Top 5 Greek Gods in God of War 

I love Thanatos. His lines are extremely well put "You are a pawn in a game you don't know it is being played"

"YOU CHALLENGE ME, MORTAL?!" and "YOUR SOUL IS MIIIINE!" will never not make me shivers.

The fact that Hades is Mr. Krabs immediately promotes him to #1 in my book.

I like to imagine that Poseidon and Hades genuinely liked each other. They both teamed up fighting the titans not only once, but twice. And after Kratos killed Poseidon, Hades wants to avenge him. Also Ares and Zeus are great villains holy shit.

Ares was kinda under utilised as hell like he barely appears in the game but he was a great villain with the short time he appears in

I don't know why Zeus brought up a cabbage into this conversation. Me: This has nothing do with the cabbage Zeus: IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE CABBAGE Me: PUT IT DOWN Zeus: as you wish *Zeus made a salad*

For me it's: 5. Hercules: I know he is not a god, but that boss fight is so cool. 4. Hades: I prefer the Hades design in the first GoW tough, it was so scary when I first played as a kid. Even his silhouettes on the walls and his statue in Pandora's Temple. 3. Poseidon: That's how you start the third game. Adrenaline lvl maximum. Your're right about his theme. And he gave one of the best abilities in GoW1. 2. Ares: The god who started it all. Greatest voice, badass music, badass actions. 1. Zeus: King of the gods, boss of bosses.

I absolutely love Hades. He is well written, he's got great design, great lines and an amazing Boss fight. And let's be honest here, Hades is way more powerful than Ares. I mean, bro pulled a Soul from Atlas, the Guy who Holds up the Underworld, Earth and Heavens! He also took down Titans like Chronos and Oceanus with barely any difficulty!

Fun Fact : Kratos have Golden Fleece in the Right hand, and Zeus have the another one In the Left Hand to.

Also there are the quotes when Zeus disguises himself of a gravedigger, they are great.

thanatos and athina deserves a shoutout for how significent they were. Thanatos for killing and keeping Deimos. Athena overall

Literally beat the entirety of Ghost of Tsushima listening to brothers of blood such a good track

1. Kratos 2. Ghost of Sparta 3. The Marked Warrior 4. Oathbreaker 5. Tattooed Man Honorable Mentions Godkiller and Fallen God

"A God of War should start wars" Tyr: excuse me WHAT

My favourite One is Thanatos. Everytime he talks you feel that he is Death personified. And his quotes are just as amazing. Like when he tells kratos that the Gods decide his fate and that he is nothing but a pawn in their game.

I just can't stop not keeping a straight face while watching your videos. Well done.

Tbh, I didn’t know that Poseidon used that rock titan’s bodyparts in his bossfight and I’ve played God of War 3 for over a decade

8:16 I was waiting for this quote tbh, I always get some kind of shiver down my spine when I hear this and see Poseidon Rising from the sea, and then when he finally comes up he looks like a fucking Triumphant, and actual GOD, Other than Zeus I feel like Poseidon is the Only other god who could've had a chance at killing kratos (Temporarily at least), Especially since Poseidon is even older than Zeus himself (In mythology at least) and The FINISH to the quote "a GOD OF OLYMPUS?!" sounds so..FUCKING BADASS

You know it's going to be a good day when zesty uploades

Waiting for Top 5 Norse Gods after Ragnarök comes out 😏

I also like Hephaestus, he seems clever, but not too clever, thinking he could trick Kratos. But he was trying his best to protect his daughter, even addressing Kratos' humanity, as he was a father once. Just like in the mythology, he is a good guy with unfair destiny.

Your videos are seriously great man

Brothers, put aside our petty grievences and "I" will wipe out this pleague. Such a humble guy.

9:13-9:19 Man, I've been so focused on the action. That I didn't realize how crazy Zeus' endurance, and resilience was.

Fun Fact: Cronos is the Titan of TIME... Zeus Enslaved TIME ITSELF

Aphrodite: exists Mr Stylish: NUT

I just keep hearing Ares say "Every bitch as weak as the day you begged me to save your life"

"Sheee baaaaaad" God we love u bro, this part killed me 😭😂. Ay zisty, try top 5 sceneries in god of war with the fixed camera. Damn that would be difficult because of how beautiful they all are

Another awesome video Also after Ragnarok is released make one for the Norse Gods (:

Brothers of blood isn't Zeus theme tho. It's in the face of fear. This leitmotif also played in gow 2 main titles The lyrics goes like this: Dias (Zeus) Padothename Dias (Mighty Zeus) Vasila ton theon (King of the gods)

I agree with you and Zeus,ares and aphrodite are my favorite expecialy aphrodite boss fight was great

1:53 my man really called the pillar a tree

According to GoW wiki and if you actually think about it through the games. Hades IS stronger that Ares. I mean he fought a stronger more ragefull kratos almost ''kill'' you instantly if you fail the qte is a God Of an entire plane of existence, could stand toe to toe with a titan and actually win ( kinda easy on that as well considering how he was handling his father Cronos). Has on of the three strongest weapons in the God of War universe , his Claws of Hades alongside with the Blade of Olympus and poseidon's Trident and is pretty much unkillable, as it is stated(in the wiki) that he can only die with on of the 3 above weapons alongside with Zeus and Poseidon. I do not even remember the smashing O mini games in GoW 1 vs Ares being as hard as say you pulling the chains away vs Hades behind Styx for example. Lastly if we take into account the actual Greek myth the 3 god Trio of Zeus, Poseidon and Hades are pretty much untouchable from every other Olympian at the very least. Even the GoW wiki ( again ) says that his strength is only rivaled by Zeus and Poseidon.

8:05 you forgot the "Atlantis WILL be AVENGED !"

Brothers Of Blood will always be the best and the greatest gow OST EVER

So many brilliant quotes from all the og cast especially kratos and what do we get now boy and that's it 🤣🤣

Love ur videos man In my opinion You're the best gow RU-vidr at the moment

Aphrodite being in this list is enough for me tbh

Just love your videos nothing more to say 😂❤️

Bro love from Bangladesh, Love you videos

Fun fact: the theme on Poseidon is called wrath of Poseidon

0:14 I definitely love her quotes 😍

We all know that Apollo and Artemis are the true #2 and #3 but Aphrodite is #1

Hey mister Zest, i think you should make a top 5 on which GoW game has the best evade attacks.

i love your videos easily the best god of war youtuber omg i wasn't so sure about your memes at first but your god damn funny lmao gained a sub thanks

Love the landscapes at the end of your videos

You should put Herpes as honorable mentions with his iconic laugh nehahahaha

Zeus wrath divine was also played during challenge of atlas in gow1

Man I swear you are so funny good!! XD

Assalamualaikum bro really love your video but also can you like thing somewhere that you should change your channel name because when i search it doesn't show the channel it only shows video's & for making channel to appear i have to write exact cases of your channel alphabets i think tbh for channel growth in future you should change your channel name but that's my opinion or i just missed the part but that's my problem

Why this guy is so underated

Advice for zeus with sword Don't block anything...do doges...attack before summoning pillars, doge and attack when pillars Then step back and wait for attack...if this is fireball or spider claws don't attack...if this is swing you can be sure that he will make a taunt...when you attack durring that you get sword clash When you get every ocasions to attack you end this on one or 2 sword clashes 3 is guarantied attack only when swing and don't block and is exposed and you won't be punished and souls of hades never will be throwed on you Be paition and you get swing to doge anyways remember...don't block and one combos in every ocasion is all you can do Claws are tricky do doge but closer of ares you are grater chance is and do it by circle doging This is easyest and greates strategy Also i love how zeus is doutch but in same time epic Something like evil Jesus Christ...then it isn't jesus but you geta point and sorry for mixing to it Jesus

1:58 Ares is aimbotting

Best one Hades

10:51 he will not cross .... it's ends here ... kill him already... unbelievable..... kratos (music lyrics) I really love this music 🙂

Another banger 🔥🔥

my personal top 5 is 5.Ares 4.Thanatos 3.Poseidon 2.Zeus 1.Hades

In my experiment with games Zues is the best boss in the history every day I try to copy his quotes like (empty) or (my son) or (petulant child) I just love him

I don’t care what anyone says Ares was disrespected way too much and should have been put in #2 spot!

ANOTHER GREAT VIDEO ZESTY 👍

Nice video!

Zeus wrath divine makes me hear “Kratos just killed athenaaaa😮😮”

1 Zeus 2 Hades 3 Poseidon 4 Ares 5 Thanatos

My top 5: 1.Zeus 2.Athena 3.Gaia 4.Ares 5.Hades

I get goosebumps everytime I hear " YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HELLL!!!"

2:46 Oh no I've spotted an offside sir 👀👀

ares and zeus are definetly my favorite ones, they're so god damn cool bruh

Ares is my absolute favorite Zeus is still great but I just think ares is a better antagonist.

I was expecting Athena to be on the list.

Its kinda ironic that you show a mr krabbs meme in hades video scince its the same actor

2:47 mate you didn't blur the shit out.....🤣

Thanatos should be on Aphrodite's place.

Oml, you should do a top 5 kratos quotes

7:19 you will go down down the deep sea .... THE DEEP SEA (music lyrics)🙃

Now do top 5 norse gods

Ares has the top level dead mans hand perk 😅

Nice vudeo

Hades is also Dr. Neo Cortex & Uka Uka from Crash Bandicoot, lol

Bowerful? You been watching Seereax?

Top 5 QTEs next time?

Aphrodite's curves... By the Gods...

Top 5 titans would be boring, don't bother. Top 5 most traumatic moments in Kratos's life.

Zues will always and be my Number 1 for all eternity and nothing can change that even if Ares comes to tell me that I am your number I will be like sucker No

Why don’t you do best 5 god of war moments

Not only that how he looks and how he sounds is great you see zeus in movies like clash of the titans or in the mcu or in dc and then you see him in god of war huge difference I can't exept any zeus design exept gow's design and his voice acting is the best in the series after kratos in my opinion

Nice

My version of zestys list: 1:Ares 2:Hades 3: Poseidon 4:Zeus 5: Aphrodite Just my opinion 🗿

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The soundtrack that plays around 0:08 what is it called man I NEED to know its way too badass

(Aris) destroy my enemys and my life is yours

3 days later: top 5 kratos feet

Zesty where's is Athena? Athena should be at least number 3 or 2 even 1 because Athena is the one that using Kratos to claim olympus. She might be the less action of them all but she is the most important because she is the who convincing Kratos to do the "gods works". She might not fulfill your criteria but cmon at least honorable mantion, i just want to watch her.

Corection, ares threw a pillar.

Where did the cabbage of the gods line come from?

1:06 your leeeiifeee

1:55 why every one says that this a tree This is not a tree

Ares isn't stronger then Hades, we have to take in account that the Kratos that fought hades is far stronger and more experienced as a God then his version when he fought ares.

No5 is hermes because it's funny how annoying he is No4 is helios because I love me chopping off his head No3 is hades I just love hades No2 is poseidon I loved the boss fight and the lines he has No is ares Ilove the snipe he did with that pillar and that he is the reason of the series's existance

still waiting for top 5 sex mini games in GOW.