Trump Lies About His Poll Numbers After Iowa Speech: A Closer Look 

I didn't know I needed this But I do.

Thank you, I think, for feeling our deep pain - and if your country needs a gazillionaire - please take this horror off our hands

Thank you 😢

My guess is that some part of his addled, atrophying brain dredged up the word "tractors" from a business briefing or Fox News story he saw about John Deere and the right to repair. There's a growing movement among manufacturers to block consumers from repairing high-tech equipment (tractors, cars, etc.) so you HAVE to go back to the dealer. Of course, this gets into anti-trust legislation, which falls under the purview of the government, so he should have been briefed on it at some point. Back in April or so, Elizabeth Warren came out in favor of right to repair legislation, so that may be where he heard the word "tractor." That said, it has nothing to do with broadband access. I think he's just tossing word salad like he usually does.

I know some forms of farming uses GPS to guide their machines down uniform rows, but that uses satellite signals. Hook up? Non-sequitur.

@@ArcanumV Yep, that's what I assume he vaguely remembered hearing somewhere too.

N9h

I'm a native English speaker from Canada Ms. Storm. Your teacher is quite correct to suggest that his English should not be studied to improve your skill with the language. I do hope you can understand just how comical his speech sounds to a native speaker though. He is extremely stupid in the most obvious way and has no idea himself how stupid he sounds. It is hilarious. Best regards.

@Hazzycakes that edge, it's sharp!

*You are already more fluent in English than Trump...*

any late night show, the comedians are very educated, take for example Jon Stewards, you think he is a comedian but in reality he speaks better than anyone I know and I bet my empty wallet He would destroy anyone in a debate.

@Nic DeGrave Define: opposite of Donald Trump. See: Nic DeGrave. 👋

+ Michael Reeser Very hard and very long. I used to work on a farm and did some logging as well and we started our day at 3:30 A. M. and ended at 7:00 P. M. and when I worked on a dairy it was up with the cows and to bed after the cows. Trump has never known such work and wouldn't last 10 minutes working on one!

@@velikovskysghost.. Absolutely right. Trump doesn't like to "work hard" even in his "arena". As it is: he averages about three hours of work per day. If he actually ever had to put in more hours AND add in actual physical labor: he'd be pushing up daisies by now.

@@blondwiththewind No doubt about that and if he were pushing up Daisy he would probably sexually assault her first, ha ha. All kidding aside when one has never been encouraged to actually do work than one never realizes one's potential. I really like the title you have "blondwiththewind" and in keeping with the spirit of it I might be inclined to say "Frankly Donald TheRump I don't give a damn!" However I really do "Give a damn" because this idiot is tearing our nation apart and we need to vote him out ASAP!

@@velikovskysghost .... OMG!!! LOL :D

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Seth is the writer, he used to write for SNL until he got his own show

I look forward to it every night

I agree!😁

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@@ManiacalViolet Thank you! Will do!

No, Brooks and Shield is.

Unfortunately, I have no idea who that is.

The sith lord!

It might have been better to mention a role played by Gilbert Gottfried since they already made that vocal comparison. Like Iago, Jafar's annoying parrot in Aladdin or Jared Kushner. The timing would fit with the live action Disney release. People's reaction to Jar Jar Binks left his actor Ahmed Best suicidal.

Wow, that comparison was disturbing...

@@couragekarnga8735 He was a character introduced in Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace who long time fans disliked more than the titular Phantom Menace. George Lucas needed early 21st century CGI to bring him to life.

One of my all time favorite shows ,Green Acres

Stop insulting Zsa Zsa. Hell, stop insulting Arnold the Pig for associating him with Melania BoobModel.

That wasn't Zsa Zsa in Green Acres. That was Eva. With sister Magda, they were the Kardashians of the fifties.

@@5610winston twice as talented.

I liked Zsa Zsa's Studebaker commercial, '62 or '63, I think it was.

Cypresssina That would be funny but Too many farmers have committed suicide.

@@njosborne6152 That's so sad 😢

Cypresssina Blorf.

I've never wished to be told that someone's to "gone to the farm" so much...

The "stable genius"

B.I.N.G.O.

You called it. Native New Yorker here. That's exactly how he'll do it. But, first he would set up a fake lawsuit to have pocket money. Excellent Grifter. Bad President. The Big Apple says keep keep him after 2020.

Big corporate farms with deep pockets are having a field day. Damn vultures.

I think they're doing it for Monsanto...

@Eileen Farrar yeah I was wondering if he understood what he was saying. President idiot.

You don't even need to defend that; his desk was ALWAYS empty

"He bought the farm" is an euphemism for "he died". Soldiers seem to want to retire (from wars) and start farms... *Shrugs* Yes, you retire and go to a farm, it's called a "hobby farm" where the "farmer" does his best to do the least amount of work needed to run the farm.

He needs to retire to the ‘Farm’. The farm where all the bad cats and dogs go when they’ve been consistently unruly

And of course, as he tellingly pointed out, he doesn't want to work hard. Don't think farming is for you, chief.

My Godfather's a farmer. In all of my childhood he took one vacation.

He didn't realize being President would involve actual work either.

Will you play that "I've got a brand new combiner" song on loud speaker if you do that "Combine Harvester" by the Wurzles"

Never heard of it, but I think a gigantic piece of farm equipment lumbering down Pennsylvania Avenue amidst cheering hordes would probably speak for itself.

fungoorstitch really I'm a farmer also and how much was your check from Trump last year and how much did u get from Obama, has you drive your$300,000 combine or more to Washington you poor man

Don't forget tu sling actual sht his way!💩💩💩💩💩💩

@@fungoorstitch ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Bjvffx-h2KM.html

Thank you!!

No he hasnt. That Gungan did to Star Wars what Trump is doing to America.

Samury I just watched Jar Jar and you are right. Leave Jar Jar alone.

The ability to speak does not make the Drumpfs intelligent.

You have to revolt, it's the only way now. We can't vote away this level of fascism.

KFC will save America..tick..tock..tick..tock..

what nightmare? if Hillary was elected things would be much worse.

As if you know who God is.....

BECAUSE HE READS.. I DON'T DRINK EITHER BUT I DO KNOW WHAT IS GOOD WINE.. FOR MY GUEST.. SO DON'T BE A COMPLETE JACKAZZ.

@@ggyates THE PROBLEM IS HE DOESN'T READ!!!

@@ggyates Jackass

When has lack of knowledge kept trump from asserting sh!t?

@@ggyates Trump doesn't read. He couldn't even read Barr's four page summary. He couldn't even read his own contracts aloud when asked to by a judge in court. He can barely read his own teleprompter; that's why he talks bad about people who use them.

Hahahaha so did I. Glad Seth went to bat for it. Shame it didn't get much of a pop, maybe people don't know who Ed McMahon is/was

And....I keep watching this particular vid, it just keeps getting funnier. Yknow, what do you suppose that one farmer means by ”taking one in the shorts” ?🤔 😆🤣😆

@@JasonLambek Hahahaha yeah I noticed that too, very... interesting expression

*conference

RhondaH indeed thanks. Damn autocorrect makes typos more embarrassing. Oops 🤪

no- Seth keep comparing rump to that darling penguin - it helps us all (sorry penguin) to tolerate the horrors we are living with

Trump is a real-life Oswald Cobblepot. Particularly the version from Batman Returns.

He’s more of a New York City pigeon

🤗👊🏽😘

@me al al right. South Africa has always been pro-black. Are you kidding me? That one wasn't even on fox!

What I hope he means is that, come November 2020, he "buys the farm" there ... and everywhere else too.

@@alklein4660 Could not agree more.

Their*

Hopefully they'll have sense enough to change them and give him fake codes.

Don't worry. Military commanders have already come out and said they would disobey any orders he gave to launch any nuclear missels, unless we were being attacked.

@Meadow Apple Who urged Apple head? That is what Trump said, and he lies fifteen to twenty five times a day.

@Meadow Apple stupid fucking idiot.

He also wanted to nuke the wind. Rather than explain any of the dozens of reasons that's a stupid idea his staff said they'd look into it. Just... let that sink in.

He knows damn well he doesn't want to work that hard

Hardest working president ever. I don't think he could even worker harder. This week he won over Italy and Poland, everyone is jumping on the Trump train. He always wins. MAGA.

Frank Smith apparently Americans aren’t because his poll numbers are dropping and he is not the hardest working President ever. I suggest you research FDR President during the Great Depression and WW2 while suffering from polio. Then there is Abraham Lincoln president during the civil war. So to repeat no he is not the hardest working president.

@@franksmith7419 I'm assuming that you are being sarcastic. I certainly hope so. If not, I suggest that you check into that information about how much time he has taken off and just how often he goes to his "rallies" just to stroke his ego. Funny how so many people at his rallies leave early.

@@franksmith7419 - great sarcasm there...right? 😬

@Porco Rosso sometimes you have to laugh. Most days I cry.

Say did you see biden in Iowa say he has the cure for cancer 😂🤣

it's cute how his laugh gets squeaky 😊

And who exactly is spewing Iowa over when it comes to computers? I was trying to catch the gist of what he was saying but couldn't figure out who he was talking about.

@@pixpusha - Just more rambling by 45.

@@pixpusha he was talking about the internet tracker that has to be charged at night so it can be online during the day. It runs on internet instead of gas, didn't you know? If it gets a virus, well that's why we have a trade tariff. To prevent viruses in our tractors. (He could have actually said that and his people would would just shake their heads in agreement.)

Sounds like Dump dumpin everthuing!🤔

That sounded so American I actually believed you there for half a second. Not because I genuinely believe there is such a Thing, but it would be so horrificly stupid and a misinterpretation of electric vehicles on such a massive scale it can only be American...well played.

When he said farm, he really meant golf course. And as president, he will probably just confiscate one, so he doesn't have to pay for it.

ragingbull alf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rational Lion...can they detect speed?!?😉

I doubt alcohol is a factor. He's just old and stupid.

Narrator: The golf courses were excellent, but they were afraid Trump would stay an extra night.

Ur being far too kind.

@Donald J Wow, that's really alarming. Good thing that's all Trump does. Imagine if he obstructed justice ten times, cooperated with the efforts of a hostile foreign government to interfere in a U.S. election and said he'd do it again, made friends with every murderous dictator on the planet, told over 10,000 lies in office, put unqualified people into government positions who then abused those positions for their own financial gain, overrode security clearance rules to get his family members into sensitive government positions, imposed tariffs that put thousands of American farmers on welfare, put little kids in cages, habitually flung third-grade insults at anyone who questioned him, or just behaved little a spoiled child throwing tantrums when he didn't get his way. What a relief that Trump never does anything like that. Whew!

Oh Yeah? Yep! RJJB!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I like it! I love it! LMAO

Poor penguins would have to go for therapy to be associated with this orange head

@@catherinekibugi1731 So true😂 I really feel Bad for them

I said the same thing, he looks like an emperor penguins But they should be leftalone.

@@josephdelatorre3751 😂😂😂😅😅

No joke, they're having a hard time in Antarctica right now. One of the breeding colonies was destroyed by collapsing ice.

Same here, if I don’t see a closer look I’m kinda sad lol

It makes more sense when his speeches are on comedy shows.

True

@s barron It could be Alzheimer's? Or, perhaps, tertiary Syphilis?

Funny.....The media has been doin it the other way around......Enjoy the next 5 years.....lol

@@passthebuckcanuck8574 sure it's interesting. It's also true. I will enjoy the next 5 years. Especially if trump wins. He's a comedy goldmine. He's fake fan base almost as much so

@@passthebuckcanuck8574 lol this didnt age well

Meesa say, please help mees brings us a medium sized farms only, Emperor Putin! Meesa thanks you.

Trump went and made a speech about his support for ethanol production and left with a standing ovation and all you guys got is “he sounds like jar jar” Meanwhile your top candidate biden is in Iowa has a crowd of 60 people half were reporters and saying that he has the cure for cancer.

@@Bidensucks100 Russian troll!

MoonchildDog actually no I’m an American. What are you? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0Df0xnmxLuw.html To be clear according to google search results chemotherapy keeping you alive for 5 years has about the same odds as winning the lottery on a single card. That’s after 48 years of research and trillions of dollars and biden just said he’d CURE it in a maximum of 8 years.

Ironic when u consider Jar Jar allowed the Sith to control the Senate because he was an idiot.

Veronica Stewart I would still vote for almost anyone over trump. I don’t have a great liking for Biden, but still...

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The biggest farm, the best farm, good people will tell us it's the best farm in the history of farms! And the cows and sheep--mmmm. those are LOVELY sheep! I'll call this one "Stormy," a great sheep name, the best sheep name, and you know, Stormy the Sheep won't be running her ugly mouth about what we do up in the paddock...it'll be the best, the bigliest YUUUUUGEST paddock, the best sheep...I LOVE FARMS! and sheep. lots of sheep...

DarkSektori - Trump has done more productive things for America than all of the other (globalist owned)presidents put together. Not that any of these Soro's owned talk show shills ever tell you that. They just keep dumbing you down with this anti-Trump rubbish.

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@@moniquelafontaine4028 So what has the orange flag-humping lard-ass perve done exactly? Ask somebody who knows, like a professor, and not a loser group of racist geeks you hang out with.

Trump started lying when he learned how to talk!

And yet there are no Islamic terrorist attacks in Poland, strange isn't it.... Easy to betray your countrymen from the other side of the world to signal how virtuous you are when you don't have to live with the shiity consequences of your extreme leftwing idealogue worldview.

@@mister2628 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Betray my countrymen? Extreme leftwing ideologue worldview? wtf are you even talking about? I find it laughable how showing empathy and compassion for humans fleeing war and persecution is considered 'extreme leftwing blah blah'. It's easy to sit on your pedestal when you're not living in fear that a drone will be dropped on your head or you'll be shot by a militant. As for living with the 'shitty consequences' of my 'worldview', we are seeing a significant increase in the racist, fearmongering, propaganda being vomited from right wing, nationalist governments and groups all over the world so I would pose that the anti-immigrant, nationalistic 'worldview' is doing far more harm than what them damn bleeding heart, liberal socialists are spouting. My grandfathers both fought in WWII, one was captured and sent to a death camp. If it wasn't for the commies, he'd be dead. My father was able to escape to Canada during the communist reign in Poland, if Canada had the same nationalistic, anti-immigrant policy as Poland has now, he would have been killed. I, for one, am fucking grateful Canada accepted him. As a side note, Canada has accepted thousands of refugee's and immigrants and yet, we haven't had any Islamic terrorist attacks so your theory is stupid.

Him golfing, tweeting, and watching TV is literally made up majority of his farce of a so-called "Presidency"

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You watch Dr. Phil, don’t you?

Activision dodges US income taxes by saying it's based out of a random basement in Holland.

Lmao

Yup! 😂

Too soon, man, too soon. /s

@@TF2CrunchyFrog My apologies.

@@couragekarnga8735 If only Das Orange Anus would go the same was as Abraham, and take Mike "Hoosier" Pence with "him".

David Sanborn I didn’t like Obama either but I still called him my president

He is the President, you idiot. Liberals are idiots.

How incredibly dim witted do you have to be to not know drumpf is 100% an illegitimate president ?

@@paulburns4835 Trump surpassed the minimum 270 electoral votes and was inaugurated. By all legal and social standards that matter, he is a duly elected President. He is 100% legit, even if your invented reality does not like it. WTF are you smoking? To what criteria is he illegitimate?

The best i can do is call him the *resident

Brilliant!

That's something I've always loved about Seth, he's totally okay with poking fun at how a joke didn't go over well, or on the flip side, sometimes he just can't help but laughing at his own jokes.

Hi-yooo!

Seth was right about the joke falling flat; Ed McMahon, Johnny Carson's faithful side kick, was the wrong culture reference for this age group. I got it immediately and laughed out loud!

It's fascinating how every generation is in its own pop-culture bubble. I listen to 2 quiz shows back-to-back on NPR on Saturday--Wait, Wait ... Don't Tell Me! and Ask Me Another. There's almost no intersection in pop-cultural questions. Mayor Pete had to google "Alfred E. Neuman," when Trump called him that. Trump's put-downs are so dumb, anyway.

It was not great.

I heard that it was more like a mushroom, oh, you mean the other ‘poll’.

Yes, apparently his dick has a lot to compensate for.

I understand that it is more of a STUMP than a pole

Pole or polls?

cause you're a pillar of perfect health right.

@@mryagami8448 , I did my 4 1/2 yrs, can't say the same for your "coward in chief" punk.

@Wonder Bread TM That's just a damn shame.

@Wonder Bread TM , support a criminal, that's your choice.

oh, you make me so nostalgic... thank gawd for you tube so we can still watch Johnny.

Samuel Phippen I'm sorry to inform you this ain't news it's comedy. If you want something close to news maybe turn to fox maybe you will learn something. The left would probably be right if they watched the news for their news instead of comedians for their news. You lefties crack me up

@@johnsellers2999 man shut up, he just said that he seth makes it palatable, not that he actually gets all his news from the show. Why you have to make it into a left v right thing is beyond me and is fucking close-minded of you when someone is trying to compliment a show.

@@johnsellers2999 Well, you're cracked alright. Other than Shep Smith and Chris Wallace, FOX is just opinions slanted to the far right.

I wholeheartedly agree.

I never thought that sentence would ever be used unironiclly and make sense. *claps three times*

Ummmm!!!!?????!!!! No, I’d rather hear Jarjar Trump than JjBinks. Maybe even poke a pencil in each ear!!!!! And never hear anything again,EVER!!! P.S. I hate Jarjar Trump as much as I HATE that poor excuse of a Star Wars movie. I wish both could be DELETED FROM RECORDED HISTORY!! Thanks for your funny comment!!!! I hope u think my Jarjar Trump comment is funny too!

Speaking Russian won't get you thumbs up bro

So did I, but then I'm old enough to remember The Tonight Show when it was hosted by Carson.

@@johngamble5270 Me too! 👍

addled minded liberal cant believe that we rejected their ilk and will do so again

Do you have proof of him being a sociopath?

@@christianjohnson802 just look the meaning of the word up and look at how he acts and yes lots of dockters came to that conclusion

1.) You haven't listed any doctors or cites that have proven your opinion. 2.) I'm no too sure I can listen to a being that misspells a word like " doctors".

@@christianjohnson802 1 ] look it up yourself , if i can find it i am sure you can do the same 2] i can spell ''jackass'' for you , happy now ? reply in dutch and i will tell you how good your spelling is

I'm still looking for that evidence

when?

@@leszektemplewicz3362 whenever jokes don't go off or whenever he says how a particular joke was his favorite, he does it quit a bit, you must not watch enough 😂😂

you thinking it's off script ---> rofl

@@Donninator1 Oh so when he did that bit after the joke didn't go off, you think he was reading Q-cards? Are you dumb?

I like those too, and they are often jokes that you either have to be a certain age to 'get' or just be knowledgeable to recognize Ed McMann and Seth's quick imitation at the end of the bit was spot on. And I can visualize the debate around the writer's table as to whether the joke will or won't work. I think it did but what was funnier was his adlib.

If you really think biden would be any better you should have seen his speech in Iowa where he proclaimed he has the cure for cancer.

SnowWhalez Biden? Who cares.

@@Bidensucks100 even with Biden as president we wouldn't have the constant threat of having our healthcare ripped away or women's rights being trampled on. I could give you a hundred reasons why even Biden would be better. That's also ignoring Trump's attacks on our intelligence agencies, Calli g the press the enemy of the people, and having no respect for the law. Just with that bs alone any democrat would be better. Take your bs elsewhere

@Black Jack ass

@Black Jack That's true. There are many worse people in the world. But ow is that relevant here? The topic is, "He rambles" . And he did, and does. And yes, Biden is not a great option nor even a good option. But there has to be better options out there. Find that person and vote for them !

Yep. Twilight Zone is right!!

This is true!

I had thought of that but its just too unbelievable, even for Twilight Zone better Sinfeld now that the people would believe.

Outer Limits []"There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now in control of the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousands channels, or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next 4years, we will control all that you see and hear."

@@Torontogal1973 You're right, it's TOO bizarre to be The Twilight Zone. Trump certainly exists at the Outer Limits of sanity.

The way he said that was baaaaaad. "There is nothing wrong with democracy in Poland. Really." Sounds like an autocrat to me.

Martyna Szmigielska: he and Trump were tied for biggest jokes, then. Trump won't like being tied. I bet he won't like being indicted, either. I hope he IS.

It didn't bomb that bad, a couple chuckles. He made it worse by focusing on it.

This dickhead is no where the comedian Carson was.

Poor addled minded liberal cant believe that we rejected their ilk and will do so again - get ready for 4 more years

actually Clinton received almost 3 million more popular votes then trump. Of course Trump blamed it on illegal aliens voting for Clinton. And of course there is zero evidence of that.

Umm, Spanky Bonespurs couldn't find Wikipedia, much less actually read it.