I said no to everything in Bitlife and it ruined my life 

“I am suffering from depression. I cried. I cried. I sent my mother a letter. I cried” are we sure Noah went to prison? It’s sounding a lot like my first year in university

“Since I’m back in Ireland for a while” - He must return often to replenish his powers to their fullest

He got so excited when "hug a Kevin day" popped up 😭😭😭😭 poor Kev

Honestly the creativity Kevin has when naming/creating his characters is surprisingly impressive.

Ah yes. The sequel to the life of "agreeable" "Noah T. Hanks"

I'd like to imagine that the reason no one came to his funeral was because they couldn't fecking find him. The man ran from country to country only stopping for occasionally throwing a million at a failed election campaign.

This might be the one time he doesn’t hire a hitman because he’d have to reject the potential candidates.

Just the name of the character alone is gold, its only been a couple seconds in the video and I'm already happy

Noah T. Hanks is the most normal name Kevin has ever picked in this game

"I said no to everything in Bitlife and it ruined my life" Surely he meant Noah's life, the moment Kevin takes control of the main character in bitlife their life becomes a living nightmare

I think it would be interesting to see kevin toggle the setting in bitlife that lets you go by half years instead of full, it would let him get up to double the chaos

It is no surprise this guy has a hard time getting a job. Imagine the interview with this guy. "Why do you want to work for our company." "I don't."

There should be a National Hug Callmekevin day so everyone in the cult can get a hug from Kevin

Kevin now has 2.8 million subscribers NGL Kevin definitely deserves it for his hard work and joy he brings to people

Honestly, “Noah T. Hanks” is genius

Kevin didnt even live in spain for like 2 months and hes already back in Ireland, goes to show how nice a place Cork is

Seems like someone's read one of those "101 ways to boost your confidence," and finally learnt how to say No... Just, he went a bit _too_ far with it.

I also say “no” to anything that would improve my life quality.

Kevin is just more creative with names each time

Let’s all thank Jim that Kevin doesn’t have kids because I would be terrified about what he would name them.

I am suffering from depression. I cried. I cried. I watched Kevin play BitLife. I cried.

FUN FACT: Pathological Demand Avoidance (PDA) is essentially the proper diagnosis for a "no" person! Where someone's main characteristic is to avoid everyday demands and expectations to an extreme extent. It presents in kids as saying "no" to everything possible, even if they want to say yes, or do the thing they're protesting :) Love the vids Kev, keep it up!

Kevin playing a 'Noah' in bitlife a week after my son 'Noah' was born! Coincidence? More like bore ragnarok.

Day 1 of reminding Kevin he is more than a "funny youtube guy" to us and we love him not only as an entertainer (youtuber) but also as a human.

Judge: "I sentence you to 2 years in prison." Kevin: "No." Judge: "Well when you put it that way you're free to go"

“Since I’m back in Ireland for awhile” In that moment, a whole island shivered in fear.

I knew I felt a shift in the Irish land the past couple of days.. Kevin’s back!

Not gonna lie. The Sims and Bitlife are my fav of your series, Kevin, so I am always happy to see a new video of them, it makes my day better.

We went through a whole bitlife video without a surgery o.o Kevin really was serious about saying no to everything! XD Thank you for the fun video despite your busy schedule. Hope you're taking care of yourself.

6:49 Kevin: Loses twice. Also Kevin: _”I should go All in.”_ 10:08 - 10:11 Might be one of the smartest moves, that I’ve seen, on a Kevin BitLife Video. 10:53 And for one smart move, he has ten dumb ones...

When they say “Kevin, the creator (of BitLife)” that IS you. They mean Kevin the CONTENT creator. Just a little tip for you, lol

When he looks up at the other screen he looks like he's asking god for the answers 😂

"Since I am back in Ireland." Kevin did you try to run for Mayor of Madrid again? 🙄

I don't even enjoy simulation games like these, yet kevin can make thousands of videos on them and they're always so entertaining

I have a feeling that Kevin just sits there for hours thinking of theese genius names for this characters.

The amount of good content you've got out of this game is insane 😂 No doubt you'll find more ways to keep it entertaining too!

kevin is actually creative when it comes to names for his bitlife characters

"I said no to everything and it ruined my life." Like you have a successful life in bitlife otherwise😂

I still remember the time my person joined the Triad, took an oath to never leave because he became very popular among that group. Even became friends with the head of house. But apparently didn't like that he wasn't contributing enough money and his popularity went down. so I made him leave and it was quite scary because frequently I would get a message that said like "You find some Oolong tea leaves on your toilet (screaming emoji)" and I freaked out anytime that happened and would continuously move countries to try and avoid them. I decided to face them just to see what happened and turns out my guy is so good at his former job from killing people that any Triad that attacked him died instantly. They tried about 11 times before I died from getting struck by lightening. It was some weird twist on the telling of John Wick lmaoooo

Honestly I’m not sure there’s anyone out there who would want to hug Kevin spacey now

As soon as Kevin said Foreign Accent Syndrome was a real thing, I paused the video and went on a research tangent.

Kevin is an option on hug-a-kevin day guess the bitlife devs dont like all this strange but free advertisements

Day 67 of asking Kevin to make a Frostpunk playthrough since he missed out on all the really fun stuff to do like becoming an actual cult leader and making his entire population cannibals.

Seeing Kevin get so excited when he read the bit about National Hug-a-Kevin Day and immediately getting disappointed when he realized he wasn’t an option hurt me a little bit

I think Kevin's BitLife addiction might be even more severe than his Among Us addiction...

Kevin's excitement when Hug A Kevin Day popped up.... gold.

When I have my bitlife characters watch RU-vid I always keep clicking until the option to watch CallMeKevin comes up

"Im back in Ireland" so they finally found the hippies you killed

"Idk what to do so I'll just attack him" honestly i don't know why i expected enything else LOL

‘Saying no to everything makes you very depressed’ damn…. Realizations are had with Kevin

Employer: "We are letting you go, we fear YOU WILL BE ABSENT TOO OFTEN because of your hives." Kevin: "Oh yeah? You think my hives are contagious? Well they arent!" Employer: ...."nobody said that..."

That part about Noah T. Hanks going to Egypt and The Nile were such good puns.

This Irish man is the reason i dont jump off my roof

Thank you for more BitLife! Your commentary makes the BitLives so entertaining to watch. I’ll always watch more!

Literally all this time I was wondering why I could never get the eye exam in bitlife right, and now it turns out I have astigmatism... That explains that

Leaving a Vibrator as a calling card is great. You can be known as the buzz killer.

Your Bitlife videos have made me started playing it! I love it! Also, fun fact: I found your channel in the game when I was picking a channel to watch RU-vid with one of my friends on Bitlife.

They should hire Kevin to come up with the names of Phoenix Wright characters

Your BitLife videos got me hooked a while ago, always happy to see a new one

Any time I see "call me Kevin" as an option on bitlife its the one I choose lol

If I had a dollar for every time Kevin ruined his life of his own volition, I'd have enough money to buy a Tesla.

Awww Kevin was talking about me at 4:10

kevin, i haven't seen ur vids in ages, u honestly make me laugh so much

Hey Kevin I love when you use vibe music in your videos it makes it feel so cozy.

the second run of being idle and ignoring potential health issues sounds like me.. also, never had a job, it does feel like a waste of a life but knowing that doesn't really change anything lol

Love your vids Kevin cheers me up

This is the earliest I've ever been able to catch ur videos I usually save them as one of the last videos to end my day on a high note

Kevin you really helped me a lot with my depression in the last few years, Thank you ❤️❤️

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

I am always happy to see a new BitLife video from you Kevin!

3:32 after this video, every hug a Kevin day has call me Kevin as a opinion in bitlife

He saw the “just say no” anti drug ads and took it too far

“I think things are going a little bit better, but still pretty bad” *I felt that*

What about bitlife but you don’t look at the scenarios and only the options. So then, you can only read what happens after you’ve chosen a choice lol

Holy shit the second run was surprising, didn't think Noah T.Hanks would make it that far in life, considering he had every disease imaginable 😂😂😂

Honestly you're the only RU-vidr I can watch play this game. It's so boring to me but I always find myself laughing to your videos!

Yay your're back in D'Ireland!

I just honestly love when Kevin uploads

I love your humor omg

My day is instantly better when Kevin plays bitlife

Love the channel

Loving BitLife videos Kev!!!!

I don't know if you've done it, but I'd love to see a playthrough (or multiple) of just spamming choices as fast as you can and see what happens

that was a very poetic last line :D I liked it :3

"When theres something strange, in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?" "Noah T. Hanks!"

I would give almost anything to just be able to buy Kevin a coffee and sit and have a chat with him❤️

Oooo you should do one where you try to get as many of those little end achievements as possible!!!!

"I say no prison, I escape". Not the best defence when the guards catch you

Happy 5th year anniversary of this amazing channel!

Aahh!! I absolutely love the Bitlife vids!

This is exactly how I avoid taxes

The best way to start your day is watching a kev vid

Hi Kevin, I always love your videos 😎

Kevin playing bit life is inspiring. Plz don't stop these videos 🙂

I briefly got my home of Regina Saskatchewan Canada at the beginning of a CallMeKevin video. That's all I needed today

hi kevin big fan of your bitlife videos can u pls play more? and upload more of them ? pls ive watched all twice already.

I think Kevin's my new favourite youtuber and i only just came across his channel two days back

That egypt nile joke is SERIOUSLY being slept on

For some reason I liked the way he went “Oooh I could say nooo to some ghooosts” 3:56

Kevin has to have made the Bitlife developers a mint - but to be fair the videos have always been entertaining, so I'd say it is deserved.