TikTok Has A Horny Chef Problem | Sad Boyz 

food porn 😏

They were also specifically sterilisation grade, as in 'kill bacteria for science labs and hospitals' grade

oh?? my god???? that’s so stupid of them??

it's okay, it's not like they need their eyes, their lives are absent of any art or beauty to appreciate

It’s literally the same as sunlight, uv-c, the most harmful version, except when the sun emits it, the atmosphere blocks most of it, not so with a uvc lamp. Extended exposure (depending on strength, distance etc., that could be anywhere from hours to minutes) can cloud your cornea because it basically sunburns your eyes, and can cause cataracts turning them white (and, y’know, blinding you) which is going to require surgery to fix, and can also contribute to skin cancer. Usually they’re used for disinfecting things in industry and hospitals, but no humans are exposed to it because it’s dangerous, but covid quackery led to a surge in sales to normal people, convinced that some uv c exposure would help prevent them getting sick, which, to an extent, sure, but not if you already inhaled the virus, and at a pretty significant cost. So a bunch more commercially available uvc lamps, not enough education on the matter, and they do function as a black light (and look cool) leads to a bunch of people getting injured. Good thing they have so much money stored in NFTs for settlements…wait, the NFT market did what? But how could that be!? Those computer generated monkey pics AREN’T the future of currency!? Oh noooo….

They made a whole room a tanning bed and didn't question it until AFTER people started having issues. I stg the people who make the most money in capitalism are the dumbest. No one tells them no. EVER. It reminds me of when I had a review from my boss to stop telling the sales team no when we can't do something. I refused. The entitlement sometimes I cannot believe.

exactly how i feel about jubilee videos too

I can't hear "I'm All the Way Up" without picturing them reacting to that guy's Twitter video; they just make the internet so much more delightful.

Uhm it's donut dadd put some respect on it.

And Black White still felt like one of the hardest things to watch any part of... God I hate that show, and especially Bruno.

@@hoodedman6579 then why the fuck did you watch it

LMAOO that is so funny I have follow up questions Were they fighting? Like was she pissed chasing him and wrangling him back inside? Or were they playing around? like she was just practicing her lassoing skills??

Thank u for asking all the right questions lol

WHAT HAHAHAHA I LIVE IN THE MIDWEST TOO WHAT STATE ARE YOU FROM

Also, there's so much out there for the straight guy's and no one makes fun of it, can we let the ladies that are into this hot baking guy just enjoy it without judgment? He isn't hurting anyone but that dough lol.

@@JennRighter Good point!

I don’t know why but the fact the horny chef is also choosing to bake to a high technical standard makes it infinitely funnier to me, like man really could’ve just been a stereotypically attractive guy who did good recipes and probably would still have higher engagement but instead chose this 😂

What if they do?

Two things can be true.

Hey, do what you love. And this guy loves to do food.

Yeah but it gets annoying when someone says "um" 100 times in an hour (Literally)

STD food. 💀

Hopefully you don't eat at restaurants or eat fast food and only cook at home and wash everything thoroughly.

Hand foot mouth is a virus not a bacterial. My fingernails fell off from it. My kids got it from school and I’m severely OCD so it wasn’t dirtiness

Hundreds of times more likely you’d get hepatitis from the chef but definitely not HFM

I got diagnosed this summer when I was 35. Got dayum. I’ve been morning lil MayMay. Poor kid. This all came about bc of three concussions when I was a band director during the 18-19 school year. Silver lining I guess? My symptoms because relentless. I cried a lot the first half of this year. Crazy to think a lot of my depths of depression and anxiety were just me suffering through this ADHD. And damn all the scientists back in the 90’s studying the boys. We were completely overlooked. Ack. My life has been a lie. I left teaching March of 2022. Now in school for IT. Woooooo So yes, entire life is in uproar and it’s like all I think about. And I was dwelling on it for the months prior to the diagnosis when I kept finding all this research, accommodations and techniques that actually worked for me. I’m thinking, damn, do I have ADHD? Big yes. Good luck to you on your journey, and in your life. We’re in a tough spot these days, so I hope you’re doing ok.

@@Mcouey2 yes omg dont even get me started on how we literally go trough a mourning period when we get diagnosed, its like our whole life turns upside down without nothing really changing for people around us

yes omg. i was undiagnosed throughout high school and ended up having to repeat my final year 3 times because it came to a point where i just couldn't manage it but didn't have the tools to express why. my parents and teachers insisted i was just lazy because my grades were fine but i wasn't showing up to class enough or doing my homework. my diagnosis really recontextualised the whole experience and i wish i could get back all those preventable tears i cried

I relate to this so much, my therapist suggested getting diagnosed with ADHD and the more I really looked into it and connected the dots of why I think and feel the way I do, it was world changing for me..... everything suddenly made sense. 😅

same here, its just im 31 years old and got an autism and ADHD diagnoses much to my "surprise"

Generation Alpha are not the children of Boomers, they're way too old to have kids in the youngest generation

Hi @reaganjaegan, if you kindly read my comment again you'll see I never said any such thing to what you are arguing against. You see I too know how time works but I appreciate you for making it super clear for anyone else reading that might not know that there is 74 years between 1950 and 2024. Keep up the good work!

@@py2178 s-tier clap back lol. But seriously, baby doomer is gold (it's premium) and I'll be using it from now on.

it’s a talent

🩵🩷

Had to do a lab laser training to use a manufacturing lab at my university and they specifically warn against health problems from different spectrums of light including UVC. Ridiculous and dangerous to use these there in the way they did.

yeah and their cancer risk is so much higher now

​@@imblue9839they should atleast get their money back lord

​@@princessmanitari4993i wouldn't be shocked if they paid in crypto ngl

In the last couple years, there was a news story about a cow getting loose on the road here (in the city! state capital even!) and a legit guy on a horse lassoed it down.

Look...I am not into this even though I'm a straight woman. But look at the comments on these videos. The straight ladies love it. Do you think it's weird when hot girls pretend to work out in weird non work out poses on these same platforms? The pretend work out ladies that are just there because guys are into watching them. Nothing wrong with the fake work out squat ladies and nothing wrong with the fake baking hot guys. If you're a straight man, you probably don't get it. But if you look at the comment sections of these sexy baking guys, you will see the straight ladies are really into it. Just like the straight guys are into the fake workouts from the hot ladies doing squats. It's crazy to me that men still don't get that women like sexy stuff too. I'm not on social media other than RU-vid anymore, but you know exactly what I'm talking about. Everyone is recommended women in yoga clothes. But somehow the idea that women like a traditionally attractive guy doing these things is so shocking and weird to you? Lol, gtfo. Women like hot dudes. Women like sex and sexy things.

too bad

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An extra Layer of sadness 😢

Praying for you bro

noooooo

? he had a mustache for a long time now

​@@mantrad0rHe usually has mustache and beard, this is just mustache

Completely wild. I work with UV LEDs daily and I make a point not to shine it anywhere near anyone’s eyes. I accidentally shined it in my eye today and everything had a weird yellow hue for about 15 minutes after. Not surprised people are going blind.

Time for feelings and other things, too, also, as well.

dont forget bi-sitting! :~) @@TheMiriamAdams

you and me both guy

My Nan sending a 👍 when i text her i love her 😂

he looks like a well-designed character

Concisely put

If you're worried about the parasocial stuff; i personally see sad boyz as entertainment, like a talk show i put on! So maybe that helps with the mindset and distance. (:

23:50 for the curious XD You cannot tell me ints not Kurtis suddenly possessing him XD

nice pfp!!

@@StarryMysts thank you! you too!

@@clam6254 YIPPEE

I feel that

super strange stuff

did you have a changing set up in primary / elementary school? I expected it in secondary because we also did it in primary. But the primary system was fked because there were only 7 girls in my class, so we got changed in a teachers store cupboard... that had a big long window. Meanwhile the boys changed in the classroom itself. There was always one guy who tried to watch us get undressed through that window.

@@RealElongatedMuskrat oh yeah . in primary we did have changing rooms next to the gym hall, but sometimes theyd have us get changed in the classroom and mini library room that most rooms in the school had. very odd

OH MY GOD

Ok y'all got there further into the episode, nevermind 😂

Actually that’s not the truth, Slime

i feel like it should be banished to another platform. it's straight up f*tish content🤮

They are pride socks he has a protects trans kids shirt too :)

Hope youre doing ok btw

@@ypp0p im doing a bit better today, thank you ^_^