The Sopranos - Moltisanti enters the rehab / completes the rehab 

YES! 🏆

He's so high, his blood type is O-pium

Jersey is a small state..

Hah. That's a good one. But those heroin jokes, they no translate.

CoffeeSpliff use it on your paisans

He was ordered.

LOL, no shit

He was ordered to hit Chris up, with stuff and such i mean, of course.

Volunteered?? He was given an order.

@@possiblepilotdeviation5791 That was very kind of Patsy to be only a half a mile away if Chris needed anything at all. It’s crucial that Christopher be surrounded by friends at a time like this. 😂 😂 😂 Some people must not be able to detect sarcasm. Lol.

Be careful Arties not the only one who can swing a meat cleaver.

🤏

I knew that was coming.

She was Vito's cousin. Maybe he has some family fetish, or side effects from the blood medication?

Say.. what’s up Vito.. not much Finn

Chrissy loved the movies. He was crying because he knew it wont be cinematic

The worst part of Chris's recovery is he never confronts his biggest trigger Tony, other than staring down the barrel of a revolver. If he'd been able to talk to Tony man to man, that would have gone a long way for them both. But neither of them were ever willing to talk to each other about one another.

@@flochforster22 i saw that movie, i thought it was all bullshit

@@lobstermaniaalways with the scenarios

It was obviously not because he was scared of patsy and rehab, it was because the man he "loves" like a father is basically saying "I'll kill you"

You dont disrespect Da Borko!

Borko pretty much uploaded the whole show in jigsaw bites clips.

I wanted to go to bed. I compromised. I stayed up late reading these comments instead.

True 😂

You gonna flip over a Borko clip?!?

It’s standard operating procedure.

Jizz all over those fine leather seats

Unless Silvio drives Adrianna, than it is extremely cinematic.

and don't think i forgot about you going through my fiances underwear drawer.

@@hanklesacks or her ahem coff *her pool*

Marone. After all the smackings beatings and chastisings she was afflicted by her scumbag boyfriend Chris, Adriana stood by him through thick and thin, even before she was sent to her grave.

She cried with him leaving because she'll miss him away and then there is the uncertainty if he will even get better or be ok being away

Ya but what’s his name Stu lemmings ? He stole all those pork roins or how did it go ? Lol

@@tucko11 Stu Leonard's* lol

@@clc-gl4jn same shit

Tommy Wiseau over here: "I Did dent flip, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did dent flip, I DID DEEENNTT! Oh, Hi, Tone"

He did flip, his whole F’ing truck!

fantastic lol@@theguyfromwhereiam.3715

😀😀

We see a lot of this shit in this thing of ours but this comment was gold.

You know I hear he had a 95 lb mole removed from that schnozz of his, heh heh

World's most clever RU-vid comment. 😂

😂

I think those were the same words Tony said watching him recover from the Gismonte-Bevilaqua attack.

Agent1W Actually, Tony said ‘How could this happen?’

U crackin wise?!

That line is hilarious, lol

@@jonnybirchyboy1560 It was emotional the first time I seen the show, hilarious the second time around

Alright Then.

Aahhahaahhaha

Is that Pacino or is that Pacino? Fuckin spittin image.

Those dogs woke up, and are going to bite him in the ass.

@Isabel Beckerman way hasnt borko made a video of chris greatest hits against Adrianna

This fuckin’ guy 😓

I think Borko should get a bike

@@reachingandreasoning look at some beach p***y.. Hehehe

Sammy L hahaha

20 fucking years...

Sorry, no soft drinks of any choice

Yeah and ball peen hammer!

And a veal parmigiana sandwich. And hurry the f*ck up with it

There's only diet

Actually, Paulie embarrasses Christopher while getting him drunk at the Bing in front of everyone that night.

⁠@@MichaelGiordano777actually, Tony does make fun of him, with Tony B, at pats farm. There’s a bunch more, I think at a cookout once. Tony definitely makes fun of him for it

Tony does make fun of him, but that’s because Chris is all weird and annoying about “the disease.” Anyone who’s close w someone who’s been through AA knows they never shut up about it it’s all they think about. Plus Chris kept eating sweets which were clearly a substitute that kept reminding Tony that he was a junkie

Hypocrisy is the overarching theme of this show.

⁠@@aunch3 You’re exactly the type of person Tony and Paulie are….. No shit they replace it with something else….. do you not know how addiction works??? People used to use gum and lollipops to quit smoking. “oH tHeY jUsT rEpLaCeD tHeIr CiGaReTteS wITh GuM”

😆

Seriously!

Rabbi hershowitz ova heer

As the Talmud says

@@zinan2959 I don't care what he says

A Frankenstein

@@wafflelite bupkis, that's how they say nothin

She’s tried everything, Weight Watchers, Adkins, Richard Simmons, rehab receptionists.

Fuckin’ Deal A Meal.

Yeah, she can get pretty heavy with that stuff

New Jersyes a small state, if she moves in she could tip it ova.

It's OK she would have just had the fruit salad.

dam didnt notice that

@@n64expansionpak OWHHH we got a fanook over here!

Ya know, It wasn't long ago, you were sittin' in the car. And as far as Im concerned, you should still be there

You're my content creator Borko, and I love you, and thats the only reason why your videos are still up right now. Anyone else (ex Pewdiepie) would have had their intervention right through the back of their fucking channel!

@@SaunKrystian Wooaah, I gotta stand here and get threatened now ?!!

Ahhahah this is one of the better comments

👏 Bravo 👏

I noticed that too! I thought I was just reading too much into it, but I was like “uh, that was rude.” But Chrissy has to work his way back up so he doesn’t raise a stink.

Shortly afterwards he gestures with his eyes at Tony to indicate that Carmine is willing to go below 20%. Making friends all around.

@@Whyistomatoafruitreading too far into things is a sign of a true soprano fan.

True That

He, Gandolfini, and Falco were the best three actors on the show.

Christopher was my favorite character

​@@44long33mine too 😊😊😊

Is this your pen? 🖊

That's what they tell you to do in AA, alcohol has a lot of sugar in it

Happens a lot. Trainspotting 2 summed it up perfectly: “You’re an addict…so be addicted; just be addicted to something else.”

Tony was a gambling addict

@@satchelyork AA is gay

friend? Patsy was there to give Chris that intervention in the back of da head if he relapsed.

@@billyb4790 Stay away from the penguin exhibit

@@RayFinkle05 youz da one about to drown in 3 inches of water, my friend 😅

@@billyb4790 Your not too bright huh

@@billyb4790 Sharp as a cue ball, this one

Or substances containing caffeine.

CAFFEINE IS AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!

In places like that they usually got docs/nurses on staff that keep you comfortable during withdrawal. They can have you sleeping most of the time if they get the right combo of meds, which is a godsend when going through withdrawals. Other places will let you sit in hell for 3 days and then just get you hooked on suboxone.

@@John-sr2hr hooked on suboxone might not be ideal, but it’s a hell of a lot better than being hooked on something like heroin. People who take it aren’t truly getting “high”, and they don’t constantly up their dosage/seek out more in the face of negative consequences, which are the behaviors that define an addiction. They also don’t risk overdosing and dying, nor do they risk infecting themselves from injections. Comparing suboxone use to heroin/fentanyl/other opioid abuse is actually a textbook example of the difference between dependency and addiction. Also, because the relapse rate is so high with opioid addictions (regardless of whether suboxone is used or not), there is one advantage to being on suboxone - those who take it are not able to get high until they’ve gotten off of it. Buprenorphine is a long acting partial opioid agonist, allowing it to attach to opioid receptors (without producing a noticeable high itself) and block other substances from activating them, the only exception being if a large amount of fentanyl is used. Interestingly enough, this is what anesthesiologists have to do to for patients on Suboxone in order to put them under for surgery. Anyways because of this effect, if someone intends to relapse they have about 24-48 hours to change their mind, cause that’s about how long they have to wait for it to get out of their system.

And if he does, he gets this 👉

No shit lol

That wasn't even a veiled threat. That was a open threat. He didn't have to spell it out because Chris understood.

Sherlock Holmes ova here

Sharp as a fucking cue ball.

It was a little pathetic they were stalking him there of all places.

This shrub had a fifty pound branch removed

I wondered what that sequoyah tree was doing so far east.

If she moves towards da building , she might tip it ova.

When the shrub hauls ass, she gotta make two trips.

Lmfao why

Lmao.

Me too PM... me too.

I guess we know where Little Carmine got it from

called a malapropism, for some reason it's a power move. i think because if you have the power no one calls you on it.

I hope you all wrote down what you wanted to say.

"You seein' this''? "Looks like bikers"..

I’ll keep this short and sweet, you’re weak, you’re outta control and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else

@@purplesword5536 " Your Uncle Bobby is dead... He's dead... He got shot. " - " What do u mean he got shot ? "

@@adamchewy2284 ''muthafuvkin orange peeled beef"

Why's dis his song?

Borko

Heeeeyyyyyyy!!!!

😂

“Hey we heard you were getting laid up there all the time.” 😂

Predictable but genius all the same

Hooooah! Dats not wha he said. 😅

Never trust a junkie. Ever.

They all rat, it's a way out...

@Evyatar Hadar ha wasn't pushed into a corner at that moment. It was Ade who had problem not really Chrissy. If he was facing 20 to life in prison his thinking would be tottaly different.

With Paulie in the can, there's a new acting capo of his crew. Its Chrissy. Thats the way certain people want it and we trust there will be no ill will.

F'in rat anyway. His whole family's all rats. He woulda grown up to be a rat.

In all fairness, Tony might have actually believed that guy was Dickie Moltisanti's real killer.

Wtf? So that was a lie??? That wasn't real?

​@jayhari1713 watch the movie, I won't spoil anything for you

@APiscuteXD I am going to now, thanks bruv 🤙🏽

no one ever knew it was junior who killed dickie, everyone else believed it was the cop

Adriana took it home

I loved him like a brother-in-law.

I guess we need to send borko to HBO. He's our uploader, which is the only reason he's still alive.

The don doesn't order egg salad.

flex194 too much gherkins

Steve Turowski He doesn’t run either. It’s undignified.

I love how normal low IQ banter between monsters is just comedy gold

It’s the ninth step, but yes it’s really funny how his expression changes. 😅

@@Jerid58 Are you an alcoholic?

@@mkultra2456 Yes. 640 days sober.

@@Jerid58 Wait... so you haven't had an alcoholic drink in 640 days. And yet you're still an alcoholic?

@@mkultra2456 Yes. Just a sober one. There is no cure for alcoholism.

*presses 9,1,1, but closes the flip phone instead...*

I think if you ever find yourself saying those words it's time to just give up

Proceeds to put Chrissy’s lights out *

As he's spitting and coughing up blood "call me a taxi"

I love you you’re my cousin…I’m trusting you with this family, I gave you that responsibility…be happy that you’re moving up the ladder so quickly *proceeds to kill him anyways*

Nice name. Ukraine will win in 2, no 3 days tops.

Not in the face, ok?

Marcelo Romero Give me that? You’ll give me that?

@@Rain-tt9dr If his join date impresses you, check out mine 😉.

Nicotine helps lessen the effects of withdrawal symptoms, whilst caffeine is a stimulant. Probably the logic behind it.

@@Ren_1090 Sure, but considering that people go into rehab for nicotine addiction all the time as well, using one addictive substance to lessen the affects of another is just counter productive. Especially when there is a host of drugs that are used to do the same thing that are _not_ addictive.

@@SvendleBerries if you do heroin taking up smoking to help get off it isn’t much of a problem

@@SvendleBerries its the little steps that matters jag off

@SvendleBerries if you're trying to stop using heroin, cigarettes are the last thing you should be worried about. If it can calm your nerves and help with the withdrawals, it makes sense to encourage it. Plus why also add nicotine withdrawals to dope withdrawals, that'd just be stupid and senseless. And even more of a hell on earth. Quitting cigs compared to dope is different ball games though, quitting nicotine is nothin compared to quitting opiates.

After getting clean from heroin, recovering addicts tend to get a sweet tooth where they crave surgery products.

Great observation.

Yes speaking from experience, it's easy to follow the program inside but once yer out you got to be well careful .

I knew some one was gonna make that joke.....and it turned out to be "That Guy'

so, him and tony egg huh?

@Jaime D 2 c**ks i mean 2 miles i walk every day... Hehehe

Rehab Doctors : Candy bars???They gotta go!!!

@@bsp5689 Can you imagine, Carlo checking Chrissy into rehab? 🤣

Jaime D I heard he shoved a couple up his ass too

@@senormanzana7605 lolol

Maybe I could toot some

Tony said let sleeping dogs lie, cozette was a sleeping dog that Chris sat on

hey, fuck that. If I was denied caffeine for months you bet I'd be going straight for a cappucino first thing.

I dunno. I feel every body has an addiction in one form or another. Some much healthier than others, but regardless we need something to keep us going

Thank you Mr Price Jr.... Sir...

@@purplesword5536 🤣🤣🤣

The breathing alone was intimidating

@@MM-qi5mk stabbing his pasta multiple times with his fork and heavy breathing a big part of Tones dominating presence

@Jaime D this comment I made, it petered out

Karen's at rehab, drug testing places and tow yards are the worst people everywhere

She was my favorite character.

At least it's clear where all the confiscated candy bars go to.

He was high when he joined the university.

Tony didn't suffocate Christopher. He made him Comfortably numb!

I’m with CDX. I don’t get it either, what am I missing ?

When he went in the rehab and they said he couldn’t call Aid he said “I’ll write.. I was thinking of making a journal, anyway... my life story, get it published”.

Addicts don't have a high relapse rate, rehabs a low success rate. Why? Cos 12 steps is meaningless and addiction is more than the sum of trauma, experience, circumstances, availability, compulsion and genetics. It's the only disease described as a "family" disease. Best direction for researching a solution? Immunomodulatory and/or gene therapy.

Stupida fahking septum

The idea that he thought anyone would ever publish him is just as funny. Just like when he said maybe he will get into male modelling

good catch