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@himnotthem7198
@himnotthem7198 8 месяцев назад
There should be an episode where your parents fill in for you guys and just pretend like nothing is out of the ordinary .
@indigo478
@indigo478 8 месяцев назад
Yes and never acknowledge it and also bring me on as guest I’m very normal and can be trusted around peoples parents
@sweettaters243
@sweettaters243 8 месяцев назад
Real
@starlightbrigade2789
@starlightbrigade2789 8 месяцев назад
Kaya's mic is muted the entire episode
@souljaboy.6668
@souljaboy.6668 8 месяцев назад
YOUR SLOW@@starlightbrigade2789
@cisarovnajosefina4525
@cisarovnajosefina4525 8 месяцев назад
But they don't know eachother
@J_Koola
@J_Koola 8 месяцев назад
I appreciate Charlie flipping his entire room around just to keep it fresh for the pod. It’s gotta be a lot of work moving everything back and forth all the time
@Kittyflipp
@Kittyflipp 8 месяцев назад
real🫡
@SundownerMGRR
@SundownerMGRR 8 месяцев назад
Especially for someone of his stature
@kotencja3
@kotencja3 8 месяцев назад
@@SundownerMGRR shut up sundowner
@Kas3-
@Kas3- 8 месяцев назад
​@@SundownerMGRR😭
@donihilism1394
@donihilism1394 8 месяцев назад
It's actually 2 different rooms xD
@kazrl1709
@kazrl1709 8 месяцев назад
Charlies pure will to just sit completely still to a point to where you almost forgot he's there and then he says something and your like oh Charlies in this ep is amazing
@z1u512
@z1u512 8 месяцев назад
To be fair hes more vocal in this ep than ever
@hiko7877
@hiko7877 8 месяцев назад
jackson carrying every podcast episode from here to Red Thread, god he's so fun to listen to
@XShmoke
@XShmoke 8 месяцев назад
They all are fine lol. They’ve been making entertaining podcasts for so many years now. Hope the viewers can either find another podcast or just enjoy the weekly vids.
@TheErikjsm
@TheErikjsm 8 месяцев назад
legit he is becoming my favorite for pods. still like moist for the regular content but pods is all jacksson
@bl0bbyy
@bl0bbyy 8 месяцев назад
Right?? Homie is carrying Official, Red Thread and Criminally Stupid
@666slateran666
@666slateran666 8 месяцев назад
Wendigoon is carrying red thread imo​. I like jackson but no one beats iceberg boy @@bl0bbyy
@bl0bbyy
@bl0bbyy 8 месяцев назад
@@666slateran666 Wendi absolutely slaps but they're always saying that Jackson does all this research and writes these huge scripts and the other two just rock up. Gotta respect how much effort Jackson puts into all his shows :)
@trudat1498
@trudat1498 8 месяцев назад
No guys, I’m 100% with Jackson on this 💩 issue. I’d rather deal with the airport.
@Highimdadtwo
@Highimdadtwo 8 месяцев назад
I think everyone realistically does lol the boys might’ve just been goofing, there
@MamadNobari
@MamadNobari 8 месяцев назад
They're literally being keyboard warriors about not having a problem being covered in poop. It's like they don't understand the severity of it and saying "it's not traumatizing" lmao.
@ampeater777
@ampeater777 8 месяцев назад
>anti poop teleporter The best phrase I have ever heard
@vrakathen9332
@vrakathen9332 8 месяцев назад
My favorite part of the podcast was when they talked about poop for 23 minutes
@shadowreaver752
@shadowreaver752 8 месяцев назад
I thought I was listening to trash taste.
@cy4n_knight_q8
@cy4n_knight_q8 8 месяцев назад
Jackson feels like the only sane person in this episode
@YokedDrunkard
@YokedDrunkard 8 месяцев назад
Jackson needs to hire 3 more people to be on the podcast whos names start with S, O, and N. That way all their names spell out JACKSON
@johndorian1357
@johndorian1357 8 месяцев назад
This is a Jackson and Friends channel.
@Im.Smaher
@Im.Smaher 8 месяцев назад
I was wondering why you wanted him to hire 3 people who’s names started with S, O, and N. Thanks for clarifying.
@SwellRhymes
@SwellRhymes 8 месяцев назад
Make a official collab with some ordinairy Podcast Jackson Andrew Charlie Kaya SomeOrdinairyGamers Oompaville NuxTaku
@TheLawVGHS
@TheLawVGHS 8 месяцев назад
@@SwellRhymeshas to be their name, not their handle
@GFSB919
@GFSB919 8 месяцев назад
JAXN
@philllisphilllis5453
@philllisphilllis5453 6 месяцев назад
The argument that shit is not significantly worse than mud is fvckin wild
@ankitchauhancr7
@ankitchauhancr7 8 месяцев назад
Jackson is the life of this podcast This episode was HILARIOUS
@bigcimtheshit
@bigcimtheshit 8 месяцев назад
God I would love to see Kaya and Andrew attempt a mountain half the size of Everest, even with a guide. Edit: I’m not saying Kaya and Andrew are some fat SOBs, they’re just average and I could care less what anyone says the average person isn’t climbing Everest. I also listened to the pod, I understand the bastardization concept they’re getting at, doesn’t change my original comment
@ttjtv3
@ttjtv3 8 месяцев назад
For real that Mt. Everest take was crazy
@Newt2799
@Newt2799 8 месяцев назад
They downplayed the difficulty of it but their point was that most people do it nowadays because it’s a recognizable achievement they can post about on instagram rather than a passion for exploration and testing the limits of humanity that it used to be. Like people trying to relive that period of exploration and difficulty the first explorers had to go through. Which is fine for people to do in my opinion, but they can’t be compared to the original explorers that achieved it.
@brunomenezes9011
@brunomenezes9011 8 месяцев назад
@@Newt2799 Yeah I don't think Andrew meant it was easy or anything, just that it's no longer so uncommon and nowadays it's easier (though not *easy*)
@superbeanx2
@superbeanx2 8 месяцев назад
​@brunomenezes9011 yeah i agree with that
@xhbn2157
@xhbn2157 8 месяцев назад
That was one of the most brain dead takes yet. Pretty entertaining to imagine these guys trying to climb anything taller than a hill.
@vanessafowler5275
@vanessafowler5275 8 месяцев назад
I work at a nursing home, I have never laughed so hard at this diaper conversation. So freaking hilarious!
@Arbaz3102
@Arbaz3102 8 месяцев назад
41:49-41:51 I imagine Jackson threw some of his Lego pieces from his Lego sets towards random children in the street exactly like that one scene in Breaking Bad where Jesse threw some of his money towards random people in the street lmfaoooo 😂😂😂😂
@indigo478
@indigo478 8 месяцев назад
Living in fear of Covid as a healthy 20 something vaccinated and boosted man who’s also had it before is wild bro you’re gunna be fine
@gagearmijo4150
@gagearmijo4150 8 месяцев назад
What do you expect from a double vaxxed masker
@GarrettsGear
@GarrettsGear 8 месяцев назад
That immediately had me rolling laughing. Never been vaxxed myself, got covid and it was like the flu for a week. Can't live my whole life in fear, i already had cardiac arrest at 25 years old.
@hitmanx200
@hitmanx200 8 месяцев назад
Everyone on the podcast has irrational fears ranging from fear of flying, pooping in public toilets etc
@TheSlammurai
@TheSlammurai 8 месяцев назад
Imagine getting vaxxed and boosted and still getting Covid to the point that you still have to live in fear of it. Like what was the point? Was it worth buying into the lie?
@dildiobrandong9823
@dildiobrandong9823 8 месяцев назад
​​@@hitmanx200 i think its just because they kept getting it multiple times already. Id get paranoid too if that's the case for me I haven't known people getting covid 3 times aside from the boys lol.
@dmantuck4984
@dmantuck4984 8 месяцев назад
Imagine Jackson instant transmissions to Charlie's front door step covered in his own poo asking for his Taj Mahal set lmaooo
@RosalieHeath
@RosalieHeath 8 месяцев назад
with the low budget horror, that actually started way back in the 70’s with texas chainsaw. the original budget was 60k which was eventually doubled, but at the box office it earned like $30 mil (not adjusted to inflation). obviously 120k 70s money is way more than what blaire witch started with, but there are countless shoestring budget horror movies that are incredibly successful, dating back to the beginning of the slasher genre. that’s why horror is so popular even today.
@A.Mack1o2
@A.Mack1o2 8 месяцев назад
1968 Night of the living dead as well budget of around $150k I think and made over 30 mil
@Moththem64
@Moththem64 8 месяцев назад
I was actually afraid kaya was gone for a quick minute, he's always been my favorite on the podcast.
@MamadNobari
@MamadNobari 8 месяцев назад
Then he comes in and says being covered in poop is worse than actually eating it💀
@exMuteKid
@exMuteKid 8 месяцев назад
I hate it when I have a heaviness in my chest and really need to cry but can’t. It usually happens when I’m trying to sleep and think about what it would be like to look m into the eyes of someone who loves me and for just a few moments my heart is at peace and I sort of smile until I remember it was just my imagination and that’s usually when that happens. 😢 and it makes my heart actually ache a little bit before I fall asleep, cold and with that heaviness looming in my chest Now I just made myself sad again by writing this and I’m not in the mood anymore to keep watching. Is this normal?
@Alucard65535
@Alucard65535 8 месяцев назад
This whole poop conversation reminds me of this anime called Darker Than Black. In it were a bunch of people with superpowers called contractors and to power their ability they had to do some sort of wacky task. One guy had to eat a whole pack of cigarettes. Another guy had to break his own fingers. Eating poop seems to be pretty expected in that world.
@wxchief6737
@wxchief6737 8 месяцев назад
late
@tman2798
@tman2798 8 месяцев назад
Kaya an Andrew thinking climbing Mount Everest is just a afternoon hike for rich people💀
@whateverdoesntmatter9868
@whateverdoesntmatter9868 8 месяцев назад
This is probably the best episode ever 😭😭 I’m crying and the poop talk just. Dont. Stop.
@tf2349
@tf2349 8 месяцев назад
The Vin diesel accusations don’t even surprise me tbh
@elderswanderingcircus2341
@elderswanderingcircus2341 8 месяцев назад
16:08 "We didn't mean to pick on the Rock" "Hey Kaya" is so funny if you know Kaya means rock in Turkish.
@spencerpatton667
@spencerpatton667 8 месяцев назад
Anyone else walk around the grocery store pretending to cough since 2020. I mean people actually get out of your way even when its super busy.
@bobbylambe4218
@bobbylambe4218 8 месяцев назад
I really hope ur jk😂
@plicketyplunk
@plicketyplunk 8 месяцев назад
With the new strains making headway make sure you you're vaxxed, boosted, and wear your mask. You can't avoid getting it but it won't be life threatening. Go outside and play? Hahaha. Only kids who play Tetris.
@baagiipro5528
@baagiipro5528 8 месяцев назад
You know every other disease still exists right? Stop being disgusting
@TheSlammurai
@TheSlammurai 8 месяцев назад
It's like cops and paramedics who turn on their siren just to get through traffic.
@ZLTAH
@ZLTAH 8 месяцев назад
The stinky teleportation discussion had me dying of laughter thanks guys I needed that
@mippyflippy6706
@mippyflippy6706 8 месяцев назад
A tip for going to places where traffic is an issue after: take a movie with you along with something to play it on. Enjoy the movie, then leave. Most of the traffic will be gone.
@meetbythecreek
@meetbythecreek 8 месяцев назад
Need more of Jackson trying his hand at Zach Hadel-esque hypotheticals that was good
@DaxMarko
@DaxMarko 8 месяцев назад
Another great episode of Jackson being bullied by dumb counter arguments around most playground-tier topic. These debates could be their own separate comedy show.
@SemperFi_EDC_Guy
@SemperFi_EDC_Guy 8 месяцев назад
Climbing mount Everest is "tedious"? Seriously Kaya? Lol. That shit, no matter what is an accomplishment.
@WolfGaming3
@WolfGaming3 8 месяцев назад
Wtf I'm with Jackson on this one.
@TheDustyForest
@TheDustyForest 8 месяцев назад
This was a great episode, haven’t laughed like this for a while
@jake7813
@jake7813 8 месяцев назад
I laughed so hard during the hypothetical
@justkirt4282
@justkirt4282 8 месяцев назад
the Godzilla minus one director actually stated that the film costed less than 15 million without the marketing and stated jokingly that he'd wish they had that budget when it was mentioned
@GarrettsGear
@GarrettsGear 8 месяцев назад
Andrew got quadruple vaxxed and boosted, and he's still afraid of the world. That is fucking adorable 😂
@shiddyangler
@shiddyangler 8 месяцев назад
Yep 😂. He’s the type of guy that would still have a profile picture in 2024 of him wearing a mask with a frame saying “stay home, stay safe”.
@GarrettsGear
@GarrettsGear 8 месяцев назад
@@shiddyangler sad but true lol
@Highimdadtwo
@Highimdadtwo 8 месяцев назад
You guys are not thinking that poop take through lol. Charlie forgot E. Coli exists
@Conman408_
@Conman408_ 8 месяцев назад
my lego sets could last through a nuclear bomb, I think Jackson just isn't a true lego fan
@mainualvarez796
@mainualvarez796 8 месяцев назад
As a non-North American, I just learned about the NY ball drop, and man, that's fucking crazy
@g1sunstreaker584
@g1sunstreaker584 8 месяцев назад
love this podcast. having the real hard hitting debates
@billymanilli
@billymanilli 8 месяцев назад
1:05:30 two girls talking at work in the break room: "Yeah, I was late this morning... baby's diaper had a blow out..."
@neovoid5008
@neovoid5008 8 месяцев назад
Heres the thing about teleportation. If I was the only person in the world that could use teleportation and I couldn't use it to gain anything from it. I could just say to the government that "hey I can teleport. Let me show you" and boom I basically have the entire government on my side because studying teleportation is one of 3 ultimate goals for any species. 1: instant travel, 2: limitlessness energy, 3: immortality. Regardless of what the cost is other than my own death it's always worth having the ability.
@sweettaters243
@sweettaters243 8 месяцев назад
i cant believe they let Andrew weasel his way out of the dumb shit he was saying between comparing mount Everest to shitting your pants
@umushi
@umushi 8 месяцев назад
i appreciate how the editing was done so that if Kaya or Andrew talked over someone they were muted or volume lowered, so that the gist of the convo was still heard. :)
@JamesWasTaken
@JamesWasTaken 13 дней назад
jackson in denial that destiny and assassin’s creed has filled his dinosaur lego star wars shaped hole in his soul
@PointlessV1
@PointlessV1 8 месяцев назад
its so nice to have Kaya back on as a host
@TheLawVGHS
@TheLawVGHS 8 месяцев назад
Let it be known that if Charlie or Jackson see you cough in public they will hold their breath and leave the area immediately
@the77don
@the77don 8 месяцев назад
Andrew got called out hard and still couldn't accept he was wrong. Just came up with more nothing lmao
@yeybrittany
@yeybrittany 4 месяца назад
Seeing these videos with all 4 of them makes me REALLY appreciate Charlie's lighting. We can actually see him
@22lagoon
@22lagoon 8 месяцев назад
57:35 Andrew’s dumbest hill to die on in quite a while
@22lagoon
@22lagoon 8 месяцев назад
“Leaning tower of Pisa is played out come up with something more interesting “ wtf
@superbeanx2
@superbeanx2 8 месяцев назад
Holy shit the poop conversation killed me
@Sunday_Rain825
@Sunday_Rain825 8 месяцев назад
Jackson just wants the stand Hey Ya!
@xdashx4962
@xdashx4962 8 месяцев назад
You could get a wet suit, cover it in poo and be able to teleport and take it off to minimize the contact
@dallaswatkinson368
@dallaswatkinson368 6 месяцев назад
57:00 its still incredibly difficult to climb Mount Everest and dozens of people die every year trying to climb it so that’s an outrageous statement.
@Old_Republic_Jedi_Knight
@Old_Republic_Jedi_Knight Месяц назад
You guys taking hits for us all talking about the Rock 😂 it's not even a conversation his ... career 😂
@andrewdriggers3934
@andrewdriggers3934 8 месяцев назад
would u guys take a shot of the rainbow dash jar (after the whole process of what happened) to be able to teleport indefinitely?
@sk8rchris39
@sk8rchris39 6 месяцев назад
“You’d be a fool to not eat poop, Jackson.” Wise words
@lurkr5458
@lurkr5458 8 месяцев назад
at this point, Im convinced that Charlie hates being apart of this podcast lol
@marcusmunn2013
@marcusmunn2013 8 месяцев назад
Could you imagine teleporting covered in shit to freak out Joe Biden mid speech
@jonacker6991
@jonacker6991 8 месяцев назад
I'll bet there's been someone who's duct taped all the potential blow out zones before they started waiting for the ball drop lmao
@darmanskirata4167
@darmanskirata4167 8 месяцев назад
1:14:18 Imagine a soldier putting war paint on his face, but its shit
@ComputerThief118
@ComputerThief118 8 месяцев назад
GOAT PODCAST 🔥
@hunterbrowning4228
@hunterbrowning4228 8 месяцев назад
It’s confirmed, no guest appearance from The Rock. Can we get Matt on for an episode? Would love to learn more about him
@wherestheleakmaam7291
@wherestheleakmaam7291 8 месяцев назад
Ep 200
@knotshimi
@knotshimi 8 месяцев назад
The poop teleportation part was one of my favorite in ages🤣🤣🤣
@ccdrago1545
@ccdrago1545 3 месяца назад
not me trying to eat during the whole poop convo
@HyyHarston
@HyyHarston 6 месяцев назад
Haha I’m with Jackson on the poop travel no thank you😂😂 the other 3 tripping
@lastingember2298
@lastingember2298 8 месяцев назад
Whenever Jackson says Saw I keep thinking he’s saying Saul and being really confused that there isn’t any Saul horror movies so I had no idea what he was talking about lol
@VictorCowo
@VictorCowo 8 месяцев назад
I would love it so much if Charlie bought me Lego especially the Taj Mahal cuz I'm the kind of person that love puzzles and just be just entertained forever
@damanistewart1730
@damanistewart1730 8 месяцев назад
why is andrew such a hater sometimes lol like if i climb the mountain of everest best believe im taking a selfie 💀
@plicketyplunk
@plicketyplunk 8 месяцев назад
I appreciate his cynicism.
@shaneabens6006
@shaneabens6006 8 месяцев назад
I have to be done commenting on this, but they make it out like 1 poop has the ability to cover your entire body. You would have to poop like nine times and then hopefully they were big healthy ones that’s the only way I can see big people being able to use this.
@gwlankard1
@gwlankard1 8 месяцев назад
The movie that started the whole "let's make a super cheap horror movie and make a ton of money off of it" was the original Halloween from the 70's. The reason that horror movies are able to do this is because a lot of people are like "it's October, we have to go see a horror movie. We don't really care if it's good or bad."
@Noah_ffiliation
@Noah_ffiliation 6 месяцев назад
How was “port”-a-potty not mentioned once as a description for this well thought out power
@emilja.4205
@emilja.4205 6 месяцев назад
I thought their bathroom talk was the peak of topics but I was wrong 💩
@starburst7681
@starburst7681 8 месяцев назад
They need Jackson on Chuckle Sandwich for a would you rather episode
@shaggy.9430
@shaggy.9430 8 месяцев назад
Official goats
@Unstrict
@Unstrict 8 месяцев назад
27:06 They may not be bad bars but someone's gonna get a free sample from him in there.
@fiddelydee4423
@fiddelydee4423 8 месяцев назад
2:50..... holy f*ck I actually do the same sh*t when I go out in public and people are sick or coughing. Crazy af lmao.
@JamesWasTaken
@JamesWasTaken 13 дней назад
nobody suggested for jackson’s grandpa to replace charlie?
@anonony9081
@anonony9081 8 месяцев назад
I hold my breath when people cough around me too. Or I breathe out to prevent anything getting in
@scruffycat
@scruffycat 8 месяцев назад
last topic was so philosophical
@nobody-tt6qc
@nobody-tt6qc 8 месяцев назад
Yall really didnt think this through. How the hell do you get rid of the poop with a shower ? Shits gonna be eveeywhere 😂
@shelby5809
@shelby5809 8 месяцев назад
2023 was an awful year..? y'all are fucking crazy.
@XionicAihara
@XionicAihara 8 месяцев назад
Since the teleportation topic got derailed with what ifs. What if i created a full body suit that is double layered. The layer in between has said poop, that way it never touches skin. The downside is that the suit smells horrible and stink lingers for a few hours. Id definitely do it then.
@LogicalError007
@LogicalError007 8 месяцев назад
That poop section is golden
@formul8r10101
@formul8r10101 8 месяцев назад
I dont know how the episode devolved into that but im all for it
@Old_Republic_Jedi_Knight
@Old_Republic_Jedi_Knight Месяц назад
🎉 Happy wait in traffic for Two hours 😂😂
@zynone
@zynone 8 месяцев назад
Close second to Jackson's caked up mothmen. "And some tampons for the road".
@polstrey
@polstrey 7 месяцев назад
The beginning of this episode needs to be used in a documentary on the mental tax covid had on people
@ModernEx
@ModernEx 8 месяцев назад
might as well have climbed mt everest w that arguement
@sweettaters243
@sweettaters243 8 месяцев назад
Jackson teach that old lady a lesson and show her to never cough in public again
@BushidoNinja
@BushidoNinja 8 месяцев назад
Na the whole excitement of fireworks is lighting them yourself.
@03of03
@03of03 8 месяцев назад
The rocks episode with joe was one of the few times I’ve seen joe kept on a leash he wouldn’t say shit outta line. When joe said something about Palestine, instantly switched the topic 😭😭
@goopah
@goopah 8 месяцев назад
I came here for the Theory of Poop Relativity. I was not disappointed.
@scoop2442
@scoop2442 8 месяцев назад
There should be a episode were they do a drug tier list
@Hexra_
@Hexra_ 8 месяцев назад
Ever since I read about him having that "never lose" clause in his contract for every movie he stars in, I never saw The Rock the same way ever again. Such a weird thing for him to be, and ruined some of the movies he's in. I hope Bautista never gets to that level of insufferable, I think he's currently my favorite WWE expat actor right now
@chaosblitz935
@chaosblitz935 8 месяцев назад
WRAP THE LEGO SETS IN SARAN WRAP TO MOVE JACKSON WHYYYYY
@dirt2968
@dirt2968 5 месяцев назад
Late I know but I counted my poops for all of 2022 and I pooped 609 times that year.
@senorstinkya
@senorstinkya 8 месяцев назад
I did uber eats with my cousin and hed be smoking cigaretts and blunts with the food in the car 😭
@chriscummings4206
@chriscummings4206 8 месяцев назад
Maybe if a person had to eat a tomato worm; those poop when bitten, to teleport. I still think that maximum overdrive is a interesting take on a horror movie, where as Carrie was kind of more about our love for a specific car. When you start talking about everyday machines, and that in the future could potentially be hacked and kill all of us.... 😂😂
@tejasingle8811
@tejasingle8811 8 месяцев назад
Watching this episode during lunch wasn't really a good idea
@e1m0k44
@e1m0k44 8 месяцев назад
jackson should take up gunpla/zoids model kits. It kinda would fill all 3 holes. Scifi, dinos and there kinda adult legos.
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