Double the fun considering the guy never beat Ludwig, so he did not even get to fight the Living Failures HA ! EDIT : wow this comment was old O_o Sorry
Jonathan Morgan , Phil as a bloodborne boss, he would try to tank your hits and spam, and during the entire boss fight with him he would yell "oh my god dude! Dude! This guy is cheating i hit him and did 0 damage!"
If I remember correctly, I saw through a TIHYDP (I never directly watched this slimeball's content and I never will since it would support him) that he actually managed to mess up a cutscene where you could just do nothing and enjoy the graphics.
@@Skillfulstone CoD Modern Warfare 2019? Not only did he lose the last QTEs more than once, after BEATING the big bad he chose to fool around and fell off the helicopter.
@Παναγιωτης Κούσης I was talking about RDR2 but what!?! he managed to lose AFTER a boss fight??? How do you mess up that bad... it was bad enough when in Dying light he lost every single QTE multiple times in a sequence that remains the same even if you die...
He feels so entitled, he doesn't even try to justify the grinding. I'm glad he ended up being a streamer, though. Imagine having him as a colleague at your job. This way I can just treat him as exactly what he is: one of the many weird internet phenomenons I can shut out by turning away. Blessed be you, little man-child.
The vocabulary of DSP: Challenge = Cheap Difficulty = Bullshit Powerful = Overpowered Lack of Skill = Unfair What a pathetic way of viewing games. WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING?!
I (insert action), but it didn't come out = I know what I was supposed to do there, but failed anyway. The game made me (insert action) = I wasn't aware that would happen, but I tried my luck anyway. Can't see/camera sucks = I backed myself into a corner and couldn't get out. The inputs are so delayed = My reaction times are bad. Enemy has insane reach = Why aren't there any safe spots or breaks in the action where I can heal without worry? Look at this, they just keep following me = The developers should have allowed you to run past challenges without confrontation more easily. Beginners trap = Games shouldn't have surprises or ambushes in them. I shouldn't have to expect the unexpected. Puzzle Boss = A boss that requires thinking skills and can't easily be beaten by brute forcing your way through it. The game didn't teach me (insert skill/mechanic) = I expect everything in a game to be straightforward and formulaic. I don't like new and inspired design elements. I actually liked (insert game or part of game) = It was easy and gave me immediate gratification. This game sucks/Fuck you (insert developer) = Wow my performance there was terrible, and I'm embarrassed for having shown that on stream.
I always wonder how does phil get by daily events... I mean, does he go to the market and complains to the owner saying "how is this fair?? the bread costs 5 dollars but I only have 4!! at least give me a chance!"?
I love that when he is fighting gascoigne he just starts runninng all over the boss area, he just doesn't seem to know what to do and starts a scooby doo chase that ends with him dying.
Ngl I did that the first time I fought him but the second time I realized side steps were better for his second phase (if we can call it a second phase).
@@cchh556 watching the Witcher 3 version of this I had to turn it off because I was genuinely getting pissed because he constantly backed to a wall then got cornered and wrecked and it was always a broken camera, game glitch, dodge not working, or whatever other bullshit he can think of besides just saying "I messed up right there"
I love how he really keeps checking every corner in a Boss Room to see if he can find a way to cheese or block the Boss in any way. Like, comon DipShitPhil, stop being a coward and fight the damn boss.
That's because he spent the entire game up to that point completely abusing it, to the point that once it didn't work anymore, he had nothing else to fall back on.
My favorite is, and always will be when he yells 'DAHDGE!' when he's clearly swinging his weapon, like the people watching are too stupid to realize that.
I chose that as my starting class, and I ended up getting both Strength and Vitality all the way up to 50, as well as eventually fully upgrading the Kirkhammer to +10.
I know this is old but I came back to watch this for nostalgia I guess, but dear god does Phil piss me off so badly... as someone who plays the souls games a lot, seeing the mistakes he makes and his constant whining/excuses just... god, it enrages me. And don't get me wrong, I'd be more understanding if this was his first souls-like game, everybody starts out rusty and makes poor decisions. But he's played dark souls 1/2 AND demon souls before this! How is he still THIS BAD?! Anyways, some things that really piss me off about his playthrough: 1) He picked the cane... of course he picked the cane... it's like cosmic fate or something, you know? The cane isn't bad but I wouldn't consider it a beginner weapon, it does less damage than the other two, and both the other two have stunning capabilities. He just HAD to pick it, didn't he. The one time he probably ignored his chat because it "looked cool", I'd swear he did it on purpose if I didn't know he was just that fucking stupid. 2) The constant handholding, and looking at chat. When he first entered the Cleric Beast boss room and backed away to the fog door, YOU CAN SEE HIM LOOKING AT THE CHAT!!! This guy needs constant babying to do even the most simple things! The fact he didn't even realise it was a boss room until he saw the fog door is boggling as well, why the fuck would there be a big health bar and a boss name if it wasn't a boss room? 3) He is so.fucking.passive. It's insane... what's worse is he gets greedy/cocky/aggressive at the worst possible times and it leads to him dying. He can never find the right balance. Most of the time though, he's backing away, or like right at the beginning when he's shooting at the werewolf. If he just had some fucking balls for a change he might actually improve and get better at the game. But no, just like how he is in real life, he's a limp dicked little bitch. This, THIS, is what pisses me off more than anything. He really misses the shield so much, i'm really glad you can't use one (at least, a good one anyway) in this game and that he was forced to dodge instead. I rambled a lot but god, I needed to get that out of my system. Phil is a blight on humanity, and on the souls series. I'm both excited and nauseous when thinking about him playing Elden Ring... I hope to god he rage quits, please please please. Give him another Ludwig, I beg you, I wanna see this manchild throw a tantrum so bad.
his Elden Ring play through is just going to be him whining he isn't getting enough tips and then saying he won't play it anymore cause "peepul r sayen they dun lyke the gaem. *wet snort* "
The number of times he says "just kill me" is actually kinda infuriating to me. First time I fought Sif I took down 1/4 of his hp without getting hit, because I was one hit away from death with no estus. Never give up man, our greatest victories are forged in the fire of our defeat.
@@fourcrippledhorses His excuses are all the same, saw his death count on Elden Ring has already reached 500, I wonder how many were for dropped inputs, "pressed dodge" the camera or a "cheap boss that doesn't follow the games rules?
fun fact: he sidesteps back almost every time he needs to dodge in a game that designed in way that highly encourages aggressive playstyle and you should mostly dodge forward says a lot about him imo
Tbf that’s something someone who’s more familiar with dark souls has to unlearn first. I tend to do the same sometimes when playing because of instinct.
He just never saves enough stamina to dodge. He just goes in and spams spams spams attacks until hes at 0 stam, and then wonders why his character didnt dodge
He also never two-hands/switches weapon format, reinforces his weapons, or levels up Vitality to a degree that matters. And he wonders why he keeps dying and wasting blood vials.
I had to comment on this. I have platinumed this game and killed Amelia like 12 times and I have literally never seen her heal. Didn't even know she could. Impressive.
I like these re-uploads. You can talk about the video again years/months later. I never got the chance to point out his use of "combo" when enemies attack him. In a fighting game combos - and he should know this - are not avoidable/blockable once you get caught in them. If the first strike hits you, you get staggered and eat every attack of the combo. This is NOT the case when he uses "combo" in BB. Almost every time he says "Wow, he killed me with one combo, dooooüoood" he could have just rolled/jumped away after the first attack(s). However, this guy has the shittiest transition between offense and defense. If he fights Amelia he is so afraid and passive, backs away the whole fight and makes it able for her to heal 4 times in one fight. However if he fights minor enemies, he always assumes he can just stunlock them with anything. At 58:10 he could have rolled away when the enemy was roasting him but he instead - like so many times - keeps spamming his attack. 59:10, same thing. He could have rolled away after the first or second hit but he didn't. He stands in the enemy's attacks. I cannot think of one unavoidable combo in this game that will do 100% dmg (if you have a decent amount of HP). Those are attacks strings are all dodgeable mid string. Also his claim that this isn't the same in Dark Souls is completely false. There are also minor enemies that can kill you if you stand still like an idiot. Again, he has the worst mix of aggressiveness and being careful.
I'd argue that if you're trying to twink, the enemy hunters, the giant executioners, and the giant sharks in the DLC can one-shot you. Happened to me a LOT when I was trying to get the Rakuyo at BL43. But then again, DSP never even made it past Ludwig in his attempt at the DLC.
How every single fight goes in DSP DS/Bloodborne videos: *Spams attacks at beginning of fight using all stamina* *Dies* WTF I can't block/dodge/roll Also, if you don't like backtracking do everyone a favour and stop playing these games, your whining is incredibly fucking grating on the nerves. You're like a 12 year old on CoD losing a match, but on EVERY GAME. Finally, this guy has ZERO spatial awareness.
That or visibly mid-swing mashing r1, gets hit, then goes "I tried to roll, didn't work". Of course it doesn't work when you're in the middle of attacking. Stop mashing Phil. That and I absolutely hate whenever he gets hit, he panic mashes like 3 rolls out, then just spins the camera to face away from the enemies he was fighting, and slowly jogs away healing. Happens in DS3 too, and it's the dumbest damn thing to see. Just pay attention to the enemies, why would you just turn your back to them and walk away licking your wounds.
I sadly never played Bloodborne myself since i have no Playstation, but it is a waste to see Phil disrespect a nice game with his poor sportsmanship when he overlevels so grossly. It's like he doesn't even care about attracting more viewers to his channel with such low stakes performances. This is his paid job after all, you'd think he would care more or at least not be as bad.
There should be a counter for how many times he says "I dodged, nothing happens". Pretty sure that could be covered on From Soft's latest magnum opus, Elden Ring 😂
Overleveling doesn't make a difference if you don't dump enough points into the proper stats. If he had overleveled by dumping points into Vitality, he wouldn't be dying nearly as much as he is.
“So last night guys I sold all of my potions so I could level up to 42.” After one fight with Vicar Amellia: “Well, I’m out of potions now so it looks like I’ll have to grind.”
He's obviously never learned how to properly grind Blood Echoes in the best areas in order to level up that way. Blood Vials are the most important consumable in the whole game, so you need to have as many as possible.
The thing that baffles me the most is that he doesn’t do half bad fighting some of the bosses for the 1st time. He is just a little shit that refuses to learn because then he’d had to admit it isn’t the game’s fault.
You hit the nail on the head. Phil never changes or adapts or learns from his mistakes. He will slam his head into one brick wall after another until they break and that seems to be the way he’s lived his entire life. It’s like a lack of pattern recognition or something
That Father Gascoigne fight is rough. Rekt me the first couple times. But there's nothing like the rush of fighting a Bloodborne boss or the rush when you win. Usually have to get up and do cardio.
I managed Gascoigne in one go, it just took me realizing his uppercut was really easy to parry, and I molotoved the hell out of him in beast form. I got real cocky and got absolutely merc'd by Bloodstarved. Then the "actual" Hunter fights (Henryk, Djura's Guard, etc.) Made me really work for it. So I thought I had a handle on things going into NG+. Gascoigne had other ideas. For some reason NG+ Gascoigne rocked my shit for like four days...
"Dark Souls 2 had way more frequent checkpoints than this" - Phil I suppose that's why you quit on several optional bosses just because you "didn't like the trip back" in Dark Souls 2, right? He's still never learned not to grind off-camera because it cuts out content for his viewers. At least this time around, I don't think he can cheat his way to high level without actually grinding, unlike in Demon's Souls. 2:06:15 - Looks at stream, gets ambushed by knife lady, classic!
Gakusangi I’m pretty sure he did this at release which means he could have used the duping glitch and just sold a bunch of blood vials to gets echoes to level up
It's amazing how he still hasn't figured out how to heal properly. He just panick heals as soon as he takes damage and gets immediately layed out haha!
Overleveling means nothing if you dump your points into the wrong stats. You have to upgrade stats that provide actual practical benefits to combat, like Vitality, Strength and Endurance, for example.
You can probably count how many times he uses the dodge invincibility frames to avoid damage on one hand. I don't think Phil has ever truly realized that you don't have to roll away from attacks to avoid damage in any souls game he played.
Was playing a racing game with my nephew who is 5 years old. He lost and said "that's not fair I came in last!!". I explained to him what fair meant. That he had all the same opportunities that I had to go around the corners in the best way, to use all the specials like I did, to go faster than everyone else and win like I did. And he had to admit in the end that yea it was fair, but it's not FUN to lose and that's why he felt bad. But it was fair. And he ended up improving and LEGITIMATELY beating me more than a few times (I let him win a lot because he's 5 lol). I then showed him me fighting the Nameless King on dark souls 3... Me dying over and over again. And showed him that I don't get upset cuz it's fair and every loss is an opportunity to learn and get better. And it really clicked for him. He still gets very upset losing but he never says it's unfair anymore. Somehow Philsbury Dough Boy here isn't able to grasp what my 5 year old fairly easily understood. That losing is either an opportunity to learn and better yourself, or an opportunity to make excuses and continue to BE a failure. And it almost never is because the circumstances were unfair. A lesson that applies to life in general, that ole Philly Cheesesteak almost certainly does not understand in the real world either after his decades on this planet. It's absurd, pathetic and sad to watch a grown man groan and whine and think the same way my nephew did before he learned what the word "fair" really meant. Made even more patently absurd given the fact that he considers himself a professional gamer or whatever.
The only reason he considers himself a "professional gamer" is because he was the top American player in ONE Street Fighter tournament back in 2006, he's never been the top American player in a Street Fighter tournament since (nor has he even entered a Street Fofhter tournament since, neither official or unofficial).
@@redzgaming6880 For clarification: -By "Top North American Player" he meant he was placed 4/6, but spots 1-3 weren't from NA. -Most of the regular tournament goers boycotted that tournament because it was being played on a broken port that had a lot of issues. That's why there were so few people competing, and the majority (if nor all) of the highly ranked people didn't show up. So basically Phil is technically telling the truth, but how he got to his conclusion was through manipulating and omitting the facts.
You are awesome but another thing that adults like dsp should also learn is that even if it wasn't fair, what would you do about it? If it's meant to be unfair, you just have to play with the cards you're dealt, screaming will never help the situation, only going forward.
Notice how it's never his fault? He is the perfect being. We should try to be like him more. He's never making any mistakes, according to him. Every game is rigged and it's never his fault.
In his warped view of the world i think he thinks there is like.... a real time LIVING person controlling what happens to him in the game. Also he talks to his character as though its a sentient being...
@@Around_blax_dont_relaxThe idea of some sentient force causing every single setback he has isn't just confined to video games - that's how he sees real life too.
Of course Phil doesn't stick to the 1v1 to kill the invader, he just runs away when it's too difficult. Literally a coward. That Dark Souls clip is on point with how Phil acts when he thinks he's won over someone, acts like a showboating douche but when it's him getting bodied it's the games fault.
1:54:00 I remember when I first encountered that city and these things... I died fighting valiantly because I had no idea about the berserk mode. Then the City. It was all so impacting and in a way spooky. Here comes DumbShitPhil, spoiling everything to himself so nothing has any meaning. I don't get how players like this exist.
2:51:04, No...the best grinding spot is actually the Forbidden Woods. When I killed every enemy there, i think it grants me like 40-50k blood echoes. I forgot how much I had initially, maybe a few thousand if i remembered correctly
I've played all of the games except Demon's Souls. Every boss was a long and painful experience for me. Especially Bloodborne. When he beat Logarius and Gerhman first try I was so pissed. He is at such a high level that he has no struggle beating the game. He then proceeds to shit on the game for his mistakes. To give him the right to say he's a "Souls-Veteran" Fuck him. I hope when he goes to hell he has to play all of these games at SL1/BL4.
I get so much joy watching this man play. I'm in my first Dark Souls, and boy do I feel better. That first boss was a dead giveaway on how to beat him. I hope to see him fail more. wish he did Fallout 4 on survival.
EVERYTHING IS TURNING INTO A BEAST WTF! It's almost like that's a main part of the game's plot... I'm convinced that the only reason his deathcount is so low is because the stagger mechanics in bloodborne allow people to R1 spam more effectively than normal in a DS game... and yet, he STILL doesn't understand poise and hyperarmor. HE IS A FIGHTING GAME PLAYER...
It's also due to the fact that he was BL 300 by the end of the playthrough and he said he was grinding when he was just duping like a dipshit, by the time he got to bloodstarved beast he was BL 92......
This "playthrough" would've been much more tolerable if that weird half-death accident corrupted his save file, his reaction would've been the only justified and honest reaction/rage (since he manages to repeatedly die while being massively overleveled and still blame the game with his horrible fake-laugh).
"Giant bosses with high DPS have been since Dark Souls 1." No! Even older! It was the gimmick of the very first Soulsborne boss, the tutorial one, the Vanguard! Also in 2:39:01, the boss ate tasty bacon!
the button mashing, the bad timing for dodges, the absolutely wrong choice of weapons, and not to mention no stamina management at all, are all things that will fuck you up at any souls game, yeah i used ludwig's holy blade, but at the RIGHT TIME against the RIGHT ENEMIES, i cleared the game at level 90 yet i never did any grind or used any glitches, i just leveled when ever i had the right sum, i beat Ebrietas using ludwig's holy blade with the RIGHT MOVES that doesn't leave me with openings, not just R1 mashing " which by the way, just a single R1 from that weapon leaves you with a big ass opening". oh and by the way i beat bosses at the 3rd or 4th some time 6th attempts, and i'm not pleased with my self and my skills and i think i need to git gud even more, yet when i look at DSP i feel like a pro, thanks. :D
In this video how does he go from fighting hemwick witch to having dark frontier and lecture hall location spawns? Did uploader completely skip souls of yharnam, rom and paarl?
That music at the beginning of the video fit nicely with Dsp's deaths and complaints😈 Thank You Sir for you're mental sacrifices giving us laughs and blasts of content during this Covid epidemic😎💯
Because he didn't dump enough points into the proper stats for them to make any difference. If he had just dumped a boatload of points into Vitality, he wouldn't be dying nearly as much as he is here.
OMFG. Level 96 before facing Shadows of Yarhnam? Thats just overkill andbs. He definitely used the duping glitch because no way can grind 54 levels in a day. Any respect for this man is completely gone from me and those who watch his stuff with me.
