Tumblr Cringe: Vol.4 

*I'm nap-kin*

*“If fat friends steals seat belt extension from airplanes, be supportive”* I’M SCREAMING

*Ways to assert your dominance* 1. T-Posing 2. Manspreading

"Health is a social construct" no sis if the doctor tells you that u have cancer u have cancer dosent matter if u feel good or not sis

Avengers: Infinifat Wars

As a surgical nurse, I'm disturbed by all the posts about health being a social construct. These people have really lost their damn minds.

Man, must be exhausting acting like a victim all day every day.

Look I'm fat too but buddy if u STEALING a seatbelt extension from a freakin AIRPLANE you need to calm down buddy lol

The burning question: What kind of reptile was Mary?

"Health is a social construct" No... Why would someone even say that? Do these people even have brains?

**insert tumblr user talking about rabies being a sexuality**

Lmao that person referring to "fat friend" as though it is some sort of new species

"The first question we need to ask is what kind of reptile was Mary" *I c a n t e v e n*

I'm despacito-kin

4 episodes in and i still can’t tell if these are real life stupid people, or just amazing satire.

The trans-Jesus discussion was honestly very interesting.

“Health is a social construct, you’re healthy if you feel good!” I mean, most people tend to feel pretty decent before they find out they’ve got a cyst or a tumor sooo

Though I hate the ppl on Tumblr, I really, really hope they just stay in their little corner of the internet forever and continue to provide us with senseless entertainment.

PLLEEAAASSEEE tell me the "serialkillerkin" one is fake... I cannot even begin to describe how wrong it is to say that you have the spirit of a man who lived a really sad and confusing life in you is.

“If you feel good then you are healthy.” I just watched an entire video on how someone was addicted to eating only French fries and didn’t think it was a problem bc he was young, active, and “felt fine.” Doctors told him he could have a heart attack at any moment.

I sexually identify as a Multigender Demishrek.

Still hoping this tumblr bs is one giant troll.

"transwomen are not women because only men can be transwomen" it started just like this? really? i can't

“Health is a social construct” I don’t know how to react to this

trans jesus was just hilarious, the voices are amazing

*INFINIFATS*

Or boys could wear condoms because I'm pretty sure vasectomies aren't reversible. But I'm not a doctor and I really don't feel comfortable googling that.

My fav parts are when you sound like gingy from shrek ya know

Do people actually believe health is a social construct? This is coming from someone who's pretty unhealthy and has an incurable disease too.

“infinifat?” Are you friends with outer space?

6:10 meth feels pretty good so i guess thats healthy

"Make kids have vasectomies" Ah, yes, putting kids through extreme pain. The highest of class.

"If you have never been a man you can't be a transwoman" that's how it works u figured it out congrats

‘Health is a social construct’ wtf

the voice you did at 5:10 had me dead. *I N T E R S E X E R A S U R E*

*TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS T R A N S J E S U S*

I like how they are worrying that Jesus might have been female, and not that he was born from a *VIRGIN* I'm pretty sure what gender he was is the least of your concerns. (I am a Christian btw)

If health is a social construct then what about mental health? Tumblr sjws are always going on about mental health

Me- hmmmm let’s go on Tumblr Otherkin- lol wings are so awkward Fat girl- omg men are fatphobic! >:( Me- no stop no no.

4:30 Okay! I feel like this is important... Even though most of what is absolutely ludicrous, it is true there are medical conditions can cause uncontrollable weight gain(or at least very hard to control)! One example is having an under-active thyroid, most people who have an under active thyroid can't eat a healthy amount of food without gaining a least a little bit of weight.

6:34 watch out for that guy if they’re serious about that

Comparing anti-kin to flat earth believers is like comparing a science book to a child book for 3 year olds. Honestly I don't get how anyone could compare a person who actually thinks with logic and knows ANGELS, DRAGONS ETC. DO NOT EXIST with a person who doesn't understand physics and gravity. smh Also, "professionals"? Please.

0:00 gotta throw the whole internet away now. 1:00 do we really need a guide on how to communicate with fat people? they are fat, not an alien. 4:54 and now imagine a dude doing that. They would lose their shit. 6:15 I feel I have good kidneys!... did I fix them now? Edit 8:48 should we call the police? future serial killer on the run.

I can't wait for the day that Tumblr publicly annouces its own language.

take a shot every time "fat" is said.

"language can be used as a method of oppression." Then stop talking. Simple solution

5:53 Omg I started working at a clothing store just over a week ago, and 2 days ago, a guy came in wearing a skirt and a girl's top and bought something over $50. We're supposed to give customers a coupon for every $50 they spend, & I forgot to give him his coupon since I'm still new to the job. Anyway, after he left the store I said "oh crap I forgot to give him his coupon." And one of my managers started LECTURING me saying "they were wearing girl's clothing and they COULD be non-binary, make sure you don't assume gender and use they/them pronouns." Like didn't you just assume he was non-binary?! Lmao it was a Tumblr cringe post in real life 🤦‍♀️

defining someone as “fat friend” sounds ruder than any of the “horrible” things on that list tbh

the smarter technology gets the stupider humanity gets

Ok, there's nothing wrong with being sex repulsed, but JESUS CHRIST THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

actually, jesus would have been referred to as "He" anyway because the "She" pronouns were created in Middle English, which was around the years 1150-1470.

While most of this is funny, I'd like to point out one thing - because you singled out the word - asexuality is a real thing. Scientists (most of 'em anyway) recognize it as the 4th sexual orientation (or lack thereof). I'm asexual. It doesn't mean I am without genitals or that I reproduce asexually, it just means I don't feel any sexual attraction to anyone, and it's not by choice like it is with celibacy or abstinence. Some will still have romantic attraction and will be in relationships, while others like myself can be aromantic and don't even care for that. There's a bit of a spectrum in that regard. The more you know~~~~~~~!

Dahmerkind? People can identify as other people now? guess im, Oprahkin

F A T F R I E N D

now look y’all i’m literally trans but these people are- REPEAT AFTER ME YOU NEED DYSPHORIA TO BE TRANS

"Health is defined by how you feel." *Someone on their death bed because of a cancerous disease that could kill them at any moment giving a thumbs up* "I FEEEEEL GOOD"

Do you think tumblr people are like the guy from Split. But instead of different people it’s their different genders.

I find it weird how they say we make gender a big deal, even though they're the ones who actually are. I don't really see a character's gender first, but I still sometimes mix up the gender of a character. When I find out the actual gender It's just 'oh' and I'm done. I'm not changing my viewpoint based on someone's gender. If these people just saw the same character, they would probably think they're transgender or just hate them for being male. Another thing is how they hate people who aren't little special snowflakes. I get it, being unique is nice, but what they're simply doing is trading gender stereotypes with different stuff. It's like 'Oh, look how that girl plays better then the boys! That means it's for girls now!' I'm betting that if these people reproduce, the gender stereotypes will be switched around. AND THESE PEOPLE SEEM TO DEDICATE THEIR LIVES TO THEIR GENDER. They're the ones making a big deal out of it. How about, instead of parading around your gender ring, actually contribute something else?? Like even a dead rat would be better, YOU CAN EAT IT. I'm just saying- they're hypocrites. They parade gender around more than us yet say we're the ones making a big deal about how you're either a boy or a girl. Like honestly, I don't give a shit. I guess you could ask me to not call you a boy or a girl, but I'll only call you by gender neutral pronouns. YET EVEN THEN SOMEONE GOT OFFENDED WHEN I SAID THEY WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW THEIR GENDER (I was just playing a game). And from what limited knowledge I have of Spanish, apparently multiple words in a sentence can change depending on the gender. Not sure if there's anything neutral, but why am I seeing none of that??

I work with Egyptian Gods too: Slifer, Obelisk, and Ra

"Health is a social construct" *COVID-19 RATE DROPS TO 0*

God was the Y chromosome

Nobody's answering the question to "What reptile was Mary," like, I'm interested?

I can’t download the fat podcast on my laptop, it’s taking up all my storage.

infinifats im dead

Health is defined by how you feel How you feel is defined by how healthy you eat. How healthy you eat defines how you feel (aka how much energy you have etc) We have come full circle in just a few seconds.

That post at 6:54 deserved to be burned

7:10 IF THIS IS REAL AND NOT SATIRE I SWEAR TO GOD

*"a m a n d a , y o u ' r e u s e l e s s"* 4:35

Tumblr cringe Did you mean *The entirety of Tumblr*

6:25 ah yep ive been shot in the head 5 times but i cant feel the pain welp guess im healty go away stop telling me im losing all my blood you oppressors

"What kind of reptile was Mary" breathed life back into my soul. That line was fucking golden 😂

fat acceptance isnt body positivity its telling ppl that being morbidly obese is okay

Trying to comprehend some of this shit is like trying to learn a new language I swear.

Okay, I'm supportive of trans people and the like, but this is going too far

3:07 friend: i have a cold me: spends my whole life researching about it

i agree with 9:35. Like, thats not a bad thing, let people be happy with what gender they prefer, dont force someone to hate their gender. Only start to sway people when it affects health.

That trans Jesus honestly got a laugh outta me and some interesting facts...

Thinking that health is simply a “social construct” is possible one of the most terrifying ideas I’ve heard from this site.

Omg, I've been doing a lot of research and I'm finally coming out as Netflixkin! Thanks for the support guys [Edit: it's a joke cuz I love Netflix, stop coming for me lmao]

so clearly the first question we need to ask was what kind of reptile was mary? then the video goes alright thats enough of that! and im like YES.

Im a little feminist. Not to the point where I think boys are less superior, I just wish they could understand everything we have to go through for the circle of life instead of making jokes about our periods. Personal story: My friend had her first period in school. She reached out to me but one of the boys overheard and basically told the entire class. Most of the boys were laughing, but some, like the ones that are actually my friends, weren't. Just putting it out there that not all feminism is bad. ❤=💙 Have a great day :)

Some autoimmune diseases can mess with metabolism and whatnot and increase the likelihood of ending up fat. It isn't common, but it's somewhat possible.

So- i'm Non Binary- and i say "the opposite gender" soooooo- am i against myself oorrr????

The freaking 'otherkin' posts make me scream

'' Reverse their vasectomy '' wtf i'm dying

I honestly have the best case of tumblr cringe. I know this person, we’ll call him Tum, who is otherkin. I mean, I have no problem with someone identifying as otherkin even though I think it’s weird. But here’s the thing- He’s “kin” with musical characters. Some examples would be Jeremy Heere and Evan Hansen. Musical characters. Like Tum, I think that’s called an obsession??? I went to visit Tum the other day, and boy do I have a story. We were playing some Mortal Kombat, like cool kids, I know, and I was like “Yo Tum can you get me some coffee?” And Jesus fuck, he yelled “CALL ME EVAN.” No. No. No. Stop. You weren’t Evan Hansen in a past life. He’s a character. (Another note, he’s “kin” with Homestuck characters. Some of the trolls. I’ve considered blocking his number.)

This whole gender thing... Gotta be honest,the only ones I take seriously are genderfluid,bigender and non-binary I'm sorry. A friend of mine after years of being together told me they were non-binary and didn't care about pronouns,later on it changed to genderfluid and the usually tell me how to call them,when they don't I automatically use singular they (like I'm doing right now). But I want to clear up this: my friend is a respectful logical person. Even they now this people are crazy and speak bullshit,they disagree with everything they say. So yeah,there is a pretty big difference.

I had to take a break midway in this I'm losing braincells

I identify as dovah-kin I'll see myself out

These always make my brain go AHHH

You know the “fat friend” one can also apply to tall peopl

JEFFREY. FUCKING. DAHMER.

why would saying the opposite sex means there's only two genders saying a dog is the opposite of a cat doesn't mean there are only two animals

i have a deathly illness that will kill me in 0.3 seconds but i feel good so i’ll live!!1!1

Theses videos make me burst out laughing, scratch my head in confusion and stare at the screen mortified, all at the same time. I like it, keep em coming 😹😹👍

7:47 clearly has no clue how a vasectomy works.

6:00 that voice lmfaoo

10:40 Actually, actually... in reptiles sex is not decided by chromosomes, but by the temperature in which the egg is hatched. So if an all female partenogenetic species is present it is because the genetic possibility of a male is none existant though it might be possible to create a male by using extreme temperatures (which would probably kill the fetus in the long run) or by using hormones.

There's this girl I used to be friends with in primary school. I recall her spending a lot of time on tumblr during her teen years, and now, at 22, she still posts a lot of these posts unironically on her social media.

"Health is a social construct" LMFAO GIRL WHAT??