The Sopranos - Christopher Moltisanti has a bad feeeling about Adriana's friend "Danielle" 

Very allegorical

@Shapiro Shekelberg drinks are on the house

@Shapiro Shekelbergthere's only one irishman here!!

Jordan Mason Chrissy’s favorite line was his next one 👃

Like, "Nice muff you got there"...?

I could watch her walk away all night

Well we all know little Cosette never had the makings of a varsity couch cushion

@@James_Price79 Good, cuz like most girls that's what she's gonna do

I legit laughed out loud! based comment

@A Synth coffee with the chicory....smh

Long bathroom breaks and Borko brought us to this.

@@alancarmody8848 you're only clippin'

@@alancarmody8848 what, I gotta stand here being threatened now?!

This is the best comment I’ve ever read.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 EXACTLY

Always with the good manners

😂

Aj levels of social interaction

Now that's GANGSTA!!! Straight up homest

@@ClutchDaddy7 The Bosses Son!

@@shutup2751 "I just did"

@@SilvioMDante i'm not tryin to say anything bad about him he's my homie

@@joeb7975 He's your what?!

@@SilvioMDante he lives up near me

@@joeb7975 Well, why didn't you say that? If you want to speak like a fvčkin' mulignan, we'll send you to slip and fall school.

wheeeeeeze

He must’ve felt undermined by the way she didn’t let him feel her

He was trying to visualize something positive cuz she's Ade's friend

No he did ent

😂😂😂😂

Oh yeah?

@@KentlandVFD33 why do I always feel under mined? Based off the copyright situation Borko should have hearted my comment right there boom

He definitely had a positive visualization trying to hook up that three-way with Danielle. 😂

“You’re feeling negative most of the times”

He imagines chopping up one of the Baldwin brothers for being an overbearing boss and sexting his Aslan girlfriend.

Ooooooooooooooohhh

@justgo12642 You should know, sweetie.

@@Carmine_Lupertazzi I am taking a leak. Hold this for me would ya?

@justgo12642 C'mon! We're just breakin' balls.

Of wisdom?

I've figured out whats wrong with you, and its some bad shit.

You parade float! Tones missin a box of mallomars

10 to 11..maybe 5 of

From the good ship lollipop ?

Not after you broke her f**kin' chayah.

Lmaoo 😂😂😂

Upvote this TF up

😂😂😂😂😂

His cousins a liquidator

That's why he had to feel her out.

@@mikewellwood1412 can’t fault a guy for doing his due diligence

He didn't know shit he just wanted Ade under his control and she was a threat to that.

@@brettpilkington9539 I don’t know ab that, I feel like she’s been nosing around, as a undercover, that’s new to the game probably would. He j thought she’s tryna get laid. Him and those fkn videos!

@@brettpilkington9539 that's like half the reason, he had a suspicion about her but he just jumped to the conclusion that she was a dyke which is why she acts weird. If chris had laid off the drugs he woulda caught her im pretty sure.

Not controlling enough I guess.

She got whacked. He didn't. What more could you ask for.

@@miguelpasamano4995 But he did...

@@miguelpasamano4995 "She got whacked. He didn't." It's spelled "dident", and yes, he did.

@@TheMisterGuyso we have a first grade english level

Lmfao lmfao lmfao

Yeah imagine if she had a wiretap in her panties

@@misterhumerusback in my day, this would never happen to newly found hoowas

it's acting without acting

@@bilsid😂haha

Its like you almost believe he was a Junkie in these Scenes .. he has it down .

his looks really help sell the nepolian complex archetype.

I don't even know what a junkie looks like, but when I saw his acting, I still knew that's what it looks like.

😂

Tony was the biggest POS on the show

"Hey T....sorry I'm late" -Chris, every episode

Him nodding out right after saying that is too perfect

Make it happen! 💯

Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin Nash.

Was okay till his face was more glass than skin

@@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool I knew that was comin'!

You should know sweetie

Can’t tell if this is a quote or joke or something, but she’s already married w a kid.

Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that.

@Matt Joseph Give me a break will ya? That purse rat was a fahking disgrace and she never had the makings of a guarding dog eitha. A bit of a poseur if you ask me, total debacle of nature design. And that's that.

All because she wanted a bit of warmth 😔

Cosette? It's a fucking nickname! The family name's Cosettrelli!

Cosette never had the makings of a varsity couch cushion

That wasa all-pro OHH but falls short of the Paulie HoF

I’m always amazed at the OOHHHH at Gottis “not guilty” verdict

@@Carmine_Lupertazzi On a hill, surrounded by pine cones.

😂

...sometimes that happens. You can get a friend at the unlikeliest of places.

You know what the problem is, she gave Moltisanti a hard on

😂It was her first time going undercover

That was a pretty sick burn.

Was he calling her a whore? Sometimes these American references go past me

@@ScapoloMichael Yep you got it right

What did little carmine mean by allegorical lol what was he actually trying to say?

@@JayyJay92 probably Methodical

Chris helped me with my subspecies.

“…and very intelligentsia…”

It's like Jersey Shore, but with not retarded people.

That shit cracked me up

What? Was it barking?

she was cold unfortunately

@@paulnewhouse5126 Crawled under there for warmth.

She went into Witness Protection.

Chris had 200k life insurance on her

@@Carmine_Lupertazzi its a shame his career petered out

@@Carmine_Lupertazzi it died on the vine

It died on the vine, the guy, he moved or somethin​@@James_Price79

Shoulda stayed in the car

It's settled John, so either remove her mole or get the fuck over it!

Only problem with Ade was that it turned into Terminal Flatulence.

@@moemanncann895 With her 95 pound mole, she has a little trouble getting into the seat.

You're tellin me how hard it is?

Pretty sure that’s j him being an @ss hole, cuz he wanted to shoot up after a stressful day.😂😂

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@@DrJ-hx7wv it really is I gotta say

Chris thought she had nice ass but he was not going to admit that to Adriana lol

Always with tha scenarios...

You're in a good mood!

Yes, and I love dogs. I couldn't take her for five minutes.

I liked Ade but even Tonys uncle Eckley coulve manipulated her. Plus she has these Stockholm-Syndrome-like feelings when it comes to Chrissy.

They talked in this video about how no good deed goes unpunished while Adriana and Chris’ relationship is about how his abuse towards her suits his lifestyle. Which of course, leads to his death

every girl has "Stockholm syndrome" for bad boys

I don’t think this was some sort of Machiavellian move on Christopher’s part.. I think he just wanted a threesome lol

​@@easy0828 that's just girl shit

His cousin is an interior decorator He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!

That Always ends well. In all seriousness, if he smoked weed, it would’ve.

I love how he says that like it's the greatest idea ever lol. As a former user (and still use every now and then), it really does feel like it's the greatest thing ever sometimes though.

​@@John-sr2hrHeroin is fun when you use it first two, three years by taking it occasionaly, it doesn't turn you into addict instantly, you can take it recretionally for few years and not become an addict but it's a dangerous because you become more and more prone to using it- thinking - if i can use it once a week, i can every third day, then every second day and finally every day but you can still stop using it without too much cravings- you just feel little uncomfortable few days and then you feel fine. But that's a big problem because you think you can stop everytime you want and you fall into a trap, every next time is harder and harder stop using it and cravings and cold turkey become unbearable. But substitutes for heroin like methadone or buprenorphine are even worse considering cold turkey which here lasts for months, heroin crisis is about 10 days , oxycontin and other opioids are all over, big pharma advertised it as a harmless analgetics but it made millions of addicts because doctors prescripted it like it's a candy for every mild pain, but other things , natural stuff like marijuana, thc oil, kratom are in many places still forbidden

you're just chipping, like Chris says, right?@@John-sr2hr

Funniest line ever🤣

@@johnglenson625 I don’t think it’s even the funniest thing Chris ever said, but Jesus Christ it’s fucking up there pretty high on the list 🤣🤣🤣

Gary cooper was gay?

There’s an image!

Just imagine if he had Madd Dogg's rhyme book. He would have been bigger than OG Loc

Borko:Telemundo was coming onto me.They were telling me where they get their Tamales.

Juan bolsa is an even scummier Johnny Sack.

>trusts a drug addict and dies

It's true for the most of them but not all of them. Chris wouldn't flip , he would keep his mouth shut and get through cold turkey in a jail. Chris after Adrianna's death became dissilussioned about mob and could easily flip if he stayed alive and not using drugs nor alcohol

Exactly he never snitched or turned on anyone. The drug usage wasn't his downfall it was his tense relationship with Tony due to women lol@@mariozd971

UOOOOHHHHHH!!

I mean, you have a problem regardless of whether you shoot, smoke or snort it.

​@@Avengerie Yes, but shooting it is the easiest way to kill you or give you diseases like HIV and hepatitis. For smoking you need more of it, heroin addicts don't do it often unless they have access to load of it, because they see that as wasting it, you can shoot or snort few times for the quantity of heroin needed for smoking it. Snorting is the least effective way of using it, you can't feel the rush because when you shoot you take the whole dose directly into your bloodstream , by snorting many of it is stucked and don't reach the whole body system , but is definitely much less dangerous for your health and less toxic - you don't get disease, you don't destroy your veins, by shooting you don't ingest only heroin but all the stuff they mix it into it - sometimes they even cut it with strichnine, which is a rat poison ,it gives some high but can easily kill you. And now with fentanyl , people are dying all the time when they cut with it.

Yea one of the dumbest most ignorant comments n the show lol

I’m not afraid of needles in a doctor/hospital setting whatsoever. But anytime I see people shooting up in tv shows, I have to look away. It’s just so unsanitary, and with drugs, you always wanna do it again, so it’s inevitable that you’ll mess something up eventually. Same here.

I'm scared of injections never touching that shit

@@raygun26 with hospitals I’m afraid of the one in a million chance that my nurse is a serial killer who is intentionally fucking up the injection in a way that will let them kill me without ever getting caught for it

Many junkies do that, because they don't wanna shoot in their arms because people can notice it, others don't have good veins anymore on their arms, they destroyed them and they find other places where they can find their veins, their feet, their legs , even their crotches

I've done it countless times but not in eighteen years nowadays I can't believe I actually done that

That's not what he meant, but yeah.

Cossette even picked up that Danielle wasn't right

​@@curtisbradley5171 Evil detecting doggy...

Dogs smell Feds like they do Terminators.

He knows that but is trying to be delusional because his girl saying "I'll just smoke it" makes him feel bad about shooting it , so he tries to make her feel smoking is worse. Truly manipulative.

Senator Sanitarium over here

Well she certainly did that, according to Chrissy anyway.

you said HBO had nice ass

Yo Jackie, is that what your fawtha said.

@@shriharihudli no. My fawtha said without Tony Soprano he's a zero. I should been made before him. Instead my fawtha sent me to Med school to flunk