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28:02 Why do women post their L’s?

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@Shoe0nHead
@Shoe0nHead 6 месяцев назад
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@etalidacaos7796
@etalidacaos7796 6 месяцев назад
​@@hooliganfanatic7241dude...
@Chxrry_Bxlls
@Chxrry_Bxlls 6 месяцев назад
@@hooliganfanatic7241bros geeking 😭😭
@Saprodome
@Saprodome 6 месяцев назад
NO
@kellyhutchison
@kellyhutchison 6 месяцев назад
OK I WILL ANYTHING FOR YOUUUUU
@Saprodome
@Saprodome 6 месяцев назад
ok maybe
@jembawls
@jembawls 6 месяцев назад
One of my Ls? I gotchu. I met a girl at a fancy hotel bar back in 2016. I struck up a conversation and asked her what she was doing at the hotel and she told me that she had organised a conference at the hotel with all the big players in the world to talk about green energy and sustainability. She asked me what I do and I said: "I made Goat Simulator. It's a video game about being a goat." She walked away before I could even tell her about multiplayer and our latest DLC.
@tdcfc
@tdcfc 6 месяцев назад
Massive W for making Goat Sim tho.
@onewayraildex4827
@onewayraildex4827 6 месяцев назад
To be honest, explaining goat simulator to anyone who doesn’t play video games without showing them is a difficult task. How do you explain that Bugs and glitches actually increase the appeal of the game?
@blarghinatelazer9394
@blarghinatelazer9394 6 месяцев назад
Goat Sim is a gem, thank you for your contribution to videos game history.
@Namelesswhirl
@Namelesswhirl 6 месяцев назад
If what you are saying is true... she walked away from a millionaire.
@Chicanery_Artifice
@Chicanery_Artifice 6 месяцев назад
that tiny L is nothing compared to the gargantuan W of creating goat sim
@f1shb0i
@f1shb0i 6 месяцев назад
My L as a man: My last two serious girlfriends broke up with me because I "helped them discover their sexuality" They're both asexual now
@Radiance_Buer
@Radiance_Buer 6 месяцев назад
Oh my God I'm so sorry bro
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 6 месяцев назад
Look at it like this: They wanted to be completely certain, so they chose the best man they could find. When even HE couldn't get a reaction, then they were certain.
@MrMinecraftMan990
@MrMinecraftMan990 6 месяцев назад
@@paulgibbon5991this is a really good point actually
@tigerfalco
@tigerfalco 6 месяцев назад
Buuuuut, as an asexual, it still means they liked you for you. Their sexuality just means they don't have as much interest in sex, it has nothing to do with you specifically...unless they're demi in which case, oof.
@RexorInvicta
@RexorInvicta 6 месяцев назад
Damn bro, just think of it as them never washing their hand after shaking yours. It is a compliment :)
@TrickstersTrickshots
@TrickstersTrickshots 3 месяца назад
A girl grabbed my shoulder as I walked past her in a bar and said “damn you can’t be walking past me all handsome like that” I looked at her said “I’m sorry” and walked away. She was stunning too
@notoriouskano
@notoriouskano 3 месяца назад
relatable
@arcanonn
@arcanonn 3 месяца назад
Don’t be discouraged, dude. It happens to the best of us. What’s important is that you keep moving forward. :]
@lenaalt2387
@lenaalt2387 3 месяца назад
⁠@@arcanonn why would it be discouraging. i thought she was complimenting him by calling him handsome?
@arcanonn
@arcanonn 3 месяца назад
@@lenaalt2387 I meant him having that reaction, like, if he wasn’t confident receiving a compliment
@Luney_0296
@Luney_0296 3 месяца назад
​@@arcanonn He did keep moving forward. That's where the regret comes from lmao. Jokes aside, I probably would've done the same ... Like spending the night after a party, and upon being invited to sleep on a mattress with a super cute girl, instead of sleeping on a couch ... I didn't wanna encroach on her comfort, so I said "no, it's okay." I hurt, thinking back on that lol
@dinahnicest6525
@dinahnicest6525 Месяц назад
With a triple digit body count, how did she even notice that someone had ghosted her?
@landenroberts6710
@landenroberts6710 15 дней назад
Ong😂
@michaelfranciotti3900
@michaelfranciotti3900 6 месяцев назад
Women: constantly say things they don't mean. Also women: "women are just way better at communicating"
@Yeetus223
@Yeetus223 6 месяцев назад
They are so good at communicating that they built the pyramids, developed the scientific method, went to the moon and even marshaled complex military maneuvers throughout history…. I mean herstory
@thewingedone1172
@thewingedone1172 6 месяцев назад
​@@Yeetus223none of those are achievements of communication though.
@BlackHearthguard
@BlackHearthguard 6 месяцев назад
@@thewingedone1172 If you think you can do any of that without communication, you really should have paid attention in school/life.
@TheSeth256
@TheSeth256 6 месяцев назад
​@@thewingedone1172Think about what you said once again...
@stallowner125
@stallowner125 6 месяцев назад
@@thewingedone1172 smh....
@morthgul630
@morthgul630 6 месяцев назад
Finally, the sequel no one asked for but half of us needed
@tharetsku
@tharetsku 6 месяцев назад
As a man, I love these kinds of videos, I only know things from my point of view and can experience life only as a man so I think it's important for me to listen to others (in this case women) on what their struggles in life are (because we all have them) so I can understand everyone better and be a better person
@erebus890
@erebus890 6 месяцев назад
Oh I was asking for it but I knew I didn’t need it lol
@adamfillman9020
@adamfillman9020 6 месяцев назад
Hear hear!
@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579
@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579 6 месяцев назад
Almost half
@ryukirito2616
@ryukirito2616 6 месяцев назад
I want another sequel to this one lol
@Nuxanor
@Nuxanor 3 месяца назад
i convinced an american girl i dated that in canada the left and right sides are switched so i kept making left turns every time she said turn right. its a personal L because it means i spent an extra 20 minutes in the presence of the dumbest human being i've ever met. but it was funny.
@15ssody98
@15ssody98 3 месяца назад
When I was I kid I didn't know what the n word meant so I would say it all the time. My dad just said it was a bad word.
@d1slexycpengu1n
@d1slexycpengu1n 3 месяца назад
nux jumpscare
@meldasaitama3449
@meldasaitama3449 3 месяца назад
omg. been forever bro. how have u been. I haven't watched ur channel in a while but may be I will now.
@yevhenii8190
@yevhenii8190 3 месяца назад
I’m surprised you haven’t done this exact video on your own channel. Shit’s right up your alley
@SlurringDragon
@SlurringDragon 3 месяца назад
Lol saw this video then your reaction and I had to see if you really posted this lmao
@jeremypayne5078
@jeremypayne5078 Месяц назад
The women who want men to be "vulnerable" and "emotional," but then are uninterested once the man cries about his life don't want a partner with a life all his own. They want an accessory to their life.
@shill9516
@shill9516 13 дней назад
they more mean 'vulnerable' as in willing to put yourself out there for rejection, having opinions, desires and fears that the woman can appreciate or reject. Crying isn't really a part of that and it's intuitively not an attractive thing to do.
@iamjacksennui
@iamjacksennui 11 дней назад
@@shill9516 so what you're saying is it's about evaluating/critiquing us more than it is about genuine emotional connection?
@shill9516
@shill9516 10 дней назад
@@iamjacksennui same shit
@Baddy3shoez
@Baddy3shoez 6 месяцев назад
My biggest L that still haunts me: i had the biggest fish of my life on the line. I tried adjusting the drag on my reel and the line broke immediately.
@radioactivegum2298
@radioactivegum2298 6 месяцев назад
L
@evanhandelong7685
@evanhandelong7685 6 месяцев назад
I feel you bro. Got my fish to the shore, held the spool so he wouldnt go anywhere, he jerked his head and snapped my line.
@austinpoznoski3083
@austinpoznoski3083 6 месяцев назад
a moment of prayer for this lad 😔🙏
@Shoe0nHead
@Shoe0nHead 6 месяцев назад
this is the most man L ever
@LactusTheIntolerant
@LactusTheIntolerant 6 месяцев назад
@@Shoe0nHeadFish want me, women fear me because I fuck the fish.
@somecollegekid4425
@somecollegekid4425 6 месяцев назад
I’m diagnosed autistic, and the fact that many women are telling men the exact opposite of what they want terrifies to date even further
@KookieKutter111
@KookieKutter111 6 месяцев назад
switch to men
@corben2972
@corben2972 6 месяцев назад
@@KookieKutter111hell yeah brother
@xhbn2157
@xhbn2157 6 месяцев назад
Just be gay… duh!
@yoshi314
@yoshi314 6 месяцев назад
if they tell the exact opposite - isn't it obvious to figure it out?
@arda6140
@arda6140 6 месяцев назад
From autist to autist, date a neurotypical person, its so much nicer Edit: I meant neurodivergend and now I ruined the comments
@logTopic
@logTopic 2 месяца назад
"We have me too'd a little too close to the sun and now men are afraid of speaking to us." Literally, that's it.
@XlightninX
@XlightninX 11 дней назад
To be fair, young men are terrified of women by default, me tooing like crazed shebeasts was just some gasoline for the fire.
@Steven-gv1ke
@Steven-gv1ke 14 дней назад
I would bet i have one of the best Ls... I took my fiancee on vacation and inadvertently introduced her to a guy who she ended up cheating on me with and later married. Then 5 years later they got divorced and she moved back to my state and we ran into each other. She apologized to me and admitted it was a horrible thing she did. I forgave her, and we became friends. Fast forward 2 years later and we started dating again. 2 more years after that we were engaged again. I bought us a huge house, in a really nice neighborhood. 18 months later she cheated on me again with the single neighbor next door, who she once again ended up marrying. I've now introduced her to BOTH of her husbands.
@kevinmcdowell9074
@kevinmcdowell9074 8 дней назад
Thats it. That has got to be the worst one ive heard. I thought about posting my high school, oblivious to a girl friend that has a crush on me story. I was worried of being too embarassed. But you my friend are simultaneously the biggest loser for having that story in your past, yet, the biggest winner for being bold enough to tell it online. I salute you.
@scarman5367
@scarman5367 6 месяцев назад
Men and women hurting each other because they’ve been wronged in the past by the opposite sex is so tragic. The cycle of trauma really does persist.
@exodortch
@exodortch 6 месяцев назад
Well, at least someone got the point of this video. Maybe there is hope in this world…
@108MCruz
@108MCruz 6 месяцев назад
Those people are weak, strong people break the cycle and heal the trauma
@dolanduk7946
@dolanduk7946 6 месяцев назад
Nah, it's like 15% of the top 10% of men hurting women, who then take it out on the bottom 90% of men
@ilikepancakes2368
@ilikepancakes2368 6 месяцев назад
I knew this for a while now. That’s why I’m not eager on dating.
@Metaphix
@Metaphix 6 месяцев назад
This is why religions have it right when they push people to marry young and stigmatize divorce unless under extreme circumstances
@zedja71
@zedja71 6 месяцев назад
If a woman’s been with me for over a decade, she’d know better than to give me the “me vs PlayStation” ultimatum
@ShadowPhoenix82
@ShadowPhoenix82 6 месяцев назад
Exactly. When Shoe said that, I said out loud "Nah, ANY ultimatum, you choose the other thing. Period."
@KWifler
@KWifler 6 месяцев назад
My dad told me jokes that my mom used on him. He didn't know they were jokes. He only found out over a decade after she died. People can be that dense.
@ghin780
@ghin780 6 месяцев назад
One of my friends got divorced because his wife was crazy. She said he played video games too much. I was like, uhhh no... this dude plays for an hour once a week. How is that too much.
@Technoanima
@Technoanima 6 месяцев назад
​​@@ghin780Evolutionary. You're not allowed to have fun around your women (inc. daughters) if you're the bread winner. Why a man has to have their mancave to stay married.
@Dinofly4
@Dinofly4 6 месяцев назад
@@Technoanima you're supposed to be grinding to support a woman 24/7, if you're having time to yourself it's bad
@Aeternum_Gaming
@Aeternum_Gaming 3 месяца назад
my ex wife- her father prevented her from *EVER* seeing her mother till she turned 18. so she did the same to me when she divorced me, took my house, car, alimony, child support. now our son is 18, he intends to do it to his future g/f before she does it to him. welcome to modern dating. 3 generations of single parent families causing trauma, and ptsd for no reason other than spite.
@qoph1988
@qoph1988 13 дней назад
What da fuq man jeez
@user-iz7fu2dp6q
@user-iz7fu2dp6q 12 дней назад
Top 10 revenges that went out of control.
@brandong7784
@brandong7784 4 дня назад
that is beyond fucked up i hope you can convince him to be a better man than that and break that cycle hopefully
@travisr3528
@travisr3528 10 дней назад
Oh my god she really didn’t tell the internet she was pregnant
@11jerans
@11jerans 6 месяцев назад
I dated a girl for 4 months only to get broken up with because her abusive ex boyfriend got out of jail and “still loved her”. Two weeks later she called me balling to let me know she was sorry, and that her abusive ex had knocked her around again and was on his way back to jail for drug possession. I almost, almost, like so close, took her back, but I managed to find the hang up button on my phone before my mouth opened and got me in trouble.
@chrismaxie2864
@chrismaxie2864 6 месяцев назад
Good job u deserve someone better
@merlin_the_great
@merlin_the_great 6 месяцев назад
@@chrismaxie2864 agreed
@kiriacord3046
@kiriacord3046 6 месяцев назад
many people are proud of you rn
@OergenSchmoergen
@OergenSchmoergen 6 месяцев назад
Dated a girl for a month or so in junior year, before she hit me with "I'm honestly waiting for my ex who's moving back to town". Like I was a damn placeholder smh. And honestly helps my morale to say she ended up dropping 12 more bodies before we graduated, and her ex never even looked her way again (Also he was a genuinely good person and we ended up becoming friends, initially through our mutual dislike of said girl). In all honesty you probably dodged a bullet, and learned a lesson in the type of person who isn't worth your time or effort
@Azazel-uv3sx
@Azazel-uv3sx 6 месяцев назад
@@OergenSchmoergen the good ending
@comepoopatmyhouse
@comepoopatmyhouse 6 месяцев назад
Answer: “No”
@No.00000
@No.00000 6 месяцев назад
Women ☕
@Fl00fN00dle
@Fl00fN00dle 6 месяцев назад
@@No.00000hahahahaha☕️
@antisocialjusticewarrior2073
@antisocialjusticewarrior2073 6 месяцев назад
Men aren't either... if we're paying attention...
@peronkop
@peronkop 6 месяцев назад
​@@devinpaul9026same. My life is much better after I realized the "culture war" wasn't important.
@CBonduMiel
@CBonduMiel 6 месяцев назад
​@peronkop until it become important and you becoming a pariah because you won't follow the new rules
@Zhou-Bo-Tong
@Zhou-Bo-Tong 3 месяца назад
I've been married 5 years and within 2 weeks my 3rd child will be born. My younger brother wants nothing to do with woman despite being straight. My biggest L is similar where I actively avoided women. I have 4 sisters and they broke all the illusions about women. I realized that women could socially destroy a man for the most flippant and unstable reasons and the social power dynamics were dangerously unbalanced. I had so much nauseous anxiety around women I'd throw up on dates the rare times I tried. I threw up on my first date with my wife despite her being really sweet. At the time she thought it was just from eating exotic Taiwanese hotpot food like pig blood sweet rice cakes. Definitely weird, but I'm adventurous. She was really patient dealing with my anxiety which is why it worked out. Ultimately I've addressed my own anxiety issues at this point and I really love my family.
@The2984
@The2984 2 месяца назад
Glad it worked out for you man!
@smokingcrab2290
@smokingcrab2290 2 месяца назад
Damn she sounds like a good and supportive person. But I feel you dude. I think it's normal for all men to have at least some anxiety with women because tbh they're not worthy to be trusted. Finding a woman who is actually a well adjusted responsible and kind adult and doesn't maintain a facade or live purely out of their own self induced trauma is a very rare thing
@Zhou-Bo-Tong
@Zhou-Bo-Tong Месяц назад
@@smokingcrab2290 you get what you cultivate. Unfortunately society is mass cultivating damaged people. Let's do our best to improve the human potential around us.
@Zhou-Bo-Tong
@Zhou-Bo-Tong Месяц назад
@@florenbaron7111 definitely. My family is everything and is the best possible chance I have to improve the world.
@Max-needmoreenergydrink
@Max-needmoreenergydrink 2 месяца назад
Bruh that pc screen and TWO mini fridges setup is the dream
@smokyprogg
@smokyprogg 6 месяцев назад
Getting your sub gf to work out by framing it as BDSM is an absolutely galaxy brain move
@catsandalcohol99
@catsandalcohol99 6 месяцев назад
Yo that's some quantum level shit
@satyakisil9711
@satyakisil9711 6 месяцев назад
For the first time I'm proud of this species. I doubt any sentient being can do such a high iq move.
@headkicked
@headkicked 6 месяцев назад
He shouldn't have given away the plot though. Just say his taste changed and he's into something else now, get her to learn all kinds of new things!
@icu3869
@icu3869 6 месяцев назад
@@satyakisil9711It’s not high IQ to gain the cooperation and sacrifice of a partner for months, then instead of rewarding them, you humiliate them by revealing you tricked them with false pretenses. Or if their feelings don’t matter, exposing what a manipulator you are is still dumb.
@BS-jg7dy
@BS-jg7dy 6 месяцев назад
Women love dudes that play tricks and games because women play tricks and games. Despite claiming the contrary.
@jan050375
@jan050375 6 месяцев назад
my biggest L: i met a cute girl at a metal concert, we were inseparable all day, we took the bus home together when we found out we lived close to each other, i walked her home, she asked me if i wanted to come in for a coffee... it was the middle of the night, years later i really doubt she wanted to drink coffee. i just said "sorry i'm not into coffee" and walked home. i'm not mad that i lost out on sex, i'm mad because she could've been an amazing girlfriend.
@ViolosD2I
@ViolosD2I 6 месяцев назад
"Coffee? This late?" :D
@JoeBob189
@JoeBob189 6 месяцев назад
You are literally George Costanza
@SF-fb6lv
@SF-fb6lv 6 месяцев назад
I essentially did the same thing in very early college. She asked me in for coffee and I declined. What an idiot.
@en2p187
@en2p187 6 месяцев назад
I always say yes to everything for this reason. And no I will not lick peanut butter off your toes.@@SF-fb6lv
@Emppu_T.
@Emppu_T. 6 месяцев назад
Hot coffee mod
@mrnice1976
@mrnice1976 4 месяца назад
If you approach this as war as opposed to partnership you've already lost before you even started. 2 people will almost certainly achieve more working together than one person alone. 2 people working against each other will almost certainly achieve less.
@mamadoom9724
@mamadoom9724 3 месяца назад
👏 exactly! It seems like everyone is so defensive in relationships now. They act like everything is this big battle between men and women. It doesn’t make any sense to me.
@cobra29935
@cobra29935 2 месяца назад
Aw, but I really want to do it like desert storm
@mamadoom9724
@mamadoom9724 2 месяца назад
@@cobra29935 I know you want to but you’ve got to resist the urge 😅
@mrnice1976
@mrnice1976 2 месяца назад
@@cobra29935 Then stay single, for your own sake. Allowing someone into your life can destroy or build. If you know it is going to destroy it's better to be alone.
@cobra29935
@cobra29935 2 месяца назад
@@mrnice1976 i was just making a joke but true enough
@Gunzalo70
@Gunzalo70 2 месяца назад
I told a really hot girl once it was my birthday in my classroom with others, she said "i should wrap and tie myself up in a bow." I laughed and went to my next class
@AussieAmigan
@AussieAmigan Месяц назад
Ha, my first real girlfriend whom I'd yet to have sex with said to me "I'm going to give you a present for your birthday....Me.". I lamented...."I thought I already had you." thinking she was trying to get out of buying me a present. DumDumDumDum Dumb!!!
@onlyrealnumber
@onlyrealnumber 6 месяцев назад
Here's an L: I once told my best female friend I had developed feelings for her and thought we would make a great couple. I told her this at a small restaurant within earshot of several patrons. She started crying loudly. I was feeling a little confused and hurt and asked her why she was so upset. She said she "thought I was gay". I said I wasn't and she cried even louder. Unfortunately, I'm still not gay.
@jeremysmith4620
@jeremysmith4620 6 месяцев назад
You should keep at it. No sense in giving up on something everyone around you knows was meant to be. I'm sure that, with enough practice and commitment, you can be gay one day. Good luck out there!
@scottr291
@scottr291 6 месяцев назад
Everyone knows being gay is a choice bro, just flip the switch. Head is head after all
@Drazakhan_Dynasty
@Drazakhan_Dynasty 6 месяцев назад
I can top that. First serious girlfriend everything was going fine. Suddenly she ghosts me and I hear second hand she's breaking up with me. I'm very confused and hurt. I pestered her a bit until finally she texts back: 'look, I already have a p*ssy, I don't need another one.' I was a pretty sensitive and insufferable teenager so I would have probably done the same just without hurtful words.
@serendipityx
@serendipityx 6 месяцев назад
Didn't you know according to the Internet everybody has a little bit of gay in them. No one is truly straight. I would flip the switch 😂😂
@irregular_banana
@irregular_banana 6 месяцев назад
​@serendipityx being friends with women means you are a pussy, being friends with men means you are gay and having no friends means you are a loser
@RandomGreenFishPhone
@RandomGreenFishPhone 6 месяцев назад
"Men in captivity need to feel like they have a purpose, or else they die." As a man who does computer work, this one cut me to the core.
@anaa9245
@anaa9245 6 месяцев назад
Do you feel you have purpose with your computer work? Just curious.
@SmackyTheB3AR
@SmackyTheB3AR 6 месяцев назад
Yep, been in a tech job for a while. Very underwhelming. When I was fixing cars and emptying recycle bins I felt much more of a purpose (too bad those did not pay very well...).
@RandomGreenFishPhone
@RandomGreenFishPhone 6 месяцев назад
@@anaa9245 Not really, but it pays well. I used to do welding and machining work and felt a much greater sense of purpose.
@richardw2977
@richardw2977 6 месяцев назад
I'm a remote working software engineer who only leaves the house to buy groceries. So, I feel ya. Still, I laughed SO hard at this. As a man in captivity, I live for the moments when my wife asks me to do "man things." 😂
@Anxious_McStabby
@Anxious_McStabby 6 месяцев назад
Hello kindred spirit.
@JonathanLit
@JonathanLit 3 месяца назад
In middle school I asked a girl out and she said, “I guess so.” I went home and thought about that response a little more and cancelled the date the next day.
@nameunknown5106
@nameunknown5106 13 дней назад
Sounds like a W to me
@Lucyferbby
@Lucyferbby 3 месяца назад
my L as a man: Was at a bar with coworkers (blue collar worker) and I have made gym my personality at the time. Waiting at the bar for my drink slightly buzzed and a girl that I never met was next to me, is far more wasted but was fully capable of holding a sentence and to a degree able to think on her actions. She complimented my arms saying “do you workout? Cause your arms look beefy but hot beefy…can I bite into em?” I said sorry my b and walked to my coworkers
@resonancetides7196
@resonancetides7196 3 месяца назад
She was drunk, so you literally dodge the bullet.
@ntfoperative9432
@ntfoperative9432 2 месяца назад
Yeah that’s actually a W. Never indulge them when they’re drunk, they can never truly claim to be thinking clearly
@Evan345gdf
@Evan345gdf 4 месяца назад
That woman who forced the guy to be vulnerable and then left him for it is evil
@mesachicken
@mesachicken 4 месяца назад
Sometimes, trash take themselves out... why stop it?
@Evan345gdf
@Evan345gdf 4 месяца назад
@@mesachicken not sure how that applies
@counselorguy5481
@counselorguy5481 4 месяца назад
That's unfortunately going to be the response of many women.
@hunterdragon7210
@hunterdragon7210 3 месяца назад
@@mesachicken wow you’re evil
@eclipseRz
@eclipseRz 3 месяца назад
I know the feeling well
@jhartsf
@jhartsf 6 месяцев назад
I had severe depression in college, and the idea of anyone liking or being attracted to me was completely inconceivable. One year, a friend gave me valentine chocolate, and I turned her down because I genuinely thought she'd made a mistake. I didn't know how to deal with affection. I only found out a year later she had a massive crush on me and never told me. The L is that Depression stole my 20s from me. I'm 18 months from 40, and I finally have it in me to say "I am worthy of love," but dating in your late 30s is much, much harder, and my depression keeps trying to come back. It sucks. -_-
@peregrine9745
@peregrine9745 6 месяцев назад
Good luck mate o7 Single or not don't forget that you do have worth.
@artiscow
@artiscow 6 месяцев назад
Happy to hear you're in a better place, bud! Much love!
@DmGray
@DmGray 6 месяцев назад
Same boat mate. And you know that any date will come with baggage (and that is nobody's fault. I'm not one to hate on women bc they went through shit, but it makes things difficult. Not to mention kids. Lots of single moms my age) Recent first date was a "coffee date." Just over an hour chatting. Was nice, she's a terrific woman (40, i'm 39) but she remained distant throughout (was hoping for SOME sign of potential attraction, though I'm not the sort for first date kissing, a hug or affectionate touch is always nice) and she briefly talked about past relationships. Knowing she is processing trauma from a controlling ex will make building romance more difficult, bc I already don't pressure women... and now I'll be concerned to be forward at all. My LAST set of dates was pre covid, and after months of going out nothing happened. When she called me desperate for making a *single* double entendre I gave it one last chance, bought her a thoughtful gift and when it was CLEAR she had zero respect or affection for me (beyond somebody to hang out with when convenient) I stopped asking. She was a nice girl and I hope I left a fond memory... but honestly I can not understand why a woman would agree to date and then be incapable of even offering friendship. Can only offer solidarity. It sucks. We persist.
@tatemushroom1002
@tatemushroom1002 6 месяцев назад
That is me right now, ive never dated. Never will either.
@TrentonF505
@TrentonF505 6 месяцев назад
I’m almost done with my 20’s and I have nothing in my life. I attribute it to crippling anxiety and depression so I understand.
@talus0q964
@talus0q964 10 дней назад
Conclusion: no one is okay
@VikingPoodle
@VikingPoodle 13 дней назад
I guess you got us with that whole pregnancy thing. Congratulations! Mine is about to turn 2 - it flies by too damn fast.
@Tulemasin
@Tulemasin 6 месяцев назад
I think the most common L for me and most men is realizing that a woman was making hints for intimate engagement but we didn't pick up on it and realize it two moths later.
@hugorodriguez9508
@hugorodriguez9508 6 месяцев назад
Two months? I realized like 5 years later
@karoltakisobie6638
@karoltakisobie6638 6 месяцев назад
Yea, make that "years" and I found out from someone else. Mind blown
@xiii0722
@xiii0722 6 месяцев назад
Agree completely.
@WithoutForm911
@WithoutForm911 6 месяцев назад
But you did get two moths out of it. That's pretty cool. They're like goth butterflies
@Bennyboy1985
@Bennyboy1985 6 месяцев назад
Yeah bud see my comment I just posted earlier lol
@adamrad2220
@adamrad2220 6 месяцев назад
"Men in captivity need to feel like they have a purpose, or else they die" made me laugh out loud more than it should. I am a man who is on the computer all day, buried in Excel and other programs. And yes, it is actually very fulfilling to be able to do things for others like open jars and fix things.
@BeckyEnchanted
@BeckyEnchanted 6 месяцев назад
I really want a guy like that lol.
@Littletime839
@Littletime839 6 месяцев назад
I'm an IT guy. In summer my wife asked me to make her 5 garden planters. I didn't want to do it, we argued, I relented. Eventually though I really enjoyed doing it, I did a great job and got a new power tool.
@Jacen436987
@Jacen436987 6 месяцев назад
@@Littletime839 the new power tool is just icing on the cake. you can buy something you might not really need but..
@FreakazoidRobots
@FreakazoidRobots 6 месяцев назад
Whenever a woman asks me to open a jar, I just strut up to her and say in my deepest most manly voice, "I've got this."
@CryptoManSam20
@CryptoManSam20 6 месяцев назад
Data Scientist here. I felt that comment pretty heavy as well.
@lordhuntington5704
@lordhuntington5704 10 дней назад
"The Internet will never know when I'm pregnant" said the pregnant woman
@GuyRunning-nm2so
@GuyRunning-nm2so 14 дней назад
idk why I thought the first thing she would say is "War. War never changes."
@Tom_Book
@Tom_Book 6 месяцев назад
"And now men are afraid of speaking to us." Yes, yes absolutely. It is not worth getting our name dragged on social media, risking our career, and adding further shame to the already unpleasant feeling of being rejected. Everytime we hear women in our lives (friends, family) mention having been approached by a man, it is depicted as an extremely horrible experience. I would hate to become the villain from those stories.
@clanghampton7158
@clanghampton7158 6 месяцев назад
Don't worry, you're also the villain for not approaching girls too. (She gave you a very obvious 'fuck me' signal by glancing at you for 0.534 seconds longer than she normally does the men she isn't attracted to)
@pauls5745
@pauls5745 6 месяцев назад
yeah nobody wants to be labeled as the guy that was hitting on her. "Can you believe that guy actually tried to hit on me?" as she talks to her friends.
@ZiddersRooFurry
@ZiddersRooFurry 6 месяцев назад
Have you ever thought to maybe ask the women in your life how best to approach them in order to avoid making a woman feel uncomfortable? I mean...ever? Pretty easy to figure out.
@clanghampton7158
@clanghampton7158 6 месяцев назад
@ZiddersRooFurry Because women always tell the truth about what they desire men to do? Did you miss the part of the video where they beg men to be vulnerable and then immediately lose attraction when the men do what they asked for???
@Cookiekeks
@Cookiekeks 6 месяцев назад
@@ZiddersRooFurry Don't do that, they'll lie to you. Don't ever listen to a women on dating advice.
@ryanpolk9333
@ryanpolk9333 6 месяцев назад
My L: Asked a deaf girl on a date to see a movie. She was really good at reading lips and watched movies regularly, no issue there. The L comes from me not looking into the movie we ended up seeing, which was V for Vendetta. A solid two-thirds of that movie's dialog come from behind a mask. Also it was amazing and I only realized the issue near the end of the movie.
@-Zer0Dark-
@-Zer0Dark- 6 месяцев назад
I'm imagining the introductory "It is my very good pleasure to meet you, and you may call me V" monolog, and her just wondering why this weird man in the mask is waving his arms around and twitching. 😂
@fr0mdVst
@fr0mdVst 6 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣
@Redasurc
@Redasurc 6 месяцев назад
Oh noooo 😭😭😭
@user-xz6qc5ej2r
@user-xz6qc5ej2r 6 месяцев назад
Few issues bud. Lip reading doesn't really.. work? NOt for axctually fully deaf people. nayve hard of hearing, but those people can MODSTLY still hear - just not well. secondly, there's movies with CLOSED CAPTIONING> in fact, uh literally any movie theater has these. some offer glasses for the deaf patron to wear, which give ONLY THEM captions, so nobody else in the theater has ot be disturbed to accomodate them. thirdly, the movie provides subtitles for the masked up parts? At least the one I went to, did.
@ryanpolk9333
@ryanpolk9333 6 месяцев назад
@user-xz6qc5ej2r Dunno what you want me to tell you dude, I didn't interrogate her to determine if she was lying about being able to read lips / watch movies after she said she could.
@Abysmal_Phantom
@Abysmal_Phantom День назад
An L of mine: Asked a girl out from the gym, went on a 2hr walk. Two days later talking about going out again, she tells me she had plans with her bf, but maybe next week.. Two weeks later talking to a friend at the gym; he also asked her out, but she told him she had a bf right away...
@katanabluejay
@katanabluejay 14 дней назад
7:23 Anyone else back here now that Shoe had a baby?
@nameunknown5106
@nameunknown5106 13 дней назад
she did?
@TotalCruiserBabe
@TotalCruiserBabe 8 дней назад
​@@nameunknown5106 yeah, check her recent posts here
@Josetorres-kx1ns
@Josetorres-kx1ns 8 дней назад
Lmao hello
@GreyGreenGod
@GreyGreenGod 6 месяцев назад
I once had a girlfriend who broke up with me. I tried to convince her out of it for like an hour. At the end of the hour she said “why won’t you respect me and my decision and let me leave?” so I left her alone because I respect her. A week later she came back mad at me because I didn’t fight for her.
@GreyGreenGod
@GreyGreenGod 6 месяцев назад
Got to the end of the video. I’m supposed to post an L. I took her back afterwards.
@woodyhorton8537
@woodyhorton8537 6 месяцев назад
@@GreyGreenGod oooffff i feel for you on that one
@cubicinfinity2
@cubicinfinity2 6 месяцев назад
This is weird.
@joshtiscareno1312
@joshtiscareno1312 6 месяцев назад
Women DO actually do this. Then again, they also sometimes break up with you to get with somebody else and then come crawling back when that gambit doesn't pay off.
@AMabud-lv7hy
@AMabud-lv7hy 6 месяцев назад
women amirite fellers xD
@TomH2681
@TomH2681 6 месяцев назад
"Men in captivity need to feel they have a purpose, or else they die" Dang... Shoe understands us better than we understand ourselves.
@LilNewo
@LilNewo 6 месяцев назад
Feel sorry for you youngins that you have been so fkd over by the lefts brainwashing that you dont even know that about yourself.
@markverani5088
@markverani5088 6 месяцев назад
No, it isn't. History mostly records evidence of the contrary.
@spycedezynuk
@spycedezynuk 6 месяцев назад
@@markverani5088Tf ?
@BIZaGoten
@BIZaGoten 6 месяцев назад
Yeah that line hit hard and it's 100% correct.
@markverani5088
@markverani5088 6 месяцев назад
@@BIZaGoten Men in captivity are kept alive by hope that gives them purpose outside the goals of the captor. When the purpose is only what the captor provides, they become husks and automatons. Take a closer look at the history of slaves in the US or husbands who feel trapped and dejected.
@dr11azazel
@dr11azazel 4 месяца назад
just discovered this channel and I loved it, it's literally like we've been friends and hang out for such a long time that even my grandma doesnt remember when did it start
@skylerloggins4902
@skylerloggins4902 3 месяца назад
Shoe on head is good I highly recommend her content.
@hawkshot867
@hawkshot867 3 месяца назад
15:35 Is that a fit girl with a sense of humor?! Wait! WAIT! SHOE GO BACK! GIVE HER MY NUMBER!
@gavinvick3592
@gavinvick3592 6 месяцев назад
“Men need a purpose while in captivity or else they die” 😂😂 as a man, this is so true and hilarious
@Nobleheart111
@Nobleheart111 6 месяцев назад
Hits a little too close to home for my taste.
@Jeed92
@Jeed92 6 месяцев назад
Yea she knows men better than me and I am one. Wtf? Its like spacemen come down on earth to teach us how to do agriculture. Thats how I felt after hearing it. Shes on another lvl
@Avalanchanime
@Avalanchanime 6 месяцев назад
Hell yeah 🍻
@Christian021R
@Christian021R 6 месяцев назад
@@Jeed92 She's not on another level. If you do even the slightest research on male suicide, you will quickly come to the conclusion that a primary reason for men killing themselves is the lack of a purpose.
@darealrulezbreaker9493
@darealrulezbreaker9493 6 месяцев назад
this is gold 🤣
@ghostwiththemost6881
@ghostwiththemost6881 6 месяцев назад
As a man who constantly takes dating L’s I see this vid as an absolute win
@MR-backup
@MR-backup 6 месяцев назад
Bro, you're dating: You're drowning in W's.
@superroboguy998
@superroboguy998 6 месяцев назад
@@MR-backup dating seems good, but it can be very mentally painful and difficult to maintain, and you can end up worse off than when you started sometimes. it's not all roses and smiles, sometimes it's never that.
@E3T7
@E3T7 6 месяцев назад
@@superroboguy998But in the end it’s worth it. Remember, the hardest things in life bear the most fruit. But you have to work for it and continue to water it
@ninjacats1647
@ninjacats1647 6 месяцев назад
@@E3T7 Life is not as mechanical as you think it is. Simplifying life into "put in work, get results" fails to consider the levels of nuance that is necessary to make said work achieve results.
@dmtaboo_truth7052
@dmtaboo_truth7052 6 месяцев назад
@@ninjacats1647 Sometimes you can put in all the hard work and just be unlucky.
@rirked-8
@rirked-8 5 дней назад
10:02 Note: All (or almost all, maybe without the crust) Italians eat every single slice of a pizza alone (infact we order 4 pizza, 1 for each person)
@stevenneice6720
@stevenneice6720 3 месяца назад
My high-school crush was fighting with her boyfriend and came to my place to hang out. I was to nervous to talk to her so I started drinking. A glass of vodka later I was to drunk to catch any of her hints. She left shortly after, got back with her boyfriend and now they're happily married.
@disruptiveimagination8166
@disruptiveimagination8166 Месяц назад
That twat was willing to cheat, good on you for not humouring her attempt
@Ghost01702
@Ghost01702 6 месяцев назад
I was once dating a girl who said she didn't care about Valentines Day and it was stupid, but then proceeded to get mad at me when I did nothing for her on Valentines Day 😐
@KlodFather
@KlodFather 6 месяцев назад
I was that dumb a few times. As the nazis would say "You will be severely punished!" And be certain I was LOL. I did get even. And I was punished again. Its an art that must be mastered.
@domm5715
@domm5715 6 месяцев назад
like shoe said... dont ever believe when gyal say ish like that dawg...they always care...every time
@HunterofWaifus
@HunterofWaifus 6 месяцев назад
I had a gf in high school that said the same thing. Luckily I ignored what she said and gave her a bear with a sombrero and a big box of chocolates. She was super happy for a week. Funny/fucked up that ignoring what she said made her happy.
@TheParez
@TheParez 6 месяцев назад
It's showing that you actually give a shit. Trust me, I know as another human being with his own problems + being diagnosed with ADHD from childhood; keeping contact with your loved ones is a chore (well, actually a fcking hard thing to do when you have to cope with real life at the same time as well. Google spoon theory autistm.) And if you don't have an ADHD or don't belong to any kind of autistic spectrum, ask your ADHD or autistic friend; I m sure they can broaden your viewpoint.@@HunterofWaifus
@Richard-Monssen
@Richard-Monssen 6 месяцев назад
Hahaha try having a birthday on Valentines day! Previous GF's always said let's celebrate your birthday - proceeds to only care about getting spoilt and never even given a happy birthday!
@jblen
@jblen 6 месяцев назад
I began writing my L story but then I realised it doesn't need to be seen by anyone and that's what separates me from these people.
@Heyjude702
@Heyjude702 6 месяцев назад
W
@m4x927
@m4x927 6 месяцев назад
Dew it...
@YouaNumbahOneRacist
@YouaNumbahOneRacist 6 месяцев назад
Oh sure, make _me_ feel like a dipshit.
@earthbind83
@earthbind83 6 месяцев назад
Good choice.
@voided_sun
@voided_sun 6 месяцев назад
I backspaced it too
@Charles_hodges
@Charles_hodges 4 дня назад
Here’s a win: A girl in Highschool befriended my brother to try to get with me, and some how got me to try and teach her how to play the violin..? Anyway she eventually confessed her feelings for me and I turned her down… Years later we reconnected and are now married with 1 beautiful baby boy, and another on the way.
@spencerpearson1321
@spencerpearson1321 9 дней назад
So this was her actually telling us she was pregnant. got it.
@scopezz9811
@scopezz9811 6 месяцев назад
I got a girl through her finals, convinced her parents to let her buy a gaming pc, built the aforementioned gaming pc, provided her shelter when her mother nearly threw her out of the house, just to be left with the words 'you didn't do enough' and for her to go to the guy I was suspicious of in her friendgroup. I take that as a W because I am not with someone like that anymore
@natebeal18
@natebeal18 6 месяцев назад
Nah that's an L. Same thing basically happened to me. Yea I am glad that toxic bitch is gone, but it is far from a W for me.
@Cooldude-ko7ps
@Cooldude-ko7ps 6 месяцев назад
Yeah.
@brandonmcalpin9228
@brandonmcalpin9228 6 месяцев назад
Idk man. Sounds like you’ve got a faulty red flag scanner. The red flags were there, you just didn’t see it. I’m assuming the dad isn’t around? That’s always the case with women like her.
@-Believeinyourself-
@-Believeinyourself- 6 месяцев назад
@@brandonmcalpin9228bro wrote one comment on one random post on a random video on some social media platform on the internet and you think this absolutely microscopic piece of information in the entirety of his life and this relationship is enough evidence to make the conclusions you just did. Turn it around on yourself and ask if that would be enough knowledge for a complete stranger to do with your life. Go outside and touch some grass
@MrDisembodiedVoice
@MrDisembodiedVoice 6 месяцев назад
Bro did you at least keep the PC?
@BeTheSpecial
@BeTheSpecial 6 месяцев назад
Once, I nervously approached a kind of cute quirky girl just to give her a compliment, but got so flustered in just talking to her that when she asked "So what are you doing later?" I LITERALLY TOLD HER WHAT I WAS DOING LATER She was like, "Oh, ok, cool" and I left quickly
@jeanperdsmesbras5720
@jeanperdsmesbras5720 6 месяцев назад
uh what's the problem here ?
@Orange_Swirl
@Orange_Swirl 6 месяцев назад
Hahaha lol
@Brandwein42
@Brandwein42 6 месяцев назад
@@jeanperdsmesbras5720 Opportunity to hang out with the girl, maaaaaybe. But to think of that in the moment is hard when the anxiety hits.
@sweebos
@sweebos 6 месяцев назад
So what were you doing? 🤔
@HeraldOD
@HeraldOD 6 месяцев назад
@@sweebos we must know
@quinndirks5653
@quinndirks5653 14 дней назад
My biggest L: women smile at me all the time, kinda like they want me to come over and strike up a conversation, but I don't know what to say so I just smile back. I've been single for 10 years now. In all that time, never has a woman just told me that she wanted to go out with me, or just at least tried to make conversation with me... If one did that, it'd sure take the pressure off of me.
@MetulManiac
@MetulManiac 3 дня назад
I'd been friendzoned so often in my life a girl was basically giving me directions to her cooter and I was stuck in friendzone mentality so hard I didn't see the signs.
@user-wl4yt1dn6z
@user-wl4yt1dn6z 6 месяцев назад
If a woman ditches you for ASKING WHAT SHE WANTS then it's for the best, it's like trash taking out itself, you don't need her in your life
@harrymon0
@harrymon0 6 месяцев назад
This is bad advice if we're talking about a first date. It's good advice if you're already in a relationship with her.
@TheAsmileXD
@TheAsmileXD 6 месяцев назад
I think you didn't understand the video. Women don't know what they want so you can't give them a choice.
@Moon0525_
@Moon0525_ 6 месяцев назад
@@TheodoreChin-ih7xz yes, some of us really out here work in black-and-white literal thinking. So when we say no, we mean no. When we say yes, we mean yes. When we say maybe, we mean maybe. And we will also tell a man exactly what we want, when we want it, how we want it, and be extremely clear about that. I dislike anyone - man or woman - who is passive aggressive and doesn't say what they mean (or plays guessing games where they expect you to read their minds.) My mother is a huge 'I shouldn't have to ask you, you should know based on how I'm feeling' time and istg the fights we have over it.
@Moon0525_
@Moon0525_ 6 месяцев назад
@@TheodoreChin-ih7xz see, I like that. I like men who don't play guessing games, don't like guessing games, and want women who don't do guessing games. It makes life a helluva lot easier. Plus when I look back, I made the "first move" by blatantly asking for what I wanted, and they made the "official first move" by doing the action. (Eg asking to be kissed so they kiss me.) I genuinely don't know why women would want something else other than they've watched one too many episodes of Riverdale.
@user-wl4yt1dn6z
@user-wl4yt1dn6z 6 месяцев назад
@@Moon0525_ please marry me
@Olfan
@Olfan 6 месяцев назад
"Men were built for war and hunting […] I don't care if you could open the jar yourself, give it to him. Men in captivity need to feel like they have a purpose, or else they die." I love you, shoe, you really get us.
@eljefe4258
@eljefe4258 6 месяцев назад
I was built for war and hunting... and you're about to be on the receiving end of that@@anonymousone6075
@triggerhappytexen3429
@triggerhappytexen3429 6 месяцев назад
Yes
@dax8753
@dax8753 6 месяцев назад
thats made me feel better I cant take the lids off anymore and feel a nuisance asking
@flyingfetus4364
@flyingfetus4364 6 месяцев назад
I don't really get it. I'm ok with smoking joints and studying for college, I don't need to be performing some use and shi lol.
@jd8184
@jd8184 6 месяцев назад
No you dmfk, if men were built for war then ptsd, depression, suicide wouldn't all be drastically higher for men who were in wars. This comment reads as some lost kid trying to find purpose and then gets tricked by th recruiter into becoming a grunt in the marines and then gets obliterated the first time they step foot in combat
@Lord_Dillinger
@Lord_Dillinger 13 дней назад
I have not truly laughed with a RU-vid creator, until today! Thank you!
@BenRobinson1974
@BenRobinson1974 4 месяца назад
I love you Shoe, never stop!
@imran8880
@imran8880 6 месяцев назад
"I am afraid we have Metoo-ed, a little too close to the sun" I love this quote more than I should
@bastiancole3565
@bastiancole3565 6 месяцев назад
Giving a "Me or the Hobby" ultimatum will almost always end up in the man taking the hobby. She's clearly willing to end a relationship over it, so major red flag.
@weaselwolf8425
@weaselwolf8425 6 месяцев назад
Ong. Pick a control freak who likes mind games or pick a little fun box that let's you play with the homies or play solo campaigns. Like why even ask. 🤦🏽‍♂️
@TrimensionG
@TrimensionG 6 месяцев назад
yeah sh0e reacted to it as if it was the physical PS that was the prize here, if you know these cases you immediately know its not the physical appliance but the notion of gaming as a hobby that these ultimatum givers are trying to snuff out.
@WeWudDieJusToLive
@WeWudDieJusToLive 6 месяцев назад
Yes, I’ve never threatened my Fiancés PC. The first time I told him he has a legit problem with it he got really emotional and thought I was going to take it away. I was like absolutely not, I’m trying to meet you in the middle and help you divide up your time better. You cant put off all house responsibilities because you need over 6hrs on the computer every night. It’s not healthy. It got better after four years, but ultimatums defiantly don’t get to the root of the problem.
@nicolevose3066
@nicolevose3066 6 месяцев назад
If someone makes you choose between them and someone else, choose the person who did not make you choose.
@Cdre_Satori
@Cdre_Satori 6 месяцев назад
Kinda L to realise all those years amount not even to PlayStation
@csmith7404
@csmith7404 2 месяца назад
This video was utterly horrifying. Great job. Absolutely subscribing.
@MoontownMoss
@MoontownMoss 2 месяца назад
I was outside a gig having a smoke and a girl came up to me and said "You have amazing hair". I just said thanks and smiled and that's the end of the story, but that was 15 years ago and I still think of the compliment every so often.
@davidfraser2946
@davidfraser2946 6 месяцев назад
my biggest W is that i convinced a woman that i'm not a depraved maniac. 4 kids and 27 years in and she still hasn't figured it out.
@nontoxic9960
@nontoxic9960 6 месяцев назад
LOL
@FringeWizard2
@FringeWizard2 6 месяцев назад
Weird as a normal man I have to try and convince women that I'm actually a depraved maniac to get them to care about me at all.
@jer3887
@jer3887 6 месяцев назад
Score!
@pussydestroyer69285
@pussydestroyer69285 6 месяцев назад
Lmaoo
@nukeputin420
@nukeputin420 6 месяцев назад
​@@FringeWizard2Except the news is full of depraved male maniac murderers so...
@zanehanson5579
@zanehanson5579 6 месяцев назад
My worst L was spending an entire day with my crush but was too scared to make a move. Hiked in the bluffs, nice dinner, all of it. Went back to her dorm, she showered and curled up next to me still in her towel. Finally, she turned my head, kissed me, and said "My God Man, read the room!" I was just trying to not make her uncomfortable in case she didn't like me back :(
@JohnWick-rh1zz
@JohnWick-rh1zz 6 месяцев назад
Hopefully you finally read the room
@Bacontruffle
@Bacontruffle 6 месяцев назад
common man so blind he needs the girl to brail "I like you dumbass" on her boobs and physically force his hands on there and then probably still go "I dunno man, maybe she loves me as a friend" jokes aside, lucky you my dude, and don't give up. Women do appreciate it when you show you're really working on understanding her better
@EldenRingBuildsArchive
@EldenRingBuildsArchive 6 месяцев назад
Aww, that’s actually adorable
@pingeee
@pingeee 6 месяцев назад
@@Bacontruffle lol sounds like some shit out of an anime
@etinloki
@etinloki 6 месяцев назад
Any updates?
@CodyTravers_
@CodyTravers_ 2 месяца назад
That “warsh me holes” shit had me laughing out loud. I don’t even know what I would do if a shorty told me that.
@devx-1272
@devx-1272 3 месяца назад
17:24 😧 I don't think I've ever had my attention grabbed so firmly after saying "listen" then popping all 10 fingers, Forward and Backwards off the dome🤯 that has to be a trained skill
@krenzzie7290
@krenzzie7290 6 месяцев назад
"Men in captivity need to feel like they have a purpose or else they die" is so real thank you for this quote.
@user-zn4pw5nk2v
@user-zn4pw5nk2v 6 месяцев назад
If it's hard on you, flee from captivity, you can get a divorce over mental abuse.
@joka_jinx
@joka_jinx 6 месяцев назад
Ken behavior
@BobbyCroseBewler
@BobbyCroseBewler 6 месяцев назад
​@@joka_jinx🤡
@Roger-fs5yo
@Roger-fs5yo 6 месяцев назад
Not all of them will die. The strongest one's will make they own purpose, which usually involves violence👌
@Room-wv1pd
@Room-wv1pd 6 месяцев назад
​@@Roger-fs5yoThen they go to Prison 😀
@irisamanda3922
@irisamanda3922 6 месяцев назад
As a women I’m so glad that I married my husband 20 years ago. I cannot imagine dating these days.
@ryzikx
@ryzikx 6 месяцев назад
how many women are you?
@randobad
@randobad 6 месяцев назад
I don't believe it exists anymore, at least not in the traditional sense.
@cstefalen15
@cstefalen15 6 месяцев назад
@@ryzikx 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ancientslav4863
@ancientslav4863 6 месяцев назад
After all the crazy woke shit started, girls saying they need 6.2 foot, 6 figures, saying they are a 10 even if they are obese, think body count doesnt matter - To men, it sure does! To us, women with high BC are hoes. To women, men with high BC are experienced players... after the feminism, the metoo sht, the pronoun shit, the safe spaces, the activism shit etc I dont even look at women....fuck that
@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad
@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad 6 месяцев назад
If I became single again I don't think I would get married again. Not worth the risk
@SevenDelta
@SevenDelta 2 месяца назад
Love your content! Lots of depth and witty humor.
@nicksothep8472
@nicksothep8472 14 дней назад
I only found this today. Please make more! Always been a fan, but this made laugh quite a lot 👍🏻🖤🏴‍☠️
@stevenkraft8070
@stevenkraft8070 6 месяцев назад
God bless Shoe for trying to bridge the gap between men and women by posting their varied romantic failures!
@FazeParticles
@FazeParticles 6 месяцев назад
the below average attractive people need to date each other and stop chasing people who will never take them seriously other than for recreation.
@chukyuniqul
@chukyuniqul 6 месяцев назад
​@@FazeParticlesman you gonna mald when a woman you're really, REALLY into leaves you for the runner-up to the danny devito impersonation contest (first place was the man himself). Bruh I'm anywhere from homely to average-looking and so many girls, even those way outta my league, got interested just because I am engaging to listen to. Charisma isn't about being pretty, it's about being able to enrich with your presence.
@timtbone8187
@timtbone8187 6 месяцев назад
@@chukyuniqul good one uggo
@undeadwarrior88
@undeadwarrior88 6 месяцев назад
@@chukyuniqullmao cope
@tromboner6061
@tromboner6061 6 месяцев назад
fr..what a W elder sister responsible empath energy she has
@GeoffreyVonbargen
@GeoffreyVonbargen 6 месяцев назад
"Men in captivity need to have purpose or else they die" This is the most hilarious true thing.
@cristinabivins2240
@cristinabivins2240 6 месяцев назад
It's almost like listening to Jordan Peterson 🤯😂
@somethingedgy2185
@somethingedgy2185 6 месяцев назад
Why is it funny?
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 6 месяцев назад
son, you ever been to a turkish prison?
@socialrejects2930
@socialrejects2930 6 месяцев назад
​@@somethingedgy2185its funny because its true 😂 bit sad innit?
@DefinitelyNotAMachineCultist
@DefinitelyNotAMachineCultist 6 месяцев назад
@@manboy4720 What about them pa?
@tulsatrash
@tulsatrash 3 дня назад
Same thing with taking photos and it letting you quickly and easily pick what folder you want to put it in instead of just dumping it in the camera folder.
@JoeyVegas13
@JoeyVegas13 2 месяца назад
You're an absolute breath of fresh air 😂❤
@aronharrington
@aronharrington 6 месяцев назад
Realizing later that a cool girl was showing interest in me while I was too spaced out to notice is always one of the worst feelings.
@badwolf3618
@badwolf3618 6 месяцев назад
Nah dude, you don't need to feel bad for that. People like to shame men for not picking up on women's subtle signals, rather than shame women for not being direct and honest with what they want. If she was actually a "cool girl" who would have made a good partner, she would have been more direct and straight-forward with you. If anything, you dodged a bullet.
@brusso456
@brusso456 6 месяцев назад
you do realize that every man has that happen to them like 10 times. and they did not even notice.
@vergillives9890
@vergillives9890 6 месяцев назад
@@brusso456 when walking by and looking is apparently a subtle hint
@mtsEnrique
@mtsEnrique 6 месяцев назад
Met up with a girl from high school like 10 years after graduation. She admitted she had a big crush on me and when i asked her why she didn't say anything she told me " I would tell you that I liked your jacket" to be fair, it was a pretty sweet jacket.
@badwolf3618
@badwolf3618 6 месяцев назад
@@mtsEnrique fucking women..... She actually thought complimenting your jacket was a clear signal. No wonder they keep ending up dating/marrying the worst dudes. Only the worst dudes would be egotistical enough that their jacket being complimented means that the girl likes them. It's almost as if women are seeking out egotistical men and that's why they continuously fail to find the right men
@Goth_Kitten22
@Goth_Kitten22 6 месяцев назад
MY Biggest L? Believing the shit I was taught as a kid about how life would be when I grew up. Society ripped me off and I want my money back.
@Wilhelm4131
@Wilhelm4131 6 месяцев назад
Truest L there is
@asgardianprotector6917
@asgardianprotector6917 6 месяцев назад
Yeah I want my money back also
@nikobellic570
@nikobellic570 6 месяцев назад
I feel the same way, but if I want to be happy I need to stop blaming societal messaging, parents, siblings, friends and teachers from my childhood
@Theomite
@Theomite 6 месяцев назад
Fuck the money, I want the years and my youth back!
@asgardianprotector6917
@asgardianprotector6917 6 месяцев назад
@@Theomite I'd take money as a metaphor for your the years tbh but yeah. I want them back as well
@maskedqiu
@maskedqiu 2 месяца назад
12:05 OMG you just made me realize. This might be one of the major factors as to why games like Helldivers 2 are so successful
@NoFeckingNamesLeft
@NoFeckingNamesLeft 2 месяца назад
Why vidya in general is consuming the lives of most young men, there’s nowhere in the real world interested in making them feel useful.
@brettjohnson8355
@brettjohnson8355 3 месяца назад
Great content. It's like stand up comedy with social psychology.
@ProfSir1
@ProfSir1 6 месяцев назад
Suddenly being single forever doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.
@ognir66
@ognir66 6 месяцев назад
it isn't a bad idea Its AWESOME!
@DObscura-yi5es
@DObscura-yi5es 6 месяцев назад
FREEDOM
@Egg187
@Egg187 6 месяцев назад
If you are feeling lonely I recommend a pet.
@sumomaster5585
@sumomaster5585 6 месяцев назад
It is for we are social animals....
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 6 месяцев назад
Please don't isolate yourself... there are people out there who would love to get to know you. (I don't mean that in a creepy way smh)
@trumbogrumbo363
@trumbogrumbo363 6 месяцев назад
My biggest L was probably getting asked to a Highschool dance by a girl I really liked just to spend the entire thing avoiding her because I hated myself so much.
@jelleskates5003
@jelleskates5003 6 месяцев назад
I feel that 😢
@alephnull8377
@alephnull8377 6 месяцев назад
Same happened to me except I said no to both girls because I convinced myself they were rucking with me
@jameschapman4865
@jameschapman4865 6 месяцев назад
No one who hates themselves should be dating at all. No one is going to be able to 'fix' how you feel about yourself. I'm not one of those people who believes in 'you have to love yourself before you're ready to love someone else', most people don't. Those that do tend to be narcissist's. But you have to be content with yourself/happy enough at least. Hope you don't feel that way anymore, but if you do then that's something only you can repair
@mashpotatosauce3566
@mashpotatosauce3566 6 месяцев назад
🫂
@heik9108
@heik9108 6 месяцев назад
@@alephnull8377 I did the exact same thing the one time a girl showed interest in me. To this day I'm not even sure she wasn't messing with me.
@MJtheBemJay
@MJtheBemJay 13 дней назад
7:22 “the internet will never know when im pregnant” SHE WAS LITERALLY PREGNANT WHEN THIS WAS UPLOADED CONGRATULATIONS SHOE
@leo_jay2739
@leo_jay2739 16 дней назад
As a zoomer misunderstood definition of L. Needed skibidi toilet to clarify
@edwardk1441
@edwardk1441 6 месяцев назад
My biggest L was my first one. When I was 13 I met a cute girl in my neighborhood. I tried to flirt by telling her I liked her accent and asked her where she was from. She said "it's not an accent. I have a lisp." I was so embarrassed I just silently turned around and went home.
@cloudysensation8406
@cloudysensation8406 6 месяцев назад
lmao
@jrosse12
@jrosse12 6 месяцев назад
😭🤣
@izzyrazzbuffnik2326
@izzyrazzbuffnik2326 6 месяцев назад
Ah! She was probably from Castille in Spain ;-)
@ookami219odinswolf5
@ookami219odinswolf5 6 месяцев назад
​@@izzyrazzbuffnik2326lol bro you beat me to it
@cg3868
@cg3868 6 месяцев назад
I'm 42 and did this no less than 1 year ago.... Sigh.
@myblacklab7
@myblacklab7 6 месяцев назад
I found a girl and saved her life, but she ended up moving in with me and bossing me around all the time, even though I pay for everything. Sometimes she howls at 4 A.M. to wake me up, because she's bored. She has also torn up my blinds. Yes, she is a cat, and she is adorable, but still though.
@josueramirez7247
@josueramirez7247 6 месяцев назад
😆
@cdoublejj
@cdoublejj 6 месяцев назад
😁
@notalpharius2562
@notalpharius2562 6 месяцев назад
You get one like.
@thedeadmoneyallstars
@thedeadmoneyallstars 6 месяцев назад
She owns you now, deal with it 😂
@ceoatcrystalsoft4942
@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 6 месяцев назад
You can't claim saved because she got off drugs. That's not saving someone
@Bobby-wn5yr
@Bobby-wn5yr 12 дней назад
Trust me men aren’t hearing about the stalker girl and thinking ‘I could fix her’, they’re thinking ‘oh it’s Kate’
@steve_seguin
@steve_seguin 3 месяца назад
"men in captivity need to feel like they have a purpose, or else they die." That resonates with me to an unsettling degree.
@STEPHxCA
@STEPHxCA 6 месяцев назад
One time my coworker went on a date with a guy she said was really great but she turned him down immediately after. He responded with indifference and she later walked back on her decision only for him to turn her down because she seemed too indecisive. Her response to this was to try getting me to help her teepee his house to which I declined and told her “Well maybe you shouldn’t act stupid with guys you actually like.”
@jessemiller3108
@jessemiller3108 6 месяцев назад
Dude, she wanted you to teepee his house? Jesus...
@rameynoodles152
@rameynoodles152 6 месяцев назад
it's T.P. btw, not teepee... It stands for Toilet Paper, not a cone-shaped tent traditionally used by many native peoples of the Great Plains of North America.
@icqme8586
@icqme8586 6 месяцев назад
@@rameynoodles152 Thanks. I was picturing her moving into his backyard in a cone tent.
@darwinxavier3516
@darwinxavier3516 6 месяцев назад
@@icqme8586 NGL, I initially thought it was some new slang that involved a tent.
@sumomaster5585
@sumomaster5585 6 месяцев назад
@@darwinxavier3516 didn't get it, what's toilet paper doing there??
@SspepsiSs
@SspepsiSs 16 дней назад
my first relationship irl was a person who refused to dump out a dixie cup of orange juice i left out and everytime i went to their house they had a dixie cup of orange juice with gnats in it. their excuse was that it would take too much time and too many steps to do so. they had it right next to their bed for at least two weeks. i guess its my fault because i didnt drink all of it and left it there before i left that night but still, how hard is it to dump out a small dixie cup and put it in the trash before literal insects are infesting your room. we broke up a month later. (unrelated but that was one of my biggest "icks")
@paocut9018
@paocut9018 9 дней назад
Ho ho, I've been regretting this one for the last 5 years easily. I was at a friend's birthday party (I think I was 17 at the time) and there was this girl I didn't know with whom I ended up talking the whole night. My first ever all nighters was spent just chatting with her, and it was great. We had a great time, flirted a lot, and the next day, all my friends were teasing me about it. Me being a prideful and idiotic teen decided that I would show them! So I texted her saying that I actually wasn't flirting... The worst part is that I instantly regretted it and kept trying. We went out together more than a few times and we were really getting along. Then one day, on what I thought was a date, she told me she found a new boyfriend as an anecdote and then continued the conversation about the french revolution we were having... it felt like getting stabbed in the heart out of nowhere and I can't blame anyone other than me... 5 years later, we're still good friends and she's still with that guy. I still regret it to this day
@mgtowpia7298
@mgtowpia7298 6 месяцев назад
Once told a woman I was 5ft13in, she told me she wouldn't date anyone under 6ft.
@mysterymastermind175
@mysterymastermind175 6 месяцев назад
To be fair sounds like you dodged a bullet
@antviper135
@antviper135 6 месяцев назад
​@@mysterymastermind175 A dumb fucking bullet
@hainsay
@hainsay 6 месяцев назад
W!
@srather
@srather 6 месяцев назад
Would 6ft-1in work?
@karlmm8738
@karlmm8738 6 месяцев назад
😂
@edyslavico3761
@edyslavico3761 6 месяцев назад
In High School a pretty girl from another class asked for my number to "send me memes" and I coldly replied "Oh, that's not necessary" for no reason... still haunts me to this day
@indigoward4396
@indigoward4396 6 месяцев назад
LOL "I will not require any memes. Farewell." 🤣
@adamczubaszek9379
@adamczubaszek9379 6 месяцев назад
this...made me laugh much more than it should by any means
@andrewcarlson2178
@andrewcarlson2178 6 месяцев назад
Gawd. This is a fail on your dad's part. Did he teach you nothing about girls ?
@Linkophere
@Linkophere 6 месяцев назад
Dont worry im sure she feels that too lmao
@McShag420
@McShag420 6 месяцев назад
We've all fumbled in some ridiculously embarrassing way, all good.
@Kapcoh47
@Kapcoh47 3 месяца назад
A girl I had a crush on for years asked to leave a house party, so we could go to an empty house to do ecstacy. And I'm like "why we gotta leave to do that?"
@LTzEz03z
@LTzEz03z 2 месяца назад
@13:48 Finally brought that one home for me. Thank you.
@TheBuildKing
@TheBuildKing 6 месяцев назад
I dumped a girl on April Fools Day, she thought I was joking I had to convince her I was serious. I don't regret doing it. But I do regret not waiting until April 2nd.
@JDIASPRODUCTIONS
@JDIASPRODUCTIONS 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@ClintByrne
@ClintByrne 6 месяцев назад
Or March 31st Then you call her on April fool's and say April fool's!
@PossibleBat
@PossibleBat 6 месяцев назад
LMAO when I was young and stupid I made this same mistake. I’m Spanish and April Fools in Spanish culture is in December, so I left my boyfriend thrice. 28 of December (Spanish April fools), again on New Years, and then King’s day (Santa Claus day for Catholics lol). He thought I was joking the 3 times. I still cringe from not being able to realize those might have not been the best days to break up with someone, I guess I really wanted to break up with him xD to my defense I was 15
@Evabently1
@Evabently1 5 месяцев назад
"Men in captivity need to have a purpose or else they will die" is the single best quote I've heard all year.
@jantube358
@jantube358 4 месяца назад
There is something very true about it. Like look how economists are worried about single men not spending any money.
@TechReviewTom
@TechReviewTom 4 месяца назад
That's why they think they're alpha males because the term was born out of animals in captivity observed and labelled
@Verbatimorgish
@Verbatimorgish 4 месяца назад
true.
@seanmarshall5463
@seanmarshall5463 4 месяца назад
Or they start wars. Either option is not very good.
@jantube358
@jantube358 4 месяца назад
@chandllerburse737 statistic data says the opposite. Things like upgrading a PC once a year seem expensive but they aren't much compared to spending money in a relationship.
@Ghostwhite1014
@Ghostwhite1014 2 месяца назад
Loved the video! You are hilarious 😂
@ginnungagapabyss5639
@ginnungagapabyss5639 19 часов назад
The only massive L I had was a lady in my classroom having her friends ask me to hang out with them while she hid behind me without me knowing, and the friends started talking about how we would make for a cute could. I've been rejected because of my race several times (I understand we all have our types, but it never got to me.), so I've responded with “Oh, I'm not sure if she's into guys from my race.” right after that she revealed that she was behind me, by telling me her dating history with men of my race. The class was starting so we just left it at that, and nothing came out of it.
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