This is how you DON'T play Mass Effect 

Refuses to promote smoking in his playthroughs. Continuously makes rape jokes throughout his playthroughs.

*takes rocket literally to the face* "Oh my god this is bullshit why instant death"

1:43:08 Saying "Take your top off!" to literally every female character like a sex-crazed pervert was bound to work eventually.

I love how he’s finished the game 5 times but his first aid is basically unranked so he heals like 10% with a medi-gel

I will forever have nightmares of the way he leveled up his character... I-I mean, choosing Infiltrator and putting three points into Sniper? Jesus............

So... He finished the game 5 times before recording this, and he still can't find anything insightful or funny to say, or play the game in a competent manner?

He played this game several times and STILL doesn't know how to get the Consort romance scene he wants so badly?

"He's playing on Insanity by the way" Wait...DarksydePhil...playing a game...with the difficulty cranked up high? Is this real life?

12:40 wow pre-Dead Space Jew jokes, I thought he only did that once

1:45:34, "Nothing is shooting me!" *Getting shot at by a Geth Prime he's trying to kill* Me: *Facepalm*

1:08:25 - Wait... did he really just complain about the sniper rifle damage when I know for a fact that at the beginning of this video his skill in it is 3... 1:45 - And on top of that being a sniper class... Goddammit...

Take a shot every time he says, "Take your top off." or some variation of it.

Not going to lie I get mixed up in that starting area every time too

These have become like a guilty pleasure.

He plays an Infiltrator, specs barely anything into the Sniper Rifle and everything into the pistol, and complains that the Sniper Rifle is shit and the Pistol is god tier... I FUCKING WONDER WHY!!!

Has the best equipment for himself. Gets lost on fucking Eden Prime.

He has to be using someone elses save. Nobody gets lost on the tutorial level, I refuse to believe that.

Half of this video is him making odd tuneless noises sorta in time with the music.

Either he is singing, whistling or talking about sex and taking clothes off.

i couldn't even make it through a third of the video there is only so many rape jokes one human being can endure

Shepard looks like one of the Goons from the old Popeye cartoons.

Why is he complaining about self-saving? Not only is one of the best things about most RPGs (especially if you're like me and somewhat inept at the more tactical ones but still wanna play them), but they're there just in case of scenarios where autosaves either are sparse or accidentally don't save.

The way Phil just blindly fires without even attempting to aim or take cover and succeeding (for the most part) is exactly why they added clips and nerfed armor in ME2 and 3, lol.

56:12 *”...Considering I’m not racist, I’m not bigoted”*

It burns.

You know what crazy, this to his legendary is gonna be night and day. Because back then, at least he cared for the game, 5 times and on Insanity? I bet modern phil is gonna be complaining and messing up more than he did and we all know it gonna be on normal

I'm gonna get a lot of heat for saying this, but here goes: I think the Mako is fine as a vehicle. Sure, there's a learning curve, but once you get past it, you can drive it just as well as any car in GTA.

I find his Shepard, Quite.. Disturbing.. A creature of nightmares..

Literally replaying the trilogy after the teaser trailer for #4 and now I get to watch these with Mass Effect fresh on the mind, what a treat 🤣

It's astounding how bad he is even after beating it five times...

I'm thinking that this might be *1:10:34* Yep, this is the worse thing I've ever seen. I am now going to sacrifice my first born son to the dark gods so that way I *might* forget about this.

oh god i forgot how bad the audio sounds on the camera. hurts my ears.

I didn't think I'd meet someone who made me facepalm more than Conrad Verner. Until the day I met *Phil Shepard*.

Well, at least he's not playing Soldier

YES! It's finally here! I love this series so much, it's probably unhealthy.

I know this is an old video but wow the irony of the pigroach telling someone to get a job

Harbinger: *This hurts me*

Dude, thats the quietest i've ever herd him during that puzle

It's like he thought "if I just make noise the whole time, people will think I'm funny and entertaining."

You sir, are a legend for enduring this shit and making this video. Your let's play is 10x better than this poor excuse of a let's play.

If he actually paid attention then hed know choosing a 3some with liara and ashley us going to make ashley run away, shes very xenophpbic

"there was absolutely nothing I could do."

I applaud you for being able to sit through his playthrough for our entertainment

What's in the baaaaaaax, what's in the box?

Dat laugh tho.

The first ten minutes were unbearable. I don't know if I could finish the video.

this whole thing is painful, but how he talks to Tali just upsets me, because she was one of my favorite characters, and my favorite romances, and it's like he's harassing my gf

No... just... why DSP, why.

I only watch his old stuff now. Can't stand listening to him read chat all game. His jokes and whining are funny sometimes too. Today it's like he has no sense of humor. 58:32 Lol 1:15:56 Oh come ahn!! 1:16:46 understandable. 1:18:56 Poor Phil. 1:36:24 Lol yeah right.

not surprise he was a clown back then

I love how after eden prime he stopped using immunity and wondered why he was getting insta killed so often especially by rockets. I also love how he says the benzia fight is the hardest its a damn goon swarm not a boss fight.

He's played this game 5 times and didn't know you could melee the colonists when you ran out of grenades... Ugh.

He seriously couldn't finish the opening text? Jesus he must have a middle school reading level.

I have played thios game like 9 times, I have NEVER had to kill any of the colonists! what the fuck happened to all his gernades, was he dishing them out to every single one instead of using them on groups!?

The dude gets stuck on Benezia for THAT LONG? Jeez, this guy's a noob.

I watched an hour of this and couldn't take watching anymore. Time to watch this channel's actually good let's play

This is easily DarkSydePhil's worst playthrough. From his childlike "strategy" (Mostly involving the Mako), to his childish views on sex, to his unfunny comments THROUGHOUT, to his PAINFUL singing, to his constant sexist and racist remarks and cruelty to Tali (My favorite Mass Effect character and romance), to the mental disability insult. And to top it all off, the entire time he does the exact opposite of what he says and doing Paragon for EVERY option (Which would take the fun out of the game for a normal person, but then again, this is DSP we're talking) Don't think I've felt more angry watching one of his "Let's Plays."...Though, it's less "Let's Play" and more "Let's Make A Jackass Out Of Myself Incorrectly Attempting To Be Funny"

As a huge fan of this series, watching DSP butcher it is beyond painful.

I have no clue why he played on Insanity. I love Mass Effect but the combat is the weakest part and higher difficulty only makes enemy health and damage go up. Krogan on Insanity is the definition of bullet sponge.

what's that clip in 24:16 from?

Geez. I get that the mako has its problems, but how was he still THAT BAD at driving it by the time he got to Ilos? And this isn't even the first time he played the game. WTF?

Wait, wait wait. He is still on Eden Prime. Yet he is lvl 60 already, and mentions an exploit, even though he supposedly beat this 4 times? This game, and the two after it, are one of my all time favorites. Seeing it abused like this is...heartbreaking. I wish nothing but harm and broken fingers upon DipShitPhil, holidays be damned.

Jesus...as someone who just put a lot of time and work into lets plays of ME1, 2 and 3 this is just painful to watch.

Will you be doing TIHYDP Mass Effect 2 or 3 in the future?

Oh no... OMG no... (Just found this video. Yeah, I'm kind of late to the DSP party)

i hate that i love this so much

They would have my way with me.

OMG, his commentary is extremely annoying in this playtrough

5:31 Epileptic individuals probably can't watch that. Every time he fires, dat glare 'dough!

Some of us can fucking stream using OBS rather than using a fucking camera.

Wow, how does he have a combat class and only use the pistol to deal damage? I relied on the pistol because I would play as sentinel, but he has so many more choices to do something with including abilities or the sniper

needed some "shut up" cameos from famous celebrities

My god that was painful to watch. the benezia fight part is the worst. he dies because of stupid things all the time.

what is 25:01 from?

This is the most insufferable hell I've ever experienced

he beat this game 5 times? why?

now that legendary edition is out, I'm so grateful for a melee button to subdue the colonists, also the mako is way better it can boost is way more controllable(still it a butt sometimes), and most other improvements

This video is clearly faked, just pure bullshit, this is clearly not DSP... at 06:26 this guy said "I'm an idiot", DSP would never, NEVER, admit that something was his own fault!

25:04 LMFAO

When it is stated that he's playing on insanity at 2:08, first thing that came to my mind was 'Oh man, this should be fun.'

Demonetization must have hit him hard

Dear god this is so hard to watch, the man llaying os the most disturbing letsplayer ever.

9:28 - holy roast batman, got him good you did

Will someone please explain to me how he has a girlfriend?

9:18 Isn't that the same for you dude?

Nice

Thats a ugly Shepard

Im curious why he only uses the handgun

As much as I enjoy watching you mock DSP, I feel so bad for you to have to watch his video AND edit them the way he should have edited most of his deaths. I'd have torn my ears out.

whats the name of the person playing

Lmao, this is entertaining :D

"Take off your shirt."

I hate it that phil is the reason why I discovered my favorite series on Xbox

I'm glad he appreciates Faunts

I wish I could have seen his first playthrough of this.

XD this made me fucking laugh so hard.

55:40 score one Kiera Stirling!

*SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP!"

Good god this game looks especially awful through a camcorder

This guy chooses a sniper/marksman class then sprays bullets everywhere except his targets!! I don't know if he's intentionally fucking up for comedy, or if he is actually this bad.