the worst type of comment 

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lol. no

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I prefer when that's what he asks 🦶.

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 If Tarantino the rich man asked for feet pics, I'd ask for 10 million dollars.

@@MammalianCreature I’ll do it for $500k

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated I'd do it for free.

I hate to bid a comrade down so I guess I’m $500k I too.

Bro is dead

the quotes hard carrying this comment

@@pacstermh he didn't specify when he'll do them or in how many sets

@@Natimation Real

@@alcedob.5850 Ill do them in 100 years don't worry

It's such a noble pursuit, being a RU-vidr is truly for the bravest and most heroic among us

@@_ikako_ dont make me say it

poor man can't even get *fired* either, because, well, he's a *fire*fighter

Union job with great pay and benefits, what is wrong with him???

@@_ikako_ among............... us.................................................

The absolute fire, he never fighter!

he only sets books on fire instead

The absolute fighter, he's never fire!

The absolute fighterfire, he never fire fights!

You know what comments are the worst? The ones that just repeat the same joke into the ground, especially when they replace some words to reference the video as if that's creating an entirely new joke. Then there's the people who reply with the same joke, creating a chain of garbage. Awful.

Character development?

Man carrying thing deep lore

what will the next video reveal ... ??????

I was actually wondering if there is continuity in the comments but was too lazy to check it. So thank you for your service!

Both the lol no and bot comments are from Gary Oldman.

*edited

Chances are that they probably didn't post anything that deep in the first place smh

The best part is, the replies almost always give away enough context that you can just guess it.

i saw one comment that got 10k likes but he edited it to "who here likes watching hot oiled up men" and for sure i liked the hell out of it

you'll be able to do the funniest thing with some more likes

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Lol no.

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But firefighting is more important than RU-vid

Besides the fact that the thumbnail had already shown it

What about "Im not pregnant, but he still delivers!"

Nah that was like 2 months ago he did that one

How about "First"? I dunno about you, but I think being the first person to comment is TOTALLY a remarkable achievement you need to broadcast, especially if your comment adds literally nothing to the discussion!

This joke is so old

That’s RU-vid, the counters only update every minute or so

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*thing

@@C._Bradford 🤓

Oh my god the joke is not funny anymore

The good ending

wow it took you all this time to move on from morbius

He never fails to move on, the absolute legend!

TRULY. ONE. OF. THE. COMMENTS... of ... time?

i predict that this comment will get a man carrying thingillion likes

How many things could Man Carrying Thing carry if Man Carrying Thing could carry things!?

Man carrying thing can only carry one thing. Otherwise, he'd be man carrying things

@@AronOrri That’s very wise.

No you can’t Mr Simpson no one can!

not true

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​@@ManCarryingThing 'bot

lol. no

I hope you can become the new Thing Man's Carrying!

The only thing worse than the comments sections in music videos that are all year dates are the ones for feel good 80s ballads that read like an open obituary section of an online publication, complete with gruesomely personal details of how people's relatives and high school sweethearts passed from late stage bowel cancer or after struggling with 17 years of opioid addiction 💀

Well, I mean it's kinda cool to see what other people are still listening to a 20 year old song. But, yeah, they can get annoying

@@mollusckscramp4124 Fr, man. I just skip over those because it makes me feel so bad. It's so bad when literally EVERY comment has that

Fr and I never understand why it gets so many likes

@@mollusckscramp4124 Oh God yes! I was listening a little while ago to a song from the 80s I like, went to the comment section and the top one was an insanely depressing story. It was too specific to be made up I think. Now I can't hear this song without thinking of this story. It's forever ruined for me.

It's enough to know that everything is woke, and everything is problematic. Everything is nothing, and nothing shall come from nothing.

I've been seeing those too. So annoying. I'd rather see the first comments again

@@fanime1 No. Just no. I hate "first" comments with passion. at least the "fell off" comments are funny

"first" comments and alternatives like the one you listed haven't really been negative since it started, people don't like those so you won't see them in top comments and obviously you won't find them in most recent comment, so they're mostly harmless quasi-unnoticeable comments that gives an early boost to the video's engagement

@@firecreeper2249 thx for teaching me a new word and that is "quasi-unnoticeable"

@@firecreeper2249 thx for teaching me a new word and that is engagement

That absolutely wrecked me

Not only he carries things, he notices them

Commenters can pick subclasses like MMO races now lmao

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Thanks Sherlock

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This is the clip you've been looking for: (link to something completely unrelated)

do not click on my pfp

Hate comments give me hate comments

dont translate...... yabadabadoo

*insert random Bible verse here* Jesus is the only way to heaven you must accept god and jesus and thats the only way into heaven repent today god is cool and epic jesus epic jesus yes

Out of context this sounds utterly insane. LOL Nice 👍

Stalin can't keep getting away with it!!!

Says the guy with 4 likes lmao

@@kenswords you've said that huh

​@@kenswords 1 like in 8 hours, bro bent, twisted, arched, curled, looped, deviated, spiralled, coiled, turned, wheeled, circled, and most importantly fell off

@@slavsit7600 The funniest thing is that even though I was ratioed in the replies, his reply has 4 likes, which still technically makes me correct for now

@@kenswords true

Lowkey... I ship them. They're like fireboy and watergirl. The duo we didn't know we needed.

straight up laughing my ass off

this comment has 2 likes but no commenta? let m e change taht

the woke liberals are indoctrinating our kids with propaganda about the world almost ending in 1962

Finally an honest comment!

I will NOT put myself behind bars for 10,000,000,000 LIKES!!!!!!!1!!11!! trust

One slice for every like!

Only 39 likes? Blud couldn't carry the thing!

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lol no

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lol. no

I saw the original comment and posted it here but I edited my reply so you don't know what they originally wrote

If this comment gets a Man Carrying Thing heart

you died before you could finish typing the comment

yo mama so big she cant fit in a comment

@@MrFourchords truly a my mo moment

I know it but I'm not telling you

@@acidic_sloth thanks

I don't know what self aware reply I'm supposed to write under a self aware comment to get likes

not even physically possible

I'm disliking your comment to help you stay with us.

Holy fgck YOU DID IT Everyone has food now

I disliked

Sure ok

How to get likes: Use an whole ass cartoony talk and say PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON: 🚫 Just say like this comment: ✔