This Is How You Don't Play Persona 5 - Dojima World Order Edition 

who's worse? Sugimura? (Haru's...sadly fiance - still wanna kill him in game.) or phil here?

@Kung Fu Kenny Omg, I just realised on persona 5 kaneshiro, the Mafia boss, is exactly like Phil, he sees everyone as walking ATMs, they both only care about money and always scam people and take their money and act like they own everything

Man why didn’t Akechi kill Phil in the Metaverse?

Try the size of pongea

The phantom thieves would have a fucking field day for sure

Brood Elin I'd pay your dad for a play through on pain meds.

Have your dad start a Let's Play channel.

Man, Ryuji from P5 had a knee injury. (Spoilers: Kamoshida caused it)

Thats not surprising, Phil is incredibly stupid and completely lacks critical thinking skills. The Elderly and children could outperform him in nearly every game hes ever played.

Bro I’m gonna play videogames jrpgs even when I get to my golden years they are good stress relievers

Gnome Child No psychopaths tend to have very high IQ’s whereas Phil’s IQ is squarely in room temperature.

Phils a Sociopath, not a Psychopath. Slight difference.

Gnome child, yeah if you watch any of Phil's playthroughs of games meant to get an emotional reaction out of the player, Phil's reaction is far, or dick jokes. I agree that there is some difference between emotional situations in life and scenes in video games but Phil is just hopeless

Even worse is that he compared himself to Shiho in one of the episodes

The part that got me was how he reacted to the story of Futaba's mother. She committed suicide in front of Futaba, and Phil's reaction was to crack jokes and laugh like a hyena. And he wonders why people think he's a piece of shit.

darkchiron Agreed! Top notch stuff!

Yeah, really well done. Kinda ironic that these video's have more, and above all actually good, editing than the original ones.

darkchiron Ikr?

I'm confused can u explain

TheNerdy Philosopher119999 LoL 😂 true

Koriberian *Kuality Khantent

Just like in Manhunt.

just like his metal gear playthroughs

The Fool

"really good playthroughs" *cuts to his Persona 3 ragequit*

(△) - LIE

The same guy that couldn’t figure out how to hang from a ledge in Catherine

@@calicoelacanth _Cuts to that entire playthrough_

​@@rac1equalsbestgame853 *cuts to every playthrough Phil ever did*

He’s married dood!!

@@TheRealTactI don't even wanna know how this weirdo treats his wife

@@TheRealTact if phil can get married, what's stopping those fucking loser blackpilled incels from finding true love

Suppose that goes for pretty much any series.. :)

we knew he loved persona or he wouldn't of rage quit persona 3 on last boss

Nyx raped the shit out of him tho

Claims he's a big fan of the series....quits Patron-sponsored playthrough of Persona 3 because of one charm heal.

Yup in the same way he's a fan of Resident Evil

I cringed at that part. Typical caveman response.

Literally went right over his head. And then he has the gall to say well, if you buy the vase, I'll buy the flowers. We don't have a vase.........

TJ StarzZ Bugged wife mechanics

Pretty sure he does but I certainly won't set foot in it.. and my Persona is Valkyrie..

My Persona would be Pyro Jack or if I were to summon the one's the Phantom Thieves have, I'd wanna summon either Arsene or Captain Kidd.

Solid choices.

yup it's either a giant dick or a giant hamburger. It's one of the two.

Considering how unbelievably inflated DSP's ego is and for how long? You better believe he'd have a palace. DSP's Palace, what with him being unbelievably Vain, would probably be a hall of fame, dedicated to himself and his inflated view of his greatness. It would also underline his cynicism and complete disregard for his chosen profession. Phil has shown by now he doesn't give actually give two shits about games, gaming, or people who watch him play games. I can totally see his shadow calling his audience idiots and saying he deserved to defraud them because he's better than them, and it would even have cognitive incarnations of his fans and users as money dispensers ala Kaneshiro. Belphegor would be a great demon form for his considering how much deeply, achingly unfunny scatological jokes spew out of him. In combat no doubt he'd also have awful musical breakdowns as an attack, and there'd be periods during where he'll fumble around blind until his viewers manage to corral him into the right direction. I bet Phil's treasure would be the trophy he got the one single time he won a pro street fighter tournament (by playing a version of the game nobody but him was familiar with, naturally). That seems to one of the things that he falls back on whenever he's confronted on his crapness and can't get out using "bugged game mechanics" or "netcode" or "lag" or "How was I supposed to know?"

don't know what's worse his crap jokes or his stealth.

Oh hey Makoto's back from the dead it seems

@@MrKILLINOOBZ You see? Not even Jesus has any tolerance towards this insanity. If Makoto is back from the dead he's here to destroy sinners.

@@mrex666productions7 Not even the devil is this twisted, Phil's something else.

If atlus was so xenophobic they wouldn't have translated the game and released it across the world in different countries.

That's just an excuse, i mean if you re watch the parts of the videos where he mentions the "ATLUS bullshit." you can clearly listen him bitching so bad on ATLUS just for being bad at the game, as usual, he just gived them the stuff for make the Copyright strike strong with all the btiching recorded on just two videos.

As stupid as DSP is on this subject, more so on the "xenophobic" side, he still is correct about the share restrictions. I find it stupid because it doesn't slow it down at all, it just prevents people without capture cards from showing parts of the game. As far as the preventing spoilers thing goes, tough shit bro. When you make a story driven game, random people online screaming spoilers comes with the territory of making a game of that nature. This goes for basically any other medium: books, movies or whatever. If you have a problem with people spoiling the story, then don't make the story the focus. I don't think that is exactly rocket science.

@@theskepticpirate156I do agree that it’s kinda dumb, but DSP made it out to be a bigger deal than it really is.

darkchiron not two seconds later and he’s already fapping on camera.

there is no need for him to act like one

+Trevor Barten You raise a good point. He *is* a terrible actor (see: Project 7; Duck Tales Remastered LP).

This guy REALLY is insane or narcissitic. Also below average reflexes.

He is not a children entertainer.

BigKlingy He'd somehow manage to reverse the Confidant (I know, you can't do it... at least if you aren't DSPhail), so....

Siivagunner should post a rip with DSP's terrible singing in the backround (if they haven't done so yet)

Phil probably failed at the painting part because he didn't pay attention when the painting was shown off earlier in the game.

Schane Flowers not to mention severely depressed with a sprinkle of severe social anxiety and schizophrenia. But no, she is xenophobic according to phil.....

If Futaba was a xenophobe she would hate Ann

wesmana Well technically she wasn’t schizophrenic but everything else is right:

Agoraphobia is the word hes thinking of

​@@wesmana Not schizophrenia more like PTSD/anxiety induced hallucinations

[clicks timestamp, wanting a refresher] >( Yep...I thought that line was what you were referring to...damn you, Phil...

Hey only Goro Akechi can say that joke!

Okay, between an Atlas rep roasting DSP for ragequitting against Nyx, the fact that Safety mode was added AND this? Someone who worked on P5 HAD to have thought of this person (question mark?) at least once.

@@SomeAsian And i really think that the "ACK." coming from Kamoshida's Shadow when you defeated him on his palace is a clearly reference to DSP too, LOL. ATLUS really gives us Khality Khantant. XD

Isn’t there a character on the subway who says ack?

And I just noticed it's Dojima instead of Kojima! I'm already smashing like! Best THYDP!

IKR... I;m awkward af and persona is the only thing teaching me social skills

@@wolfetteplays8894 I've developed social skills thank to Persona

A tasteless pigroach does.

Andromeda was fine. Not nearly as good as the original trilogy but it was never going to live up to it even before the development troubles started.

Opinions are subjective but whoa baby you are super wrong, smward.

+smward87 Nah it wasn't. The gameplay was ok besides the bugs and glitches. The visuals either looked PS2 levels or PS4 levels with incredible amounts of stunted animations. The writing and VAing was deviantart tier which is the worst part since those two are the main reason why the original trilogy was so good. I can't say I felt like there was any major QoL improvements besides stream lining the planet searching system a bit but even that sucked. If Andromeda came out as its own IP it would receive worse reviews than what it got, but people would be more forgiving since it would have been the first step in the a new series. That game has no right having a 72 metacritic, I can't say I would give Andromeda more than a 4/10 but I would also only give mass effect 2 about an 8.5/10 personally.

it's cool background

I'm on that part actually, (just cleared the way to the treasure on two days.) and I'm currently like level 42 or 43 with a lot of variety of Personas with all kind of abilities, and it was more easy since Haru has the strongest psy attack. But yeah, i feel you, this was horrible to watch, the way so careless of him and doesn't giving a shit about the story or background from the Phantom Thieves members just fucked me a lot, since this is one of the Persona's game with more deeply and character development both for the MC (Joker. ) and the co-protagonists it's just pissing af how much he reuined all that with his "Khality Khamentary."

SilvarusLupus Do not worry, for you are safe my child. But that man... No god nor miracle can save him, and forever he shall rest among the damned and spurned

Meanwhile Goro Akechi laughs over someone making a pancake joke

I mean, your local crackhead has more class then phil. I didn't even watch Etika but no big surprise.

That also makes me wonder what dreams were like before TV even existed. I've never had a dream that wasn't in colour. Though I do remember dreams as a young child of entering the world inside TVs, long before P4 was a thing (and a nightmare where I got stuck inside the physical TV and died from the current, go figure)

The thinking is that it's probably kinda the reverse of what the teacher said there: namely, that the first half of the 20th century was really the only time period where people dreamed in black-and-white. The issue, though, is that there's no way to test that nowadays. I mean, unless you have a time machine, where do you plan to find someone living in the 19th century (which is what would be required to remove that confounding variable of TV)? And frankly, the philosophy of science says we shouldn't just make such assumptions. That's why the way the teacher said it makes sense: simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor . In short, since dream research is focused more on the here-and-now (it's more about what *our* sleep patterns are like than what our ancestors were like), it's simpler to just say it like he did.

The disturbing part is that his comments about Kamoshida are actually pretty in-character, and yet he plays it as a JOKE.

that garbage is 90% of his vocabulary.

When not raging like a manchild, that takes its place. I'm still baffled at how he finds this funny.

the 5yr old inside him forgot to grow up.

This game, especially the opening dungeon, deals with so many raw and terrible subjects, and just. It really exposes the kind of person DSP is, and turns my stomach way more than any [can't open the map].

I have no social skills and I did better than that at negociations

HW W don't start with 3

Im surprise more companies don't fuck him over like this with all the shit talking he does about them.

Start with 5 or 4. 4 is alot more similar to 3 though but 3 is probably the hardest of the 3

Well, he barely did on Persona 4 (Almost a rage quit like the hilarious Persona 3 incident. LOL) and as we know, he rage quited 3 on easy, sooo, that only leaves to Persona 4 on a tryhard way. (And playing the game on easy too btw.)

DSP claiming that he likes the games is obviously a lie. I have seen what it's like when someone loves a game with all his heart. A certain LP'er test played Persona 3 multiple times just to make sure his project turned out good. He tackles all battles and social links with tactics and finesses. His videos are full of interesting information and commentaries on its plot, characters, and symbolism. On top of it all he did everything for free. DSP has nothing on him.

@@manat31790 Let me guess, is he from Australia?

@FatalPies That’s the point

Yeah, oftentimes, when you choose a wrong answer in those bits, the creature's reply gives a hint as to what the right answer would've been! But since Phil just skips them, that bone the writers throw just sails right over his head. Also, aren't there quite a few Confidant abilities that help with those parts?

Not to mention if he paid attention to his choices he would easily have done the recruitment correctly the next time he tried. There were plenty of times I failed first time but got them on the second or third attempt.

Romance girl

Poor Morgana

😂😂😂😂

I don't expect much from him considering he said that fusion was trash in P3, like dude how do you expect to get some of these powerful Personas. The game's not gonna give you a Thanatos or a Scathach from some random shuffle lol.

There's no way Phil is real. He's clearly a cognition.

I don't mind a little poking as long it tasteful and the jokes frrl natural than stating the obvious.

I'd say protein instead but I don't judge.

[X] Attack [O] Relent

I think Kim could come up with some slappers

Not gonna lie, across 8 playthroughs combined of p5 and p5r i never knew discount demiurge had a charm, none of his vice attacks effected me enough to pay attention on any difficulty

He’s stupid

Simple, he brought the wrong party for every situation THE CLOWN LITERALLY BROUGHT KEN TO THE NYX FIGHT

@@V2ULTRAKill And also did not bring any null charm equipment as well

To be fair, finding the Ginza Line is confusing. Not 5 hours confusing, but decently confusing.

Yeap, he basically cheated his way through the game with the DLC'S Personas, and even so, he couldn't level his party properly, when he should be a few levels above the normal players since he had the DLC.

@@erickl.7539 i mean my main persona is usually kaguya, but at least using kaguya late game requires a brain

Was gonna mention this cause some of these jokes are making me wonder.

And he fucks it up somehow

CameraBox it takes a special idiot to do it his way.

Phil vs matador

I would love to see Phil go againt matador or minotaur

@@V2ULTRAKill Phil vs the Pretas and Kodamas in Hard dificulty

Cancer

Dont you know how hard it is to pay attention to tutorials? We cant expect his extra tiny baby brain to comprehend.

"I have *never* used a hateful slur! Ever!"

He lost 3 sponsors and his mental health has been deteriorated to a crawl. It's a tragic destruction of a man and his descent into insanity.