TSA Took My Weed

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I flew to Canada and they took my weed. Be very careful when you travel with almonds everybody... TSA can be sneaky, they tricked me a few times. Haaaaa!
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@stacie7766 5 лет назад

" I'll eat them all right now if you need me to." LMFAO!!!!😂😂😂

@Savetheseas7 5 лет назад

Stacie Green I read that as he said it 😂 😂 😂

@chino3001 5 лет назад

Agent Orange me too hahaha

@VicJanczkowski 5 лет назад

Yaniel Guerrero dame here lmao

@Madmatt18 4 года назад

"i'm a team player"

@qjbceyijnko 4 года назад

He won't even need a plane to fly

@leu3368 5 лет назад

-Is the joint the problem? *Nah the almonds are the problem -Why? *It may have weed

@Mice-stro 5 лет назад

but the weed may have almonds.

@BigMan7o0 5 лет назад

@@Mice-stro and the almonds may have weed, therefore the weed might have weed so they gotta check ya know?

@fumikagetokoyami8297 5 лет назад

TSA logic

@leu3368 5 лет назад

@@Mice-stro true

@leu3368 5 лет назад

@@BigMan7o0 double true

@chrisedward1679 5 лет назад

he cropped out the woman throwing up I'm weak lmfao

@miguellopes2452 5 лет назад

I Dont think it was in this bit was it?

@littlejohnny2000 5 лет назад

Chris Montes yeah what part of the video

@brittaneystrickland9595 5 лет назад

It's in a seperate video

@misfitbrit1989 5 лет назад

What video is this?

@basicpenguin3844 5 лет назад

which video is it in?

@EelayInsay 5 лет назад

Almonds are a gateway drug

@fearthespear4242 5 лет назад

...to more almonds...

@aztekhorizon4572 5 лет назад

I've been addicted for 20 years

@astro.angelfairy4444 5 лет назад

I was born addicted to almonds

@brandonarredondo5093 5 лет назад

EelayInsay and they have it in cereal too for kids what monsters....

@amelialeach9507 5 лет назад

And a handful only costs 12 bucks!!

@TaylorSharkey 5 лет назад

Josh "I always fly with almonds" Wolf

@yadadshand6354 5 лет назад

You a Rogan fan

@shadowagent3 4 года назад

Taylor "I cant help but refer to Joe Rogans podcast" Sharkey

@MrCdiddy13 4 года назад

Have you ever done dmt?

@zillah9105 3 года назад

I read it while he was saying it😂😂

@adamgranum1596 3 года назад

Everybody will think theres hydrogen cyanide on the plane! Unless they dont know it smells like that.

@RileyMacabre 5 лет назад

Not even a MINUTE UPLOADED and already 1,827 views. DAMN!

@justanokapi 5 лет назад

that includes the Premiere. so add 36 hours to your one minute.

@stonephilips9361 5 лет назад

Danse Macabre Official He’s Good😉

@TIMBEROWIE 5 лет назад

Liked ur comment so it wasn’t at 66- likes

@zerithmunswyn988 4 года назад

TIMBEROWIE What’s wrong with 666? I wish you a happy 666 day. And a future full of 666 love.

@stevie_ily 5 лет назад

If you take twenty deca-dose edibles, you won’t need a plane to fly.

@onlinecomrade5737 5 лет назад

Steven Stone for real

@theguyintheworks8838 5 лет назад

Don't drink n drive, smoke n fly

@thomvoulon7592 5 лет назад

Steven Stone 😂😂😂

@DarthMauldinOfficial 5 лет назад

It should only take a couple lol 😆

@jamesh2385 5 лет назад

Look @ Steve will do it channel

@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 5 лет назад

Damn, flying high must be a trip. 😉

@Glaithius 5 лет назад

Joe Blow 😂

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 лет назад

Joe Blow No, you’re thinking of “tripping,” that requires you to take LSD or ACID before the flight... make sure to tell the stewardess you want orange juice on the flight (should probably write a note for the stewardess and safety pin it to your shirt, you may not even know who you are, much less what to drink on the flight)..... LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All posts are made for entertainment purposes only. In no way is Rick Sanchez C137 encouraging anyone to take illegal drugs, at any time. You are your own human being and responsible for your own actions, no matter who gave you what idea or how stupid it was, or you are.

@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 5 лет назад

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ No I'm not. I was using "trip" in the "trippy" sense, which is usually referring to things that _aren't_ LSD, but are somewhat resembling it. Other definitions/scenarios can just include weird moments without any hallucinations at all. I've done both LSD and shrooms before. I know what it's like.

@mraaaaaa466 5 лет назад

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

@nicomarkins7386 5 лет назад

Rick Sanchez C137 ur stupid

@mybraineatseverything7404 5 лет назад

I learned four very important things from this video, about flying in Canada: 1. Don't bring edibles. Eat them beforehand. 2. DO bring weed. 3. Do NOT bring almonds! 4. STFU about your weed. :-)

@Teal_Jimmy 5 лет назад

Lol stfu about the almonds too

@hotcrazycatladyme168 4 года назад

No way dude, the lesson is to just buy your weed when you get here. We've always had better weed than you guys anyways! :)

@NotTurtleish 4 года назад

@@hotcrazycatladyme168 There's a place called California. It may be a wasteland but it's better.

@R3turnofdamack 4 года назад

@@hotcrazycatladyme168 better weed in Canada? Is that what your saying? I'm pretty sure the best weed comes from anywhere in the west coast in the US. Pretty much from Cali up to Washington state has the best buds

@shaunakkulkarni4679 4 года назад

@@R3turnofdamack cant u grow the same type of weed anywhere these days. They grow inside so climate doesn't even matter right.

@angelamazakas2624 5 лет назад

I love that he's so true to himself. He's not afraid to talk about anything

@wingedstring 5 лет назад

Well duhh. That's comedy

@avakelly5011 5 лет назад

When us Canadians say "it shouldn't be a problem" it's ALWAYS A PROBLEM

@raul2rst 3 года назад

Good to know

@ThePersonToBlame 2 года назад

It pretty much means this can be resolved without conflict if you are cool and comply with what is going to happen.

@MilkBaggins 2 года назад

from ontario here. This isn’t true.

@Darkwlf 2 года назад

As a fellow Canadian I can confirm it’s true

@KiskaeGG Год назад

Duality of man

@lumberjacker100 5 лет назад

Love this way to do it! Not having to wait 36 hours, where we lose interest/ forget. 30 minutes lets me set a timer and look forward for a while.

@spencerwilliams5923 5 лет назад

Im losing interest writing this about your losing interest comment...way to duck* this up.

@lumberjacker100 5 лет назад

@@spencerwilliams5923 man, i got a like from Josh himself! My day was made when i saw he had a new video coming out, and that put it on a whole new level! Dont give me that baby shit.

@spencerwilliams5923 5 лет назад

Some sarcasm on my side. Before. Keep the faith my dude. Im stoked I found this guy for some comic relief

@amelialeach9507 5 лет назад

Jack sparrow:I got a jar of diiirt Josh wolf: I got a bag of almonds

@mariejeanne8116 5 лет назад

Lol

@brandontaylor4134 5 лет назад

Josh at it again with the great work 💯

@whiteru55ian33 5 лет назад

But the almonds What happened with the almonds?

@trethestar 5 лет назад

The TSA ate them.

@radhikanambiar4501 5 лет назад

I wanna know too 😆

@joecooper8527 5 лет назад

They're in holding

@noahtomkinson1608 5 лет назад

Man, you should do a Netflix special it would be so funny

@PlagueKing_LordFalix 5 лет назад

They turned him down.

@grabithard2534 5 лет назад

You should see him live

@moetatoh 5 лет назад

Why turn him down dude is funny as fuck they have specials on there that are crap compared lol

@garrettdukette7841 4 года назад

Check it his special on RU-vid. Father of the year.

@TwiggehTV 5 лет назад

Im still curious what the deal was with the almonds.

@dh4668 5 лет назад

Twiggeh he has onset diabetes. Probably needs em for his blood sugar

@meru-go-round 5 лет назад

I think he meant with canada. I’m also curious

@xxshadowpandaxxo.o9933 5 лет назад

I heard a comment said they were like a gateway drug idk maybe look it up

@pastasam4069 5 лет назад

@@xxshadowpandaxxo.o9933 that was a joke lmao. Airports just generally don't like liquids (petrol looks the same as water in a bottle) and food. I think the food is something to do with bringing foreign insects and animals to a different country, and also buying loads cheap in foreign countries and selling them back home.

@Tyler-xe6nq 5 лет назад

Twiggeh you can’t bring foods from one country to another because of diseases and insects

@Ruuku1 5 лет назад

Haha you can fly with weed within Canada because it's legal. But it's federally illegal in the US so you can't fly with it across boarders even though where you live in the states it's legal. They have to abide by the federal law.

@tjgamer9713 5 лет назад

if weed is federally illegal then why are some states legal states

@LavenderSystem69 4 года назад

@@tjgamer9713 Because stupidity, that's why. Shit, even in the states where it's been legalized, it shouldn't be legal because the constitution is so kind as to include what's referred to as the supremacy clause, basically saying that federal law always overrides state and local law, excepting in cases where state and local law is more strict. Fun fact, though, even though I live in a legalization state, because I hold a CDL and drive interstate, I'm beholden to federal regulations. Unless I wish to forfeit my license, I cannot partake in cannabis

@jonathonsmith497 5 лет назад

This guy is honestly my new favourite comedian! The stories he has to tell are hilarious 😂😂 the loves about his son too, seems to have a perfect little family haha

@krystiankowalski7335 5 лет назад

Enable community contribution! I want to translate your videos into other languages but can't because you don't have it enabled. Like so Josh sees this!

@ioiwut4874 5 лет назад

every comedian i like is typically cynical, the social satire type but this dude- for one- is genuinely funny AND ALSO gives super-chill vibes good shit man, gonna check out some more, peace

@Shimus36 5 лет назад

Pretty solid bit had me all of the way. Stitches. I live near the border and yup those Canucks trick ya with kindness and ehs. *Going to be wary of the phrase shouldn't be a problem from now on.*

@iamhades5394 5 лет назад

The 3 dislikes are the TSA agents😂

@Fillentr 5 лет назад

(During premiere) I swear if i hear that obnoxious “oH mY gOd” lady one more time 😂 Edit: We’re good for now guys😂

@e.alexander1869 4 года назад

“What are you gonna do with that” Oh, we burn it. *”I was gonna do the same fucking thing”* Had me dying lmaooo

@blakefontana8139 5 лет назад

Yes! The show with the lady throwing up like a champ!!

@lunarsilver8698 5 лет назад

WHERE ARE THE ALMONDS!!!

@poot111111 5 лет назад

Border Security: Canada's Front Line was a Canadian television program produced by Force Four Entertainment that airs on National Geographic Channel. Am I the only one who watched this show?

@clairef.9970 5 лет назад

I did and still do that shit is the bomb

@applejambers7674 4 года назад

I watch the Australian version of it that’s what airs in Scotland it’s soooooooo fucking good

@blackskullraven 5 лет назад

If you ate 20 edibles you will look like waka in that ambulance

@codyplagerman8215 5 лет назад

I don't do drugs of any kind but this is hilarious 😂😂

@EliteNK 5 лет назад

I wouldn't consider those drugs

@davidnally2426 5 лет назад

@@EliteNK ye well their classified as drugs so..

@jacksonmeads1161 5 лет назад

Boondocks Boy I don’t either but it’s hilarious

@gavinhanson9213 4 года назад

EliteNK Those drugs kill more people per year then illegal drugs do is the sad part.

@re70-december32 3 года назад

Weed isn't a drug it's a plant drug's kill weed doesn't

@davespangler9125 5 лет назад

Oh shit, 13 minutes? Glad I couldn't sleep tonight!

@maxwellgrant5467 5 лет назад

When entering Canada just look through the garbage right outside of customs!!! People throw out there leftover weed before flying all the time

@linkholder 3 года назад

Thanks bro

@thescrub5086 4 года назад

Canadian person: Do you have anything to declare Me: Nothing but my genius

@VeryKuteB0y 5 лет назад

Who else was trying tp figure out what the vomit lady was trying to do at this point in the standup 😅😂

@BAZZAROU812 5 лет назад

Where I come from not going to be a problem is a night in jail.. 😂

@coastyken7370 4 года назад

😂😂

@Sugarskulls_forever 5 лет назад

I’m so happy I decided to sleep later!!!! Love ya Papa Wolf!!!!😂

@talentedpigeon3296 5 лет назад

The Two handed joint bit should've got more laughs imo. Cracked me up

@vanillasmith5975 5 лет назад

i gotta show my mom because she has your health xD

@bdub0110 5 лет назад

I'll never trust people who say "that shouldn't be a problem" lmao!

@UndergroundZoneOfficial 5 лет назад

WHO IS HERE WATCHING THE PREMIERE 🤚

@nikkiisntdum257 5 лет назад

Jr Beats fuck i missed it

@Kcali111 5 лет назад

I will baby bird u.... Regurgitates brownie lol

@obeytr_oy9028 5 лет назад

Josh you are hilarious 😂 I love you man my dog recently passed away and it was hard for me to get over it and just watching your videos make me laugh and kinda think bout other things other than my dog. Keep up the awesome stuff man! 😂

@CoasterCupcake 5 лет назад

"You want me to eat 'em all right now because I can" lmao

@meyekull 4 года назад

as a canadian, i can confirm that CBSA is the nicest border protection agency in the world.

@undeadarmy515 5 лет назад

Best part "we burn it" "well I was gonna do the same fucking thing" 🤣

@gunman-pp1zp 5 лет назад

Got my food got my phone im ready to watch

@Bankrol_eman 5 лет назад

Got here fast as I cold even tho I’m a couple minutes late your always funny always cheer me up when I’m down keep up the grind my man

@bio_hazard7281 5 лет назад

Nike Aka E I literally had the same RU-vid logo

@Drew.coggs_ig 5 лет назад

Watchin ya before school to get in a great mood

@boerepompie8244 5 лет назад

You can bring your weed into South Africa 😂 see you soon

@eonsinfinity534 4 года назад

South Africa's fucked though.

@symrb1184 3 года назад

I remember flying home (BC) from Amsterdam. Was high af and had a huge space cake with me as well. Nobody cared. My mom and I had eaten the space cake on the plane. Damn she was so calm and mellow it was awesome. Had a quarter of my suitcase full of paraphernalia (I was on a 7 month trip around India, Nepal, and Amsterdam). It was a week before this pathetic bs of legalisation ( should have decriminalized it). A few months later I flew from Vancouver to Toronto with an ounce or so of weed and hash I was scared shitless even though it was legal. But yes flying high is the only way to fly. Also the only way to get your DL or passport pictures taken so they think that’s the way you always look.

@zoopoismeh2388 5 лет назад

Josh: The almonds where next to my edibles. Random person in crowd:Shit!!!

@nathanthomas7475 5 лет назад

JOSH:“What are you going to do with it?” TSA:“We burn it” JOSH:“I was going to do the same fucking thang!”

@brauntough9088 4 года назад

The morning leaving any vacation is always rough. You don't want to waist any party favors, and the last bottle.. Flying high..

@fostergrant2664 5 лет назад

Can’t wait to see you Saturday in Denver!

@davidarthur5393 5 лет назад

Got a fat blunt and a beer. I'm ready

@corrupted_conscience6342 4 года назад

“TSA took my weed” Mhm, TSA took my sizers from my pencil case that was in my school bag. I brought my school bag with me on my trip cuz I was too lazy to find another in the house, and I forgot to take out my god damn pencil case.

@waynehunter780 5 лет назад

I fucking love this guy man! brings a smile to my face every time I need to come see a show

@freeziboi3249 5 лет назад

Since I'm getting my green card soon this video is actually a great help, so thanks Josh!

@werecatheartless5797 5 лет назад

Was ridin' on an airplane, but then I got high~ 🎶

@baffledsquirrel2122 5 лет назад

Just know buddy took your cookies and ate them later

@aydanangus 5 лет назад

Josh: "The almonds were neae my edibles" Girl in the back: SHIT!!

@elianah9610 5 лет назад

"I always fly with Almonds" my dumb ass thought that was the flight company’s name

@starlightequestrian6729 5 лет назад

Funny story: I was flying home from school for Christmas break. I had bought some toys for my little brother. They were pretty cheap, but they were all I could give for Christmas as a poor collage student. The TSA took them claiming I could hide something in them. They took every Christmas present I had. (Later learned that they were taking them for themselves. As Christmas time is a good time to 'shop' through passanger's bags.) I was crushed. I had no gifts for my family and no way to rebuy anything. Later when I got home I found the 6 inch buck knife that I keep in my purse for self defense. They were so busy looking for goodies that they missed the actual weapon!

@everettkatab999 5 лет назад

Just start making almonds with weed in it

@madisonheilman104 4 года назад

That "Oh shit" in the back of the crowd

@reagenayun1241 5 лет назад

I love your comedy, keep up the good work.

@averyholland5252 3 года назад

“I don’t have enough fucking saliva in my body to eat 2 bags of almonds” 😂😂

@jasontate8575 5 лет назад

Just f****** hilarious, Josh Wolf 🐺 is the new King Comedian!!!

@ReadRiding 5 лет назад

"Is there a fuckin' shortage up here!?" 😂😂

@samatari222 5 лет назад

Ok but what was the deal with the almonds?

@trianglemoebius 4 года назад

Nuts of all types have to be commercially packaged and unopened to cross foreign borders.

@kimdupont3731 3 года назад

It always mean that there's weed. ;)

@victoriarose4716 4 года назад

“We burn it” “Well I was gonna do the same fucking thing!!!”😂

@masterbuilder7577 4 года назад

Did they let him keep the almonds though, that's the real question

@OS-dd1bn 4 года назад

Sometimes, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

@fath3rl3ssb3havior9 5 лет назад

I am eating some almonds. 😂 And I’m not sharing though so... 🤷🏼‍♀️

@GeertPolo 5 лет назад

So why start talking about it? Gimme some!

@username0172 5 лет назад

Gimme 😄

@alejandro1101 3 года назад

TOBE FLYYY HIGHHH

@evan6630 5 лет назад

Uhh, ma’am, you can’t exactly get rid of weed by burning it...

@bridgitteplappert1406 5 лет назад

God almighty you are absolutely funny as all hell . Lmao 😂

@kbee6866 5 лет назад

I'm Canadian and I got to tell you us being nice is just mere illusion to the rest of the word 🇨🇦 what kind of sorcery is this

@MilkBaggins 2 года назад

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

@parkerjeans5777 5 лет назад

That was amazing

@poggers3056 4 года назад

1:00 LISTEN VERRRRY CLOSELY Someone in the background: SHIT!

@davidorange6397 5 лет назад

Damn he snitched on himself twice😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@StonerZombie420 9 месяцев назад

I would pay good money to see this guy in person he's funny ASF

@tj_offical7496 5 лет назад

Need more stories about youre son those are so funny!

@michaeltrainum5471 4 года назад

Dude, you are the funniest comedian ever. Not many stand up acts make me actually laugh out loud. Watching you I laugh out loud the whole skit 😂😂

@yoboicrust 5 лет назад

I'm so excited that you're coming to Denver !!!! I won't be able to go but still I'm excited !!!!

@augiepena 4 года назад

Very funny set. Lady walking around serving was distracting at 6:00 though. Wasn’t her fault, it was that lazy guy up front ordering a margarita for 2, but never saw his drink change hands 😂

@jacksonhanson2814 5 лет назад

No they sell the week to the government but not the almonds idk what they do with them

@GP1281 5 лет назад

You should come to Winnipeg some time love your RU-vid shows

@jasonevans9085 5 лет назад

You love to see a good stand up comedian

@dalitjones9135 Месяц назад

Word salad at the end. Still funny.

@hamzah9522 5 лет назад

Is this a tough crowd or am I not hearing the crowd laugh enough, cuz this was actually pretty funny

@trianglemoebius 4 года назад

I believe audio is synced to the microphone, not full recording. Meaning we're only hearing the laughter the mic picks up, not what's going on in the studio.

@eldudeico 5 лет назад

I heard almonds and knew EXACTLY where this was fucking going 😂😂😂 A fucking plus man

@whatabeautifulchaos 5 лет назад

hey, throw up lady is still there!

@kindpotato 4 года назад

That's weird. I flew across Canada (domestic) and I showed the guy I had like 7 grams of very dank weed and a mini bong in my carry on. I brought the whole thing in the plane no problem. It's too bad though I brought a buck knife to BC because I was gonna be camping and I thought it would be handy. They didn't notice it until I went back and they confiscated it.

@captainsafa4101 5 лет назад

DUDE i was here when u had like 300 subs now u over half a mil great work man

@Noah-ib9vb 2 года назад

You are hands-down the funniest comedian .

@UnderSeaGamer12 5 лет назад

I’m still genuinely curious why they cared so much about the almonds

@trianglemoebius 4 года назад

It's illegal to fly any kind of nut across foreign borders, unless it is comercially packaged and unopened.

@snovaspectre2 4 года назад

@@trianglemoebius fucking w h y

@BIGBlazyn Год назад

I'll eat em all right now🤣🤣🤣🤣

@leosmith1258 5 лет назад

Last year, I thought I was to be the first person to legally bring pot into Canada. One joint. They went nuts, took the joint and then sent me on my way into Canada. So I turned out to be the last person busted for it in Canada. But after checking you, I guess not. Yeah, I have cop friends and they enjoy what they 'confiscate.' Am going back up this summer but I will go clean. Cannot chance it.

@jordanhicks5131 5 лет назад

Just hide it better and dont admit you have it like a moron.

@lurk7967 5 лет назад

". Yeah, I have cop friends and they enjoy what they 'confiscate.' " and that's why your cop friends are fucking assholes. What I would do to get some really nice pot up here is go to the post office of whatever city you are staying in and set up a temporary address or use a buddies house. and order from a reputable Mail order site Cannabis extractions, Kootenay craft, Coastalwildfire.