Top 10 WORST Movies 2013 

That #1 really did suck, those were some of the dumbest characters of the year. Great list dude.

"These movies are so awful I don't even consider them real movies and for that fact I'm not even gonna talk about them, I'm aware that they exist and that's enough". I cried.

I hated After Earth with a passion.

"M. Knight Shamalamadingdong" Amazing!

Top 10 Worst movies of 2013 10. The Lone Ranger 9. A good Day to Die Hard 8. Paranoia 7. The Host 6. The Smurfs 2 5. 47 Ronin 4. Texas Chainsaw 3D 3. After Earth 2. Grown Ups 2 1. Movie 43 Dishonourable mention: Scary Movie 5 Killing Season Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunter The Hangover III Grudge Match Getaway Jobs The Counselor

Scary Movie 5 and Movie 43 are my worst

Mine was Lois & Clark... I mean Man of steel. They spent more time writing for LL like she was trying out for the justice league. And completely lacked character development for Zod and Superman/Clark. PC doesn't work for every fucking movie.

Where the hell is The Host(aka twilight with aliens). That movie deserves to be in this list

I remember enjoying "GI Joe: Retaliation" when I saw it, but I haven't seen it since. I also enjoyed "White House Down."

That explosion in your title sequence scares the crap out of me every time. ;)

Lone Ranger in a flop 10 ? Either you've watched about 20 movies in 2013, or you have a problem with Johnny Depp, because otherwise, it's just absurd.

Awesome List couldn't agree more on The Purge could have been way better but stupid characters and dumb way of executing the plot.

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO RECOGNIZES HOW TRUELY HORRIBLE THE PURGE WAS

Excellent list john we hated the same movies this year, ahh man i will always remember that horrible line in texas chainsaw "do your thing cuz!!!" ....

what about machete kills? that is the most insulting piece of trash i have never bothered to watch, i watched the first one and it was so bad i almost called the police.

For some reason I liked the Lone Ranger when I was like 10

I actually enjoyed The Lone Ranger.

That Yoda impression though... you're a talented man

Another great video John! Great list too. Keep up the awesome videos.

Texas Chainsaw 3D is the biggest piece of shit I've seen in 2013, thank God I rented it from Netflix

what editing software do you use john?

I am so glad you said M. Night Shyamalan-a-ding-dong it made my NIGHT :)

Well, Sharknado is meant to be bad on purpose. So I don't what you were expecting when you went to see it. I mean, did you know about the people who made it? The Asylum.

10. Paranoia 9. Scary Movie 5 8. Getaway 7. RIPD 6. The Host 5. Texas Chainsaw 3D 4. A Good Day to Die Hard 3. Grown Ups 2 2. After Earth 1. Movie 43

Percy Jackson : Sea of Monsters, didn't see it in theaters so i saw it on VUDU. I was yelling at the tv while i was watching that god awful movie

Movie 43, Only God Forgives, Die Hard 5, and... Iron Man 3: Not just because of the stupid twist…but because of everything else. Messy plot, disappointing payoffs, an uninteresting antagonist, and really cringe worthy humor scattered throughout. It did not feel like a sequel to the other Iron Man movies…it sucked. I hated it.

The Purge?... really?... worst film of the year?. Jesus Christ John.

Great video John, keep up the great work!

immediately subscribed because of this video, i love the fact that you add humor to your reviews!

It pains me to say this because Leonardo Dicaprio was in it but The Great Gatsby was probably the worst movie I saw, that and Gangster Squad which was a complete rip off of the Untouchables which was far better.

Lone Ranger was so bad, I dont even wanna hear a bad review about it.

I feel bad for not believing any of the critics on the Lone Ranger.

R.I.P.D is my guilty pleasure movie

The internship sucked.or was that 2012?

this video has reminded me of classic john! I want more!!!!!

Man of steel was epic

I thought The Purge was OK, not terrible but not good either. I'm still in the making of Both Best and Worst of 2013 at this time. Movies I hated this year were Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2, Escape From Planet Earth, A Good Day To Die Hard, RIPD, We're The Millers, Movie 43, A Haunted House, Beautiful Creatures, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. I'm seeing GETAWAY on Netflix tomorrow, I'm pretty sure it will be on my list. These next few days will be torture but also make me a happy lad with the good movies :) Great Video John, I honestly thought Grown Ups 2 was funny, it's not a masterpiece or anything but it was a decent laugh-out loud film in my opinion.

LMAO! John you are too funny, that bathtub GI Joe joke killed me!

I really like it that you excluded movies like The Smurfs and Movie 43. Jeremy and Chris already talked about them and The Purge really needed the nomination!

lone ranger isn't a great film but it had some entertaining action sequences

Grown Ups 2 didnt offend me as to it's awfulness, it offended me that it beat out Pacific Rim at the domestic box. Grown Ups 2 - #2 Opening Weekend Pacific Rim - #3 Opening Weekend ARE YOU FUCKIN SHITTIN ME!?

Silent hill revelation I was sooooooo excited for itttt!!! I loved the first one because it was the first movie that kinda scared me and i had seen in a theater.. But i really did love it, not only just for nostalgic reasons & Springbreakers Maybe i'll like it someday for whatever reason; has happened before

Hilarious and entertaining as usual... great top 10! Thanks!

10-21 and over 9-oblivion 8-the call 7-getaway 6-texas chainsaw masecure 5-carrie 4-die hard 5 3-grown ups 2 2-moivie 43 1-afterearth ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- honorable mentions-smurfs 2

GI Joe: Retaliation was dumb, loud, had literally non-stop action and was any synonym you could possibly find for 'cheesy'... I LOVED it!

G.I. Joe and The Lone Ranger was actually good IMO. Not great by far but definitely should not be put on this list. Also Texas Chainsaw is WAYYYY worse than the Purge

Good List! Happy with all the choices! :)

movie 43 is the worst movie in movie history... they should not call it a movie even........snl rejects

Even if there was a real day like The Purge wouldn't the most common crime be stealing? With no crime you can take whatever you want with no consequences.

After Earth was amazin-...ah fuck it. It was the worst movie I've seen.

Sharknado was so bad that it was funny though You seemed to have forgotten that

I enjoyed After EArth and the Purge despite it's many, MANY flaws, Die Hard 5 wasn't good but I can't say I was mad, my top 5 worst were GAngster Squad, Only God Forgives, Last Exorcism Part 2, The Host, and Movie 43.

Are you ever coming back to review movies? Every time I check this channel, there's nothing new. . . . . . . hello. . . .are you still out there somewhere?

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. Might even be the worst film I've seen in my life.

Grown ups 2 was a massive disappointment the first was more family now they kind of just made this one for the sake of saying hey we made a second one 👍

Dude you sound almost exactly like Yoda, that's so awesome! Haha

A Good Day to Die Hard was a shit fest. I've seen better Seagal and Van Damme and Adkins DTV action movies than that. Biggest movie disappointment in my life. It makes Live Free or Die Hard look like Die Hard with a Vengeance.

20. Safe Haven 19. Getaway 18. The Hangover Part 3 17. The Purge 16. After Earth 15. Dark Skies 14. Scary Movie 5 13. R.I.P.D 12. inAPPropate Comedy 11. Battle of the Year 10. Paranoia 9. A Good Day to Die Hard 8. The Host 7. It's a Lot 6. Teen Beach Movie 5. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 4. Texas Chainsaw 3D 3. Pain & Gain 2. Grown Ups 2 1. Movie 43

2013: Grown Ups 2, couldn't see this to end. Worst movie of all time: Freddy VS Jason

Movie 43, Grown Ups 2, Bait, The Hangover 3, We're the Millers

Scay Movie 5 and The Internship were the worst for my money. I actually liked The Lone Ranger though. Overlong sure, but I loved that finale with the trains.

Retaliation was fun. The scene where Snake eyes and Jinx capture Storm Shadow alone was worth admission. Not a great movie but not a bad one either.

hahaha...we used to do movie night with a couple of friends and one night they brought over the purge .... buddy said it was awsome and that i would like it .....he couldnt have been more wrong....i sat and made fun of the movie the whole time and like jon says its just a stupid fucking movie and the concept is really fucking dumb....the neighbours coming over to kill the family at the end over dude having flaunted his money was so fucking stupid

i think that scary movie five should have been mentioned at least in the dishonorable mentions

good 2013 worst films of this past year man peace and later happy new year's day flick!

Your Yoda impression was magnificent! Ok, now to the video...

I actually liked the purge, the concept was great, but I admit the execution was lacking. It was a descent general horror flick, and I'm glad it did well because my major problem with it was they stuck in the house and you really didn't get to see the purge. Which probably was due to budget. The sequel sounds like it's going to be better.

A good day to die hard. Wait, it's not even a die hard movie, why am I calling it that. A good day to banish John moore, skip woods, & everybody from the film industry. To me there are only 4, not 5, just 4.

The purge was very entertaining, Id recommend it. It gave me an adrenaline rush and it was well played out.

Why didn't the characters in the Purge just travel to another country for a day?

sooo glad The Purge made this list. a friend of mine had me watch this movie, told me it was both brilliant and badass. my disappointment couldn't be conveyed using words that exist in any language, or that have ever existed. he and I argued for a good hour about how this movie failed to tell a good story or get me interested in it enough for me to give a damn. my distaste for this movie can only be described in reference to diarrhea and vomit covered underwear worn for a year by Michael Moore. to hell with the purge and whoever thought it would make for an interesting movie. that was time in my life wasted that I can never get back. and that makes me cry.

For me it was Carrie. I just couldn't stand it. Every second I sat in that theater, I just wanted someone to come in and knock me the fuck out. I walked out near the end of it because I couldn't take it anymore.

Ryan Reynolds should never do another serious movie the rest of his life

I have to agree about The Purge. It was pretty silly. Great video, its a breath of Fresh air to see someone with a top 10 list that doesn't have the same movies as everyone else.

I like your worst pick of the year better than your best picks of the year! You really know how to gut a film. Love it.

The initial premise of The Purge IS good. They just couldn't develop it past that and made it a generic home invasion flick. The premise had the potential to be a dark, satirical film but they blew it. It's not about the law being inherently sane (white people were allowed to own black people as property not all that long ago, remember?) it's about it being set up in a believable way.

The Lone Ranger Stiooonks Qoute from the smoes know

Saw your White House Down review, and you implied that the ending was stupid. I disagree. WHD did their ending better than the original Die Hard. You talk about how they fly in the helicopter and do a tour, but at least it was MILITARY, and they probably had military medical equipment on board. Back in Die Hard, one of the characters is illogically revived so Al can have his moment. Then, the McClanes go into a limo (which I doubt has any meds except useless drugs) and kiss happily every after, with John's bullet wound and exhaustion of course. Dafuq kind of expectations did you have for WHD?

When I first read the screen behind you, I thought it said "Fuck pick"

You can't take movies like Movie 43 off because they were just way to terrible. That makes no sense. You wouldn't take a movie that was just so incredible and amazing off the best of the year list.

Dude, I totally feel you on The Purge. Not because I've seen it, I've purposefully avoided actually watching it knowing I wouldn't be able to take the premise seriously and it would only annoy and piss me off. Then I watched Nostalgia Critic's review of it and saw the main "villain". What. The. Royal. Fuck. If I want to see an over the top creepo villain, I'll just pop in The Dark Knight, where it's done to perfection. What a dumbass movie, wow.

Grown Ups 2, Movie 43, Scary Movie 5, The Big Wedding, 47 Ronin, Machete Kills, The Consuelor, Runner Runner.

awesome yoda impression john!

is that live nudes sign in the background. A Arkham City reference?

they actually had a panic room in The Purge. That movie was pretty bad but still entertaining....

Movie 43 that piece of shit. It was honestly insulting that the director even thought this would be funny

G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra was AWESOME way better then Retaliation

Huh.. play in the bathtub, and have a climax of "badassiery".. You sure you weren't a teen?

I enjoyed G. I. Joe: Retaliation to some extend, but I would NEVER say it's a great movie. As for the rest of the movies I have seen I agree they are shit.

FEAR leads to Anger Anger leads to HATE and HATE leads to suffering Yoda quote from STAR WARS

I enjoyed "White House Down", because it didn't take itself seriously, it knew it was a stupid concept ("Die Hard" in the White House), and it just had fun with it, it was fun for the sake of being fun, I saw it in IMAX and had a blast! I enjoyed "The Lone Ranger" too, my only problems were that it was a bit too long, and it was overproduced (Costing $375,000,000 including marketing). But seriously, you think it's worse than "Grown Ups 2"? I'd rather be bored by a movie, then enraged by it.

I will never understand the hate for The Lone Ranger. Sure it's not a masterpiece, but it's good, relatively harmless fun. The final action scene was pretty awesome.

I was expecting paranoia to make the list haha

It has to be The Counselor I don't even know what it was about.

worst movie of the year for me was....only god forgives. a pile of overly violent, nonsensical, pretentious bullshit.

I liked the CONCEPT of the purge. Purge 2 was better though... I think iron man3 should have made this list.

half of these movies I didn't see

Good list man, you made me laugh a few times. I liked White House Down, please don't judge me. Die Hard 5 is the one other movie I seen and yeah it sucked. I may give Lone Ranger a shot. I'm not a horror fan and even if I was, I still won't watch movies that like being gross. I seen Grudge Match tonight, it was decent. I'll shut up.

I actually kinda liked GI Joe Retaliation. My fiance wanted to watch Age of Extinction and I spent most of the runtime slumped over the arm of the couch staring at the floor. A Good Day to Die Hard was the first of the franchise I ever saw and even I knew that this is not what the movies were all about (seeing the original later on confirmed that). The movie of 2013 that I really hated was Pacific Rim, a pile of cliches and blandness. Ron Perlman and Ellen McLain are the best parts of that movie (not good when they're in it for a combined total of 3 minutes!)

Capturing your playtime as a kid in the bath-tub with your G.I. Joe figures and shampoo bottles everywhere would make a more interesting G.I. Joe movie than G.I. Joe: Retaliation? Hilarious. lol