This Is How You Don't Play Persona 3 - Dojima World Order Edition 

"I'd never do that. I never accept responsibility for my actions." Oh man, ain't that the truth!?

Well, at least he couldn't ruin the ending & credits with his terrible sex jokes & singing.

OH MY GOD HE CAN'T GET PAST THE NAME SCREEN AGAIN

How hilarious is it that his Social Links in the game are just as bad in real life?

Before playing P3: I love the series now. After playing P3: I'm done with jrpgs

I know literally nothing about Persona but it seems sensible that the characters try to shoot themselves in the head repeatedly to be free of this misery that is DSPgaming.. :)

Protip: If you're saying "fuck you" to all your Social Links constantly, you REALLY shouldn't be playing this game. And this guy proudly admits to doing this to his real-life friends too... Me: "How are these enemies doing so little damage? Oh right, Easy Mode." DSP: "So much damage, this is bullshit!" DSP: "Magic should never fucking miss, ever." [Mamudo misses everyone] Gee, aren't you glad the game didn't take your advice? [Enemy has all physical Evade skills] DSP: [Uses Rush] [Goes through all that to get Baal Zebul] DSP: "I don't have Lilith." Me: [Utter horror as I realize Lilith requires a sidequest item] Wait... he got up to the last month of the game in only 50 hours?! How....... Reversing Bebe, of all the links... how is that even possible?!

You know it says something that in a game about living life to the fullest/healthiest, and building relationships with people, Phil fails horribly.

The very final comment featured is right, Aigis was the true antagonist in this game as far as Phil is concerned. But for the rest of us, she was a hero who went above and beyond the call of duty.

"Why is Koromaru so angry?" Because he has to take orders from DSP

Looks like this final boss can join Ludwig, thy can both calibrate and tell jokes about how dsp ragequited.

DSP has the sense of humor of a 12 year old who just learned a few curse words.

#AigisTheHeroWeDeserve

Oh my GOD I heard Atlus commented on the ragequit but I didn't think it was REAL until I saw their comment in the montage at the end and it was the most magical thing I've seen in YEARS.

"I never do that, I never take responsibility for my actions" You're right for a change, Phil.

God watching this just makes me sad. Poor Persona 3, you deserve better.

I about pissed myself laughing when Aigis cast Diarahan on Nyx holy shit

I'm surprised one person can reverse that many links. You have to be a special kind of disorganized to reject Yukari's date over the holiday and then complain the next week when her link is flipped.

doesn't grind when underleveled on an RPG "grinds" dark souls grinds meguh mang The wonderful logic of Phil!

For those of you who aren't familiar with the game, the reason he misses attacks so often is twofold. 1. He is ABSOLUTELY under-leveled EVERY step of the way through the game. The game actually takes your levels/stats pretty seriously with the dodge mechanic, so if you aren't up to snuff, you actually will miss more often. If there's a big enough difference, then the attacker will be completely unable to land a hit. For either side. 2. He also has a bad habit of letting his characters get "tired". If they're in the dungeon too long, or they're just having a bad day beforehand, they'll have that status and it drastically lowers all of their stats, causing them to miss even MORE. tl;dr They miss because he's an idiot who doesn't engage with the game.

My god, you must be a martyr to have sat through 70+ hours o DSP. I'm sorry you did this, but also thank you.

"Junpei sucks!" Junpei might be a idiot, but he doesn't suck. He did the same mistake in Persona 4 already,by juggling his party to much some realy good characters were just underleveld. Persona isn't hard, but he makes it look like it's a hardcore game. Also why does he miss so much? I barely miss

I'm a Persona 2 fan. Not even the power of Rumors can make Phil be good at games.

15:10 "Look at the damage we're taking!" Phil, on Hard Mode you'd be dead from two Bufu's...

Eugh, I cringe every time he laughs...

I love how Phil always talks badly about a developer but when AtlusUSA got his ass, he got his panties in a bunch and made half ass threats like he so well known that he could just get that guy fired with one phone call but is just too tired. Yeah, that's why he never fought those copyright claims either even though he probably thought that he did nothing wrong. Whoever that person was that made that comment is my hero :D

2:19:15 he's complaining about not being able to build links while turning down Yukari who's OFFERING TO HELP IMPROVE HIS SOCIAL LINK WITH HER

I hope that, one of these days, DSP plays SMT3: Nocturne. I would love to see him rage quit at Matador.

Nyx's charm ended this man's career Literally.

24:51 An accurate presentation of DSP's "jokes" and "humor"

It's amazing to me that in all his time playing games in this series, with all the enemy advantages he got, he never once understood the distinction between "swinging" the sword and "connecting with" the sword.

I'm only like a quarter through but his singing is already grating and you can tell he doesn't process the fact that it takes time for a sword swing to reach a shadow

1:46:19 "Oh No, I've been infuriated..." *2 seconds later* "WHY AM I ONLY TWO PEOPLE?!"

Aigis the real MVP First 2:33:23 then 2:34:23

I gotta wonder why he can't enjoy the damn game like a normal person and instead tries to make cringe worthy jokes at every chance. Also, he's missing so many attacks because his party is fatigued. But of course, Phil ignored the instructions for how the dungeon exploration in this game works. What makes this even better is that the game makes it a point to tell you when certain party members become fatigued yet Phil doesn't pay attention to any of it or even try and connect the dots.

15:18 “Look at the damage we’re taking!!” *takes 7 damage*

As someone who has played Persona 3 fes, portable, Persona 4 and Golden and Persona 5 and beat them, I find these absolutely both painful and hilarious.

1:04:08 Phil shows us here that it costs a lot of money to be a pervert.

How people enjoy Phil unironically, I’ll never know.

Jesus Christ, the way he's constantly cracking up, not even just chuckling, at the name. He sounds like a 12 year old laughing at a fart joke smh. AVGN is far funnier than he will ever be...

"The experience is over 9000!" Wow. Never heard that one before.

After a few days, I finally finished this masterpiece of a video. Thank you for reminding me that I'm not the worst gamer in the world.

Believe it or not, I learned one good thing from Phil, so I’m just going to admit it.....I discovered Persona through him via videos like this. Best RPG series ever made.

I love it when DSP talks about game design (which is all the time) because he's always consistently wrong.

This is why I love Aigis. She is such a detractor at the end.

6:14 What's so funny? Really. What is so funny about the introduction of the Dark Hour?

hoo boy he seems REAL EXCITED over a little girl crying weirdly excited

Even storm troopers hit more things then this guy

His laugh makes me want to rip off my ears.

scrolling through these comments was the funnest shit ever.

DSP is so funny. This video made me want to try and evoke my persona. I went into my dad's closet and found his evoker, I pulled the trigger an-

The bad thing is, wasn't he playing on easy? You shouldn't have to grind on easy. Hell, I beat Nyx on normal with my party averaging low-mid 60's. This isn't a hard game. How can this manchild have no sense of strategy in that greased addled brain of his?

25:56 “Marin-Karin what’s THIS?” The move that made you rage quit this game xD

so i heard about this a few years ago, and i thought he ragequit on hard. He ragequit on easy?!?

The fact he was losing his shit over "shit pickle" was funny in itself.

Why didn't he realize he was under leveled the whole time, with all the persona cards being grayed out. I mean how can you be fighting on a level where you can't even get new personas.

Man getting that many enemy advantages is impressive. Didn't even think that was possible.

Seeing him refuse to do the social links...it just pains me.

With the persona 3 reload finally came out, let's be glad that DSP didn't play it since we already suffer from his playthrough for the original p3

if you can have Mitsuru in your party and have had 16 enemy advantages there's a problem.

Good job Dojima World Order! I might want to create my own in the future. But you did a great job!

3:14 Such a golden statement that puts an exclamation point on Dave's life. People should really use that clip more often.

7:05 I care too much about the Persona series to watch this any longer.

Aigis healing Nyx made me laugh so hard holy shit

Oh god, I lost it when he power charges Deathbound on himself.

I can't believe that he doesn't understand how wrong it is to go back on your word. Doesn't matter he only said 12 hours, doesn't matter if he did 1200 hours. Your fans PAID with THEIR money so they can be entertained. The fact that someone would give money just to watch someone play a game is rare opportunity and he just spits in all his fans' faces and says it isn't worth. What a dick.

It's okay to suck at a game, I'm pretty shit at Persona (still love it) but the thing that makes me hate Phil is how he never accepts responsibility for sucking. It's not the games fault he's bad at it. When I get stomped its because I'm shit, I couldn't fuse a lot of personas because I ignored a lot of quests. These are mistakes Phil made too, but the difference is I, and most people can look at that and go "ah yeah, I probably could've done that better, oh well, my bad" but Phil just calls it "bad game design" which has become his code word for "the game didn't literally hold my hand and force me through every action so its too hard"

Even Nagito is saying he's raping P3 lmao im done with life.

I will post timestamps of the parts where I laughed at something Phil said that is all

I've never in my life seen someone disrespect Persona 3 or Minato Arisato so much in my entire life. Let's not even start on his disrespect of the SEES and... no you know what? This is Phil, he doesn't even deserve my disrespect. Eww

The misses are karma for singing too much

9:00 SHIT DSPS COMING SHUT DOWN ALL CLUBS

6:38 This is pretty much DSP in a nutshell. He made a funny joke, and then he fucking chokeslams it into the ground by telling the same jokes again and again. It's even worse when it's not even funny to begin with...

This TIHYDP was a work of art. Certainly would put it up there with Jak II & his original GTA VC, SA, & III runs. Man, I really want to play this game now. I used to own it years ago but never played it much.

You know, amidst all this pain, I take some pleasure in the poetry of DSP not understanding Coming Of Age Day. He's clearly never had one.

P3 has an easy mode? Well shit, I never noticed.

Him getting so mad at the entirely optional end-game fusions was gold. And then there's me, who used Byakko Seiryu and Genbu for most of the game only to have a triple-Dyne Kohryu fall into my lap and never touch fusion again after..

2:37:09 Ken: “ Watch this!! “ *dies*

59:04 - DSP stands over Koramaru's body, "Oh well. Your dead. Fuck you." goddamnit Phil

Still one of the best TIHYDP today. Peak Phil.

I. Hate. His. Laugh.

I like the fusion system, man. Fusing Izanagi-no-Okami took me about as long as Phil spent bumbling around at the 2 hour mark but it was worth.

38:24 I couldn’t blame Yukari, even she is tired of his crap.

and now my little rant about phils ragequit. a) defending nyx avatar: yes i know the boss is long. yes i know charm is annoying but to my knowladge there are items that make you resistant to it. so just find those and try again. boom problem solved. also there are stat heal items you can probably buy the day before to be ready for any form of shit comming. granted i only beat it in p3p but still i beat the boss. b) the ragequit itself. phil probably forgot what his banner on youtube says. it says full game playthroughs. and yet he ragequits this, on a game the patreons paid for, because hes such a SCRUB and cant even play a game right. and because hes such a scrub hes not accepting any long jrpgs anymore. while not wanting a type of game is understandable the reason is what urks me cause its just him being a scrub. also that one post about him having "liked" p3? hahahahahahahaha if he would have he wouldnt have talked so much shit and this vid would probs not exsist.

People can we agree on one thing? This game's music is AWESOME!!!!!

this should be in a movie theater. the character development and ending were amazing lol

DSP not knowing about the tactics menu until the final boss is the cherry on top of this video

This was worse than Persona 4. Jeezus, I hate this guy.

Rumor has it that the remake of Persona 3 had Phil as a playtester, that's why it's so goddamn easy.

2:33:14 and 2:38:35 is one of the worst things that could happen to anyone, Phil deserves it though for the shit he put his viewers through while watching this series...

Thanks papa Dojima now I can torture myself 3 times with DSP playing Persona 3!

Cringing at him spamming physical attacks against enemies who not only evade physical attacks, but also SPELL OUT at the top of the screen that they evade physical attacks every time they do so.

dsp's persona would be mara

Dude, if I made a final fantasy let’s play and square enix left a comment saying it sucked, I might have to fucking kill myself. Phil however has the audacity of calling atlus a part of his Illuminati detractors lmao.

I am in love with this videos thumbnail.

being level 50 for the final boss is insane

Still one of the classics TIHYDP videos on RU-vid.

Honestly, I think if Phil had changed Mitsuru’s AI to like Full Assault or Converse SP, she wouldn’t use Marin Karin as much.

I've watched almost every TIHYDP out there but even I was astounded at DSP talking, in all seriousness, about his singing """""skills"""""

Bring one healer, put a Null charm on them. Boom, you win the fight against Nyx. It's not that fucking hard dude.