3401 2 года назад

Your great nuff said

@nikovbn839 4 года назад

0:43 - *THANKS NIKKI* o_o

@tycobb2580 4 года назад

3:29 IDK if that's true, but I hope it is

@dipset1524 4 года назад

"How far away do people live"? Bruh

@youngchewchew 3 года назад

Hahahaha this is good

@bacchys 3 года назад

Nikki should watch Porky's...Kim Cattral's character was nicknamed Lassie.

@ottomatic3123 2 года назад

I was wondering if others (older acquaintances) told them to say that as a joke. It sounds like she hasn't seen it.

@faceglider 4 года назад

Poor Andrew. Lol.

@Mku890okn 3 года назад

THANKS NIKKI

@sivanavelt3707 3 года назад

You go downtown? WOW what a question

@seanmcardle9910 3 года назад

Your fucking awesome Nikki!

@Nalot56 4 года назад

Nice try Nikki. We all know E goes directly to the G. You don’t need to take the C to get the Greenpoint D. Your “NYC Cool” card has been revoked.

@jrhaney11 2 года назад

Yes I am up now!!

@johnhagen31 4 года назад

Lassie? I would!

@fillup40 3 года назад

I love Nikki.

@myessyallyahamericus8405 4 года назад

its engineering that really makes them sound off. to control the operation.

@luckyjbones8808 Месяц назад

Dead 😂😂😂

@Vainashell 4 года назад

I just thought I was having a great time, 😂 but there is more to it?

@carolyntalbot947 4 года назад

I question the "science" behind this, lol.

@geoffreyokrongly916 4 года назад

Carolyn Talbot I think it’s more like “history” than “science”. We spent a long time being uncivilized. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if this were true.

@geoffhennessy275 3 года назад

Like when Indiana Jones smashed the tile on the floor while the librarian stamped the books so nobody would hear him.

@hossfilm7971 2 года назад

This is an underrated comment

@atharvshelar5947 3 года назад

So they just forgot to add the suicide help no.?😂

@DirtBrute 3 года назад

What dose one think of while waiting for a train to blow there head off ? Like man this waiting around is killing me ? 🤷‍♂️

@allociousguy2722 Год назад

I eat it🤣

@bradeast8021 4 года назад

I fucking lvoe you Nikki Glaser you're a good human

@edwardbennett959 3 года назад

Nikki imagining his piece at 04:59

@abelpena4731 3 года назад

The weirdest noise i heard was this low faint ahhhh and I thought maybe i hurt her... but I realized she was yawning 🥱. I wasnt sure whether to hurry up or try harder. I was very confused 🥴 decisions decisions.

@sakuraqueen1734 2 года назад

I'm sorry that I laughed at this 😅

@kahlesjf 2 года назад

Was that before or after she said, "peach...I think I'll paint the ceiling peach"?

@frankm8533 4 года назад

I rented a room from a buddy in 2016 in my mid 30s for 5 months i had to move out he had women over weekly they were so loud I couldn't sleep!! I heard awful and embarrassing things haha I personally have never had a women make any noise in bed I thought that was only in adult films I didn't know WTF was going on when I first moved in it was like sombody being murdered 😅

@thagrandpubah 4 года назад

Frank M Never?! Woah🤯

@winstonmarlowe5254 2 года назад

. . .

@kahlesjf 2 года назад

...or maybe at some point after the first time you had sex and have somewhat of a clue what you are doing?

@amberharris6145 2 года назад

Frank don’t tell people this bud.

@hollymumtothree6888 Год назад

Wow. I'm loud AF I need a cushion over my head n face to keep me quiet 😂😂😂😂

@FrozenTub3 4 года назад

So basically: Loud women = cave brain Sounds legit 🤣

@walterromanoff2953 4 года назад

Loudness is an act If you are in tight quarters girls can be quiet Just like tennis a girl can scream when she hits the ball or just breathe out Quietly In college we went at it with roommates at the same time and nobody was screaming Mary one of these girls your lucky if they are noisy after the honeymoon Lastly I've seen porn where women are quiet with huge guys ,lastly it's fun if a female wants to be loud in privacy

@MIKEFITZ2003 4 года назад

Enjoy the summer ..petals fall.

@larrymcnutt1866 2 года назад

I love you so much!!!

@flynnsontide 4 года назад

LOL. Roland

@jerrymorganjr 4 года назад

Ahoooo, where was the governor!! Anyone catch that?

@eipnvn3976 2 года назад

Nope.

@TittyTittyBangBangXX 4 года назад

LMAO

@amberlacey7482 2 года назад

some women are just quiet lol ive never been loud lol

@sweetykumari7085 4 года назад

Hello

@joshtaylor4583 4 года назад

"Fun murder."?!!

@sweetykumari7085 4 года назад

@hussi125 3 года назад

Change the title to "the roast of Andrew"

@heinzbucksandcastle2053 Год назад

Has a guy ever offered to pack your unpacked suitcase for you?

@sipon47 5 месяцев назад

There's females that like their kids to hear them.

@renayrayne 3 года назад

She is like the Eminem of comedy, Read into that what you will.

@gregoryharlston4460 2 года назад

I’m not sure I buy the cave men theory because if the sound is loud enough to attract other suitors then it’s also loud enough to alert your enemies AND your predators!

@MrIwannascream 4 года назад

Nice

@eddisoncouch4857 4 года назад

Nice

@avjake 4 года назад

i fucking love science

@TalkingWithBob 4 года назад

I am working with the national suicide prevention lifeline Nikki would love to interview you for the campaign I am doing with them.

@cymbalism1 4 года назад

you guys just said women are the same as dolphins

@danielromans969 3 года назад

What the fuuuuu

@WhatsThisThenLucchiSupremeson 3 года назад

Yes now Listen to my sex story.. very weird

@eipnvn3976 2 года назад

I was going to write something like this and then I saw your comment. Agreed. Soulless, shameless and inappropriate.

@canada2002gold 4 года назад

what happens if you're fucking in the forest and a bunch of wolves show up ?

@HeyYaKnow 4 года назад

Nikki is so fine. Sure, her feet look like she’s been walking on hot coals her whole life, but still.. 😂😂

@ghostface3655 4 года назад

Lmao!!! Just saw that video of her "foot fetish" club.......my god!! Some rough bunions!!!

@jmorefit1 3 года назад

It’s science a women’s foot health is positively correlated to her mental health...Nikki is more evidence of this

@REDMAN298 3 года назад

she`s got killer legs

@jinjerman4903 4 года назад

Nikki is... unbelievable 💍

@primemover1416 4 года назад

I have no idea, of course, but I'm guessing that back when humans were living in caves sex didn't last much more than a few minutes at a time due to no foreplay and not caring if the women enjoyed it.

@cc-dt1sh 4 года назад

Do men not also enjoy foreplay tho? What constitutes as foreplay to you? Also I think I men always wanted women to enjoy it on some level since humans are collaborative and social creatures

@haza123b4 4 года назад

**seconds*

@TheNopeness 4 года назад

@@cc-dt1sh men are straight to the point, foreplay and performance is for women.

@cc-dt1sh 4 года назад

@@TheNopeness so you don't like kissing and touching? Cause that's what I consider foreplay. I think that's pretty dry and boring to go straight to it. Like don't you want to prolong the experience to maximize pleasure? I think foreplay maximizes excitement for both parties. It's better to be "teased" first, like when u smell food cooking it tastes that much better when u finally eat