Top 10 Short Kings 

Cody’s hair has left the awkward lord farquad phase and entered its natural, luscious, voluminous stage

i love how awkward cody gets when people make art for him he's like: uh yeah cool uh yeah thats cool yeah

Cody: I’m not a fucking scientist Also Cody: *studied computer science*

"Not good enough, but better than bad." Literally my whole academic life explained.

disappointed that this wasn't cody's personal short king rank list

The hair is starting to leave "ew" category and the length is approaching "alright alright alright" category

Cody using Photoshop to just crop a picture is pure flex

didn’t think 1d fans and Cody ko fans would ever overlap but here we are

cody: "im a fat man" cody when someone calls him fat: "EXCUSE ME"

Cody please put ur hair in two high ponytails. I think it would look good on u 😍😍😍

The best part of this video is Cody trying to aggressively waterboard himself with sparkling water for no reason. What a beast.

As a short king, being one upped by a BABY is just humiliating.

not y'all in the comments now praising cody's hair as if you weren't begging him to shave it for months 🤨 if you didn’t love it at its lord farquad, you don’t get to love it at its keanu reaves.

it’s very sad that cody realizes how unfunny his fans are

5’9 Cody: “i wasn’t on the short king list wtf” 5’5 me: “ha yeah”

Big baby is literally the opposite of a short king.. he’s massive for his age...

cody’s hair looks fucking luscious man

Judging by this title, if Cody and Noel aren’t in the top 3 I’m suing. Edit: i’ll see y’all in court.

We need another THATS CRINGE: with Cody and Noel

Legendary moment when Kelsea walked through and gave the camera that look iconic. Style? Also an icon

Cody looks like he was a programmer and then decided to spend his life reviewing his reddit

the fact he had to open photoshop to CROP a photo is beyond me

The “today we’re going to look at some dudes” fucking had me rolling

Just commenting to leave myself a reminder: Cody's gonna have a New York Times bestselling novel one year from now.

i think i’m the shortest top short king

Cody drinking sparkling water called "Liquid Death" and acting like it hurts is so on brand for him.

Cody: “we eatin good, I’m a fat man” Fan: *references this lyric in a song* Cody: is this a fat joke😠

cody when u said deep fakes are creepy cuz they're "not good enough but better than bad" it's called the uncanny valley effect - when an object/image looks very similar to a human but is not quite right, your unconscious mind alerts u that sumns sus.

Only a Short King can crown a fellow Short King.

Mans loaded Adobe Photoshop just to crop an image

Cody: *Chugs liquid death and is surprised he’s dying*

Title: Top 10 Short Kings Cody: *only looks at 3 of them*

"why isn't anyone making fun of matthew mcconaughey?" *has an in-depth series about how absurd matthew mcconaughey is on the podcast*

Your hair isn’t greasy, it’s sexy and moist

cody's describing uncanny valley

Okay but did he say “fat” or “frat”? Since Cody was in a frat, ya know? Lol

Cody didn’t notice how the Pokémon card was fire type. Cause they’re fire

Cody is so close to having hair like harry styles in 2015. Maybe people can start making imagines about cody now.

“Ouuu a graphic design poster, I really appreciate *graphic design* posters, *graphic design* is something I’m not very good at so when I see *gRaPhIc DeSiGn* I really appreciate it” Literally killed me

Alternative title: Cody developing body dysmorphia for 10 minutes straight.

number 1 short king : cody

“last minute gift buyer” yeah a whole ass day later

12:46 Cody hun thats pen

I need a video of cody trying to do different hair styles with his hair

If Danny Devito isn’t on this list I’m gonna riot

Kelsey said in her vlog, “Wayne’s world is hot,” so you have nothing to worry about king!

Why did I get chills and almost cry when you did the auto tune thing...

the custom rugs are made through a process called punch needle! this method has been around for awhile but has really regained popularity this year. it’s a fun crafting activity, i would love to see you make a vid of you trying it out!’

“Just because I say I’m a fat man doesn’t mean you can say it BRO” aggressively tucks bob behind ears

It's not a Cody & Ko video without talking about Cody's hair

dude PmBata ended up writing a song w dream. this is insane

kelci's face when she saw Addison's phone JHSHJCSDHCHJAS

I know I’m not the only one who is still really wanting another that’s cringe

who’s gonna tell him that ny mag’s “the cut” and the youtube channel “cut” are different

man my humour is so broken i died at "today were gonna look at some dudes"

Not that Cody's hair is his whole identity but he really should try that Keanu Reeves hair style

So you’re telling me this isn’t World War Z Brad Pitt

The reason deepfakes creep you out is called the “uncanny valley”. It’s the line where it’s not quite cartoon not quite human. Like polar express

the way he said “just know that we’re beefing” and “down CATACLYSMIC” im ctfu jesus christ

1.Louis Tomlinson Louis:Oh give me a break ı'm big

There weren’t a bunch of old jokes because they got bullied out of the comment section lol. As they should’ve been.

is number 1 going to be me? is that why you’re pointing at me in the thumbnail? am i short king #1?

Cody: doesn’t want us to make old jokes Also Cody: *complains about drinking sparkling water quickly*

I really love how Cody had to use Photoshop to crop an image.

Cody: sparkling water The can: *liquid death*

You did have a hobby. You did make it a business. What you create rarely has any physical weight, so it can feel effervescent, but you do make fine quality rugs for youtube.

9:32 idk why but the cyberpunk music kills me every time

“Why do I have a uvula hanging from my nose”, I spit out my chocolate milk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I really wish people would leave this dudes hair alone or him in general. He's been a saving grace during quarantine.

Completely off topic, but your hair's fucking awesome.

"wish i had afun hobby i could make into a business" literally a professional youtuber lmao

3:18 The feeling you are describing is called "uncanny valley".

"I wish I had a niche hobby I could make into a business", says the man on his personal RU-vid channel.

Cody: always telling people he’s not that short Also Cody: upset he didn’t make it onto the top ten short kings list

I actually like the hair like this, looks good.

1 month left until this video is a year old, and cody still hasn't blown past matthew mcconaughey in nyt bestsellers

petition to see cody with his hair wrapped up in a towel FOR THE CULTURE

Kelseys outfit in that video was 🔥🔥🔥

Cody, thank you for making videos ! You cheer me up and make me laugh and I know I am not the only one who feels that way. It's nice to have something good and fun to look forward to during these tough times, thanks for helping to make things a bit better. I hope you're doing okay and I hope you are enjoying making the videos as much as we enjoy watching them, love you Cody!

Cody: Fake pranks scientist Also Cody: NICE TAT

cody: i wish i had a niche hobby that i could’ve made a business also cody: made like a lot of apps and sold them for millions

Cody: I wish I had a niche and could make money off it Bruh

One year later and I don’t see any best selling books Cody !!!

Cody: I wish I had a niche that would make me money when I was younger Also Cody: frictionless app

Why isn’t Danny Devito in this video.

no one: cody: g r a p h i c d e s i g n

That head glitched "IS IT?" about the best selling book literally floored me.

Love the energy

louis tomlinson better be on this list

anyone else hear "FRAT boy cody ko" in the beginning instead of "FAT boy cody ko" ??🤔🤔

9:42 "I'm still fcked up from this" the drink is called liquid death

With long hair cody looks 1000x more Canadian. I feel like I could turn a corner in my hometown and run into him

GUYS U ALREADY KNOW WHAT ISSSS jesus my ears CODY..

The creepy thing when a deep fake isn’t good enough is called the Uncanny Valley

Omfg but Kelsey's royal blue pantsuit outfit was TO DIE FOR 😍😍😍

I like these rants about hair in the beginning thank u for the vlog

*sees cody open photoshop* *prepares for super cool photo editing montage* *literally just crops a photo*

Sometimes I think Kody is the kinda person he would roast

only 4 months left until we get the best selling nyt novel from cody

reminder that cody owes us a ny times bestseller in 2 months