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Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List  

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Mark and Joe start breaking down the locations in Boston. Joe calls for some questions from the audience, so they talk best celebrity flubs and most underrated/overrated physical features. Suddenly, Mark has a bizarre stomach attack in the middle of the episode and runs out of the room. He returns and the guys can talk about the biggest regret of their 20s, and to kick off 2023, Mark and Joe close the show with predicting upcoming celebrity deaths!
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@ltsgoyanks
@ltsgoyanks Год назад
Mark: "I'm a Homo..ner" Joe: "You can't say ner" Mark: "na"... u guys r the best!!! Pure gold!!!
@bigjiggin4094
@bigjiggin4094 2 месяца назад
Timestamp?
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull Год назад
5am here in London, getting up for work, listening to my two favourite queefs. Comedy!
@GriseldaBSF410
@GriseldaBSF410 Год назад
Cheers bloak! Bout to grab me a pint and have a fag while I put me trainers on. Nothing but rubbish on the tele in me flat! Lmao how was that?
@whataloadofbollox
@whataloadofbollox Год назад
Bristol patreon signing in !
@ryanzinck4905
@ryanzinck4905 Год назад
Can we make an entire show of just joe making noises and mark giving feedback?
@tfrofciydntafc
@tfrofciydntafc Год назад
I love this show. My favorite character is the door-slamming lawyer.
@JamesGalloway27
@JamesGalloway27 Год назад
he triggers their childhood ptsd of a father angrily slamming doors, and they're in for it
@cannabubsdoobworld5422
@cannabubsdoobworld5422 Год назад
Door slamming lawyer Has no idea the amount of reference and the worldwide exposure cuz of these lads. Screw you lawyer. Someone should remove ur door and make u use it as a bed.
@Nerflover10097
@Nerflover10097 Год назад
It turns Joe into a woman every time tho
@michaelp8995
@michaelp8995 Год назад
I wish I could tell them it’s okay they can fk off it’s New York. At the end of the day the lawyers are the nobodies xD
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace Год назад
Someone needs to confront that angry miserable choochfacs
@me_12-vw1vi
@me_12-vw1vi Год назад
i’ve watched these two so much now all my inner monologues are like i have mini list and mini normand in my head. i’ll be in a funeral or something and my mind goes like “hey mark fake banter for the intro. that’s all i know how to do!...AND THE DUCK FELL OUT OF HIS BACK AH HAHAHA SURF’S UP plus she didn’t even flush”
@whiskeylinux
@whiskeylinux Год назад
Bringing Mark back with the fart smoke was too funny. Well done.
@tommylob1409
@tommylob1409 Год назад
🤣holly shit
@jessekline3884
@jessekline3884 Год назад
This has to be the podcast I look forward to the most. Super entertaining and funny!
@bobanonymous6814
@bobanonymous6814 Год назад
“ You wanna hear a weird thing? “ “ No.”
@me_12-vw1vi
@me_12-vw1vi Год назад
me and my dad:
@hunter12555
@hunter12555 Год назад
I’ve only been a listener for 2-3 years but I have to say currently the pod is on fire
@harrisoncart3801
@harrisoncart3801 Год назад
Imagine the people just now finding it! They’re striking PEAK COMEDY
@VideoGameAtlas
@VideoGameAtlas Год назад
It's been so hilarious lately
@Killakallie92
@Killakallie92 Год назад
2 or 3 years now, it's always been on fire.
@michaelmcvey679
@michaelmcvey679 Год назад
I'm just glad we're saying "the pod is on fire" instead of this "pod is fire" .... helps restore my faith in humanity
@DaPoopIsInDaPudding
@DaPoopIsInDaPudding Год назад
@@michaelmcvey679 now the problem is that restoring faith in humanity bullshit. Come up with something new or if your own.
@rydubb5190
@rydubb5190 Год назад
"Uuugh, don't eat eggs" got me rollin'
@likearc
@likearc Год назад
The fart animation was hilarious
@stacyf.5320
@stacyf.5320 Год назад
Comedy! Nothin’ beats these queefs on Monday night
@trkddy
@trkddy Год назад
Watching this episode on 0.5 speed. They sound like they are Drunk af 🤣🤣🤣
@TheDeadStretch
@TheDeadStretch Год назад
The Joe List sound effects section really tickled me.
@nigheist003
@nigheist003 Год назад
Number 1 podcast for me! Tuesdays with stories!
@RedBernie
@RedBernie Год назад
As a recent Tuesgay, i’ve watched that clip of Joe dying laughing at the Brad Garrett book so much already. Would love suggestions of the fan favorite eps
@U.F.O_0908
@U.F.O_0908 Год назад
Mizzen and Main advert sounds like Joe recorded it in an airport toilet cubicle. I was waiting to hear a flushing sound in the vicinity.
@drewprew
@drewprew Год назад
“Two things can be true. You can miss Shelby and hate Chuck.” Mark’s asides are funnier than most closers.
@neuvisean1739
@neuvisean1739 Год назад
17:58 lol the angry co-worker is now the new antagonist since Greg isn't there.
@ajh21313
@ajh21313 Год назад
About the Lawyer slamming the door… unfortunately that drop ceiling above your heads is a floating ceiling which is connected to all the rooms on that floor! That’s why “the lawyer” can hear you guys, especially when get loud. The floating ceiling is well below the cement ceiling (the next floor above you) that’s why the sound is traveling.
@TokigaTorsten
@TokigaTorsten Год назад
What did you eat this morning? EGG!! Looool
@adamh.9201
@adamh.9201 Год назад
I've laughed out loud more at this ep than any others. Non-stop bangers.
@23bamed
@23bamed Год назад
"It looks like my ass was in a paintball championship " 😂🤣
@BigDaddy-vk6rv
@BigDaddy-vk6rv Год назад
Joe I cannot wait to see you live - March 2nd can't get here fast enough! Mark I cannot wait to buy myself a ticket for your show!
@taymeck8108
@taymeck8108 Год назад
Who would have thought mark being in so much pain would be the funniest thing ever 💀💀💀
@NYCerious
@NYCerious Год назад
Great editing at 50:51! Good job Chuck-o!!
@Christine-ti5pd
@Christine-ti5pd Год назад
I went to McSorley’s 21 years ago and all they had was a basket full of peanuts and everyone threw the shells on the floor. They also had a stein on each table with super hot mustard and pretzels. That place is great... Love you guys.
@growingheart8039
@growingheart8039 Год назад
Great video!🌞
@sylviawoods6650
@sylviawoods6650 Год назад
Great episode to usher in the new year 🎉
@mefarri
@mefarri Год назад
Godamn y’all are so good together. The constant Seinfeld references give me life.
@veddermn8
@veddermn8 Год назад
Love the Eire Pub in Dorchester. Used to snow plow the parking lots of the banks around there and grab a beer
@fourscoreand9884
@fourscoreand9884 Год назад
Great show
@neilbridges81
@neilbridges81 Год назад
If it ain't fish jizz, it ain't worth it. Also Joe definitely played with dinky cars with those sound effects
@AA-xb2zm
@AA-xb2zm Год назад
played or plays? Honestly a highlight of having kids, is not feeling guilty playing with toys again
@RapeUAsDiddy
@RapeUAsDiddy Год назад
Great podcast, thanks for all the content!
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom Год назад
Mark, one of these days you're gonna get pinched by the fuzz for one of these eggstravagent filchings from Hudson News and it just ain't worth the hassle. Get some cluckers in the apartment to keep the old lady company if that's what it takes so you got your own free supply🐔 Throw a neck pillow on em (the chickens, not your dame unless she could use the support) while yer at it, I know you've swiped a few as well from the mile sly club there Jack. Stay clean pal we love ya!
@Kas1645
@Kas1645 Год назад
What’s with the paragraph sloppy jaloppy
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom Год назад
@@Kas1645 I may or may not have been drunk when I wrote that😬
@KidBaklava504
@KidBaklava504 Год назад
@@cloudbloom that’s Mark’s other podcast
@machinekok
@machinekok Год назад
"What'd you eat this morning?" "EGG"
@illthoro1634
@illthoro1634 Год назад
What an EP!
@FeloniousFunk
@FeloniousFunk Год назад
I just watched the trailer for the new Ari Aster film Beau just Queefed and the first twenty seconds is basically Joe’s pitch for a movie about the kooks! Joe you’ve got the knack for the cinema, keep making em!
@JesusAllinChrist
@JesusAllinChrist Год назад
Let’s goooo queeefs!!
@mmc577
@mmc577 Год назад
These two will go down as the greatest conversators of all times. Silly Puns, rhymes, and wordplay will be most valued asset in an already highly sophisticated intelligent enlightened race of human beings.
@Killakallie92
@Killakallie92 Год назад
Were getting there!
@BOSprodz
@BOSprodz Год назад
1:01:22 I had to go off spotify and come here just to know what the contractor did before eating
@hawkeye5739
@hawkeye5739 Год назад
-How old would Jimi Hendrix be if he were alive today? -He would never make it.
@Odenix75
@Odenix75 Год назад
" Comedy .....! " 😁👍 thank you guys
@GriseldaBSF410
@GriseldaBSF410 Год назад
Yeah I've been noticing that more and more lately! They are recorded so far ahead that limits what they can talk about in a way
@robertedwards9861
@robertedwards9861 Год назад
yes, mcsorleys did change. i was lucky enough to have gone in 2011. i think it changed in 2013-14. the original was stil the light and dark beer (5 at a time) but only food was a cold plate with raw onions, saltines, and pickled delights. many famous ppl were regulars through the years but most famous is Lincon.
@rekososa3175
@rekososa3175 Год назад
Brad Garrett was the best laugh
@SgxNaaBoy
@SgxNaaBoy Год назад
Tuesdays with stories >>>>> we might be gay(drunk)
@kylemcnab927
@kylemcnab927 Год назад
Man I started watching this because of mark but damn joe is silently talented. Them damn sounds affects were insanely good. 😂
@rawpower12xu
@rawpower12xu Год назад
1:01:09 so Mark ditched his old contractor? The one he invited to his wedding? Seems like a real jerk
@mjm5081
@mjm5081 Год назад
Speaking of Pearl Jam...I went down a Do The Evolution rabbit hole the other night and watched like 7 different live versions...And loved every one!!!
@mjm5081
@mjm5081 Год назад
"I gotta start incorporating noises into my act!" I'd start with jokes 😉
@kusjr4388
@kusjr4388 Год назад
Love you two
@et0363
@et0363 Год назад
I love mark struggling with the over/under
@brocktonma.1816
@brocktonma.1816 Год назад
Good Ep.
@adamgm84
@adamgm84 Год назад
Sup Skimpcoat and Ginchpad, been a while since I utilized my eyes and ears to this podcast.
@mwara2444
@mwara2444 Год назад
2+ weeks into Jan 2023 and we're still getting eps from last year, Wonder how many more from last year we'll be getting? I know you have to have some on the shelf in case something happens, because they travel so much. It's got to be hard to do back to back podcasts and keep it entertaining.
@MaxBeamer
@MaxBeamer Год назад
off topic but mark got his hands on an amazing sweater there!!
@timmybrowzen
@timmybrowzen Год назад
So fun when Joe mentions Tell Em Steve-Bob! TESD 4EVA
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 Год назад
A ranaan Mark EP would be too unusually funny! ...Joe can direct.
@chriskasatka2095
@chriskasatka2095 Год назад
Joe has the best hoodie collection.
@greatscott175
@greatscott175 Год назад
Mark emerging from the fart was peak
@leospaceman2976
@leospaceman2976 Год назад
Peak queef
@phonehomeet5874
@phonehomeet5874 Год назад
10:58 Joe ROCKS the mic!!!!
@shaneboswell9872
@shaneboswell9872 7 месяцев назад
I would love to see some sound effects in the next special! He’s good!
@trendybistro
@trendybistro Год назад
49:00 That's 25 years of drinking for ya.
@garryjohalcomedy
@garryjohalcomedy Год назад
Finally!
@KevinNuon
@KevinNuon Год назад
thanks to Mark saying Fablemans is snooze-o-rama, i knew it, ROFL!
@brandonpestano
@brandonpestano Год назад
Marks annoying watch & the angry lawyer next door are the real stars of the show
@jewyork718
@jewyork718 Год назад
It doesn't even keep time!
@hypernovaorcus
@hypernovaorcus Год назад
Nothing can beat Greg the cat
@telephantasm4070
@telephantasm4070 Год назад
50:52 That was beautiful, Chuck.
@smokingfast
@smokingfast Год назад
I'm coming to Joe's show in Chicago. If he does a fan meet and greet the first thing I'm going to say to him is: Thanks for the memories
@mjm5081
@mjm5081 Год назад
Love a nice Court and Spark. It's no Hejira, but it don't stink.
@patrickmcclelland9972
@patrickmcclelland9972 Год назад
Looks like mark either started shopping at express or his wife is dressing him. Or both.
@LiINammmm
@LiINammmm Год назад
💯
@muscadinejesse
@muscadinejesse Год назад
i miss the coors shirt
@patrickmcclelland9972
@patrickmcclelland9972 Год назад
You guys are very cerebral, love the quick takes on brothers in movies/art. So fast w stuff it really gets my schizo attention deficit brain filled with satisfaction. Salud
@me_12-vw1vi
@me_12-vw1vi Год назад
same here schizobro
@anthonydelise316
@anthonydelise316 Год назад
There’s enough quotes in this episode for 100 episode titles
@brian_mccomedy
@brian_mccomedy Год назад
That noise at 10:57 sounds like an electric guitar synth
@MutualOutlook
@MutualOutlook Год назад
Thanks for the entertainment you gays
@forecheckbackcheckpaycheck
@forecheckbackcheckpaycheck Год назад
Mark not knowing what overrated means is hilarious ´^^ god bless him
@mikek9159
@mikek9159 Год назад
“My asshole is dry and wet at the same time!” ~ Joe List 😂
@ajh21313
@ajh21313 Год назад
P.s. Joe… saw the Smashing Pumpkins 11/2/22 here in Detroit, no drum machines used, FYI.
@churn_diesel
@churn_diesel Год назад
The mention of Amy Schumer got this episode 400% less views.
@richardpeterson9449
@richardpeterson9449 Год назад
Love these two gays! Thanks Guys!
@garydaly
@garydaly Год назад
Went down memory arshole...fucking great laugh outa that.
@thesnapperlapper2559
@thesnapperlapper2559 Год назад
It's all Eggs, Jerry
@vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390
@vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390 Год назад
Beef and Eggs are Superfoods!!!! 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚😄
@christophersherman5007
@christophersherman5007 Год назад
Sounds like Joe's doing the reads in the closet of his shrinks office. Creepy whispers.
@mjm5081
@mjm5081 Год назад
I once saw Robin Colcord at the Waverly diner and left him alone.
@Christophe_L
@Christophe_L Год назад
I want to get into this podcast from the beginning but RU-vid REMOVED SORT BY OLDEST. Now how do I get to the first one without having to scroll through every time?
@blobbylee9430
@blobbylee9430 Год назад
This show fell off my feed randomly, then I looked and I wasn't subscribed. I don't remember unsubbing.
@pointysidedown
@pointysidedown Год назад
Joe they did a scary movie with a kook, it's called the hitchhiker with Rutger Hauer
@johnlabisch
@johnlabisch Год назад
Gay Wisconsinite, here. Ian’s pizza is definitely overrated, unless you’re blasted drunk between sundown and farmers waking up
@taymeck8108
@taymeck8108 Год назад
“What happened cod oil” 💀💀
@mwara2444
@mwara2444 Год назад
See a celebrity at a restaurant, send a gift like a bottle of wine, find out what they're drinking send another round, etc, etc, wait when they receive it wave your hand. If they wave you over then talk to them. If they have manners they will. Thank you for it and wave you over.
@timmartinez9901
@timmartinez9901 Год назад
Im dying too ....stomach pain, feel like my appendix is going to burst.. and I feel like my kidneys will fail soon ..long story short. Its aaaaaalll pupes baby ..ps its drinking
@Sarah-wu2jt
@Sarah-wu2jt Месяц назад
I forgot there used to be more wallpaper
@annabethsmith-kingsley2079
@annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Год назад
I love Chuck.
@robdot0
@robdot0 Год назад
top 10 queef. all pipes
@rhettlink9805
@rhettlink9805 Год назад
cod is GREAT... cod is GOOD... lets us thank you for this food...
@DLKCOMEDY88
@DLKCOMEDY88 Год назад
Mark was talking about celebrities deaths and 5 minutes later he almost dies.
@Rhinocerosface
@Rhinocerosface Год назад
Chainsaw massacre is filled with kooks, a whole kooky family 🤪
@iangcoville
@iangcoville Год назад
A basenji medium sized dog like a cat can only be trained with positive reinforcement, a useful skill to have that will outlive the dog.
@rhettlink9805
@rhettlink9805 Год назад
PRESS CONFERENCE STYLE 😱🤣🤭🗑🆗️👁✊🏿
@geffcassuto
@geffcassuto Год назад
is mcsorleys the fictionalised bar from Horace and Pete?
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