The TikTok Mom Is A Superhero Now 

Ok ok due to popular demand I made a song out of the whole "help let me go" thing here you go song.link/i/1476885898

Me:I Want a black widow movie Mom:we have that home Black widow movie at home:

Love more! Hate less! *Continues to beat up a child*

“Don’t fear, Varli is here,” This is not a catchphrase, this is a threat. Here is written a handy guide on how to survive a Varli (SCP-6516) encounter. *DISCLAIMER* This is a survival guide, not a documentation of SCP-6516. As such, it does not use standardized formatting, and does not include most scientific data from research. A full scientific documentation is in development. An exact date cannot be provided at this time, but is expected by 27/7/2023 1- if you see a woman meeting Varli’s description, please leave the area at a normal pace. Do not make sudden movements try to act as casual as possible 2- if you are a minor, do not display any behavior that may be perceived as aggression. Varli will materialize and beat you until you can no longer stand up on your own. If you are experiencing high stress, it is advised to use a fidget toy or stress ball to calm yourself, or crush a tin can or plastic bottle in your hand. If you are often experiencing high levels of stress, it is advised to engage in meditative behavior, such as standard meditation, taking a warm shower, brushing your hair, taking naps, taking deep breaths, and covering your face with a warm towel. If these do not work, your doctor may prescribe stress relieving medication. You may be entitled to financial compensation and free martial arts training if you have been a victim of at least three attacks. Financial compensation for a minor experiencing a beating ranges from $700-$2000 3- do not attempt to fight Varli using firearms. Bullets will cease to exist shortly after exiting the barrel when in close proximity to Varli. It is instead suggested to use high power lasers for ranged combat. If you do not have access to a high power laser, hand to hand and blade combat are still effective, so it is advised to always carry a concealed gravity knife 4- if you catch Varli following you, get with a group of at least 4, then run. If a group consists of at least 4 people, Varli with hesitate for 30 seconds before chasing. You must use this time wisely. Varli will then run at speeds up to 50 MPH exactly (80.4 KMPH) on four limbs to catch her prey. You must not flee in open terrain once this occurs. You must hide, climb, or utilize environment hazards to flee. So far Varli has not been observed to climb without the use of a ladder. 5- Varli does a ritual in which she will hypnotize victims with the words “Love more, hate less,”. If you hear these words being chanted, use headphones, hearing protection, or your hands to block out the sound and leave the area immediately. It is not known what happens to those who are fully hypnotized. If you see someone being hypnotized, shout as loudly as possible “PLEASE STOP!”. Then run. Do not check to see if it worked. If you try to save them you’ll both die 6- Varli’s followers (SCP-6516-01) are suspected to be victims of hypnosis. They act as shells of their former selves. They will chant “Love more, hate less,” when Varli is near. You can use this as a warning. If you hear a random person chanting this, write down the street and leave. Do not report the incident to the police until you are out of earshot of the chanting. Then, contact law enforcement and tell them where the person was chanting. An MTF unit will be dispatched to contain SCP-6516. If a person seems to be deaf or unable to hear, tap on their shoulder four times. This is a signal to follow you out of danger. Abandon them if they do not respond the first time. As far as you or anyone else is concerned, they are already dead. An instance of SCP-6516-01 has been spotted in the reply section. Scroll down at your own risk *Addendum 6516-B* After observing D-class personal who have viewed SCP-6516 encounters on digital devices, the foundation has concluded that observing Varli digitally cancels out her hypnotic abilities. It is safe to use a mobile device to observe Varli, and it is advisable to do so to become more familiar with SCP-6516's behavior patterns. *Addendum 6516-C* According to videos circulating social media, SCP-6516 may shout the phrase "yeehaw" before either attacking or attempting hypnosis. If you hear someone shout yeehaw, prepare to either free or defend yourself. *Addendum 6516-D* In response to concerned family members asking what happens to hypnotized victims/followers of Varli, the foundation is publicly stating that as many instances of SCP-6516-01 are being taken alive as possible and taken to site *[REDACTED]* for psychological treatment. A full list of recovering 6516-01 cannot be provided at this time due to the following reasons: -During a containment breach in site *[REDACTED]* SCP-049 carried an instance of SCP-4940 into a server room, unaware of the effects. SCP-049 was not harmed, but all electronic components of the servers were melted beyond recognition. The foundation will attempt to provide a list as soon as the servers and SCP Foundation services are available once more. In the meantime, if you know the location of any instances of 6516-01, do not inform the GOC (Global Occult Coalition) They will not take your family members alive.

Varli seems to have a hero complex and obsessing over being more powerful than others and saving people whenever she can

"I'm not going to say a single mean thing." *doesn't say anything the whole time*

Girl: im so depressed. My boyfriend left me Varli: *YEE HAW*

Varli: "Blowing out someone else's candle candle doesn't make yours shine any brighter" Also Varli: Proceeds to beat up a room of middle schoolers

We punch with one hand because we shift our weight to put maximum force into one punch, which doesn't allow us to use our opposite arm to maximize rotational force on our spinal axis. Although, I would absolutely watch boxing matches where all punches thrown must be with both hands at the same time. That'd be some content right there.

Varli:Love more hate less Also varli: * beats up 13 year old girl * Guess Violence is never always the answer

i love that he doesn't know that he's the reason her TikTok blew up.

Danny: we should add dolphin man. Varlie: “says nothing” Danny: fine I’ll do it myself. “Makes song”

Update: just checked her tik tok and a lot of her videos are about her murdering people?? Girl really said “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” Edit: Danny already made a follow up about this 🧎‍♀️

*Black Widow dies* “Don’t fear, Varli is here”

Danny: The letters in the background: GRE G

**LOVE MORE HATE LESS** Kid name more: **Suddenly Happy** Kid name less: **Inaudible Crying**

“love more hate less” and then she proceeds to be extremely homophobic

The dude yelling "STOP, PLEASE STOP" isn't getting enough recognition in these comments.

Varley is that one mom who wanted to be in Bollywood but never got in

11:55 "She beats the sh!t out of them like they're a bunch of 11 year-old girls" amazing delivery!

Varli: I could be like you Danny, but I won't stoop down that far Danny: Aight let's keep going farther

“If Tony Stark were in this situation...well he’d be a corpse on the floor” too soon Danny...too soon

This varli chick blocked me for writing something “ofFeNSiVe” on her tik tok.. lmao all I wrote was “time to fear varli is here”

I feel like Varli is that one “you don’t wanna see my dark side” kid in middle school

Varli: “Love more, hate less!” Also Varli: *beats 12-year-old children unconscious in all her tiktok’s*

She gave the vibe of those people thats like "I'm a nice and a good person so anyone that don't agree with me are bad". That to me, is the worst kind of ego

“Where is my husband?? He’s been gone for days!!” “Don’t fear, varlis here!” “Oh you found my husband!” “Karen we got a divorce.”

He's talking about the help let me go line and you can see the wheels turning in his head. It's so cool to see the origins of the greatest song ever.

i guess people do say *you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain* or something

that "help, let me, go!" is just begging to be remixed

Varli: Don’t be mean Danny: Sarcasm unlocked

I love the fact that if u look up who’s the fastest growing army on the internet which u shouldn’t Danny will pop up

One of my friends, who found out about Varali through reels, found her very cringey. So I showed her Help let me go and she found that "equally cringey" apparently, now I'm reconsidering my friends.

You are witnessing a kidnapping. 1: stare for a bit 2: *D I V O R C E*

I love how Danny got called out but literally doesn’t give a shit lol.

her "love more hate less" videos sounds like she is trying to create sleeper agents

"If Tony Stark was in this situation, uhm, be would be- well, he would be a... corpse on the floor-" -Danny Gonzalez 9:38

I showed a couple videos to my cousin and he said: “ *Holy Shit that's my dentist* “

*help, let. Me. Go* *help, let. Me. Go* *help, let. Me. Go* Someone gotta make a song out of that.

5:25 he rlly didnt like that message

Okay, the subtle “tony stark is dead” joke really got me. I laughed so hard😂😂

The little girl screaming help and let me go was her breaking out of character

i wish he would have said did i like this movie? yes. was this movie perfect? yes. how many thumbs up would i give it? yes.

8:16 He looks sooo much like a bollywood villain/fictional bombay gangster i almost expected him to speak in marathi

“She just kinda goes. kaCHOW” I’m sorry but that was hilarious

The “G” in Greg keeps moving further away, we are now Gre G.

"Varli Saviour" is anyone else not weirded out by her God complex??? Lol wtf, she should not be around children.

Wait did this video come out before or after the dolphin man thing because if it was before this is an insane coincidence

He handles hate perfectly, by either criticizing the criticism, or just not really caring and making a joke about it.

I’m waiting for the day she becomes part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Imagine being beat up by a whole synchronized swimming team

I love how in Varli’s response to Danny she says “I also wish to be famous like you.” When I hear that I think of her implying that both her and Danny want to be famous… as if Danny isn’t already famous .___.

12:31 aka anime timing

"If Tony Stark were here, he'd be a Corpse on the floor" *_DANNY TOO SOON-_*

"If Tony stark was in this situation he would be... well he would be a corpse on the floor" too soon danny

Idk if you ever check the comments on old videos Danny but I just wanna let you know your video made my stressful day of dealing with college troubles coupled with a depressive episode so much easier to deal with, so thank you so much.

Im watching this after Help Let Me Go came out and this explains the entire thing.

No one: Varli: (punching the air) 😡CHAAAAH 🤜 CHAAAH 🤜CHAAAH 🤜

Like I genuinely can’t express how uncomfortable this woman makes me feel

I like to imagine the "teacher" in the 1st skit wasn't an actor. Just a random stranger.

I was shocked when the fight scene was actually pretty good

if the tour is called "we are two different people" but there are three of you, does that mean two of you are the same person?

i need danny to play the main villain of the varli movies

"love more hate less" *hits kids

Varli doesn't think she's the main character, she knows she's the main character.

It's always What's up Greg, But it's never how are you Greg...

other youtubers: *has drama with famous people* danny: *has drama with an indian tik-toker mom and a life hack channel*

The enthusiasm of those people in the love more hate less videos were just wow the passion the sincerity it warms my heart🥰🤩😍

Why was this a notification for me it has been out for 4 years

“Yummylicous” Top 10 words said before tragedy

varli: violence is not the answer 🙏 also varli: beats up everyone in the room

Unless you steal someone’s candle and use it to revive another candle. That’s ethical. At least that’s what they taught us in the cult.

I've been on bed rest for medical reasons and your uploads have really brightened an otherwise brting and painful life (for now). Thanks!

no one: danny’s wall: *G R E G*

“Blowing out someone else’s candle” sounds like you’re about to murder them.

Why was the fight choreography actually pretty good in this? The color scheme and video quality was also nice I think the main problem with this is the script because when it comrs to cinematography and choreography shes definitely in the right track

The captions were covering the second part of the text, in her shooting teacher video, so all I saw and read was "Good people are like candles, they burn"

Did I like this move? Yes Was the movie perfect? Yes How many thumbs up would I give it? Yes

I just noticed the weird spaces in the Greg sign on his was wall. G RE G

If varli time traveled a minute in the past that would mean that the guys she just beat up would no longer be beat up

"If Tony Stark was here... Well he would be courpes on the floor .... "

Varli: *is racist and homophobic* Still Varli: dAnNy HaTe LeSs LoVe MoRe

Danny's not really even hating on her. He's just criticizing her because her tik toks are honestly very bad.

She inspired him to make the dolphin man song

As someone who was severely bullied I can confirm I've never been hit coordinately by other kids, they are very uncoordinated when they beat the shit out of me.

Did our fanbase name just change to Gre G and why was I unaware

at this point there's no difference between danny being serious and being sarcastic.

I love how her super hero suit is like literally a straight up rip off of Black Widow’s suit. The only real difference is that the black widow belt buckle is replaced with a V.

It's so amazing understanding the beginning of the song dolphin man.

"If Tony Stark were here...he'd be a corpse on the floor...." *ouch* danny *ouch*

i LOST it when the synchronized punching started

2:17 the other hand is there to protect your face lol.

The fact that you uploaded right on my birthday makes it even better

varli: “love more, hate less” also varli: calls out a hate commenter, gives her audience the username, and tells her fans to go harass her yeah okay

*aLl riGht gAng lEts pUnCh tHiS bItch* -Danny Gonzalez 2019

*LET'S GO GIRLS!!!* *One, And Two!* *And One, And Two!*

3:02 LMAO, “Just,,, asking for a friend.”

"If Tony Stark was in this situation... well he would be a corpse on the floor" *sad screech*

I kinda feel bad for her because she’s tryna spread a positive message, but she makes everything so- *hhhh*

DUDE I searched who is the fastest growing army on youtube and it is actually danny.