There’s so many girls who’ve been shamed into thinking they should be hairless except on their heads. It breaks my heart. If someone wants to for themselves, I have no problem with that but as a child my niece watched Vine and that’s the message she got. Some assh*le Nash something she was in looove with was the worst with women’s body hair calling it disgusting, gross, unclean. She’s naturally blonde. She’s letting her arm hair grow back. It’s ok right now cause it’s cold. Summer we hope. I wonder what young children are learning from tic tok? 😖
Impossible! As a man (I think) I've been made firmly aware that women have no capacity for being entertaining, so this must be deceit! Though I'm uncertain, since I don't have the female instinct for knowing if people are lying.
Actually I prefer to do a whole gymnastics routine in the shower, flips included. I have a beam and uneven bars just for the shower but it’s invisible to anyone who isn’t a woman. I guess im just not like other girls /s
"When a doctor gives you a gun with your prescription don't question it, this is so you can rob the whole pharmacy." Very important medical fact, Chad Chad. Thank you for sharing.
It's crazy to think that these "girl facts" have been circulating for so many years, I'm 23 now but I remember being 11 and seeing this shit on the early versions of insta or tumblr 😭 the girl facts will forever haunt me
Heavily shocked I haven't seen the "the clitoris is at a completely different spot on every woman" line. I'm unsure if that means we've progressed to the point where men understand that it's wrong, or regressed to the point that men don't even know what it is, but we have definitely gressed.
i think thats just a game of telephone from "some girls have it more hooded than others and also some prefer more direct and some more indirect stimulation"
“I’m a girl” reminded me of an actual argument I had in a comments section a few months ago where this dude was CONVINCED you were a man. He said, “HIS NAME IS CHAD!” I said dude, she literally whispers “not really” after she says “I’m Chad Chad”. He did not believe me. He refused to watch a video to prove it. That person is allowed to most likely drive, vote, and have kids.
if she pulls out her pepper spray, she's just shy 😚 if she tells you "I'm gonna use it" or "Don't come any closer", she wants a hug 🥺 if she sprays you, she's testing you to see how strong and sensible you are 🤧 if she starts running, she wants you to follow her (she's taking you to her house!!) 😍 Pro tip: laugh while doing these so that she sees you have a sense of humor!
As part of the female fandom, I will say that I thoroughly enjoy being tied up, thrown into the back of a van, threatened, going to another country, changing my identity, and falling madly in love with my kidnapper as they open up and tell me that they’re the secret love child of a rich ceo
as an autistic person who is female, the fact that the girl code tiktok exists and people probably believe it is terrifying to me. im not the best with speaking, but i mean what i say when i can find the words, and when i dont say anything at all, im just. dont wanna talk
oh my goodness yes!! I'm autistic and sometimes people think that I'm being sarcastic or snarky when I'm just trying to say what I mean. Not everything has some multi-layered hidden meaning 😭
Guys, here are some tips for talking to girls, like real ones. - If she says “why are you in my house?” She’s so attracted to you. - if she’s screaming running away from you, she’s probably just scared to talk to you. -When she says “I have a boyfriend” or “im gay” that means she’s in love with you. Hope this helps!
Girl facts I've learn from my daughters over the years are -Feed -Kill bug -Lift heavy thing -Candy -Pick them up often just to sit them back down. -Use entire bathroom for shower - Play that one game when you lay down and they repeatedly jump on your internal and external organs while laughing.
@@Cherrykins I hope that his memory can bring you more joy than pain. I'm sorry I'm not good with "feelings" so instead I'll have a drink to him, Skal!
thank you for mentioning menstrual cups are a great thing if you’re ABLE to use them. it’s sometimes alienating when people act like penetrative menstrual products should work for everyone so i really appreciate the small clarification
@@timmyuniboi2050 they mean that sometimes peoples anatomy can simply mean it's uncomfortable or difficult to use certain methods for example for intersex people
@@itsyourmumsgf Not just that but the shape of the vagina makes a difference too some lose the cups up there. For me it's a godsend, I'll never use anything else again
@@Someone-sq8imyeah but the “taking long” is just washing your body, hair, and shaving so it makes it seem like guys aren’t doing any of that at least thoroughly enough
" If a doctor smiles at you it means one of two things: You're perfectly healthy or you have three weeks to live" :') Thank you for this fact Chad Chad. I will make sure to never go to a doctor so I don't have to play 'Doctor Smile Roulette' :D
As someone with depression, I can confirm that we (yes, all of us depression people) have lost a year and a half's worth of memories, specifically from the years 2014 and 2015
When they said "she doesn't hate you, she's trying to move on" I can actually respect that. She probably hates you but even if you can't accept that she hates you, take it as though she is just moving on and leave her alone forever and subsequently do better
Yea idk if it's just me but I've had a lot of break ups end cause of distance or just life no fault of either of us. And I have blocked all those people but I don't hate them at all, I still love and wish them the best in life. I'm just a jealous bitch and couldn't stomach seeing them with someone else LMAO
Honestly, it happened to me once. I want to block every contact because I think it will help me to move on and I don't exactly hate my ex. But I am sure we all can agree that every person may have their own reason to do things so listing it as a cheat code to decipher "women" is a bit silly.
Side note; where did the “girls blocking people/their significant other when they’re mad” thing even come from? I’ve literally only ever blocked someone on social media if they were a creep or an opp or a nosy ex. Anything else is just petty.
it's not really petty, some people just need to do that to not go back to looking at old photos or messages that make it harder to move on. I've gone through this and it IS because of my insecurities and codependency issues that I'm working on, but yeah, people do it, it doesn't have anything to do w my gender tho.
Your own experience is obviously valid, but some girls (like me!!) do, in fact, block people because of their own feelings, and that's something harmless that should be encouraged if you yourself know you're gonna feel bad if you keep seeing the person (even if it's just for a short period of time).
@@bronchh I feel like it's just a difference in the circumstance, blocking someone cause they're making you feel uncomfortable, or they did something horrible is obviously valid, but if you were in a relationship, usually after people break up, people stop being friends (ie. block each other) because it hurts and there's still complicated feelings of loving them but not being together anymore, idk, idk how people can hate someone they've loved before, unless they do something horrible, which if you were with a good person, usually isn't the case :')
Funny enough, that thought process was actually very popular back in the days when education wasn't seen as necessary, especially for girls. The idea that the more a woman reads books that weren't cookbooks and the relating to home making, the more masculine she will become.
@@cniknik9863 yep, and to expand upon that, it was also rooted in racism, because they would warn women that if they did certain things or didn't shave etc, they would end up developing ethnic features. and they pushed this idea that black women were super strong and masculine, so white women had to be the opposite to be superior to them. it was terrible.
the depression thing is partially true, but it's true for all genders. Some research points to depression affecting short-term memory, but it doesn't just wipe out chunks of your memory amnesia-style. I remember reading something from a researcher trying to study the phenomenon, and their research kept getting interrupted by of the number of people who would forget to come to the scheduled memory tests
Not really it's such a broad statement it's becomes meaningless. Depression effects memory retion and recolection but it's not like a woman has a short depressive episode and just forgets everything that happened in those 72 days (contiguous days, random days, days leading up to it, first memories?)
Depression does affect your memory (cos it damages your hippocampus which helps with learning and memory) but how long of memory can be affected is dependent on the type of depression you have. For example, i had persistent depressive disorder (mild symptoms for Atleast 2 years) and i forgot almost everything that happened in my past and all i remember was the depression symptoms.
Props for using the term Venomous Scarves instead of Poisonous Scarves. Remember, if a scarf bites you and you die, the scarf is venomous. If YOU bite a scarf and die, THEN the scarf is poisonous.
I reply within the next 48 seconds of Caleb sending "How was your day" Suddenly something appears at my door, a dark figure who slowly approaches me and rips the girl gender from my body. I plead for it back and say "why are you doing this!?" The figure only points to the screen. As it flips to *Sent 1 minute ago * and it vanishes
3:56, oh yeah i definitely didn't block my ex-best friend on everything because he was manipulative, brung me down, vented w/o permission, argues with me over the tiniest things, threatened to block me all the time, and only talked to me when he was bored. just to move on
As an intersex person who has been shamed for not using menstrual cups, I appreciate hearing the addition of “if you can use them.” People who can’t use these products are often forgotten in conversations about sustainability. Thank you for being inclusive!
There’s nothing worse than people who shame people for not using their preferred menstrual product. My aunt told me I shouldn’t use tampons because I would lose my virginity. Everyone should just stfu with their judgements
Ugh people really feel so entitle to a person's body huh? We can't do anything without somebody giving us their stupid opinion which we never asked for!!
@@CharlieApples I literally had some "friends" who shamed me for wearing pads bc they're "gross" even after I explained to them that I can't use Tampons bc they worsen my cramps. That was when I was 18 and those friends 23 and 29 years old...
I love that we have these sustainable options now and I actually own some made by this brand. But I still buy a few regular period products for trips or to keep in my purse for emergencies. And if some women who can and love using these products do use them we are still making a good impact on the environmental waste. Everyone should be allowed to use what they prefer but I'm glad feminine hygiene products keep evolving and new ones being invented.
Thinx makes great washable period underwear, which is what I use, and before finding that company I kinda assumed there were no sustainable options for me
If someone waked up to me and said that I have the most beautiful set of kneecaps and that they would look great in their collection, I think I would immediately invite them on a date
Fun fact: marinating raisins in grape juice turns them into grapes again. This probably won't work for you, but at least you can officially consider yourself a Grapelord.
i've been out as a trans girl since 2020 and i've been really confused about what to do, so i'm really glad someone is here to share all these helpful and true facts 👍
100% true girl facts: If she threatens to get get arrested, she wants a kiss If she tries to run away from you, she’s just playing around. If she says she never wants to see you again, she loves you and never wants to let you leave. If she tries shove you off of her or something, she wants a hug If you kidnap her and she scream of anything, she’s having the time of her life.
I used to date a girl who sent me a "key" that included things she would text and what they actually meant. She got quite upset when I asked her why she couldn't just say how she felt because it wasn't "that easy"
@Sine Nomine maybe you're right tho. Idk. There was some other things that were off so could be. I made a comment about how pink hair is cute and she told everyone i was a bad person and haven't heard from her since. Now that i think about it, definitely not normal behavior so she prolly has some stuff she needs to work through
I also used to do that, the "key" was to remove the "ay" from the end of the word and move the last letter to the front of the word, and if you couldn't figure out the secret code you were NOT cool enough to hang out in my shed fort.
@@GoddoDoggo Yeah that's a whole different thing. We were talking about a girl having issues expressing herself. Sometimes it's a coping mechanism, because things like; 'I feel worthless' or 'I am having issues with the downstairs area' or 'I am thinking about that trauma again' are not things you feel comfortable fully writing out in text. So you can say; "I feel like that one evening again..' or 'I have that one thing again' or 'That thing about the chair keeps coming up in my head.' Youknow?
I thought this video peaked at "neck-ed." Then I thought it peaked at "venomous scarves." But no, it was the moment that Chad² went to the actual beach for us. Thank you.😂
@@TheCatMurgatroyd Seconding reusable cotton pads!! Inexpensive, fully washable, comfortable, often come in fun fabrics... as someone with a heavy flow they have significantly improved my life and helped cut back on period expenses.
@@lindboknifeandtool I tried them for a while and I'm a virgin, so things were a bit difficult lol usually I use pads..... BUT my period pains went away and that was just amazing ;_; like I barely had any camping if any and it felt quite good.
8:18 this actually hurt because I’m from Poland and that book is written by a polish woman… on the other hand the actress that played the lead role spoke up recently that after all those years this movie was horrible and if she could turn back time she wouldn’t have played in it
My beloved cat died on Christmas Day and I've been really struggling since, but finding your videos has brought a lot of smiles and genuine laughs to my days. Thank you so much.
This is the perfect video right now because I'm at the peek of Seasonal Depression gettup- Roasted in the shower, slapped lotion on, and am wrapped in blankets. So thank you Chad Chad! This makes my day. Hope everyone is well! 💜❤💜
props to you for managing to do all that self-care during this time. i’ve struggled with depression for years, but things get better. take care of yourself! ❤
I get you! I get the feeling I have S.A.D. during summer instead of winter, and every summer is hell to me. I just stay home all day, blocking sunlight and longing for winter and autumn. I hope you'll get through this just fine
I like how you say "if you can use them" instead of "if you're a woman" when talking about the menstrual cups. Feels nice having trans masc being represented.
I went through six years of med school and no one ever told me about these facts 06:27 what a waste of time. Good thing there are hard working people on TikTok explaining this stuff
The balloon joke reminds me of "balloon boy" from college (SVA) who committed multiple sex crimes and just kept getting banned from buildings, never prosecuted or kicked out. He graduated, his student film is called "Static Stacy Saves the Day." Look it up, it's the worst.
You know, as a trans woman, sometimes I feel like I don't know what being a girl really is like so I just watch a few videos like this and end up more confused than before.
It’s very simple, just remember that as a girl if you say you’re sorry you’re not actually sorry and uhh if you say you’re fine you are not actually fine. And try not to be depressed otherwise 72 days are wiped from your memory. Sorry, girl, I don’t make the rules
(On a real note though congrats on being you. You shouldn’t worry about what it “feels like” to be a girl- you are valid and as much of a girl as any other gal out there)
I am confused. I heard a conversation with trans and they literally explained it's being the opposite gender apart from physically. Meaning you are just a girl right? You don't need to be one? Otherwise doesn't that make it look more dysphoric
@@Quatrain_Because one can have an allergic reaction to silicon, have a different structure of their genitals or just feel uncomfortable using it, not everyone likes to put things inside of a vagina
I feel like "They don't like to text first because they feel annoying" is just a people with low self-esteem fact. Like me. I'm a guy and that applies to me. Also, I am now picturing biblically accurate angels trying to operate a smartphone.
To all the men out there i’m so sorry for being a girl and breathing the same air and living on the same planet as boys. Also i love how some boys say “boys lives are harder than girls” when girls literally get made fun of for existing
*Betty bought some butter but the butter Betty bought was butter so Betty bought some better butter but the bitter butter made the better butter bitter.* *Wise words from a wise woman.*
out of all the youtubers, chad chad is the only one i will watch while i’m high or tripping. the humor is perfect. please keep making videos for me to watch while tripping balls
As a Martian who has recently moved to Earth, I find these videos extremely helpful. I have learned so much about the human female condition! I always thought that human females and males were pretty much the same thing, but now I see how insensitive I was to think that. Girls run on entirely different software. I finally understand it now.
@@meowbahhyt bruh, you’ve uploaded 211 shorts since March and still only have 161 subscribers with low interactions on any community posts. Your strategy of bashing on literally everything and everyone isn’t really working much, my friend. Find some positivity in your life and focus on things you actually do like instead of hating on everything just for clicks. It’s not worth it in the end, believe me.
Being a work from home first time dad as of this past July RU-vid videos are the majority of entertainment that I consume and I always look forward to a new Chad Chad banger :)
7:41 Girls, if you catch a boy staring into your eyes..... he is slowly drifting into another universe solely created in his mind to avoid the all pending sense of doom. Oh and he might be thinking about that cheese he saw at the supermarket and is now really sad that he didn't bought it.
I just wanted to say the jokes and editing in this video are so hilarious, I have not found any other youtuber that has editing this good, I laugh out loud every time
I remember when my girlfriend broke up with my due to the advice of her toxic friend /SRS BUT if your girlfriend can just be "talked into leaving you" and moves on, and has never regretted that choice, perhaps you should be taking a little bit of accountability and using this as a wake-up call to take some time off and work on your flaws as a person
