The Sopranos - Little Carmine Lupertazzi's legendary speeches and quotes 

Little Carmine is what happens when you max out wisdom but don’t put any points into intelligence

Carmine Lupertazzi Jr, the definiton of winning a war by losing every battle.

My respect for Little Carmine as a linguist just fucking plummeted.

“Phil Leotardo turning into a house, whatever happened there.”

“Much like a child, a film has many parents.” 😂

Little Carmine, often derided for his malapropisms, was the real winner at the end. Money, quiet life, loyal wife and his dream job of being a movie producer

The actor who played little carmine was great. Im glad david chase was able to curtail the script to his subspecies. A great character is much like a child, with many parents, or by aversion: the character is their child.

"A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold." - The look on Butch's face after Carmine's comment is the funniest scene in all of Sopranos.

Best running gag in the show is that moment of confusion on everyone's face each time they cut away from Carmine talking.

Anthony Soprano has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the can, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over his own uncle to grab the big seat, his father's brother. I'm embarrassed. I let him come to the hospital last Christmas, and I took his fat, fuckin' hand in friendship.

"i've had 9 pictures under my subspecies."

Little Carmine invented a kind of humour that wasn't even really invented before he came into the scene. He clearly is a genius.

Johnny Sack is so greedy that he took all the wife he could get.

"The fundamental question is will i be as effective as a boss as my dad was, and i will be, even more so, but until i am, it's gonna be hard to verify that i think i will be more effective."

I built a shrine next to my BBQ grill so I can always be observant of the sacred and the propane.

Carmine's knowledge of French History is a mixture of the sacred AND the propane

I love how Carmine lights his cigar as some sort of mic drop move while Tony stares at him with a "what the fuck is this guy talking about?" look on his face.

1:07 I love it how Tony is basically "what the fuck was that supposed to mean", and Carmine is like "I rest my case."

I am reminded of Borko the whatevers Soprano uploader. The something. He built a channel. Me and my friends saw it when we were browsing RU-vid. In the end, HBO striked him in irons.

Despite his mangling of the English language...Carmine was actually pretty self aware and made good decisions in mafia matters. He was right to back down in the internal war with Johnny Sack. He kind of knew he wasn't really respected by some people and was seen as a spoiled idiot son of the boss. He was smart to stay mostly away in Miami and just be a captain and fly under the radar and make his money. He probably had a lot of money from his dad anyway. He also had a hot wife who seemed to love him. He definitely seemed to have a better life than Tony.

As a non-native speaker of English, I was never sure whether Carmine was at it again or if I simply didn’t know a word or an expression.

I am reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister, duh something"

Im reminded of the Shah of Irans finest shoeshiner. Spitshine or something

Everytime he speaks, he says the wrong word within each statement. So great. The subtle nuisances in his broken vocabulary make each scene priceless!

A pint of Borko is worth more than a gallon of HBO.

borko, we appreciate that your time is less than limited

Carmine likes to brag about his top-of-the-line wicking technology golfing socks. But honestly, they're glorified crews.

I love this character... he wants to be smarter & more intellectual than actually is, constant malapropisms, but he actually has the temperament for the job of leader, unlike almost every other character in the show.

That “more effective as a boss” line almost gave me an aneurism trying to process that gem 😂 funny shit!

Carmine Jr is a true example of a person who says so much that means absolutely nothing in context and its what makes him so hilarious to watch along with his vast vocab.

"Nine pictures under my sub-species." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Always saw Carmine Jr. as an stand-in for Emperor Claudius. His speech impediments and reputation for stupidity betrayed a capable political mind that kept him in power while his enemies destroyed themselves.

Ray Abruzzo liked my comment after I said whatever happened there on his insta. Real man

"Vuh-sails" Gotta' love how these guys act all sophisticated and worldly, yet cannot even pronounce one of the most renown French words ever.

“You’re at the precipice, Tony, of an enormous crossroad.” 😂

“THE something” never gets old

We should all thank Borko for taking the trouble to post this, especially since his time is less than limited.

Carmine Lupertazzi Jr is almost a mythical figure.

"The fundamental question is, will I be effective as a boss as my dad was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's gonna be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective." lol, wow

"if the proper response is not forthcoming in a businesslike timeframe" At that moment, he decided to speak to Lupe Jr in Lupe's own 'lingua franca', telling him to "make it right, and hurry the fuck up about it" You could tell after the "Louis the whatevers finance minister" allegory, Tony had a moment of "what the fuck should I do here: get him to repeat in plain fuckin English, or do I try and talk to him in the same way - on a yooman level"

dude's so confident with his words and the way he speaks that he's got me thinking i'm wrong every time i think he's speaking nonsense

Paulie: heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-HEH-AY, CHRISSAY! 😂

Lil carmine was the funniest character in the whole show 😂

If there’s one thing my father taught me, it’s this. A pint of Borko costs more than a gallon of hbo!

Okay, I'll admit it. I have memorised this speech of little Carmine's and have acted it out many, many times. I love it that much, and If the people I'm around are Sopranos fans, I get tons of laughs. Little Carmine is a gem. Watch T's expression after Carmine says, "In the end, Louis clapped him in irons!"

" His shoes... his shine.."

The funniest thing about carmine is that even though they made fun of carmine he had everything they wanted

“Glad you noticed that. Very observant. The holy and the propane.”

5:02 "The story of a young man who goes to pieces then manages to find himself again." Brilliant Carmine!

Little Carmine was one of my favourite characters in The Soprano’s. The heir apparent, brainless the second. Most of the writing for Little Carmine was genius.

Ironically, everyone who liked to talk down (somewhat) to Little Carmine was dead by the end of the show while he still was alive, making him the smartest one of them all. Guy had a good thing going tbh.

“He tried to recruit my moulanyan” lmao

It was pretty avant-garde of HBO to have so many characters transform into houses by the final season.

"Some of you know I've had 9 pictures under my sub-spices" - I'm dead.

This video deserves more like buttons than my grandmother's corset.

One of the most underrated characters on the show. The other guys throw out their silly malapropisms here and there but Carmine was a factory.

A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. - carmine lupertazzi jr

I had a dream, Borko was wearing one of those paper crowns. Like a Burger King or what have you.

Historically, historical uploads always come after copyright claims. I think Borko left all those enormous crossroads behind, now he is going to vetify that he thinks he will be the most effective uploader

Bit of a po-suer if you ask me. HBO. They like to talk the talk i dunno. Their videos, their copyright. What they re-upload that video?

A pint of likes costs more than a gallon of gold

i actually just realized what carmine was trying to say in that florida meeting😂. if his father is louis the whoever, john is his financial guy (“duh something”). he built a house that outshone his kings palace (johnny having greed that outweighs carmine sr.) little carmine believes this will lead to his father reprimanding johnny eventually. (i.e. “clapped him in irons)

I like how theres usually some sense to what hes saying. It's hard to see but its there.

'' A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold'' This guy, man xD

The "duh something" was Nicolas Fouquet, he was the finance advisor for King Lois XIV

The only thing little carmine ever whacked The English language.

"Fair fair oohgatz fair!!"

Tony was such an underrated character. Really wish they did more with him

Phil House kept that show together. It was always incredible to tune in every week to HBO to see, season after season, how the many hijinks and disputes of the main characters could be resolved through the kind words, wisdom, and guidance of Phil House. Every week the characters would visit Phil House in Brooklyn to learn a new lesson in love, kindness, and loyalty, and this compilation shows the positive benefits of Phil House's lessons in rhetoric, which he taught to Carmine Jr. so that he could go on to resolve arguments through love, excellent diction, and a knack for storytelling (without everybody having to drive to Brooklyn to see Phil House). Some people say they wish the writers had done more with Phil House, but considering he was integral to argument resolution and peacekeeping in almost every episode of The Sopranos, I would say they did enough with him. What a great show.

"And I just lost my friend Rusty." Cut to Tony and Phil acknowledging their part in Rusty's unfortunate demise. "Our friend. The Mayor of Munchkinland. John wants him gone."

The look on Butch’s face when Carmine Jr. says that line about a gallon of gold. 🤣

“A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold” is actually quite a neat quote

Carmine was the smartest guy in the Sopranos.

Borko this alteration you had with HBO...you're at the precipice, of an enormous crossroads.

"That precipice... I wonder if it was chalked."

That borko is a tough nut to crack his subcribers are a glorified crew

I find myself grasping at claws to express my imprecations of Little Carmine's persperationous locutions and his indomital spirit.

Little Carmine is something close to a Super Hero when it comes to f-ing up idioms and expressions (and names) in a perfectly perfect way.

I appreciate the prospect you’re showing us, Borko, coming onto this platform and preaching out to us at this time, allegorically speaking. It’s a great sticking post.

Carmine is one of the gems in the series. Dumb in ways but really the cleverest because he avoids getting whacked and always tries to resolve issues without the stress of turf wars. This 'alteration' you had with him ...hahahaha how true, cos many facial features were indeed altered...

I finished watching this series for the 5th time yesterday. Yesterday. I am already on here watching Borko’s clips. That’s how great this show (and Borko’s clips) are. He’s an old fashioned guy that Borko, very allegorical.

Hey Borko, Thanks for " surmising our interests and tailoring your videos to your own specificities."

The specificities of these vid titles keep me coming back to this channel. It definitely outshines Ver-sales

borko doing gods work, and for that we thank you. Godspeed.

2:17 Johnny Sac “what, they resod that green?!? “😂

The fundamental question is, will i be as effective as a boss as like my dad was, and i will be even more so, but until i am it’s going to be hard to verify that i think i’ll be more effective

4:37 the look phil and tony give eachother always kills me😭😭😭the mayor of munchkin land was such a great character, wish we saw more of him.

Appreciate ya during this time especially boss for the continuous uploads!

The fundamental question is will Borko be as effective of a boss like HBO was? And he will be , even more so . But until then , it’s gonna be hard to verify we think Borko will be more effective ....

4:44 Butchie’s like “Huh?”

I think Little Carmine would've been really good as a corporate level advisor or consultant for like a chain of grocery stores or something, like HEB or Publix, or whatever. The fundamental question is, will he be as effective as a boss like Charles Butts is? I think he will be, even more so, BUTT until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that he'll be more effective.

How many Wet T-Shirt Contests did Carmine fix in Ver-SAILS?

When Phil turns himself into a house. "Uncle Philly my ASS!"

I appreciate your time is less than limited

I love how the camera frequently switches to the confused looks on people's faces while Carmine is talking xD

Thank you Borko, excellent as always.

That gallon of gold line always gets me!😂😂😂

"you brotha Billy, whateva happen theah..."

2:46 The fundamental question is ‘will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was?’. And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

“It even outshone Versales...Where the king lived.”