This is the greatest Christmas movie ever made | So Bad It's Good #59 - Elves 

"Are you a Nazi or somethin... is that elf yours" is the definitly the greatest line ever jason.

"What are you a Nazi or something? Is that Elf yours?" Needs to be on a shirt.

Man that scene with the kid and his sister and the shower. In case you aren't 100% on how movies are made. A writer (in this case 3. Jesus Christ) had to first write that. Then the writer (and again, two of his...let's call them accomplices) had to proofread it, and said "yeah that's what I want to send to my agent, this is gonna make me rich!" Then the agent looked at that scene and said "yes, this is what I want representing my talent agency, this is great!" So he sent it to a producer who said "yeah, this is what I want to put money towards, this will really get my name out there!" So he commisioned a director, who looked at this scene and said "yeah, I'll be able to get great performances out of my two actors on this scene" so he sends it to a casting director, who says "I know just the 8 year old for this scene" so he sends a script to this kid's agent (or probably puts out a big wide casting call for a part like this, but it doesn't work in my narrative so shut up). The kid's agent says, "wow, little Timmy would be perfect for this" so he sends the script to this kid's PARENT OR LEGAL GAURDIAN, who says "yep that's the part for my little boy," and the scene gets made. AT ANY POINT someone could have at least requested a re-write: the producer, the director, the kids fucking mother! Hell, I would even expect the 8 year old to at least be uncomfortable saying those lines, in a sort of "uncle joey makes me sad when he gives me his 'special hugs'" way! What the fuck...

I thought the kid being a perv was just coke fuelled ideas, but the grandpa being also the dad and loving his granddaughter... that's one messed up family tree

This movie gets an "are you a Nazi or something" out of "is this elf yours"

“Santa said ORAL!” well my sides just entered low orbit 😂

Back in the 90s, we used to rent the most obscure crap just to rip on them. But you guys are the Indiana Jones of digging up and digging on shit movies. Highly impressive in a sad way. Keep up the great work.

"Oral... Santa said oral."... That'll go over well at the inevitable SA trial.

My friends and I watch this at our annual Christmas party. We throw props - Lucky Charms for when the elf is on the screen, candy cigarettes when Dan lights up, old doughnuts, and pretzel sticks for whenever Nazis are onscreen.

Instead of going out and buying presents like the procrastinating dummy I am, I've been binging all your videos. You just got yourself another subscriber if for nothing else you've helped delay me having to go out amongst the public two days before Christmas! 😁

4:26 “I’m going to need another beer for this incest”. I’m going to need some context for this quote.

With my b-day being Christmas Eve, this video was just in time. Wish I could ship you some Kentucky beer!

Tis the season, so time to revisit this 'masterpiece'. Honestly Brian had some really good moments in this one. "Listen, the show needs nudity to survive, one of us has to sack up." "Where is dad? Is dad dead?" "If he's lucky he's dead." "How can you get up in the morning, put on a floofly shirt like that and be a total bitch?" "That was the worst revelation in any movie we've ever seen...and also the best." "Who's get the small bladder now, Brian?" "SHUT UP JASON!"

30:17 “like, are we watching Elf? No, we’re watching Elves!”, lmao

"I hope you're pleased with yourself." There's so much potential to run with that statement, given that the lady, in the movie, is busily kneading her wet cat.

That was fantastic! Elves is also one of my all time Christmas SGIB greats. The other one is Deadly Games, which is basically Home Alone meets Die Hard and Rambo.

The most hilarious portion of this review is at 3:45 *Kirsten:* "I'm your fucking sister!" *Brother:* "Yeah, and you've got fucking big tits and I'm gonna tell everybody I saw 'em!" *Screening Room:* (shocked silence)

Elves, Nazis , incest and pervey younger brothers - the perfect way to celebrate Christmas.

"Ok ma'am, this is the line we want your son to say."

Why don't they sit on the blanket? "They have to be close to mother Earth!!!" OMG!! Erin is hilarious( yes I'm a fan of hers) thanks Jason!! You three never cease to amaze keep it up!! Never a dry eye after these videos...

"Up to date on the nazis" as if they're an ever-evolving technology.

Can't believe Grizzly Adams was in this.

This was an absolutely wonderful experience, keep up the great work, laughed my ass off.

Had a massive panic attack last night for no apparent reason. Got about three hours sleep was ready to give up on the day and then I saw this. Thank God!

“He’s not fucking the body he’s eating it” so much more respectful 😂 😂

Lmfao, that hillary clinton edit was perfect.

The "are you a nazi or somethin...is that your elf" line could have only been better if the response was, "no mine is on the shelf"

Just came back here to say; what are you a nazi or something, is that elf yours???? A year later and that quote still pops into my conversation.

I literally had keep pausing this video because I couldn't stop laughing, your reactions are legendary. Sending you many hugs from England.

I accidentally found your channel a few months ago and out of all of the garbage out there these days this is literally the only channel I look forward to that’s not an audiophile/home theater related channel. I work in the high end AV industry and while there’s a plethora of solid channels out there for that type of content your channel is the ONLY one that I genuinely look forward to following!

Every time I see Scott Bakalu in any program I still see him as Sam leaping through Time.

This movie should be called "elf on the natzi shelf!"

I always come back to this one, it might just be one of your best video's to date.

Torrow im going to tell everyone i come in contact with..."what are you a nazi or somthing?, is that elf yours:

Nothing says Christmas like Santa doing coke.

i hope every Christmas you go into toy stores and keep asking the store assistants: "What are you a Nazi or something? Is that elf your?"

Unfortunately Dan haggerty had a long running battle with cocaine addiction. He was well known for showing up at flea markets are conventions or anywhere where he could sign things for money which he quickly turned into Yehu. I think he was pretty messed up for a whole lot of years.

Dang dude. 2K subs in a week. The algorithm giveth still.

Finally: a movie that understands the true meaning of Christmas...

Erin silently cackling at the end may have been my favorite part of this review, it’s such a funny moment whenever someone’s laughing too hard to speak. Pure joy. You guys look like you had an incredible time processing this beautiful garbage fire of a film, right in time for spiked eggnog season. …makes me think, a SBIG spiked eggnog stout would be fantastic.

"Santa says oral" 😂

The reactions to WTF momments were beautiful, loved it.

3:57 the collective gasp at the end of this scene at the 410 mark wins - Hands down best moment in this video

"Breakfast on a mirror." - Excellent Master of Puppets throw-in. Well done.

New sub here, Thank you for he content you don't know how much i laugh xDDD Good luck! :D

Blood Beat 1983, Deadly Games 1989, Lucky Stiff 1988, To All a Goodnight 1980, Family Reunion 1989, Offerings 1989 are all xmas themed horror the very last one [offerings] being the best one.

1:59 They have to be close to Mother Earth to have a better chance of experiencing Mother Hypothermia and Sister Frostbite.

I loved when Jason asks Erin “what don’t you understand?” Lolll

I've been watching the channel for quite some time. But MY GOD. Elves. Nazis, elves, GRIZZLY ADAMS?!?! More families need to make this a christmas tradition.

4:08 Incest: A game the whole family can play! 😬😵😵‍💫😮

When I first saw the moment with the little brother and he said what he said I immediately thought “Yeah. That doesn’t make you look cool Buddy.” 😂.

I had those same ninja turtles pajamas when I was little!!! It was even Donatello same as his 😂😂

7:19 I'm gonna steal this line for every future Christmas season with my wife.

If a bomb falls out of a hiding space in your car, do not throw out the bomb, get out of the car, there may be a backup bomb.

I WISH there was a counter on how many times I have watched this review- It never gets old! I kid you not, this is some of the funniest stuff I have seen in a long while! Thank you guys for brightening up my days!

I feel like if you're looking for great bad Christmas horror films you just can't go wrong with Santa's Slay. A Bill Goldberg vessel of awesome.

Suddenly the brother and sister interaction makes a lot more sense

I feel like those two little girls listening to their father talk about Nazi genetically modified elf soldiers have the same back story of some of the people I see commenting on RU-vid.

I am now going through all my horrible movies and we are purchasing any just to send to you 3...I can't watch them alone anymore. The pain you all feel is amazing.. And hilarious... Plus I gotta hear more Erin zingers so I have some coming your way... Best RU-vidr ever...

hi! binging this channel right now. enjoying the humor 😁

Man, you have the most binge worthy channel ever

The detective had no business being that good and likable of a character in a movie this bad

great episode. man your channel is growing fast. cheers

Once again, another stellar review. Thanks for making the day better!

The one liner jokes from Jason just cracks me up. 😅

lmao your reaction to the pervert kid was absolutely priceless

I recently discovered this channel and it's so great. Alot of channels that have multiple presenters ends up with me disliking some of them....but NOT here. All of them are funny and doesn't seem forced. This reminds me so much of Mystery silence theatre and I love it!

This seems to be one of those amazing movies you need to watch with other people and ideally you pause it every 10 to 15 minutes to recap what happened and to connect the dots of the plot.

His beard caught the bullet.

Always wondered since I saw this years ago : Why is this called Elves when there was only one elf? I hate movies that lie to me.

Awesome content as usual guys! This film was nuts! Hope you and family have great Christmas. Merry Christmas to Dave too.

Ah shit! Merry Christmas Jason and Gang!!! Thanks for another upload!!! Gives me something fun to watch today

This was made when they were still trying to determine what exactly was PG-13. For a couple years a number of movies were release that would be considered R today. Problem was they made list what was considered R material and as long nothing on it was in the film it got the rating. Most were lower budget movies.

Merry Christmas guy’s! Thank you so much for all of the laughs and entertainment you brought me this year. Would you guys be down for me to send some delicious California beers to you next year as a thank you?

This was amazing, the cutaway at 24:40 had me laughing for 2 minutes straight! Love your reactions guys.

This was legit a hell of a lot better film than I expected, and definitely up there with some of the best shitshows you guys have reviewed. If a sequel exists, I hope you guys don't make us wait until next Christmas. Thanks, guys, and Merry Christmas.

4:13 This is the greatest reaction I think I've ever seen from this series. It's almost three monkey like.

Exposition usually sucks in movies, especially low-budget ones, but my god, the two scenes in this of the Professor (?) then the Dad dressed as a valet explaining Elf-lore are the best parts of this film. Incredible.

Every time your wife laughs now, I immediately think she's about to go full Barbarians on the show. I swear that movie has become a meme now for everyone.

You guys are criminally undersubscribed to. Love your video's keep up the good work.

We should start telling the gullible and stupid that Elves is the sequel to Elf.

-"I'm gonna need another beer for this incest" -"On it" LMFAO!

And just when you thought that it could not get any worse, mind you right at the very start, 3:45 to be precise (which makes you come to mind 'Deliverance'), that Santa 'Oral!' bit won it all... Anyway, as always awesome work guys & gals, Happy New Year and keep 'em coming!

You guys had me literally on the floor laughing!

Dan Haggerty seems like a nice dude, and a solid cocaine dealer

This, video distracted me from my Crippling Depression

Happy Xmas guys, so glad I found this channel!

Fuckin homerun with that Hillary joke LOL

This is the greatest Christmas movie ever!! Thank you for bringing this to my attention!!! Lol

You guys are hilarious You just got a new sub 😄 You Guys got me hooked with the Steven Seagal Movies reviews 🤣

That reveal actually explains why the little brother is into his own sister. That crap runs in the family

5:45 You’re both wrong. Everybody knows Michelangelo was the best turtle.

Crazy that you got the actually Santa clause to review this movie!! Great stuff as always

Gives a whole new meaning to the title grand-dad.

There is a Christmas horror movie with Goldberg the wrestler. Goldberg is Santa, but Santa isn't REALLY a nice guy. Turns out Santa is a demon that for 500 years needed to be good to kids because he lost a bet with an angel. The 500 years are up.

I just about died at the Hilary Clinton balloon reference, especially the side-by-side comparison :D lol The other Clinton references were also great :) And the comments before/during the elf "sex" scene were great :D

Real glad you added the 3rd person. Think this kind of show works better with 3 people. Plus I just like Erin, think she fits in well.

You had me at Dan Haggerty.

God Bless you for the Hilary joke ! I believe I might be forming a man crush XD

Santa said ORAL 😂😈🤪