The Worst Military Uniform 

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Oh so that's what it was supposed to blend in with! Swimming pools full of money 💰

Lmfao it all makes sense now

Holy crap maybe that's what they tested it. That uniform is the military's way of saying "hey shoot me please" with how visible it is

I heard the story was they were testing 3 entirely different and actually useful camo but then a general came by and chose a completely different entirely different camo undermining the research

Oh my bad

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Nice call

Love that videos

You fire a shot into the air as you rip it open.

Moon dust yo

They probably want a grey/gray uniform so that if someone falls out of the spaceship noone can see them among the starts, like how the navy wears blue. lol

I would like to see that

That would work for in just space

Imagine you went AWOL in space because they made you wore all black camos. 😅

Lol

The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind At least that pattern works to some degree.

The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind Tiger Stripe is better than ACU, a solid colour uniform is better than ACU.

The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind Look up Belgian Jigsaw camo, they had a similar thing but it was unintentional for them but it worked in the areas they went to.

The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind Was that once it had been dyed brown by the dirt and sand?

This ^^^

It does

@@ej-1030 it blends in well with green couches with pretty flowers on them!

Meanwhile Hillbillies somewhere in America: What if... we took pichurs of trees and like... y'know, made them the camo?

@@manictiger Hillbillies go hunting all the time so I imagined they know what camo is

Meanwhile the marines stole their idea from Canada. Originality at its best.

​@@gregorystell6858 Atleast it actually worked though, unlike a certain 5 billion dollar mistake

West Germany was first with digital camouflage back in the 80's

@@Daniel-mo4zb yep. The Army just couldn’t use an existing one. They cut off their nose to spite their face with the ACU piece of garbage.

@@gregorystell6858 Yeah, except the Marine's camo actually worked.

Wasn't army, so, most of this goes right past. That said, as someone who used to enjoy hunting, often wondered how that pattern was supposed to be a camouflage pattern. Hey! I was 22yrs USCG and we weren't wearing that "grins&giggles" stuff the USN was wearing back in 98.

It’s computer generated the camouflage isn’t really meant to blend its to break up your silhouette but the marines and Canada’s digital camo worked army was like fuck it let’s make it grey and tan and call it a day

I believe that the Marine Corps adopted a digital pattern first....except the Marine Corps actually did it right

Lol let's give em all mossy oak

The digital pattern is better as it breaks up you’re body more. The us army just chose aweful colours that don’t work with any terrain. (The goal of camp is to break up the shape of you body not to make you look like a leaf)

Dougy Dozier Are you sure.......I can kinda see it but it’s not final

I'm not sure. I think he might be a bit conflicted.

However did you come to this conclusion.

Just a little

Which uniform? Also where's his torso?

Sawr Kasmm Pentagon Wars is a good movie

@@freshpeanut4967 my thoughts exactly

Holy shit not just me

Sawr Kasmm government be like “so...next time 2 trillion in space camo?”

Am I the only guy who wondered where the money go?! Just where????

Probably the biggest favor they could've done you.

The military spirit, the tops give you shit, you fuck it up until it works

​@@TheBloodyRedTiger Absolutely this.

That or Frog-pattern

@@potatosoup6960 I’m not a fan of frog. Give me tiger stripe or 6 color desert, aka chocolate chip.

The leaf pattern is also badass, especially the leaf pattern helmet covers. Those are just iconic

How can you name all these names yet not mention M81(God's Plaid) or DCU

I prefer WWII Dazzle Cam

Another Singaporean!

Hey brother I can see them from Kuala Lumpur

And the jungles are ours 😄

@@brianransom16 yep, they were the ones eating crayons

i like the german uniform. -another singaporean

Oh dame.

OOF.

No no no!! Oh no DISGUSTAN I mean dam that was good but nooo

Hail Hydra Yes it is! Because he pranked me before with harassing text and phone calls! I had to report him to the Police. To stop these annoying prank text and phone calls! He called me 50 times and 30 times the day before! He is a Pranksters! And he texted me 61 times yesterday and 47 The day before. He has been pranking our bail bonds office for about 9 years he started doing it in 2009! He tells us his grandmother is in jail for being a Mexican and for having illegal guns! But when my agent John called the jail he couldn't find his grandmother, then he kept calling back and saying she may be booked under a different name! So I looked on line and I couldn't find her! And he texted about his brother in jail but we couldn't find him either!

OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicholas Young more like minutes before

Grant Briggs *a day

Lmao!

DARPA wants to know your location .... 😎

You could see the lightbulb go off when he says... “OMG that actually makes sense!” LMFAO

I don't get it

@@redunicorn7760 that girl went and did porn right after her fiancee got deployed... Like, RIGHT AFTER. Was still wearing the same damn outfit in the porn as she was when she took the picture with her fiancee lol

@@shawnkelly3542 I'll bet she somehow made it HIS fault

@@shawnkelly3542 oh shiiiiit

@@GeneralG1810 oh I'm sure she tried

Lol

Jack Maven HipHop hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny

We gotta stop this terrainy from happening

I cant even see his body

Jamel what man ?

Who? All I see is a talking wall

Yes

Jamel I can see it, the camo is only blending into an ash tray

And prolly hear you comin too with all this velcro. Special forces loves this... stealth... this is stealtg...🤣

Because it MAKES SENSE

knightbot thanks for the catch

@@Spartan-oq1yw you know I heard of a way to undo your velcro without giving away you position. When you go to unstrap it YELL AS FUCKING LOUD AS YOU CAN!

@@owenmassman6273 oh right of course why did i never think of that? Ill have to try it🤣

Too bad we don't fight state sude

If only the american army went to war with ikea, then ACU might have worked

@@scottish-hero6664 that's a fair point,aight someone start stuff with the sweeds

The government made it so that the private’s that slept in can hide so they don’t get their ass kicked on the sofa

Have u seen the meme were that same girl was in a porno with the same exact clothes

So, what was the context to that photo anyway?

@@Guine523 she was the girlfriend to the soldier in the picture, they were thinking on marriage after he got out of basic training. She did a couple porn videos while he was in training, and even wore the same outfit in her porn video that she wore to his basic training graduation.

@@Guine523 here's an article talking about the issue popularmilitary.com/this-girl-literally-wore-the-same-clothes-she-used-in-film-to-her-boyfriends-graduation/

Lol I fucking graduated with that guy in the photo he was right next to me when we were doing our graduation March. HAHAHA I finally seems this a few years ago and blew my fucking mind.

@@brandonkyle9287 Context?

Slayer Mack those uniforms are so damn unpractical!

They glow in the dark when they're brand new

So... Like the time those guys were forced to wear PT belts at all times when at an outpost?

I was in Afghanistan same time. We and the 173rd guys were the last in DCUs as well. We were constantly asked by local nationals "who're the new guys?". New guys got fucked up after we both ripped too.

Hey they had to cut a check to a company and they cut it to the lowest bidder. As always. Wait that doesn't make sense. WAIIIT the uniform price went to the f35

Lrg McJoker Can’t stop watching that part, it making me laugh so much

He sounded so sincere when he said it lol

@The Postman You know why we call them lefties right? Their lefty is the only sexual pleasure they'll ever feel.

This made me wake my neighbor

Cia only does out of country operations, they have no reason to spy on homeless vete, this is assuming you try to make it realistic because I know it’s a joke but not a good one

That's factual

I’ll admit I’m out of the loop. What’s the reference for the picture

@@decoy4fun the girl in that pic cheated on her bf in what turned out to be a fairly popular porno

@@nneverss pls name the porno for science

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I just had to read that book

@@cottoncandiez8872 it was actually one of the better ones that we’ve had to read in school.

“but on the positive side” omg i died 😂

I referred to that pattern as “an abortion of a pattern.”

@@eddieholt4935 what book

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Fucking beautiful

Canadian Forces Temperate Woodland CADPAT looks like you've had relish projectile vomited on you. It was designed working with the USMC. MARPAT is just CADPAT in a different colour. USMC got the better deal there.

LMAO

I fucking died when he yelled that

I read this as he said it

maybe they are supposed to look like that? So the privates can spot them early enough to prepared to get chewed out by moldy pickles from Hell?

A PICKLE DRIIIILLLL!

What else did you hear that was funny today

And even with all that red he still blends in better than ACU

He is "literally" a tomato? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

the natural state of a DS

in brazilian military, we say "if you cant get angry, you cant get to sergeant"

Taco Stacks LMAOO you just got 5 likes

😂🤣

I couldn’t breathe for 5 minutes 😂😭

Please explain this to me

@@Marcus001 she did a porn casting video in the same dress

Fresh Mints, flying cars? Think about how many lousy drivers are out there. Let’s make them pilots. That is why there are no flying cars.

Incidentally, the same people who came up with the ACU.

@@RyanEstep5877 way to ruin the joke dude

@@jimfredrick9944 the "joke" is overuser asf stfu shit not funny anymore

Get angry cops in the new Doom movie

I’d love to hear him review movies like the bird box vid

No I'm doomguy

STFU bitch u dont even watch anime you're a poser

Doomguy o h f u c k

I'm a civilian, and even I agree with this sentiment; I grew up in the 80's & 90's when BDU's were universal across all services, then the Marines got their MARPAT which was cool, as it still did a decent job at what it was supposed to do while also making them look badass, then the Army got the ACU's and I was like "wait, hold up, WTF is this?!"

@@Orca19904 I got out in 2004 so I just missed the ACU debacle. Knowing the way my unit on Bragg functioned they would've made me pay for the things even though they should be considered initial issue. My unit in Panama used unit funds to issue the (then) new light weight BDUs when the Vietnam era jungle fatigues went out of service. A couple of years the banana PT shorts went out of service service and my unit on Sill used unit funds to issue the (then) new gray cotton PT uniform. About two decades later I'm at Bragg we we got we had to purchase the new PT uniform made out of nylon I guess.

The dude’s probably going crazy

So I wasn't the only one

😂😂😂

Wait he was actually showing the camo on video?? I thought he was just some random delusional homeless guy rambling about uniforms whilst invisible

you see this joke is first of all very old, second of all THIS ENTIRE VIDEO IS ABOUT THE ACU BEING SHIT AT BLENDING IN WITH STUFF HOW DID IT WORK ON YOU ITS IMPOSSIBLE

TBH I always kinda thought that the British Regular uniform looked kinda cool.

@@supaheat1486 hearing that from you chuck makes me disappointed

There is evidence showing that ACU actually got soldiers killed an exploded can of orange spray paint would probably be better camouflage

Blue is blue

D-dmitri? Brother? lol

Remember doing counter-column marches? Freakin platoon patch exchance. All you can hear is velcro ripping off everybody's shoulders and you have one dude with no patches and another dude with 3 American flags

@@UncleDon226 🤣🤣🤣

@@UncleDon226 😂😂😂😂😂

@@UncleDon226 Never too many stars and stripes.

I ended up with like four flags and three star patches after a counter column

True

Camo in the navy, I mean if you want stealth in that, you just nuke everything from BVR anyway with some radar absorbing stealth vessel. Everything else is just a drop in the bucket when non nuclear vessels can be seen from space with the smoke they're bellowing.

It all works great until there’s a man overboard. “Man overboard!” “Where? Fuck, he’s blending in to well!”

I wore OD green fatigues and BDUs during my stint in the USAF, but I've seen photos of the ABU, and it was bad too. While the digital tiger stripe was nice, it to, had too much blue.

Ngl, I love the Navy Digital pattern. Not the best when you're overboard... but at least it looks good.

Im dying im at the hospital because i cant breath

Peyton Griffith now THIS comment actually made me laugh out loud!!

Peyton Griffith, bitch that shit is worse than falling in elephant shit

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Just minus the omniverse

Angry cops chef boyardee eating vid when

My thoughts exactly

"Nyesss sir" - AngryFrank

I finally understand why i enjoy this content so much

"I'm Pickle Drill!"

Uuuhhhhh UCps..mhcfo

@@alphabroncotwozero392 ACU became the Armys name for the uniform when UCP was introduced and alot of people got out when OCP was the only pattern. Most know but dont care.

Ackchually

Huh, i never thought about it

You're thinking duck, im thinking of a platypus. Like wtf id this pos

@@YogKicks dude theyre scumbags. Ima be a duck but also be a guinea pig. But im gonna lay eggs but be a mammal

@@kodingkrusader2765 facts 🤣🤣🤣

Works well in urban environments, well in the Deseret etc after it gets a bit dirty and it looks like “background noise” in the woods it ain’t perfect but it’s actually pretty efficient especially under night vision

I would buy that shit so fast

YES!!!!!!

Yep best thing I’ve heard in months!

Yup, I support this shit

the dark spots are like a navy blue its easier to tell in person

hipocondriac

Yeah its green

I don't know, it looks like a weird green and tan to me

Um

Nah anyone who lives with him is probably used to it now.

Most underrated comment 😂

*filthy frank neighbor flashbacks*

His screams? Or the screams of whoever he’s got pinned under him?

Send knudes

Because it's your grandmother's couch, duh...

At Sears great deal

That's the best picture of a veteran ever

In all seriousness though I love the Navy digital, my dad served. But of course if you fall overboard you'll never be found in that blue digital

Lmfao that’s the only reason I clicked on this

She can’t blow for shit

She is a piece of human crap

Where's the link? I need to do some independent "research."

@@Shultzchet BBC

300meters on a clear day.

I would see her from 500 m

“Probably hear ya too!”

Pancakedino9356 IKR

Oh my god that made my day

SAME... That's when I lost it

He paused and had that look thst you get when you finally understand something you have never understood your whole life😂😂😂

Pancakedino9356 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

And then you still have to waste money.

Fun fact: Tricare was defrauded of $2 Billion by compound pharmacies with skin cream by loading it with as many ingredients as possible (Tricare paid per ingredient.).

Kind of reinforces the "Go Army, We'll by your titties for ya."

It's our money they're wasting.

Jer Gross that's the joke

@@grahamtaylor9281 if you say so Graham

graham taylor I bet your one of the guys that try and recruit kids at high schools aren’t you

@@grahamtaylor9281 STFU. You probably never even served.

graham taylor I’d be more disturbed if he were full of anyone else’s.

graham taylor have you notice that you sound like a liberal and a communist you live in America you respect the people that served to save your family and all of are asses go fuck your self your going on redit

And dispose of it where exactly?

@@308dad8 idk, but I’m guessing they burn them if they could or dispose it in a hidden area.

probably nearby to mildly inconvenience enemy or if there are friendlys near by then they can potentially take the shot when enemy is trying to find your just ripped name & patch.@@308dad8

Same

Dill Sergeant

Drill pickle

DICKLE PRILL

rewinded 6 times XD

Weird I came across this comment exactly when he said it in the video it kinda scared me tbh bc I thought it was a audio file in the comments of you saying it lol

MagicalRacoon as soon as i read this comment he said im pickle drill

Dayton Hudson don’t take my reply this comment section ain’t the bigg enough fur tha two of us

Deacon Knoke Turk I think that’s about the only way to put this in the grave.... that means one of us gotta go in the grave, I’ll put my best daughter on it

I don't get it

Ya I don't get it

@@thatguy3808 the girl in the thumbnail got into porn when hrr bf joined the army.

SE. Y. S.

Lmao

What did he mean by that?

@@LeWaggleton its a pornstar

@@DJMCIL I see, I didn't know that.

Lol she cheated on him in a porno the day he left and the editor of it sped through her bj cause she somehow was that bad at a bj @Mister.Mockingham

When her man was away serving his country that thing went into the porn industry. He probably didn't even know until one of his mates probably told him.

ONI employé #343 nah, the Navy camouflage pattern is so they can’t see sailors when they’re in the water and need to be rescued

Hey what uniforms do marines get in 2550? Asking the ONI employee.

Go away dragon - lazy

@El Bearsidente No it's called being unclean and to lazy to wash it.

Go away Halo kid

Fingers crossed one of the space force uniforms is a digital camo thats black, and purple

Low key thought Space Force uniforms would be purple camo for no good reason.

@Howie Felterbush purple with "digital" moons and stars and rocketships and planets

Probably the only somewhat effective use for that uniform.

it might blend into the moon actually

Wasn't that blind person and wrote a book or something?

@@benchaffey7414 blind, deaf and mute

@@AAllen-br8it oh yeah

And hear you! 🤣

@@bvglee9731 yeah! that was golden!