The Worst ✨Confidently Incorrect✨ Tweets 

I love when community notes drop the formality for the really crazy and stupid crap. The "what the fuck" on the bad women's anatomy is so fuckin funny.

My best friend is bi. She's married to man. She's still bi. Being in a heterosexual relationship doesn't change the fact that she's still queer.

24:33 I'm sorry, no. Queer women can marry men, queer men can marry women. OP could've been bi, pan, omni, ply, any orientation attracted to multiple genders, ace-spec, aro-spec, or trans. Their marriage to someone of a different gender does not mean they aren't queer. If I sound angry, it's at the community note writers, not Click. They wrote it in an intentionally misleading way, so I don't blame him for missing the issues with that.

2:51 While pr0n adiction is real, I suspect the original poster was referring to how certain religious fanatics are so "purity" driven that they call anyone who watches it at all, or a "normal" amount, as being addicted to it so they can guilt them, gain further control over them, etc. Those same people believe that self-fun is a major s3xual sin right up there with unaliving people. I've heard many mormons think like that.

Fun fact: there’s only one person in recorded history that’s been struck by a space rock and she lived! In 1954, a woman was taking a nap at home, and a meteorite crashed through her ceiling, landing on her thigh. She had a massive bruise, but was otherwise fine- the real problem started when her landlady decided that the meteorite belonged to HER because it was her property. 😅

Pr0n/sex addiction may be real, but within conservative/"purity" culture, there is SIGNIFICANT over/misdiagnosis used to justify/shame/"excuse" when men "get caught" watching ANY pr0n &/or cheating on their spouses/premarital or celibacy religious "expectations".

Actually... being in a heterosexual marriage doesn't stop you from being visibly gay. They could be Bisexual or in the closet. Although the wording doesn't quite hit for it, they could also be heterosexual and simply appeared to be visibly gay. So it's entirely possible they were denied service for being visibly gay.

24:45 she didn't say she was gay, she didn't mention she was part of it, but you can be in a heterosexual relationship WHILE being in LGBTQ because, for example, you can be bisexual, genderfluid, transgender, etc

ITS CLICK TIME EVERYONE!!!!

At this point I'm pretty sure the sword keeps getting in videos just so that it can be marked as a business expense.

I’m bisexual & I have been married to a man for over 20 years. I have had 4 long term relationships with women & a handful of short term relationships in that same time. My husband has not chosen to pursue a secondary relationship of his own. Being in heterosexual marriage doesn’t mean that you aren’t still bi.

24:50 did everyone forget that bisexual people exist???

me, a dutch person, watching people try their best to pronounce dutch:

The most confidentially incorrect thing I've seen is people saying socialized medicine(universal healthcare) raises doctor wait times. Even had someone confidently say that in Canada and the UK you have to wait 3 months to a year to see a doctor. I live in Canada I've never had to wait longer than a week to see a doctor for regular things and 2 hours for ER treatment. The only things that have longer wait times are elective procedures like plastic surgery that aren't vital to your health.

Just wanted to say as a bi person, the response to 24:23 bothered me. Bi erasure and all that. I don't know if they were straight or bi or whatever but saying they cannot be descriminated against for being queer because they’re in a heterosexual marriage just felt like a step backwards into saying everyone has to be homosexual or heterosexual. They didn't say they were a lesbian. Yes, they said "gay" but a lot of bi people will refer to themselves as gay when the specificity is irrelevant. I know it wasn't intended in a negative way but it bothered me regardless. Being in a straight relationship doesn't mean a bi person is no longer bi. They could be straight but we don't know and cannot or at least shouldn't automatically make that assumption. Edit: had referred to them using she/her pronouns but as was pointed out to me we don’t actually know

note that when police publications don't forwardly specify who did something, especially firing shots or anything violent, it almost always was just the police themselves that did it

The whole "it's on alibaba for $5" thing is tricky. Those sites (Alibaba, temu, shien, etc) will steal the photos and info from other companies and make a cheap rip-off version and sell it for significantly less than the real one. Some of them are dropshippers doing a ridiculous mark up. Some of them are victims of theft.

7:58 - Okay then.... 1 - Women are not Dysons. 2 - Sir, if you ever want to actually engage in The Naughties for realz, you're going to have to come up with a WAAAY better excuse for being too lazy to actively contribute anything to the process.

36:08 In case you don't know, Riley Gaines is campaigning against trans women taking part in women's sports, so her being transvestigated is extra ironic. (Then again, they did it with J.K. Rowling too at some point.)

With the groundhog post. He was actually stealing crops, the guy did place cameras to catch the culprit. The guy and his family decided to make a small garden specifically for the ground hog as he had made his home under the shed you see in the picture. He was also providing food as the groundhog in question found a mate and she had a baby under that shed.

You can also be gay in a "straight" marriage... I'm just as bisexual as I was before I married by husband and he is just as bi as vefore he married me lmao. "Visibly gay" could mean wearing pride merch or you have an androgynous look or even that you are a feminine man or a masculine women because so many people especially outside the lgbt community would base "Visible gayness" on a stereotypical look.

6:58 - 7:04 "Community notes, please. Please. The horse is already dead. You don’t have to blow it up, too." The way he delivered those lines made it extra funny.

I had a cat with diabetes. She was a spoiled brat too. Gave her shots twice a day. Sadly her kidneys gave out. She passed on pride... she was apparently actually a male... TRANS KITTY. I still miss her.

35:57 Viewers added context: The Click does, in fact, know what furry means.

As someone who is vegan, my cats do in fact eat meat. They're the main reason i wish lab grown meat was already being produced since it wouldn't have toxic extra shit that is generally in farmed animals (mercury in fish, arsenic in chicken). Also, if you do get a rabbit, carrots are treats, not food to them. Carrots are naturally very high in sugar! Bugs Bunny is a lie.

I can't believe the coal and peanut butter thing keeps popping up. Mythbusters tested that one. It involves microwaving the mixture. The result: It's a great way to destroy a microwave.

22:01 "blue eye" is directly translated from the Swedish "blått öga / blåtira", which is the equivalent of the English expression "black eye" (bruise around your eye). I found that kind of funny 😄

24:35 IDK if is a language barrier for me, but is important to remember: bissexual people exist, I can marry a man and still be bi/pan, I can marry a woman and not become a lesbian... Is confusing to me, because in English, specially in the USA people can use GAY for everyone that's NOT hetero, so I don't know if she meant LESBIAN or just BI but used gay like a "umbrella term". Bi people are still bi when in all types of relationships

My dog has recently become an alcoholic and won't stop eating rotting apples he finds all over the ground. He'll eat as many as he can until we have to wrestle him away from the trees. AA will not accept animals, please advise

Cool note: most oil isn't dinosaurs but masssive trees! During the carboniferous period (before dinosaurs), there were massive, and I mean MASSIVE trees and plants. So much oxygen in the air and no one eating them. So when they died they didn't decompose like they do now, they just sort of fell on top of each and got crushed into the earth. Trees are cool 😎

24:30 did the Click forget about bisexuals? because like, being in a heterosexual marriage doesn't negate being bi or pan. not to mention that straight people can be denied service because the business thinks they are gay. like being denied service has little to do with the person's actual sexuality since we don't all have out sexuality on our foreheads, its all about what the business assumes about the person and what the person displays unto the world. and being community noted and shared on reddit kinda increases the exposure of the post which like. for a post saying to be more supportive, this might not have been the best move on community note's part

Community notes generally try really hard to sound professional, so when they break character and just go "What the fuck" or something similar you just KNOW something wild and or fucked up is happening.

We need a poorly designed click 3D game with the main character being a Lara-Croft-esque click with his sword slaying racists, misogynists, homophobes and POSs and fills up his bingo

You can be gay and in a heterosexual marriage. Source: I'm a bisexual woman married to a bisexual man and we're both hella gay.

29:40 there's some moose that get drunk from berry bushes in my neighborhood every fall. Then they take naps

32:45 As an artist, I get message requests all the time from bots, and it's ALWAYS something along the lines of, "can you draw a portrait of my son/dog/cat? I'll pay you $300" My soul crushes a little every time I get one of those too, cause at first I always think it's someone requesting a commission.... But it's just a bot

I know it was in a past video! But click when you showed your rock collection, the white shiny one was called selenite! (I love rocks too, and it’s one of my favorite! 😋💚)

The first poster is referencing the fact that you can be diagnosed with "p-addiction" even if the only negative symptom is that it has an unhealthy emotional impact. They are missing two key things. 1. That criteria only applies to some people. Other people get the diagnosis because their addiction has gotten them fired, ruined their marriage, or even gotten them arrested. 2. If something has a serious negative impact on your emotions and you can't stop doing it then that definitely is a problem that might require treatment. I am a psychologist.

1:34 y'know, I saw somewhere saying that if you say something with enough hate, anything can be a slur, so if you say rizz with hate in mind, it can be a slur in theory, but I'm not sure how rizz can be used hatefully, lol

15:17 that is literally Aunt Marge from Harry Potter 3 the prisoner of Azkaban. She is not blood realeted to Harry and insulted him and his parent. Harry got angry and subconsciously used magic to blow her up.

What's sad is that there used to be amazing games on mobile and there's still some but they often get buried under the mountain of trash mobile games.

8:20 I love how the context doesn't even _try_ to explain what is wrong and just goes "what the fuck?" because no explanation is needed for a reasonable person to understand that vaginas don't have vaccuums inside of them.

25:03 I mean, technichally, cannons are not lethal! Same with firearms. It's the projectile that is lethal.

I want to comment on the post regarding the person talking about being visibly queer, getting harassment, and the community post noting how the person is in a hetereo marriage. While I wouldn't be surprise if the person is just lying about be queer for clout (and thus why they deleted their account), I would remind people that just because someone is in a hetereo relationship doesn't mean that they are straight. Sexualities like bisexuality and pansexuality don't just disappear when you're in a hetereo relationship after all. So I'm admittedly conflicted on this community note in particular because there's not enough information to know if the OP really did try to appropriate queerness or if people ended up abusing the community note feature to enact biphobia and what not. After all, there could be various reasons why the person deleted their account.

"The bar is really low" No, Click. Someone stole the bar. It's nonexistent.

What would rizz be a slur for and who would be allowed to use it what 😭

I'm kinda disappointed that the easter bunny community note didn't also go into how "transgenderism" isn't a real thing. I'm pretty sure it's a word made up by bigots to dehumanize trans people as an ideology rather than an identity.

34:57 It's true. I was pulling the groceries out of the car today and saw that my zipper had been down the entire time in a way that was not subtle at all. It would explain why things felt more socially awkward than usual.

15:26 Notice how the Police Office's tweet NEVER SAYS _who_ killed the dog. It doesn't say whether the dog was killed by the suspect, or any way otherwise. So now we're in the dark on whether the Police Department left that out to not look (as) bad, or if they thought it was too disturbing to mention. Oh, by the way... *_DO NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!!!_*

sun-gazing does releive eye deseases cause it makes eyes pointless to posses

I love how the editing makes it look like the fedora keeps suddenly materializing on his head when the incel energy becomes too strong

24:18 "femme presenting" leads me to believe they aren't cis. could be wrong

Don't.. head for the caves. You increase your chance of dying as not nearly all caves are safe, you could poke yourself, slip and fall, get stuck, get bit by a sick bat, drown or get stuck because of a regular expected flood etc. etc.

That post about the person being in a heterosexual marriage could have been bisexual, but got cyberbullied into deleting their account because they used the word gay instead of bisexual. It's super common for bi people to get a lot of bigotry for getting into a heterosexual relationship. They also specified that they were femme presenting, but didn't specify gender id. Sounds like it would be fair to assume this person could be non binary, and call themselves gay to avoid meaningless confrontations, which again leads to them being unfairly harassed for not being hyper specific about their gender and sexual orientation. Or it could have a random straight person pretending to be gay for likes. That's nothing to delete the account over though. I mean the overwhelming majority of lesbian porn is just gay for money. At least the tweet was attempting to foster awareness and acceptance. Either way relationship status doesn't determine sexuality and queer people can just call themselves gay even if they aren't strictly gay. Random people aren't just entitled to know your specific sexuality or gender identity or your relationship status. Sometimes you just be out there looking visibly gay. Not worth harassing people over.

37:00 [T]he idea of heterosexuality includes much more than just sex between a man and a woman. It actually encompasses a complex series of rituals that must be performed by people who are playing the correct roles. So if a man deviates from his assigned part in the approved bedroom activities, then according this very fragile view of heterosexuality he ceases to be straight. -Natalie Wynn, ContraPoints

Actually, Click, compulsive sexual behaviour disorder (CSBD) as an impulsive control disorder. But neither and the American Psychiatric Association's DSM-5 nor the DSM-5-TR recognize ompulsive pornography consumption as a mental disorder or a behavioral addiction. It absolutely was coined by various branches of the Christian church.

I saw my first neckbeard! As a cashier I was looking upon customers and one of them had a fedora, neckbeard and a bag with anime pins. These men aren't that common in my country so this event was like seeing a rare pokemon.

The microphone looks more and more traumatized with each passing video lol

19:50 to be fair the aliexpress one is probably a lower quality ripoff of the original product

32:37 I've seen this kind of weird mistakes on instagram posts a lot lately, and it can only be engagement bait. They'll mispell very stupid things, like saying "this CAR is so cute" in a cat video, write grammatical atrocities like "I WON'T to pet this dog so bad" instead of want, or use titles that are simply wrong on a basic comprehension level like this one in the video. If you check the comments, you'll see hundreds of people fervently correcting the mistake, insulting them for their stupidity, etc. The algorithm catches it as an active, engaging account and shares it everywhere. Since all publicity is good publicity for viral accounts, they couldn't care less if their massive reach is purely built on bait. Sad, but effective.

The "sex addiction isn't real" thing always ticks me off real bad. My husband is recovering from it, and we're not Christian and are both sex positive and basically don't have moral hangups about sex, but he was spending every moment of every day engaging in cyber sex with strangers and watching 🌽, spending a lot of money on it that we didn't have to spare, all while neglecting our relationship and treating intimacy with me like a chore to get me off his back. Since getting caught on the pure scope of it all, and entering therapy and sex addicts anonymous stuff has gotten ten million kinds of better. For the record, if he had just had a normal, healthy use of 🌽 and maintained a healthy level of relations with me, I would not have had an issue. It's just as destructive as any other addiction.

Petition for Click Academy to be a thing. With diplomas, download of course, teach us. Well don’t teach me, I’m old and very wise. Hey hire me, I can teach , hm🧐, arts? No, 🐇about furries! I know you cannot cover that subject.

23:39 i expect the dude who said the world is ending to actually have his phone in a cave and when he sees he has no signal he thinks everyone died and thers no more internet

A person being in an opposite sex marriage does not automatically mean that they are heterosexual or that they are not part of the LGBT+ community, because bisexual people exist and sometimes they get married to opposite gender partners. It doesn't make them no longer bi when they do, either.

LMAO the community notes Click reminded so much of Bruce Campbell in the Evil Dead. Just need to replace the sword with a chain saw hand.😂

21:20 For those that need to know this, pee is not stored in the balls. Here's how it actually works: Urinary System: Kidneys: Urine is produced in the kidneys, which filter waste from the blood. Ureters: Urine travels from the kidneys to the bladder through tubes called ureters. Bladder: The bladder stores urine until it is ready to be expelled from the body. Urethra: When you urinate, urine passes from the bladder through the urethra and out of the body. Male Reproductive System: Testicles (Balls): The testicles produce sperm and testosterone. They have nothing to do with urine storage or production. Conclusion: Urine is stored in the bladder, not in the testicles. The testicles are part of the reproductive system, while the bladder is part of the urinary system.

4:52 my husband and I are 8 years apart someone asked if we met in high school his response was no that be felony 😂 we met when I was in my late 20s he was in his early 30s just to be clear

*34:15** also, it’s from a fishing charter company, so they want people to be like “aww! so cute! I’ll book with them so I can see that in person and imagine it’s a friendly smile!”*

Confidentially incorrect is my favourite subreddit that you cover!!!! I was hoping you could do a bingo for it sometime? OMG CLICK LIKED THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

About 15 years ago I was at a mandatory meeting for unemployment at Arbetsförmedlingen and it was a guy trying to convince us to join Herbalife... IT WAS CONSIDERED MANDATORY BY THE SWEDISH GOVERNMENT TO ATTEND THIS MEETING TO CONTINUE GETTING UNEMPLOYMENT! He didn't like me because my dad was a professor in chemistry, and I kept saying his claims had no basis in science like he was trying to convince us.

My cat likes certain fresh veggies when my wife is cutting them off. Green Beans are a favorite. If I was more evil I would just film that and pretend like he isn't spoiled with wet food three times daily. 😅

34:03 - Fun fact: “Cheese” is a Latin loan word (caseum, cf. Spanish queso), as is “wine” (vinum, hence Italian/Spanish vino). Old English had Latin loan words already, some from the migration period, some as learned vocabulary for things and concepts important in the medieval world (grammar, science [as understood in the 800s], church).

Mobile game ads come in three major forms. FORM 1: Usually puzzle games, where an easy level is messed up by the "player" in the ad, prompting those watching the ad to think "how fucking stupid; that's easy" and downloading the game to prove it. FORM 2: Games that look great, with detailed characters and seemingly filled with action, only for you to start playing and it's a resource management sim. Ads usually feature sexily-clad women (think the sniper game with butt-jiggle dynamics) who either do not appear in the game or are a static image and do not feature in the gameplay. FORM 3: Those that have gameplay that is like shown in the ad, but each playthrough is littered with additional ads after each round (or even more frequently), while once you have done ONE thing, you either have to wait 30mins (or longer) to do something else in the game... or you can pay another £2.00 to unlock it RIGHT NOW. Scamming bastards.

Met my husband at 15. I don't think we could have met any younger to love him longer. In fact some days it's way too much if I'm honest. June 23 this year will be our 30th anniversary of being in each other's life.

Do not mess with the Sonic fans they will fact check you into oblivion

16:11 I've watched a video on the ground hog, it DID steal the crops and eat it at the camera. The person then planted a extra crop just for the ground hog!

As a Dutch person, Dutch is, in fact, not real. The amount of times I just use English, because I can't take it seriously when it's said in Dutch.

While many dropshippers just get cheap stuff from aliexpress and then overprice their items, there are also a lot of original products and designs that are just stolen and cheaply produced by aliexpress and similar websites. I'm assuming this tweet is a dropshipper, but I've also seen lots of stolen things and pictures. For example, someone was selling embroidery kits with their original designs, their photos were stolen and their designs sold in all kinds of online shops that sold the kit for a fraction of the original price. Of course her kit was way more expensive, since she actually designed it, provided directions and instructions, and had quality embroidery floss.

13:10 added context: Even the Mythbusters 'tested' this... But probably just because they were in need of _three_ different methods to make diamonds.

30:57 my dad had a gf years ago named "Lola", she was basically this. Her family was SUPER rich, and she had a lot of expensive hobbies, but the funniest part was her name isn't Lola. She picked the name to sound more 'hip' and fit in with our hippy town, not to say she was rude but I was too young to tell.

the community notes are like the one golden thing about twitter lmaoo

Big hugs to your cat from a human diabetic that happens to be allergic to cats, lol.

39:54 “people have a tendency to age. that’s true for most of us.” implying the click does not age

That thing about the pr0n addiction and Christianity is like half right. They think watching it a couple times means you're "addicted"

Time for a headache from these Tweets 😅😅😅

Community notes are the best addition to twitter

30:31 remind me of something a french humorist once said, that was something along the lines: "Have you ever seen someone priviliged wanting to have shitty life ? I have: that's all the white kids living in a nice wealthy neighbourhood who try to be gansta rapper on youtube". Or something like that, can't quite remember.

@39:08 While Sonic the Hedgehog, released for the Sega Genesis in 1991, was 16bit, the same year saw Sonic the Hedgehog released for the Sega Master System as well, and that version was 8bit. They could have been thinking of the Master System version and not the Genesis one. Still doesn't excuse the fact that the post used a screenshot from the Genesis version and not the Master System version.

“In 2021” Ah yes, a year ago WAIT

I can understand the linear A-B thinking of "Rizz" being misogynistic since it's used in place of "Game" which was used to be sexist in the 2000s-2010s, but I think it's just such an absurd word mostly used by kids so nobody actually takes it seriously.

About the acryllic periodic table things: The idea of them is that each spot has a sample of the element itself. If you have any desire for it to be legitimate, with actual real samples in the table and in the correct spots, you will not get it for 5 dollars. It's difficult to find one that isn't a marked up cheap knockoff, but there are also legitimate ones that are much more expensive, so it takes considerable review to be sure of what it is. Look for one where they actually say what is used for each element.

about the whole cancer one, they was probably going to wait till a lot of people was engaging with their account and then drop a paypal or some other type of online pay account to "help fund treatment" and set a arbitrary goal that they wouldn't keep people updated on

38:48 the absolute best part of this whole thread is that the actual official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account commented "What are you doing"

8:05 that sounds terrifying like your getting it on then you start getting sucked up and she just says "its because I love you" that's some succubus/ witch type stuff

About the one about pepperoni pizza and abuse: WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT A 19 YEAR OLD HAS TWO TODDLERS!!??!?!?

12:18 "You're cosmic little events" Not Click with the nerd rizz lmao

The pride emotional support demon. The voices are screaming, I must have one.

Twitter is an absolute trashfire, but the Community Notes are the one salvagable thing about it.

29:28 Y'know if I had a nickel for when a christian don't know bible. I'd be able to fund full political campaigns to get them out of office to someone who will actually love they neighbor.

Basically anything that takes up a damaging amount of space in your life can be called an addiction. The difference is that things like chocolate and screens aren't addictive substances.