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Giggles😁 i love taub

*When you don’t know what it means-*

There are other doors.

Taub's underrated.

I was looking for this specific comment as soon as i hesrd it

@@DarkChibiWeebie Um, no. That's how it would succeed, actually. Because the dude punched the guy for something that wasn't even his fault. But then again, I have something called 'intelligence' and can actually figure stuff like that out for myself very easily, so I'm just stating the obvious.

@@KurtCobainsMicrophone bruh don't gotta be so hostile

@@KurtCobainsMicrophone I was also referring to how if the guy sued him for money it would fail because he had an illness an couldn't help it an not the other way around for sueing, only way I see your comment making sense considering how you responded with it an all

@@DarkChibiWeebie I think you are misunderstanding. The artist isn't going to get sued. The artist is the one that should sue the other guy for punching him. If someone punches you like that, you can charge them for harassment and get money for it. Specially if you are sick and he punched you for something that wasn't your fault.

@@Elias-dw4oz my first comment was asking if it would fail or not for if the guy who punched the artist didn't punch him an decided to just sue if he would win or not since the artist is ill an all

Hello family ❤️🙏🏼

I'm glad to be a part of such a lovely family.

@Alisha reily I’m resending you to the orphanage then 😎👍

Yes my bro

I have the coolest family ever :,)

How did you come up with this? Actually quite clever.

Sue him back

I would’ve wanted to jump in front of a train and disappear out of existence ngl. I’m an overthinker, although this wouldn’t happen in the first place because I personally wouldn’t have punched him and just pretended that the painting was what I wanted and left. The painting was really good either way, even if it was slightly different from what I wanted.

Yeah I thought the husband jumped the gun by punching him like that. I would have been angry because that wasn't the style of portrait they had evidently agreed upon. However, violence is just a good way to wind up in jail for assault. I probably would have not paid the dude because he didn't do what I asked. If later I figured out a medical condition was at fault. I would give him a chance to fix the original painting to a realistic face OR let him just start over and do the realistic portrait, and pay him after the work is done ( in style requested) plus a nice tip.

You make the mistake of assuming that people like that have the capacity to empathise, or to feel true remorse for their actions. In reality, he would expend a large amount of time just plainly lying to anyone who accused him of punching the artist. Then, when the weight of evidence was undeniable, he would continue to insult the artist, and justify his own actions. When charged, he would then expend his time feeling sorry for himself and accusing the legal system of being corrupt or full of 'leftists' for attempting to deal with a 'good, law-abiding' citizen like him. Worse, he would have a crowd of family, friends, neighbours and random crazies from the internet lining up to defend him.

Or Francis Bacon.

I think its a lil diffrent because they wanted a potriat. Not a abstract painting. Its like paying for a burger and getting a chicken sandwich

Picasso sucks though

@Liam van der Vyver Nah, man, I really don't think most of his art is great, don't particularly care about his personal life.

@@eduardomiotto lets not compare such a great artist to trash. picasso isn't even close to a decent art student let alone francis bacon.

Dude really just collected a felony because he didn't like some art

@@AcherontiaStyx I mean to be fair he was paying for it, but yeah it was an overreaction for sure.

How I would of nocked him out

mike meeks funny thing is I don’t have one so 😁

@ Sounds like you have anger issues too. Maybe get some help there, killer.

This is not my beautiful home either.

@@Richard_JonesLOL!!

@@Richard_Jones LETTING THE DAY GO BY! let the water hold me down.

That video brought me here

😂😂😂 that's exactly how YT recommended these two videos. LOL

He's sort of like me. Why bother worrying when there's plenty around us doing it already and we can't do anything about this, so want some ice cream?

Ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂 that scene killed me

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@@magnusm4 brilliant. 💯. However I guess everyone in the room can provide insight or an observation of a issues going on and collectively more knowledge nthe better to pick a direction.

That is pretty much how we do see everything. Differently.

Welcome to DID it is terrifying

Do not watch Hannibal tv series constant weird

lol me with autism be like

Don't ever talk politics. Ever.

same

I thought it was kinda cool looking lol

I kinda got jump scared

I think you have a tumour

@@68404 wha

Braden Nicholson thank you

i believe he also plays in herbie fully loaded

Screw that. He's Boba Fett from Robot Chicken

I thought he looked familiar.

The actors name is Breckin Myer

Did you get the tattoo?

Still waiting to find out.

We need answers.

You have had a year to get this tattoo.. can we have an update, please?

If you got the tattoo, we need to see it.

If only we could make introductions...I know some of them are just my type.

I prefer to watch the same clip as 8,253 people😂

You got ease up on the crack pipe

Isn't that what happens when you watch normal TV?

And then 230 liking that idea

How almost every house episode is structured lol

Like the bezoar from Harry Potter! That Snape asked him about the first time they met. Or that Harry used to save Ron when he drank Malfoys poisoned meade with professor Slughorn. It's a real thing!

Basically it's kinda like a hairball.

@@cliftonjames785 ... HOUSE is basically Sherlock Homes reworked, with the evil mysterious villains replaced with evil mysterious illnesses. The 'single episode soap opera sequence' requires a 'just when you though you had it sussed' cliffhanger before last minute resolution

Not a thorough explanation. The bezoar is indeed a mass, but it is a mass of drugs. Like, literally a ball of drugs.

@Troll uNeed I wouldn't try for jail for that, I would try for community service and some anger management course as well as some damages fine.

if the guy is paying good money for a painting he prob can afford to be sued. also, I would like to punch a guy that disrespects my wife too

@@DenerWitt yeah he can probably pay to be sued and yeah some of us do feel like punching a guy that disrespects our wives too.. but the point remains ... hes never (physically) getting his money back and will be paying more money for assault. its my reaction to the guy punching the other guy and saying "that money better be here when i get back".

@@SIDEKICKONRU-vid Yeah that's right he *might* have to pay more in circumstances where the charges aren't dropped ofc. And even if the guy didn't assault the artist and sued him instead, he would likely get countersued or counterclaimed due to his illness. Or in a situation where there was no illness but the artist's style was depicted in that odd form which was backed by the previous work, then there was no misleading nature of false advertisement so the guy who sued the artist just didn't pay attention, well the charges might or might not be dropped for falsely suing the artist so the countersuit will still be active, hence, the guy will literally lose more than he should've lost even if he did fail the suit that he acted upon if it was not accepted since it would rebut anyways. So the guy is literally in the worst position possible as in most possibilities he will end up losing money, some of them he may lose more than he would've and some less and there would still be slim chances of him winning the claims so if no action is taken and he cuts losses, he has a higher chance of not losing more and lower chance of getting it all back. I really do feel bad for him, this has created some sort of loophole which I can't really get that much into detail rn

@@pepe_s1lvia this

Love Gotham. Good reference.

@@jacobsmith7254 Thanks.

Indeed

I approve.

No, he got punched by a red John acolyte. Tiger tiger

I was laughing like an laughing hyena

Honestly feel like this episode is a very elaborate diss track to Picasso

Francis Bacon

irl they usually say it's bad diet, emotional problem or hypochondria. And they ask you to wait in a horrendous queue for a specialist, 2 years or more

Guess that's why you know... it's a fictional piece of television.

It's weird to me that they do everything. They're taking blood. They're putting in tubes.

....It's a diagnostic team. In a teaching hospital...with a diagnostician who only takes the strangest cases. Of course they do, especially when House specifically picked each member to have a different specialty.

Actually the hospital near me is very. much like this. It is a teaching hospital. A medical college. There are young doctors that are able to work next to some of the best specialists in the country. The level of care is reflective of the dedication of the staff of fellows and specialists. I was fortunate enough to have gotten a team that is very similar to what you see on this program.

Letting the days go by

LOL! Comment of the day.

Under the water; carry the water

Isn’t that a song?

Letting the days go by....

Thank the doctors then

Hugh Laurie.

**Laurie

Fun fact: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle drew inspiration for Sherlock Holmes from Dr. Joseph Bell, one of his professors in medical school

@@alexstewart7655 it's actually Lawry.

Its actually a very interesting point surrounding how the brain fills areas it cant see properly. Its not that he saw distorted faces which he painted, he saw paintings perfectly normal, however when he began painting his brain distortes his view so while he was painting he saw something which was not there, he saw a perfect face portrait, while in reality he had missed the proportions and so on. I have some minor personal experience in having my view distorted just a little bit, i noticed when i couldnt find a minor item on a table, i saw the whole table just fine, but when i moved my head i saw the item right in front of me, discovering that i had a small hole i my vision, which my brain filled with an "assumption" of what was there. In the tables case the white cloth covering it. This was particularly scary as i might be blind to a pedestrian or car when out driving, as my brain would just fill the street/road as empty in my brain. However i will have a major headache whenever my vision fails me in this way so i avoid driving when this is the case.

Both of you . Bravo.. Excellent question and an informative response

@@cmLMolde Thats a seizure dude.

@@mbsb1376 Hmm, we just consider it a bi effect of the migraines parts of my family gets under certain conditions. Especially activated during certain light conditions of which we usually put on sunglasses or withdraw to a dark room. (Laying down with eyes closed also helps.) I havent seen it as any more than just "a migraine" since my mother also gets it.

@@mbsb1376 not necessarily a seizure. Read "The man who mistook his wife for a hat"

It's brilliant. I was about to drop my own comment until I saw yours down here.

I was looking for this comment

Thank you,now I can sleep again.

It is just possible that that is what the artist saw, rather than what was there

maybe were another patient with the same condition 😵

@@robertpodbery242 I'm subscribing to that because I like it better than a continuity error.

Why did they bother making a "normal painting" prop? Seems like throwing away time and money when it's never supposed to appear on-screen.

that is correct, it's also a play on sherlock holmes (holmes sounds like homes, therefore we have house and wilson)

@@jessepinkmansimp6090 As well as House living in apartment B in a building at 221 on his street, the opiod addiction, disdain for people, and brilliance in his field

In another episode, it was also revealed that if you shuffle around the letters in GREGORY HOUSE, you can spell HUGE EGO, SORRY. So the witty writers of the show probably started with the last name House for the reasons you mentioned, then added the first name Gregory for that reason as well.

@@CrowGamingVideos my school locker number is 221, it's like i was meant to love house

@@jessepinkmansimp6090 ie destined to be brilliant but blunt?

Maybe he trusts them less? Or maybe the writers slacked off idk

I figured he wasn’t getting the reactions he used to get. No one is surprised by his usual behaviors anymore, oh that’s just House. He had to do worse and worse things to get the reactions he wanted. Basically he was bored. This is just my take on what the writers were trying to convey.

@@TheCatandCrystalWitch That makes sense, I really didn't like House becoming like that, he became more and more childish as the show went on.

This was the season House's mental health got worse because of the vicodin. Maybe, this was a part of it. And not to mention, he was lonely because Wilson had left the hospital for a while and wasn't talking to House.

House is an addict, the thing that provided a sufficient kick last week might not do so this week. He'll always be compelled to seek greater thrills, wilder reactions. That is why he becomes increasingly invasive, why he becomes more extreme in his procedures. House is a paradox in that he needs to cure a patient, but he never wants them to be healthy, since them becoming healthy ends the game/challenge.

I thought the same thing too!!

Subtle hint to drop the pillow and show more skin

Please explain that line to me. Can't figure it out.

@@jacobsmith7254 HIPAA is a Law that restricts Doctors from divulging information their patients tell them. House means that even if he cared enough to tell the patient's girlfriend that he's broke, he literally couldn't tell her because of the law.

There's something just correct about how not just his gaze went to her chest, but also the camera shot did.

Not necessarily. Some artists can finish within a few hours. Just look at "Portrait Artist of the Year" competition.

Nah, a portrait of that level of realism/naturalism (at least what's it's supposed to look like) isn't hard to do for a trained painter. You could easily knock that out in a single session. Easy. And in general, most portraits don't take anywhere close to months. That would be insane.

No, not at all. Depends really on what you want the final result to be. But I can see that painting be done in one session. Maybe two

@@Thejollyjujube i feel like humidity has a lot to do with it too. Like for an oil painting, paintings done in humid areas will dry differently than ones in non humid areas. I kinda wanna bug my oil painter friend...

Not really, its all prima post-impressionist stuff basically. It may take a few sittings but what you mean is something like a classical or hyperreal style.

Shows how good of an actor Hugh Laurie is

If you got Amazon prime get on it

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JUST DO IT

its a lot of commitment

If you have amazing prime just use prime video. It’s worth it

Blu ray or regular dvd?

it definitely could lol

Have you ever been in any tourist spot worldwide? One hour tops, you have your portrait. Chalks, 10 minutes.

And you may say to yourself, "This is not my beautiful house."

Yep

American

Well there was once a man who mistook his wife for a hat. Seriously.

Not same person, but the medical reason behind issue is a hairball that's got experimental drugs in it. Sometimes the drugs dissolve and randomly give him symptoms

@@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh7809 our saviour

@@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh7809 Saw the episode. Basically he was a guinea pig and one of the drugs gave lower stomach acid causing left overs to stuck together creating a kind of ball that absorbed the experimental pills and regularly gave him a high dose of all three drugs.

So it's a bezoar? I didn't see that one coming.

@@The-Rose-and-the-Cross Professor Snape did though

IKR. Like picasso

Good thing he didn't paint a portrait of your wife 😁

@@usp40guy5 I wouldn't let him within 1000 miles of my wife lol

He ended himself tho(((

Did you just quote yourself?

Ya

@@cherryistrash4080 he’s giving credit to the original quoter

Hahaha that’s brilliant 🤣

I'd be worried that he kept insisting so genuinely that it did look realistic

Didn't he kill himself in this series ?

@@jeanlouw7240 yes.

So sucassa? , Mikasa...

I will never get, why all those commentators get so worked up about a painting and no one cares about a person being struck to the ground in his own house for no reason at all. This husband is a misogynistic piece of a human being

That portrait was so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

my thought was well why do we think you have a doorman.... or then who's the doorman .. lol

And you may say to yourself, "THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE"

@@IcyDragonPolaris And then you may ask yourself. How did I get here?

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

Because that one is from his point of view. To him, the painting was not distorted.

Birkenstock ...lol