The Worst Jackbox Stream Ever 

Tubbo: I just write about stuff from my past Also Tubbo’s Answer: A Divorce

I love how Techno’s emote head looks so angry and then when he says “that is all” it just goes back to its original happy expression.

Poor tubbo couldn’t read them who chose a fast reading game for a dyslexic person lmao

"A Gun." - Sun Tzu, Fear is the only motivator

alternate title: quackity and techno destroying two children with their rap skills

Imagine its mother days and just give her the option of "a divorce or a divoice"

4:12 Techno and Ranboo saying “the pity votes” at the exact same time and merging into one voice scared me

If techno’s job failed as a streamer he could’ve done rapping or dissing gaming youtubers ngl

it's so worth watching again the moment you see ranboo's baby lawyer in the thumbnail

IM SALTY QUACKITY CUT OUT THE AMAZING "WE'LL CROSS THOSE BABY'S WHEN WE GET TO IT."

Techno: I’m gonna go- Quackity: *so you have chosen death*

I’m going to beat you with this brick -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

tubbo was so sleep-deprived during this it's scary

It's hilarious that Tubbo can still be wholesome while talking about murdering childeen

Techno’s voice with so much emotion during the patently stupid game is everything LMAO

"YALL LOSING TO A DROPOUT!!" - Technoblade, The Art of English Major

I love jack box streams,, they’re so entertaining

"u call yourself a pro? You can't even jumping" Tubbo's experience as an ex national trampolinist : 🚶

it was so funny when ranboo was choosing tubbos images for talking points “so how can I make this about me” *camera pointing in window*

I feel sorry for Tubbo- he legit woke up at 4 in the morning to do this

apples shows up on screen: technos brain: apples am i right chat.

Alternate title: The squad collectively drop-kicking a dyslexic child in rapping

Why does Techno sound like a poet that is having a bad day when he says his rap lol

He didn't add the part where he wrote, "Team with techno because he can't be bothered."

Techno: What do you do when the pit fills with the babies? Ranboo: We- We'll cross those babies when we get to them!

when techno yelled at that baby- wow im- wow just i know he stabs people in minecraft but that was intense.

Tubbo’s just having a stroke the whole rap battle

“I’m stealing all your stuff on the dream smp” -sun tzu

POV: you're not early you're just at the right time

How could you leave out “we’ll cross those babies when we get to them”

This is probably the most emotion I've ever heard from techno

I love how at 5:10 Techno noticed that Quackity put down freight instead of fright. He's still that English major deep down.

"You're going to be known only by the grave on your land." *That aged like fine wine.*

"Forget about showing up on the finale" NOOO IT HITS SO DIFFERENT

“What kinda in the sweet home Alabama bullshi* is this?” Best line

Tubbo: Life is a meaningless void. What is sleep. Sleep is just part of our imagination. Life is such a blurry picture. Everyone: oh no _anyway_

Why do Babies head smells So Good? Technoblade: *F E A R*

Techno is the reason why you dont mess with an english major in a rap battle

“That baby better learn today!” - Sun Tzu, ‘The Art of War’

I just like how techno was yelling for the physics but then right after he just ends it with a smile

7:41 genuinely never heard Techno this aggressive....

im a simple person. I see quackity I watch. I see jackbox. I LIKE

i love how quackity hypes or laughs at everyones jokes :) i feel like it would be really awkward without him

"I'M GONNA PUNT YOU STRAIGHT TO THE MOON" is my favorite line

God I haven’t heard Techno’s voice in so long…it’s so weird. I miss him so much… o7 king. Don’t let that crown ever fall :)

3:46 Oh my goodness, Quackity was trying so hard to avoid laughing at a dyslexic Tubbo moment.

ayo we not gonna talk about tubbo’s banger presentation at the end-

every time i hear technos voice i feel sad :( i miss him

Techno's emotion showing so much in this video

Waiting People. Where are you at ?this is going to be a good stream

"You're gonna be known only from the grave on your land" that joke didn't age well

We need more techno jackbox games he’s so funny

BABY LAWYER: the spin-off to Boss Baby no one asked for

1:02 I love how he spelled divorce in a British accent

7:32 that whole presentation was hilarious

Child: *exists* Quackity and Technoblade: So you have chosen death?

3:27 it was funny last year But now it kinda hit hard

O7 techno, he was so goddamn cool in this video. I miss him so much

4:58 techno could had said “ im going to beat u with this netherite pick” instead LMFAOO

I was drinking my Gatorade when all I hear is "Baby is lawyer" and just choked on my Gatorade Congratulations Ranboo you almost literally killed me with that one

Pov: your waiting 28 minutes for the stream to start The tunnel thing reminds me of doctor who outro O.O Edit: tysm for 200+ likes :)

I feel like Techno had so much fun with this and I'm here for it!

3:27 Oh God that didn't age well

techno has so much emotion in his voice when screaming about the baby learning theoretical physics

5:10 aged so well when Techno got 800k viewers live

Makes me feel like he’s still here, RIP the king never dies.

techno and big q are my comfort streamers bc 1. laughing makes me feel better, which quackity does a lot 2. i can relate a lot to techno’s soft anarchist ways 3. they’re both funny and make me laugh while trying to give advice 4. i can relate to both of them bc i use humor as a way to express emotion they’re cool ig 😡👊🏽

i can't be the only one legitmately afraid of techno screaming at me.

"forget about showing up in the finale" well that. THAT aged.

The VOD of this made me learn that Ranboo and Techno's sense of humour is incredibly similar to one another

i never knew how much i needed to hear techno scream about theoretical physics until now

"The baby is lawyer" is such an underrated joke it's so funny

Poor Techno safety thing and then no answer, and then he roasted the wrong dude

7:44 I’ve never heard more conviction or emotion in technos voice then in that moment XD

0:25 showing Ranboos chair video-

11:21 I love Techno's laugh at this part

“A divoice“ Me: *yeah tubbo typed that hes dislexic.*

we miss you techno

Techno: "your merch wont make a single sale!" Ranboos merch: having some many people try and buy it at once that the website breaks for almost 2 hours-

Okay, but why did this stream predict so many things? Like, Ranboo's merch thing, the ARM of one of the photos being in a sling in a slideshow about Technoblade, and a few other stuffs I'm too tired to write down?

This was actually so funny even tough everyone in the call sounded like they were dying, lol. Especially Tubbo lmao.

The fact that "No Answer! Techno can't be bothered" gives off such techno energy

sometimes i forget techno's gone

0:30 "now is probably a good time to tell you I only think of you as a friend"

Techno really wanted that baby learn theoretical physics he said "I SWEAR TO GOD IDK WHAT IMA DO TO THAT BABY IF HE DOESNT LEARN RN" the baby made him say god (joke dont take seriously pls)

11:23 TECHNOS LAUGH LOLLLLL

Them just randomly playing jackbox while philza stares in confusion in house arrest

Rip techno

8:17 I was picking up something. Saw this and tripped on the floor laughing, then quackity's made me laugh even harder that it took me 5 minutes to get up.

techno's "HA-'" that gets cut off at 4:36

rip tech

Quackity: GUN Techno: GUN Tubbo: GUN Now someone give Ranboo's baby lawyer a gun xD

Now this is a pog champ RIP pogchamp

I just finished tubbos stream so I'm here now I'm a bit late don't you think?

the way techno said "a gun." lmaoo

5:29 tubbo's rap would've been so good if he could read it

9:15 Karl will roast anybody, even the fucking Kids 😭

Beautiful looking and it hasn't even started yet

Quackity reading the lyrics when Tubbo was struggling to read them in time was really sweet

miss this whole era so much