My experience on the brown scale in America: If you're brown in America, there are plenty options to fill out your bingo card! Here is a few that I have completed: you're a terrorist, you're undocumented immigrant, or your super smart. I have had the wonderful fortune of being accused of not paying my taxes(I'm pretty sure my tax bracket is higher then the other dude), being told I should back to my country (I am currently residing in the country that I was born in, so where am I suppose to go?), or being Stanford smart (I promise i'm not that smart) and more! What a wonderful game of bingo. I already have the free space: funny accent (I had a speech therapist in American high school, I guess she didn't do a very good job). What great fun it is to have people guess what type of brown you are! P.S. virtual cookies for anyone who can guess what brown I am ;)
@Dynamite i've lived here for since birth, thats a long time, if u visit it going for 2 weeks about, and it will be in tourist areas I am assuming, so likely hood of getting insulted is 0.001% because bad business, liberal or used it all. When I've gotten racist comment is backwater places, working behind a counter or just random asshole in the market or something. Never when I visit a landmark
@i don't reply back at times;_; thats even better then, u kinda of check off the boxes for "being the best brown" + med. if you truly feel worried then try and find an area that calls itself liberal, that probably will solve most of your problems, the only thing you will have deal with: paperwork, harmless stereotypes (I think most people have dropped the apu thing) and normal med stuff. my comment is from being salty. Also binge watch Netflix and avoid ticktock lol. and check the weather of where ever you want to live, trust me weather here is mess
Frosted Flakes, Oreos, Chips Ahoy, Marshmallow Fruity Pebbles, Twinkies, Honey Bun and Chocolate Corn Flakes... I seriously didn't know some of these were a thing until now...
@@urmumhuge5556 Decide first what's more offending? Not mocking Muslims or less people mocking muslims? And how does mocking someone else make yourself feel better? It's like A abused B but didn't abuse C. So when A also abuse C, B feels better. What logic is this?
@@_The_Alchemist_ The point is, if you are saying you’re secular, and then proceed to insult only one side, then you’re being a hypocrite. Insult Hinduism, Islam, Christianity, Sikhism, Budhhism, Jainism, every religion, and no one should take offence because, it’s humour.
I love that statement - Once you go brown, other colours let you down...I have told my male friends to use it :D it is so so so cool....Made a joke too: Everyone: Once you go black you never go back....Vir Das: Once you go brown, all the other colours let you down!!
@Pranjal Mishra Doesn't change anything, its just Conan always talks about having long legs and a long stride so its actually good to see Vir to get a better context of that.
@@tanmayyaduvanshi5422 he is actually like an inch taller than rock,I don't know why Rock lie about his height he claims to be 6'5" but is shorter in height than Conan 6'4" its the case with all wrestlers remember hulk hogan claimed to be 6'8"but is shorter than rock
India has two people shaping up to be Carlins. One is Vir, in English and the other is Varun Grover in Hindi. I'm just grateful that thanks to these two (and Tanmay) India will have stand up comedy as a reliable profession in the future.
@@nachiket7565 he used word Carlin. He is satarist no an ordinary comedian. Zakir is very good comedian may better than both veer and varun in his craft but Genere of Carlin is different
Muffins for samosa??nayy dude..west has just entered india..it wud take time.. but i know samosa is gonna lose eventually😢 whole world will be west except china..wow such an emotional truth mess i made..😂🙃
@@chetan007ize i kind of guessed the reply..i was mostly right other than the dark sunglass emoji😎 anyways lets agree to disagree but dis hero of the nris need to stop now😂😴
Your single clip makes my day yaar, I can watch all you videos repeatedly, and I have been crushing on you since Go Goa Gone🙈and these videos during corona are fab, your jingle " vir in the time of corona virus" is so catchy that after listening it I kept singing all day, and my bro has got rid of hearing this😂😂😂😂 keep rocking yaar🤗
Pranav Kolli - I was thinking that too, but remembered that Conan is 6’4”. I’m thinking Vir must be as tall as SRK, 5’7”. A lot of gals would easily fall for such a fellow, especially w/such a fun personality & great smile. Agree w/“VITTOCV.” Keep it going.
Tbh I have tried hundreds of cereals, but I always come back to cornflakes. I might like the new ones for a week but cornflakes, I can eat that throughout my life.
