TikTok's Horny Chefs (w/ Chad Chad) 

Someone needs to break the news that sexual is not the same as sexy

If I walked into my kitchen and found one of these men there, I would be frightened that they un-virgined my olive oil

I love Chad Chad getting disgusted and Jarvis just zooming in deeper trying to discover if is indeed a tiramisu or a flan.

I can’t articulate why but these TikToks are giving wattpad energy

"Hey waiter, I don't mean to be rude but I ordered my food half an hour ago, is everything alright in the kitchen?" "the chef is going down on your omelettes, sir."

We just need more people like that guy wearing the tight dress pants cooking food with his corgi. They need to learn from him

Chad and Jarvis just can’t stop watching weird food fetish videos can they

Even with all the freely accessible saucy content on the net, people still get their rocks off watching the weirdest shit that's not actual smut.

ive always found the link between women and food an uncomfortable yet interesting thing. Margret Atwood uses it as a motif throughout Handmaids tale almost as a way to point stuff like this out and how dehumanising and strange it is

This is what years of conditioning the mind with over sexualized ads for fast food does to a mf

As someone who has made bread, their handling of the dough brings me endless pain

Love the idea of that lady just sitting at a table wearing rabbit ears while he finishes cooking her dinner

Ugh. The worst thing is when people just think their tongues are gods gift and just flop them around on camera 🤢

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been a bad boy" in the pilot's voice absolutely bowled me over

its the fact that majority of the food looks AMAZING, like hey man, why do you have to be a freak abt it??

Would high key watch a Jarvis cooking channel, he doesn’t even have to be good I just think it would be relaxing to watch him bake

I feel like chad chad appears more often on jarvis' channel than she does her own lol

Why the fuck did I do this to myself. I grabbed food before watching this without realizing what the video was about.

Yknow what? Still more entertaining than those cooking rage bait videos where they try to cook a whole block of cheese and a pound of beef in a chip bag or somethin

i just wonder how the first guy feels when he hits stop on his videos. like is he proud of himself, when he's washing his hands after fingering an orange and throwing out the desserts he licked?

"Why do I keep getting goosebumps watching his content?" "Fear" couldn't have said it better myself

why do i get goosebumps every time i watch this- fear 😂😂😂

I cannot trust a man who casually posts videos of him sexually assaulting the food he makes, cus wtf you doing when you got guests over and making them food? I would be standing in the kitchen doorway watching everything he do

Poor kids watching tiktoks are going to grow up to have weird fetishes

I like that the editor puts in music leading up to the end of the video. It’s good for me , I can mentally prepare

Chad's absolute guffaw when Jarvis said he just fucked the food sent me

I feel like the second guy is more off putting because he clearly likes the way he looks way too much. With the first guy there's a chance that he's somewhat self-aware but guy #2 genuinely thinks he's the sexiest man alive

Fuck the dough you must, great baker you will be - Master Yoda probably

the way Chad Chad is sitting gives me so much joy

Jarvis trying to explain aesthetic attraction without the name and struggling is hilarious 😂

I feel blessed watching this knowing this was a patreon exclusive

“Why do I get goosebumps?” “FEAR” 😭😭😭😂😂😂

jarvis slapping the water bottle was the higlight of my day LMAOOO

"get away from my eggs" lmfao gonna use that to reject advances😂

when it cuts to chadchad's closeup it looks so much like a reality show confessional

Jarvis you cant queerbait cause youre a real person 😭 Dont worry about it dude

Chad Chad matches y’all’s energy so well 😂

YESSS MY FAVORITE TRIO!!! Their senses of humor work so well together, they play off of each other's jokes so well🙏✨

i accidentally paused on a frame that made Jarvis look like a young Lionel Richie so i think he's really pulling off the moustache and chin scruff look

watched cody and kelsey react to these as well and kelsey was screaming the whole time it was great

Chad Chad: My mom? That's a child. Me, a 24 year old still living with my parents: 👁️👄👁️

I love how in TikTok everyone is thirsty over such videos and in Insta everyone is disgusted. Sorry but if I saw my partner fingering my food or licking it I would never think 'oh i wish i was that coconut'

This group's chemistry is so great to watch

This is the most uncomfortable yet entertained I’ve felt in a long time

The first time I seen some OnlyFoods content, it was without my consent and I witnessed a poor innocent grapefruit getting all sorts of fingered, leakin’ all over the place. I’m _still_ in therapy to this day 😣 Let’s not do this to food, pls 🥺 In all seriousness, these things creep me tf out because as Chad Chad mentioned, that was quite possibly a kid in thr comments there. You can’t vet out who sees your content and as someone who makes content elsewhere and I can vet out who sees my work as best as the site will allow me, it makes me uncomfortable. I mean, if you wanna go off on your food, spankin’ it like that… do you I guess? 😂

Jordan is so real for being so immediately, thoroughly, and consistently disgusted through the entire vid

“You’re not supposed to touch the food” chad Chad 😭 💀

Hey Sad Boyz, love the pod! Just wanted to let y’all know that “queerbaiting” isn’t actually something an individual person can do, but rather a marketing ploy to pull a queer demographic done by companies. Unfortunately the term has been misused a lot, so I get the concern, but wanted to reassure ya that expressing your own attraction could not possibly be queerbaiting! And anyone accusing you of that would be misusing the term. You’re totally good. :) And on top of that, aesthetic attraction separate from romantic or sexual attraction is very much a real thing! I’m sure many ace and arospec viewers (myself included) find it validating to see discussed, since we so often experience those kinds of tertiary attractions very strongly. Love y’all!

This is extremely upsetting.

I feel blessed for this exclusive content

The way Chad Chad said what the fuck had me fucking rolling 😂

Currently binge watching all the podcast and i feel AWESOME

Watching Jordan react on a whole different level than the other two is hilarious

“He’s not my type- I mean- I’m a straight man but-“ -Jarvis 2023 We love a man comfortable in his sexuality /gen

My toxic trait is believing i could pull off being sexy and cooking, but god damn they took it to the next level O_O

Good to know Jarvis has a type when it comes to dudes abusing ingredients 🎉

i love hearing chad laughing 🤣 i feel like she’s so monotonous in her videos so hearing her laughing sm is so fun, lmaooo 😆

A lot of internet makes more sense when you realize and accept that humans are into weird shit and it dont even have to be purely sexual (these tiktok chefs are def sexual tho)

I love the Canadian guy who makes food and then puts on a nostalgic movie and goes live😊

For me, cooking can absolutely be an expression of love. Not like caressing food and licking shit (hello, that's just disgusting tbh). Instead, woo the ladies and gentlemen with the actual food and just doing shit in the kitchen, not sexing up the carrot DARREN I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE

I honestly enjoy that 1st guy's videos SO MUCH because they are hilarious to me. It's high level cringe art. I think the key is to not take it seriously. (Ps he does do recipes, they're in his captions)

From what I've seen, Cedrik seems like a nice guy who loves food and is pretty savvy. As long as he keeps to abusing food and not people, then good luck to him, wanking vegetables.

the botulism gotta be INSANE with these dudes food

They took "made with passion" to a max level💀💀💀

Jordan's reaction at 3:03 was exactly the same as mine

I'm sorry Jarvis I can't afford the patreon subscription the country where I live has the dollar valued as times five so I have to pay 30 bucks per month to watch the extra bits again so sorry

that thumbnail was wild

Honestly I find his content hilarious, I just can't take it seriously. And he makes food that just looks great but took it to a different level with touching it. He now makes food with less of that stuff now, and it doesn't take away that he's talented either way.

Chad Chad is lookin’ extra bad bad (And I mean that in the Gen Z way as in she looks great)

omg ive never been this early, hope you’re well chad chad, jarvis & jordan 🥹🫶🏼

I love how stress chadchad gets

The guy fingering the coconut got what he considered the perfect shot ONCE and now he has to use it in every video

“Spits on the cucumber” LMAO

Once an already well-known fancy restaurant in my country (I'm not from US) decided it was a good decision to put an ad video of supposedly sexy but downright molestation of the ingredients to attract more customers. Like hell people would eat there if that was how their orders being treated in the kitchen. No boycott or ruckus happened but that ad only lasted 2 days here on YT

i love these podcast highlights because i enjoy the content you guys produce but dont like listening to podcasts in full, so i still get to enjoy sad boyz despite that! keep up the good work :)!

Hi I work at a restaurant and this is how all cooks prepare food. It's a culinary discipline, what the French call "Mise en ASS"

this guy should start an OnlyFlans

Well, Jarvis, I'm thrilled you've turned cooking into a bizarre culinary soap opera. Now, whenever I look at a cucumber, I can't help but imagine it having a wilder life than me. And my flan obsession? Let's just say it's reached a new level. Keep it up, boys. Your Patreon might soon rival a reality TV show.

am i insane or does chad chad look like lana del ray

this was hilarious to watch, you all have amazing chemistry. subscribed

Your guys collaborations are top notch!

Love the three of you, it's a vibe!

omfg best clip yet I love y’all

ok this is really good advertising for the patreon bc I HAVE to see more

It's so funny imagining these videos before they have music and it's just awkward quiet videos of a guy molesting food

I absolutely love that we can see the turtle shell in the background

"that guy was my type, im straight tho" qotd

I love Drew's little white Jarvis figurine on the table

As a person who feel attracted by people of any gender, I don't know who is worse: those kitchen dudes or the NPC ladies who are being famous lately.

Whereas I get grossed out by this, sexuality is fluid and just because we are not into something doesn't mean other people are not... People literally get pooped on.

Every day, I’m slowly being convinced to make a pattern so I can subscribe to your podcast. You three are dangerously funny. The apex predators of podcast comedy.

"The other guy was more my type" "I am a straight man" - this is why labels are only so useful

The "something's weird, I'm kind of hungry" at the end took me out

This man watched the peach scene in Call Me By Your Name and found his calling

Of the 2 i prefer Cedrik, the 1st guy. Ive only gone to his page once, and i dont get recommended horney cooking videos, but i do like alot of react channels. Theres this woman,probably a comedian, that reacts to all his videos and i love the shock and sometimes disgust she expresses 😅. She watches both of their videos, but i feel that Cedrik is the lessor of 2 evils. Anyway he did a couple videos that were super toned down; he didnt lick or finger anything, he CLEANED his workspace before starting, and he even had his shirt buttoned all the way up. There was so much speculation of "are you sick", "did someone report you", and such that he wouldnt respond to. Eventually people decided he must have started dating someone and that drove commentors crazy. The food he makes actually looks fantastic without the shock value. He went right back to his old ways a couple of videos later and i really want to know why😂

Heavy American Pie vibes from this guy

"I'm a straight man *but*" - Jarvis Johnson

7:37 the way I can’t stop laughing like a lunatic in these damn streets. Help.

The poor pikachu squishmallow having to witness all this

Every time I see this creator's video.... I always feel disgusted and wanted to resign from any sexual activity that might happen in the future