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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! RICK GRIMES! VERSUS! WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you CARL! I said stay back with the others While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!) I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
Imagine going through life, getting accepted to law school, passing law school, passing the BAR, paying your dues as lawyer, then getting elected as judge just to rule "plaintiff is not a giant floating head."
From Karl's GoFundMe: "If and when I defeat Mitchell in court, he will likely have to pay back a lot of the costs that I incurred. I will use that money to host a grand gaming tournament in his honour." That sounds excellent and had me cackling. Thanks for letting us know about this. Went and donated a bit, he's 3/4 of the way by the look of things. Good luck to him.
I'm only interested in the tournament if all the games are clearly rigged for you to win but you aren't allowed to mention that without being kicked out of the event
You know what really shows your innocence? Sue literally everyone who ever mentions that you're cheating even if they're just jokes and aren't really even talking about you in the first place
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! RICK GRIMES! VERSUS! WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you CARL! I said stay back with the others While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!) I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
I want to see Keanu Reeves sue Bitchell for looking vaguely similar to him. And then have everyone in the courtroom dressed like Billy Mitchell just to piss him off
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Watch him also sue Charlie for defamation or send a cease and desist. He’s a literal man baby throwing a tantrum cause he got caught cheating. Karl is amazing and doesn’t deserve to deal with his bs.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! RICK GRIMES! VERSUS! WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you CARL! I said stay back with the others While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!) I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
"Usually he's dressed like he's running for Student Class President"- holy shit that is the most apt description of this man's wardrobe I've ever heard.
If Karl counter sues then I want Moist to be the guy in the jury who delivers the verdict and absolutely destroy this self proclaimed "video game player of the year"
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I didn't even know the guy was a real person untill now. Just saw him on Regular Show and thought "Wow, this guy is sad" and now I know he's real and now I'm thinking "Wow, this guy is sad"
He would lie. Wouldn't even hesitate about it, either. He genuinely believes he's done nothing wrong. The man is a paranoid, delusional sociopath. He won't stop until he's in jail.
@@AristophMarloque He won't stop even if he gets put in jail. Sociopaths and psychopaths don't know when to stop and don't understand just how problematic their behavior is towards themselves and those around them.
@@AristophMarloque I feel like you're right, but I'm really curious how his answer would sound. Like, his speech. Would it sound confident? Like he believed it whole heartedly? Or like this is a lie he is so bought into that the lie is natural to him? I imagine the legality of him lying would hinge on whether he really believed himself or not, which isn't something you can really prove one way or another, but I find people like him interesting because it's so hard to tell just how much is delusion and how much is some sort of personality disorder. We've all known lesser versions of him, and, for me at least, these kinds of people just make me feel an intense discomfort.
There are, but it takes a LOT to be labeled as a frivolous litigant, depending on the jurisdiction; even in the most lenient of jurisdictions, the label of "frivolous litigant" is a fairly high bar to meet. It's a double-edged sword, because it allows for rightful litigants to file suit against those who have genuinely wronged them, but it also allows jerks like Billy to abuse the system to silence his critics. Also not all states have anti-SLAPP laws on the books, otherwise most of these cases would be thrown out because they are explicitly intended to discourage public participation by silencing critics.
@@Jus7here some states have an anti-SLAPP(Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation) law, which allows lawsuits designed to stop a person using their first amendment rights to quickly have them dismissed and then allow them to SLAPP-back to get the legal fees back.
Met him unintentionally in Ft Lauderdale a couple of years ago at the Glitch Arcade. Was playing the Donkey Kong cabinet only to have some guy tell me that I needed to move so he could play and record. I said "when I'm done". I was met with "Billy Mitchell is here to record, and he's using this game." Continued to explain how I didn't care who the fxck wants to play. Fun time.
Yeah like jesus christ he could just be like... "Damn, you got me, I've made a mistake and now there are consequences" Instead we get "You think I've done something wrong here?! Huh PUNK?! I'll beat your ass if you say that mean word one more time!"
As a former musician, i feared that i would become one of those drunk guys in a bar, still talking about what could've been. That actually sounds damn cool now :P.
Anytime I think of court cases, I always just default to the idea that they’re all serious. Imagine being a judge and having to write on paper “plaintiff is not a floating head that explodes such as the way this cartoon character does”
Billy Mitchel could have just admitted his cheating, apologized and leaned into his villain persona in a light hearted way and the community would have loved him for it.
I’m surprised there isn’t a law where if you’re suing with either the most useless excuse or with the intent of draining the other person’s money, then they don’t pay for it, you do
His hair creates a natural shielding around his face that absorbs all light, so that the public can never truly see his coarse and unnatural visage. What we do see, is enough.
I'll never forget when Billy sued RU-vidr Apollo Legend. He sued him while he was going through a rough time in his life, including having cancer. Apollo exposed him for cheating in depth like Karl. Apollo eventually died not long after reaching an agreement with Mitchell. I loved Apollo's content because it introduced me to speed running. I was sad when I found out he died after going through all that shit.
In Colorado to make a criminal claim its around 200 and up, for civil only 100-150. Source: Ex girl wouldnt give me over 300 dollars worth of property back and thought of pursuing legal action
@Hunter Vonnegut I'm not personally, but for perspective, if you donated $20 to a RU-vidr you've watched for years, and tens of hours of content FOR FREE, compared to television or other forms of entertainment, it's pretty fair. Side note; seen you said Elon Musk is dumb.. please show me how to be that rich and dumb, because I'll be a full blown idiot
@@Napenthe Big words.. you know this guy lived with his brother in an office creating PAYPAL?? They took turns sleeping under a desk , I think I understand economics plenty, cope harder
People who lawyer up, particularly over a frivolous lawsuit are just scared and end up becoming victims of greedy lawyers. I was sued, debated hiring an attorney but I knew it was BS so I represented myself and then laughed at the guy after the judge dismissed it.
The great irony of all of this, is that Billy's desire to try and fight Karl has assisted in Karl becoming a larger name on RU-vid which in turn has given him a greater chance to fight Billy to the end on this.
He's more pathetic than dsp. Dsp despite playing a broken version of SF atleast actually played fairly to earn his crappy 4th place. Where this guy just outright cheated.
I remember when Billy Mitchell tried suing Cartoon Network for making a parody character based on him, and it was thrown out because the character is just a giant floating head and Billy is a human. Absolutely wild.
@@John-Doe-Yo Yeah, basically. It means that you can't just sue someone as an intimidation tactic, which is what this guy is doing. They are often too expensive to fight, so you cave in even if you're not guilty. It's just to silence you
@@John-Doe-Yo Yes, but they are often poorly designed in a way that also very frequently results in actual legitimate defamation suits being dismissed without the victim even getting a chance to have their day in court, the idea is a good one but in practice they have a lot of problems too.
@@coopercummings8370 yeah personally I think the best solution would to be to waive the legal fees until guilt is determined but that’s difficult to do in capitalism
I don’t know, a guy who pokes and prods clearly mentally unstable person who’s known for idiotic lawsuits for content? No, I wouldn’t say he deserves any support. It’s a scummy thing to do to make content off of mentally unstable people. Not only that, but then to also act surprised as if the guy has never done something like this before, and then try to milk his viewers for even more money by coming up with some bogus legal defense cost.
What a shame. Growing up my dad had me playing all the classics, and Billy Mitchell was always a kind of legend in my eyes. I actually went to a convention with my father and got to shake his hand. I’ll never forget what he said. “You want to know the secret to a high score? A high GPA.” I was stoked at the time. Really disappointing to see him doing all this :(
i think it's funny that after the lawsuit stuff was done with regular show and he got laughed out of court basically, they brought his character back to life and gave him a son that looked even more like billy mitchell and then killed them both again all in the same episode.
I feel like what would be the most poetic stroke of irony, is if when Twin Galaxies wins their suit with Billy, they use their winnings from that lawsuit to fund Karl's lawyer fees, so then Karl can use the winnings from his first lawsuit to pay for the lawyer fees for the SECOND lawsuit.
Twin Galaxies was, in all likelihood, complicit in his cheating. It was a group of buddies who would all verify obviously bogus claims. I bet Billy uses this as a defense.
@@MrPancake1225ayylmao This was before Jace Hall acquired it. Everyone has praised the new management that has been cleaning house of the former owner cheating.
What if every case that won took proceeds and paid it forward to defend the next shit he pulls but kept it going. That account can't be bottomless. Eventually it would become too much trouble and he'd have to slow down or stop. Buuuuut if he doubled down eventually he'd have to start pawning those American flag accessories and suits.
@@rolandhooton8275 The same Jace Hall formerly of Monolith, voice of Tchernobog, and survivor of Texas-Based Technocryptid John Carmack, that Jace Hall?
It’s nice to see a internet celebrity like Charlie put his worth behind smaller creators. Just talking about what’s happening to Karl will be a huge boost but this mad lad is also stepping into the ring with a donation practically begging the gamer of the century to challenge him. Never change moist.
I mean, he got into the lawsuit business a long time ago, there is no coming back now If he comes out not taking it seriously anymore i doubt anyone would "forgive" him or take it with hearth as they would if he did right when he was spotted, or after his first lawsuits, but at that time i think he was on kahoot with the number one speedrun site on the internet, if i dont mix my butthurt speedrun cheater stories
@@ArseAllowance He's friends with Todd Rodgers and they not only ran in the same circles but IIRC ol' Toddie verified some of Billy Bitchell's records, too. So even if you mixed it up you'd have done it for a reason, they're both cheaters and friends and bamboozled Twin Galaxies and Guinness together.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! RICK GRIMES! VERSUS! WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you CARL! I said stay back with the others While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!) I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
Word, It's hard not to get stuck when life knocks you around. I'm trying not to be the dude that peaked in high school but god damn if my life isn't 10x more boring now. Keep looking forward boys even if it looks bleak
It's wild that he thinks he could ever hide the truth anyway? I mean this was all already the subject of a really popular documentary (King of Kong: Fistful of Quarters)
People who serial sue not only are crazy but have the most patience I could ever imagine. I can't believe that going into court and doing paper work 24/7 can not be that fun nor worth it.
I'm so glad Charlie's covering this, i got into the Speedrunning community from watching Charlie's streams and became a big fan of people like Karl and Summoning Salt and these lawsuits are so absurdly silly. I'm sure Karl will win but it's gotta be a lot of stress on him and his family and he's such a wholesome guy and doesn't deserve any of this so great to see Charlie bringing it to a wider audience.
@@MephiticMiasma but hes prob gonna gain a lot of subs from this so after the dust settles he's gonna have a larger audience and a more steady cash flow
I ran into Billy Mitchell at a convention last year, and had a conversation with him. From that I gathered he was incredibly full of himself and thinks he's the main character in everyone's lives. We talked about how the difficulty of video games has changed over time, and before I could say I appreciate that there are different difficulties for gamers to have options he bragged about being the best at the old games, which were very difficult because he isn't a pussy. 10/10 hilarious conversation.
I guarantee little Billy walked away from talking to you while thinking "Yep, secured another fan!" The man has absolute zero self-awareness, he's rather like a toddler in that way.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! RICK GRIMES! VERSUS! WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart, sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you CARL! I said stay back with the others While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!) I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
I saw Billy Mitchell at Free Play Florida a few weeks ago. Had no idea who the guy was, just took my kids to the convention because it seemed like a good time for them. I had to use the restroom, and as I went to wash my hands, Billy Mitchell was at a sink, looking at himself intensely in the mirror. He was fixing his shirt cuffs, adjusting stray hairs, and checking his jacket for lint. As he walked away from the mirror, he turned back one last time, about 5 feet from the counter and shot double guns to his own reflection. I have never seen a more douchey gesture in my life. Again, I had no idea who this was. I told my friends back in the main conference hall about this encounter immediately. They knew who I was describing but had no idea about any of this lawsuit stuff or alleged cheating. We stumbled across this video and are all having a good laugh now.
@@legojay14 if I wanted to lie I would come up with something way wilder. This really happened, lol. He looked like he was preparing for the job interview of a lifetime when in reality he went and sat in a booth with very little traffic in the way of people seeking selfies or autographs.
@@tonymalfitano7992 that sounds like something Billy Mitchell would do. It’s even funnier taking into account the allegations of him cheating his records
Watch the king of kong if you have not already..when he compares himself to a ace fighter pilot from the war is hilarious, it should be a comedy movie with Will Ferrell and Ben Stiller.
It's called a SLAPP suit. I heard awhile that there were going to be crack downs on it. But I've never an update about if the regulations were pushed through or not. I just know courts are becoming annoyed with them. Just because of the sheer amount of wasted time and resources.
My math teacher in high school was Billy Mitchell’s greatest enemy- the #2 Donkey Kong arcade player (you can watch him in the documentary about their rivalry on MTV). I remember him being so sweet and describing Billy Mitchell as “a certain type of personality”. Now that Billy Mitchell has been outed as a fraud, I hope he’s ok and not being sued…
I loved King of Kong, hated how Billy submitted this grainy shit VHS that 'proved' he beat Steve's score like hours after his got the record and they just accepted it
