This Christian Movie Is CRINGE... 

My farts are better than Saberspark’s farts.

@@p-__ what the fuck

​@@p-__ what

@@p-__ lies

Happy science also does anime based on religion. In the future you should talk about Laws of the universe part 1,2, and age of Elohim. It’s basically religious avengers.

My farts are better than Saberspark’s farts.

**screams in demonic lowercase**

​@@p-__You just ruined the response section.

*I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE*

The voice acting here makes any actor from Dingo Pictures sound like Mel Blanc by comparison.

LOL

And by Lucifer, he is.

Honestly that was what I thought of when I saw anime pretty boy Satan. 😅

Well in saint oniisan, Satan is pretty cute...

Ned Flanders is sometimes also the devil in the Simpsons like in Treehouse of Horror

Yeah I think the writer wanted a sexy succubus but was actually horrified by sexual themes

@@elliewellie_RU-vid -except for sexy men, hmmmm

Gotta hit that intellectual emotional lust.

​@@Konani_the_unicorn_queen *boys

@@Konani_the_unicorn_queen our boy Adam over here is about to learn a lot about himself in the upcoming years, that's for sure.

American christians vs european christans

As a Christian, that scene threw me off. Also, on the topic of "if it looks evil it is evil" you're so right, because I've literally MET other Christians who see a biblically accurate depicted angel and they call it a demon. 💀

⁠@@marshmallowbiscuit4553Angels to those Christians: Bro 💀

@@Robohead-z6z I know I was baffled like what do you even say to that-

A lot of Christians do think that way. Where every single “monster” in fiction or dark-looking thing is evil and satanic. Just look at how many people who said Pokemon was “demon worship” and used the fact that it means “pocket monsters” as some dark hidden truth “haha gotcha!” thing. I knew a guy who said “my parents banned us from watching Twilight because they said it glorified demons”.

I believe the older brother made it /more/ attractive lmao

@@TenkoshimuraAkashigaraki One looks more twinky and the other one looks like a hunk, they're both amazing but they either only got offended at the twinkcifer one, or were too scared to ask for a third and get one that showed him naked AND hot.

​@@neoqwerty Twinkcifer!🤣 thank you for giving me a bbeg idea for dungeons and dragons!

Gotta make the great satan into a hottie

Yeah and funny enough everyone who has seen said it looks more hotter than he original

The brother did this to spite the church and avenge his brother, I just know it

I just checked it out and damn 😅

damn r34 has a lot of history

Ooohhh noo he’s too hot 🥵

Gigachad Geefs

Sounds like your average anime plot.

Sounds like Verosika from Helluva Boss

Genuinely would make for a better movie than this.

​@@pepepecaspicapapas4726 I love that show.

That time i got reincarnated as succubus who is small business owner is the kind of show id watch. Instead of stealing lives she steals all their money to keep her business alive in this harsh economy

JesusxLucifer 30000 words enemies to lovers fanfic when?

@@MellyTheCatLover love to read that

the fact that they are father and son just make it worse

@@elderjose9662 That just makes it even spicier of course ;) /j (This is a joke if you don't know tone indicators)

The version of Heaven Official's Blessing I didn't know I needed

this always grinds my gears too. if they were meant to be demons, why are they always put on churches? the logic makes no sense

The gargoyle has a design flaw that attracts demons instead of repelling them

The most cliche thing since the cliche of demons twisting religious stuff in horror movies

@@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647 As well as the upside-down cross being used as a sign of the devil, which is ironic considering its original name, the St. Peter's Cross, gets its namesake from a Saint by the same name who requested he be crucified upside-down, believing he was unworthy to be hung from a cross in the same manner as Jesus Christ. So to think it a sign of Satanism is laughably, ironically ignorant. XD

It's kinda like donning a mask on Halloween attempting to attract spirits; it's like, "Chief, I think you got that backwards". Then again, considering many so-called "Christians" still think Halloween is Satanic, somehow, I wouldn't put it past them to be so hilariously ignorant... And no, I don't get why, either. XD

This is a guy who made a bible movie in highschool... I feel like that should answer your question

@@cassualtea2040 true, but are you saying he couldn't find on friends from his high school to do voice acting?

@@samuelademeso9041 ...I mean... the movie speaks for itself man

I'm certain he only has a deaf goldfish as company...

Okay but presumably he has a mom, right?

no, he was described as a cherub, and cherubs definally are not bishie boy

​@elderjose9662 Nah, I don't believe that.

Only if you conflate Satan and Lucifer, who really are not the same person, especially with the latter being a Christian invention.

My farts are better than Saberspark’s farts.

​@@p-__ lol 😂

💀

@@p-__ Wow.

Well, I was taught that Lucifer was the "most beautiful of all angels." Lol (Yes I wrote this before finishing watching the video, )

enrico pucci is the most true to life stand user

MADE IN HEAVEN

Indeed Indeed lmao

Getting slain in the spirit is just the process of getting hit with the stand arrow 😂

As a Christian I can confirm that Lucifer an anime supervillain

I hope he puts the entire religion behind him.

That’s what I was thinking He really does seem like just a beginner with this sort of craft. But just because his start isn’t the best, doesn’t mean it should be the end all be all I really hope he doesn’t give up and keeps making what he wants to make with animated media. Even if it’s Christian based Anyone who wishes to make art must know that plenty mistakes are gonna be made. But that’s ok. They HAVE to be made in order to learn from them and continuously improve in result Despite the criticism, as someone who has dreams of sharing my own animation projects to the world someday, I wish for nothing but the best for Adam

@@quirkyeggmuffin Hopefully he could go the Scott Cawthon route; you can still let your imagination create something even people who aren't in your religion will find enjoyment in.

*Souther accent* GOD MADE EVERYONE EQUAL. JOHN BROWNING MADE EVERYONE EVEN

Sooooo..... Colonialism?

​@@mehnah5033*surprise evangelism

1. They already did LMAO 2. I BET that there's already at least one, probably even before the made of this video.

I'm gonna draw r34 of him rn just you wait

@@Alrightythen-es4gv not sure how to link the r34 website on RU-vid but I guess you'll just have to search the tags for it 😂

​@@Alrightythen-es4gv 😂 oh you naughty- I mean naughty friend

Already know what I'm gonna do this weekend, just have to find my old graphic tablet

*Demonic bisexual screaming*

Not be scared be aware of illusions but these religions can have so many great messages but make ass tier content.

Satan's going to be someone's gay/bi awakening

@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard Imagine 1 star reviews saying « satan’s turning the kids gay »

@@pfp-underwater Can't turn something that's already that.

Adam Smit: "The power of Christ compels you!" MID Animation: "Actually, our team's mostly Buddhist so..." Adam Smit: " The power of Christ! ...and a million dollars!" MID: "Hallelujah! We have seen the light! Amen, brother!"

That's why I ONLY follow the 10 Commandments (loosely) & avoid the 7 Deadly Sins. Other than life Religion is 1 of the many POISIONS OF LIFE!!!!!

Glad it wasn't just me

It’s what we were asked to do. Most of it doesn’t seem too miserable. Easy, no far from it. But disciplined and hard work makes for stronger character, or something like that. UNFORTUNATELY a lot of people like to take the easy road with it and half ass the living it out part.

He’s a fraud.

You from the South? Lol

Wtf 😂 like in actual movie theaters

Ngl, this sounds like something that would happen in Georgia down here in the Bible belt. Similar sh1t has happened before here.

My farts are better than Saberspark’s farts.

Or any religion there’s a movie that called “siavash secret” it’s a movie that roasts Ben 10 and superheroes in general.

Also raised in a Christian family, and I don’t know either

It really surprises me secular christian movies are better than movies produced by actual christians

velocipastor

As an atheist. I feel bad that you hardly get good movies. Even back when I was a Christian I just was sad that there wasn't good movies. They have a lot of potential.

Even as a Jew I remember enjoying that movie as a kid

I think it's because they are less about telling actual good stories and more focused on indoctrination and as a result are limited in creative freedom and play it safe to the point of being boring. You rarely see a Christian film tackle issues with nuance or use deconstructive tropes or anything creative really minus VeggieTales or Prince of Egypt (if it counts because it is arguably made by a mix of religious and secular people).

I recommend "The Miracle Maker." It's a stop motion masterpiece from 2000. No one talks about it for some reason.

One plausible explanation that I've read is that most Christian movie-makers see their films as some sort of ministry first, and as an entertainment vehicle second (if at all). The result is that you get a lot of films that are sincere in their belief, but really amateurish to look at. It probably does not help that many of the most devout people see the film industry as inherently godless and thus don't go to film school to learn how to make better faith-based movies.

Yeah lol

Sexy Satan could truly be the game of the year to hit that smash and subscribe level of power unbeknownst to mankind.

@@dannylo5875I mean Obey Me already exist, so why not?

Like the priest in Dead Alive: "I kick ass, for the LORD!!"

That line does give off wolfwood energy.

This line would be at home in FAITH as a game, honestly.

Father Garcia is sigma priest 🗿✝️

Yep, and that's pretty much the main reason these pieces of media are produced. It's not about being good, it's about creating an echo chamber for devout Christians to feel validated in.

Thats what I've been seeing not gonna lie

There isn't such a thing as a good Christian film.

@@krembryle Legion and Book of Eli were decent

​@@krembryle Prince of Egypt.

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@@p-__ I’ll take your word on that lmaooo

I think the 3D models are alright.

​@@DrawciaGleam02I've seen worse, with a lot higher budget.

Surprisingly it looks good, but disappointingly it was not well made christian movie

My farts are better than Saberspark’s farts

@@p-__ dye 😐

​@@p-__ get lost buddy

@@Doggie1999dye what? my hair?

I am the 666th like let's goooo

It takes literally two films off the list: - The VeggieTales Film Special - The Prince of Egypt That's insanely low.

@@glasscardproductions4736 and Joseph king of dreams.

@@banheezone While I personally wouldn't count that, I'd say it's better than most of this hellfire.

Also every CS Lewis adaption.

@@glasscardproductions4736 Arguably Prince of Egypt would be the best Muslim and Jewish movie too as they all share that story.

He has to either be attractive, or a horrible dragon beast. That's what the bible says, I think.

I mean, that could be his true form, but in the Bible they describe Satan as something along the lines of momentary leisure and pleasure, so he'd definitely be the epitome of attractive. Unless you're implying Satan is one of God's angels that was simply in charge of persecution as others believe, then yeah, he'd probably be lovecraftian horror, cause that's what Biblically accurate angels were. Demons were attractive, angels were horrific.

@@Пинагод Lucifer- the Devil- was god's favored angel, and the most beautiful angel. Note that the name Lucifer means "Morning star"- oddly enough, the morning star (as there is a celestial body called that) is, in fact, the planet Venus, named for the roman god of beauty. Satan, if memory serves, is a different angel, whose name means 'adversary', or 'enemy'. Hence the confusion, as linguistic drift likely wound up causing 'adversary/enemy' to be used to refer to the Devil (a title given to Lucifer) , the great enemy, so to speak. This interpretation quite clearly explains a few things, such as why Satan is suddenly in heaven in the book of Job after being cast out (Satan was always there, while Lucifer was cast out), as well as why Jesus called Peter 'Satan' in the garden of Gethsemane; he's telling Peter that he's doing the opposite of what he should; his actions are 'satan' (adverse) to what Jesus wants. Sadly, most "Christians" probably don't give a crap bout historical context for things. Like how the parable of the Good Samaritan is literally Jesus telling his followers to be kind to people they hate (He was telling it to Jews, who hated Samaritans with a burning passion; important Jewish figures ignored the poor guy, but the Samaritan? The horrible person they hate? He was the kind person). Yet how many self-proclaimed Christians are advocating for the rights of, say, gay people, Muslims, people who want abortions, or literally anyone aside from themselves.

​@@Пинагод gottdam. That's a smart ass fuckin take..never thought of it that way at all. GOTTDAM.

I respectfully disagree. Satan is supposed to be a tempter, someone who makes the wrong path look like the right one. Would most people really trust something that obviously looked like a monster, or someone that looked attractive?

Dude the Book of Joshua after Moses Crew finally made it to the promise land. And the whole nation was inhabited by people. And Gods like: " Kill them." Joshua: " Who?" God: " All of them." 'Joshua does a life long genocide of people and still isn't done even when he dies of old age.'

@@daviouscram2101 Just imagine how his face would be animated as he comes to terms with what God is telling him to do, just before cutting to an absolute slaughter.

I'd love an animated bible. For the exact reasons the church says they wouldn't. [And also what OP said in the replies.]

I'd watch that, sounds traumatizing! Edit: by the way, I'm being genuine

I am a atheist but i also think we need more christian movies or animations like the Prince of Egypt

The thing I hate the most about the Bible-faith.

"Got boys acting like they ain't seen skin before Got sent home to change 'cause my skirt is too short"

@@Bloomkyaaa yessssss

Wasn't there a point in the bible where Jesus tells off a group of men for blaming a woman for their indecent "desires" and denying them from touching her, he basically tells them it's their fault for coveting her and expecting her to bend to their wishes and that it's not her fault. Or something? Idk, it's been a while. Point is, people should be taught to own up to their own mistakes/emotions and feelings.

​@@BrightWulph You do have a point, it's just a shame that talking heads like Bill O'Reilly still push a victim-blaming mindset. "Oh, she's wearing a tank top? No wonder she got r@p€ð." To quote a great comedian and ex-Catholic, George Carlin, "A lot of guys think women should be arrested for being c0çƙ-teasers. That doesn't seem fair to me. Doesn't seem right."

The fact is that Christians can't relate to many people anymore. Maybe 20 years ago. But when right and wrong became commonly accepted as subjective, we were doomed in that purpose.

Yes, there is no audience for a movie that simply retells the same story that everyone who wants to know already knows. It is a lack of creativity to change the story without falsifing it and a lack of courage to tell a story that i don't know the effect on the viewer.

This 🏹, you need to be able to be flexible to all audience, you cant hust be some religious zealot. No one will like it.

One of my industry friends, the late Luis Contreras (head of story on Veggietales), we got to talking once about why "321 Penguins" was such a flop, and I remember pointing out that it was just so much more of a typical Christian thing - that among other things, the problems are always solved by quoting an adult - and it preached entirely to the choir. He was sincerely religious, but he also did want the films to be loved, and he said most people in his position legitimately don't get how a non-christian thinks... I remember positing "maybe that's why I take C.S. Lewis more easily. He was an atheist for twenty years. He doesn't think Jesus is either comfortable or obvious." Luis was great. I miss him.

Maybe Satan just assumed Andrew was one of those neckbeard types who perceives any and every casual interaction with a woman as flirting lol

imagine being andrews gf excited to tell your man bout some delicious ice cream but then he dumps you bc the voices in his head told him you were fucking the ice cream guy. this movie truly has all the three kinds of woman: demon, slag, and lady with speech impediment.

Yeah, sums up most major religions. Glad I was never indoctrinated to that bs

​@@ankida Good old religion where women are evil sinners for merely existing!

​@@kennethdavidson6508Honestly, this whole soy=femininity is hilarious when taken at face value. How the fuck does a BEAN that does not even have estrogen correlate with political beliefs?

Same here dude

@@miscalotastuff733 I like some of the Christian music because some of them slap and I also like the persona soundtrack as well(I like the p3-5 soundtracks) because it also slaps

@@Weirdos22146 most of the stuff from youth was money grabbing crap. It sounded good until it became singing for dollar signs. Country music is now just as bad. It is money and zero soul.

@@miscalotastuff733 it's why I like listening to the older stuff from Christian bands and in general sometimes

Omg same, the closest Christian pieces of media I've ever seen outside of Veggie Tales and Prince of Egypt are those super old movies about Saints (which aren't that bad just boring) or Christian TV shows (A.D. Kingdom and Empire and The Chosen which are also not that bad). Guess our parents were amongst the few that were able to separate religion from media

I mean to be fair, Jesus looks like an anime hero. I really don't think the visuals are a result of extremist Christian views since it's made by an actual and competent animation company, and the character designs were probably their idea. Actually, the way they look now may be because the company was from a Southeast Asian country. Gacha games are extremely trendy there, and these designs look straight out of a gacha game. Edit: I'd also like to add that this company has likely made research on Christianity for the sake of creating these designs, since the designs are surprisingly more competent than other Christian films made by actual Christians (the angels being an obvious one). So this company, which may not even be Christian, were good-intentioned enough to do their own research in order to get things right on their part, which were the visuals. It's just sad that their competency was wasted on this.

@@Пинагод I think they were more referring to the part where Adam throws his manga away.

Also, just a disclaimer, NOT ALL CHRISTIANS WERE RAISED LIKE FANATICS. Personally, my parents had a very good sense of what was fine and what wasn't. While a few animes were off-limits (Demons, dark magic, EXCESSIVE violence, occasionally sex.) Most of them were fine. My parents just didn't want us watching just anything that caught our eye. (Btw, I have 6 siblings, which is why I said "our" so much.)

@@RickAstley-qd8bn going "you cannot consume any media that has demons or magic because it hurts my christian feelings" is crazy

​@@queenofyasrabien It's difficult to understand if you don't understand Christianity itself. It's not about "protecting their feelings", but being cautious about what your kids are being exposed to ; while a lot of times it is a bit excessive, better be safe than sorry

that actually makes sense.

I can definitely see that being a thing!!

that would make a lot of sense

if true that's a terrible idea, cause the real actors would most likely deliver the lines differently from Adam, throwing off the visuals and lipsynch altogether.

I just used to look in the mirror and cry fuck. I want the regime. .. or you know to stop these weirdos. But then I joined in to say bs just because it was entertaining to say blabber shit. But obviously this felt like some rock concert trippy shit.

We had heavy metal style concerts at the apostolic church. I swear we could just sell out tickets there and afterward it was like whooping and hollering like there was no tomato

My farts are better than Saberspark’s farts.

Thx Ford stating what was shown

Ikr. Satan is gonna make me act up 😳

@@p-__ Nobody wants to know that.

It's what John Milton would have wanted. And what we all need >:3

Or honestly, a single other person at all

My thought’s exactly

Oh he did found people, but the moment they saw what they were asked to participate on they refused

@@djpegao I'm pretty sure there are people out there who would take any odd job for a quick paycheck. I'm thinking this guy probably thought only he was good enough to voice all the characters in his passion project. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The same reason why Satan is hot.

Gotta love dating those demons.

We’re slowly gaining one for every hair color

I've dated plenty of demons but none of them were that hot.😂

Oh shit another OM fan! Yay

Haha, great to see the game mentioned! Mammon really grew on me, the little goblin. xD

I appreciate how religious people have the faith to put in the effort to do this stuff, but it is extremely freaky watching this boy enthusiastically go, "Fuck my life, *I want God."* And this reply is coming from someone who hates himself who does believe in the concept of the afterlife.

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Yeah. It's a "good for them, not for me" feeling on the topic of abrahamic religions (Christianity, Judaism, Islam)

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Jesus Christ was literally betrayed and murdered by his own people. How do you think God looks at this world?

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Agreed. I'm a Roman Catholic and I don't think like this. I get the feeling Adam (the creator of this movie) is one of those fanatical Holy Roller-types.

Petition for Saber to make it happen like he did with the last movie. The one with the lion.

High pitched squeals and nails on chalkboard would be better than the original audio. Was it his ego, his budget, or what that made him think this was a good idea?

@Snoozerpoo he's a fully indoctrinated Christian so probably both.

Comment bump so @saberspark sees this!!

It could use some Pauley Shore.

I agree

I was going to comment the same thing. Really well done.

Jesus looks a lot like Heliod from Magic the Gathering

A lot of the visuals actually go super hard

​@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758it's funny that you mention that, cuz Michael fighting Lucifer kinda looks like Archangel Elspeth from March of the Machines, it even has the glowing sword and lightning like the card xD

I can picture Megalovania playing when looking at Satan on deviantart

Thank you for the first part as I was gonna post the same, it just makes sense that Satan would be good looking, he's a former angel and meant to be the epitome of temptation, but also eff you for making me think about that second part...

Adam's doing the Lord's work by making Lucifer available for someone's sexual awakening in church

@@fionajansen395 😂

By that logic, all the angels should be sexy--good or evil. Now, if they had made them all look like K-Pop stars with a touch of those two guys from RRR with the voice talents of Pedro Pascal, my faith in God would have been restored.

That whole scene really rubbed me the wrong way. It’s that text book idea of “oh we’re being oppressed for our faith in god” when in reality Christianity is one of the largest and most powerful religions in the worlds, and especially in the western world. Also like you said this situation would be flipped. It would be the Christians complaining about some queer, cultural minority, religious ministry, etc. music rather than people complaining about Christian music.

@metronicmagician1816 Was. It WAS the most powerful religion. Progressive gnosticism has overtaken it, and you lash out when Christians fight back.

​​@@KopperNeoman My brother in christ, you are not oppressed for being Christian. You are allowed to go to church and spread the gospel. People are not required to listen to you spread your beliefs though. And again, it's one of the largest religions in the world.

@@KopperNeoman Stop acting like a victim.

"Progressive Gnosticism" lmao. This just reminds me of the idea that some people cannot comprehend the lack of religion as anything but some other cult.

I hope you tell whoever was the character designer for Satan that they did the internet a great favour 😂 and they should try their hands on designing characters for otome games cos this Satan would've been a hit in an otome game lol

You can be proud of your work, not your fault the voice acting made everybody cringe through the movie. The animation is very pretty.

That's not just funny...it's hilarious! 🤣

​@@CATmetchuif it's any consolation the animation on this movie is great ! The issue I have is Adams voice acting lol

That's literally so cool... I just wished the Adam guy hired voice actors 💀 It would have saved it actually. The animation is quite good.

Me too would be interesting, that the lord of evil looks like an idol

I too like it. I think it could go well with the idea of evil being seductive. Like the previous comment said: looking like an idol. In reality a lot of evil was (is) accomplished by following charismatic leaders and/or doing shit "in the name of good".

he looks like Genos maybe watch One Punch Man

I actually appreciate it from an accuracy standpoint because Satan is actually supposed to be quite beautiful according to the Bible. Probably why they designed him like this honestly

Fanfics: And this is where I appear

i read dracula once and i absolutely miss quincey. gonna go write a fanfic where he survives.

Well, he is technically. Technically it's canon in Christian bible lore

Tsundere boi ❤

Paradise Lost's interpretation of Lucifer kind of leaned closer to that, to be fair though.

plus don't underestimate my boy satan from obey me like that 😭

😈

Between Gelato-Boy and Smoothie-Girl he's clearly on a crusade against iced desersts.

​@@noradrenalin8062 Yes, *CAKE* My mortal enemy and yet best friend

@@twinzzlers Shell would agree with you.

Then it seems like she dodged a bullet.

Thank god that ice cream skipped the chopping block.

My farts are better than Saberspark’s farts.

@@p-__ what

Wait, you watch Saberspark too?

@@I_aint_active_no_more yea ofc I do lol

Awesome

It was only a matter of time 😅

NGL you gave me and idea to break free from my artblock....

Well, I'm at least a bit pleased now :3

"babygirlified" is now a part of my vocabulary

@@nohintshere one of us. One. Of. Us. ONE OF US. *ONE OF US.* *_ONE OF US_*

Jesus in this one looks like King Micah from She ra and the princesses of power in she ra drag, the resemblence is uncanny but hilarious lol.

@@CATmetchu I knew that character looked familiar...

They both look like went to the MET Gala.

True baptism is being naked and being baptized in a lake of lava and then dipped in hot oil and water to clean your soul. Like the King Darius in the movie 300

Yesss saberspark should host another reanimate ^^

no

I'd be down to voice act *any* female character.

That would be great but, I hope it does not go through “Balto” levels of copy striking even when it is reanimated.

@@hannahwishon9958 it’s a fun movie idea, that needs work.

Ladies can't resist that good soft served.

🍦 😩

The stomach is Satan's playground apparently.

@@jaysherman2615 if you rearrange the letters of stomach, you get Satamcho. It you remove cho and replace the m with an n, you get Satan. Coincidence?

​@@jaysherman2615 gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins for a reason I suppose haha

Tom Kenny does the same thing. When I was a kid, I had no clue SpongeBob and Ice King shared the same voice actor until an episode of SpongeBob where Tom's voice went into the Ice King range.

Arin Hanson is a genious...his girl voices Crack me up....that Kitty dating game kiiiiillllls me

"Still be actually entertaining" That's been debatable for a number of years now... Like, I struggle to think of anything likeable he's done in recent years, it's just been switching between saying "poopy butthole" for the 10 thousandth time and betraying his friends...

​@@_-Lx-_ I agree with both of you. I like the voice he does for pious asshole women, but he himself is the asshole.

arin's VN protagonist voice my beloved,,,,

NAHAHAHAHA

instead, he probably searched for some trans voice training tutorial

Or at the very least have the female characters voiced by actual female crew members, like this jenny person

I think the guy that made that statue went and made another one but hotter

It gets even better. They then commissioned his brother, who made another statue which was even hotter

​@@Crystre I love everything about this.

​​@@trekkieraccoon3343 It was his older brother. I think his was only acceptable because there was a bit less exposed skin and a more defeated looking pose. But yeah, I think it's way hotter. The first looked like a teenage boy while the second is straight hunk.

You are referring to the statue "Le génie du mal" (The genius of evil) first sculpted by Joseph Geefs. It was considered too provocative, mostly for the pose (the legs crossed, an hand on his thigh and the way he's slightly reclined behind, as if he's inviting the viewer), the fact he was way too calm and confrontarble for a fallen angel, his pretty boy face, the ephebic body, the long hair and his confident expression. So they called his older brother, Guillaume Geefs, to remake it, and so he did, buffing him up and turning his expression to a furious one, deforming his face and eliminating the "cute" factor. Most prefer the second version, probably because he's way more detailed, has more dynamism and beefy men are usually considered attractive. For whatever it matters I prefer the first one though.

My farts are better than Saberspark’s farts.

@AfianyArkoasnow298 make me

Doesnt the Monogatari series have a literal guy that tosses around crosses.

Prince of Egypt was actually jewish believe it or not

​@@XendermanYou do know the Bible was written by Jews. Right? That's why modern Christianity is similar to Jewish beliefs. Maybe not the actions they do like current day sacrifices and following the old law. The beliefs and history are the same as the Jewish people. The Bible was written from the inspiration from God through Jewish human writers.☺️👍

Lol! Accurate!

I have a soft spot for Bible man too ( it’s how I remembered and still know the scriptures ) and coming from a power ranger fan I’m sorry that you couldn’t watch it as a child, it’s on RU-vid if you want to watch ( just stay away from mega force)

your 8 years younger then me if your usser name is your birth date. But that still meens you where a kid in the early 00s. I knew kids who had that kind of childhood. It was weird. However I also went to youth group becouse my freind had one of those childhoods :p..not becouse i was relgiouis..I hated relgion. but youth groups where legit fun back then. We hiked, mounton biked, swam, even had melee and battlefront tornys.

It's always nice to see someone who grew up in that environment noticing that the conversion missions felt off. Thanks for focusing on helping others more than recruiting. I'm sure the people you assisted were quite grateful.

Mission trips are usually about spreading the Gospel. And yes, typically something else like services will accompany it. However, giving the good news of the fact that we have a savior is more valuable than anything. It is about our eternal soul. Our life on Earth does not match that time. If you knew that a car had a broken break, it would be loving for you to tell the man who wants to drive it that he may die if he were to get into it, even if he doesn’t believe you. It’s similar to telling people about how we are sinners whose good works are not a way into heaven (you can’t bribe a judge; and we would always feel as if we fall short in trying to be a good person). We think we are good, but we arent; we are liars, adulterers, thieves, blasphemers, etc. However, God loves us so much that Christ died for us, paying the price and doing all the hard work for us, so that we could have eternal life. All we have to do is accept that free gift. One can not receive a gift and payment of fines if they don’t accept it. Especially, they cannot accept that gift if they don’t realize it’s something they need.

Honestly, missionaries who actively try to convert scare me. Thanks for being better

@@carniethedat7071 my sister is going on a domestic mission trip this summer (I had prior commitments preventing me from doing so) and it’s 100% focused on just helping out people in the area. The only real Christian part is the group just lets them know they’re from a church and ask to pray for people, and if they refuse then they oblige. So yeah, definitely better than the weird conversion missions.

The only missions I did wore on GTA

Tbh, I really wish Adam worked for a real cartoon than a low-budget movie.

Yeah, this film is basically at war with East Asian beliefs such as Hinduism and Buddhism and along with East African Spiritual Beliefs and I think Sount American Beliefs? Like, God. This was painful to watch. Saber explained it perfectly.

Exactly what I was thinking. They're kinda the "almost-equivilent" of the so-called "wOkE" media, just in a more niche extent. And admittedly, some of the regious stories are pretty cool, so there's that.

@@veggsbacon1891 what?

Yea word, it's disgusting.

It the "my way only" mindset, and they get really upset for the existence of people who don't follow their beliefs. Like wasn't there a whole line about not judging others and etc??

Glad to say it isn't just Christianity. Ironically enough this was also the attitude people had back then against Christianity. Early Christians were persecuted and ridiculed for their beliefs in a small religion, it's why there were so many 'martrys'. I guess one can live long enough to see themselves the villain.

I had a "friend" who didn't like that I wasn't religious and whenever he could get a chance he would try and cram his beliefs to me. To the points I actually snapped and told him "God, isn't real if he was why would he allow people to suffer and create a world with hate and to get sick? Does he find amusement in everyone's suffering?" Yada yada edgelord stuff. I don't like being like that but I hate dealing with pushy religious people.

​​​@@LalaRojas-jd5rc The sect of Christianity that believes if you don't believe in God you go to hell is kind of crazy to me. Why would you give people free will if their is a right religious belief to have. How can it be fair to punish people. Which are definitely a questioning and skeptical species by our nature. Yet they are condemned to hell for not believing in something, that their is only some artifacts and perhaps the existence of Jesus to support. Even though it doesn't prove he is the Son of God. It's crazy to me that a supposedly "all loving God" would then turn a blind eye to people going to hell simply for not believing in him.

If you had the key to salvation, would you keep it to yourself, or share it with the world?

There already have been, such as Dante's Inferno.

@@Bloodlyshiva I hate how hard I laughed at this comment, thank you 💀

Now that this movie has been brought to people's attention, THERE WILL BE.

Could we actually send this to prozd? His voice would suit PERFECTLY for Tumblr sexy Satan

I mean, some people theorized that the nephilim were beings born due to an angel and a human entangling, so it's totally possible for the fanfics to happen.

*Loads ntw-20 with malicious intent*

My farts are better than Saberspark’s farts

My sabersparks are better than Fart's sabersparks

I believe you. I just listened to the episode of the "God Awful Movies" podcast where they reviewed that cartoon about the Prophet Muhammad where the show all the scenes with Muhammad from his perspective to get around the rule against making images of Muhammad.

Why you leave? I'm a Muslim and just genuinely want to know :oc

@@ShadowPa1adin I'm not Muslim but I was raised in an Islamic country and oh my God I think I remember watching this in 2nd grade. You just unlocked a repressed memory.

@@sekiezkogg I heard about that movie on the God Awful Movies podcast. Normally they riff on Christian movies, but they also make fun of bad movies from other religions (they recently did one about a Scientology propaganda film, iirc).

There's some good animated ones like Nusa Rara, then there's ones that look like someone new to blender made

As someone who watches Murder Drones 24/7, I agree

are you talking about the smoothie girl?

the Taiwanese studio probably explains that.

Thats what makes it especially bizarre. Decent animation but bottom tier voice actor.

That might be the South Park movie.

Hence why the vast majority of Christians are homophobic

Wait WHUT??

@@LaLaLaLaNom I assume you can read, so you already know what I said

@@LaLaLaLaNom yeah, I mean if you name someone the kings official "bedfellow" then people are gonna talk

i need to know more

My farts are better than Saberspark’s farts

@@p-__get your fart fetish out of here

Except Vegetales and Prince of Egypt

90% of them are garbage but the 10% are god tier

@@Naz1Killer yeah and a few others that I could add to that list but not much else.

Well wasn't really meant for us humans so I understand.

@@DefenDefault4 It's just a dude making random sounds pretending to speak an ancient language

​@@DefenDefault4 it's literally meant to make fun of languages that aren't your native tongue 💦

Like, am i the only one who can just immediatly tell its just made up? Most of the time it's made up in the spot too, it's so silly, i cant understand hpw people fall for it

Totally see her muttering in Latin or Chinese or German Heil seig

The gibberish “speaking in tongues” is very cringe to me as a Catholic. As I understand it, to speak in tongues (at least one version) is to basically preach the gospel to a bunch of people of different languages and they can all hear it in their own language. It’s basically the antitype of the tower of babel. One anecdotal story I heard (forget where) that relates to an actual speaking in tongues was when a priest or deacon felt called to talk to a particular Ukrainian lady. She opened up that she was considering suicide, and after she was convinced not to do that, later the priest found out that she didn’t know a lick of English and thought the priest was speaking in Ukrainian, likewise the priest thought she was speaking English.

That, and in the whole "afterlife judgement"-narrative of Christianity, Jesus not only the defense-attorney, but also the judge (which sounds like a massive conflict of interest IMO).

Is that how we got the phrase “devil’s advocate”?

@@lovelydreamingtime9563 - nope, though that's an interesting thought, and maybe there's some connection I'm unaware of. The "devil" didn't exist at all as a concept in this case, he was later derived from this figure as more or less fan-fiction, lol. The prosecutor worked for God, not some devil (Christianity is supposed to be monotheistic, after all, not bi-theistic). The term "devil's advocate" iirc comes from a practice by missionaries in medieval times (when the devil fanon was well established). The idea is that if you're going to send out people on a mission to convert non-believers, they need to be well equipped for the kinds of arguments they're likely to face - you don't want to send someone out unprepared. The devil's advocate would be another member of the monastery taking part in a mock argument for practice. His goal was to argue against god, where the missionary was to argue in favor. The devil's advocate was to present arguments in good faith, making points that actual potential converts or detractors might make - if a devil's advocate didn't understand the counterargument, or presented it poorly or as a strawman so to speak, it wouldn't be useful practice and would lead to missionaries being unprepared (and maybe more susceptible to being covered away). That last point is something where the term "devil's advocate" gets misused often imo - if someone is just being a rote contrarian, or sarcastically making bad arguments to make fun of the side they disagree with, or as is often the case, just sincerely believes and argues for something they know is unpopular, they're not really being a devil's advocate. A devil's advocate is only when arguing in good faith ("steelmanning") in favor of a stance they disagree with - usually for something like debate practice, but it can also be a good method of checking your own set of beliefs and biases by challenging them (and thus reinforcing them... or, possibly, updating them).

Yeah totally agree

Jesus was wearing a Burger King Aragorn crown knock-off. I half expected Gandalf to show up as God. If only he could have gotten Sir Ian McKellen or Morgan Freeman to voice the man upstairs, it would have at least had some emotion. As it was, it made some of those creepy NFT cartoons look like they rolled off the Cartoon Network by comparison.

The dubbing was bad 😂

@@JaynaeMarieXIV *Big Man Upstairs I rather see Morgan Freeman voicing God

This story and this movie made me feel like I somehow survived being on Earth throughout this, watching as whatever the hell was going on led up to Giant Golden Gamecube Thing.

I mean considering the messages I'm seeing in this movie so far I doubt he does Edit: yup he's one of those weirdos who thinks Christians are discriminated against because they can't preach to everyone and also is into guns lol

@@strayiggytvrip you’re probably right

​​@@strayiggytveah, I had a kid like that in my highschool. He'd constantly look down on others and try to preach all the time. Even ignoring that, he was just generally a rude person. Eventually he tried to get a teacher in trouble after the teacher told him to stop trying to control other people's actions/beliefs. After that he left and became homeschooled. From what I saw when he was at school, he didn't have any friends. I believe even other Christians at my school didn't interact with him

​@@1Tako1 Kids like that are truly depressing, there's no way he picked up that mentality on his own, he would have for have gotten it from his home life. 😔 I feel super bad for those types of people, especially kids.

@@strayiggytv Yea. The fact the gun community has these types of people is sad. This is coming from diehard gun enthusiast.

My farts are better than Saberspark’s farts.

The Chosen is about as close as we'll get 😔

@@Doggie1999 i've seen some nice animated movies about histories of the bible, i think there is this movie about Queen Esther that is animated, it looked pretty good.

Ben-Hur is another great one. Along with Titanic and Return of the King, it is one of the three films in history to win 11 Oscars.

​@@andrewchung2940 The Passion Of The Christ Is Pretty Good Too.