usa vs uk politics 2 

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USA politics: terrifyingly fake UK politics: terrifyingly real

US politics: lawful evil UK politics: chaotic neutral

Americans : trying to show how alpha they are British : trying to show how British they are

UK: Intelligence in a stupid way USA: Stupid in a intelligent way

I love how British parliament has a guy dedicated to screaming order

BBC reporter: do you regret those come- Boris Johnson: T E A

"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" Now... That's what i call an insult.

"...defend your homes and-" "Boring. This is boring. We want some jokes." My boy became political just to hear politicians joke around

How UK politicians vent rage: *Scream at each other* How US politicians vent rage: *Pass legislation which negatively effects people*

I thought bernie was missing the shots and it zoomed out to show him effortlessly making all of them and not a single person showing an ounce of life killed me.

1:44 "One of whom said to me" "Who are you?" Half of parliament erupts. The poor man

US politics: *Lack of honesty which leads to incompetence* UK politics: *Overdose of honesty which leads to some ridiculous moments*

“You are a Master of DISORDER man!“ is the best insult

Now Bernie vs Boris is a basketball game I'm willing to watch.

Honestly, I prefer the UK parliament, they seem more human and sincere, while the US is like robots

"I'm Ted Cruz and these aren't my real children."

"You have to pass the bill to find out what is in it." The sum of the american legislature.

America: silence UK: sitcom Canada: Twitter with slightly better moderation

America: "Tell us some jokes!" Britian: "Have a cup of tea."

The most accurate way i've seen the political differences between the two is as follows: In the US, politicians try to convince you that they're the "good guy" and the other is "the bad guy" In the UK, politicians try to convince you that they're intelligent and the other is an idiot That is the difference.

US Politics: Silent, usually a half-dead guy in the back UK Politics: Now it's time to get funky

I think the interactions between the Queen and Trump is hilarious: he doesn’t look like he has a clue as to what’s going on and she’s telling him where to go

“supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies” PLEASEEE this is still so iconic

Take 394: “I'm Ted Cruz and please help me, I'm being held at gunpoint and haven't been fed in 3 days”

“You’ll have to see us pass the Bill to see what’s in it.” American politics may be quiet, but terrifying.

That was the most passive aggressive tea offer I've ever seen

3:39 wow Theresa May really wasn’t even trying to feign some respect for Putin😭

America: It's Diet, not Diabetes. Great Britain: YOU ARE A MASTER OF DISORDER MR. STEWARD!

Guys, I think Ted Cruz approves this message.

I'm Ted Cruz and today I'm going to be reading Green Eggs and Ham.

Despite the absolute clown that Boris is, I find the tea thing quite funny and applicable to any famous person being constantly questioned by media and paparazzi.

i have just found out that at 1:20, bercow was talking to my local mp. feels lovely to have the master of disorder himself represent my constituency.

1:19 I don’t REQUIRE advice on order from you MISTER STEEEEEEWART

“Please clap” That’s just sad

“But we have to pass the bill so you’ll know whats in it” best quote ever

It’s like a scene from the office

Reporter: *Asking Boris serious questions* Boris: All I can do is offer you a cup of tea

US politics: we’ll pretend like we care about the country lol UK politics: average discord voice call

American politics outside of the debates: *threats and sometimes violence* British politics outside of the debates: *"would you like a cup of tea?"*

You can tell that by take fifteen, Ted Cruz' kids are getting really sick of doing this shit over and over.

US politics: let's just pretend i care UK politics: ACE ATTORNEY

“Do you regr-“ *”WOULD U LIKE A CUP OF TEA?!?!?*

As an American, it never ceases to amaze me the advanced level of English which English people speak. I watched Borris say "supine protoplasmic invertebrate" and thought what percent of our congress knows what that even means?

UK politics: bunch of incoherent yet fancy yelling US politics: i M t E D c r U z a N D i A P r o V e T h I s M E s S a g E

Jeb Bush's whole campaign summarzied in: "Please Clap"

"I'm Ted Cruz and you're watching Disney Channel."

I was waiting a whole 3 seconds for the sequel, glad to watch it

Boris Johnson Is if you put 10 charisma on a fallout 3 character

Then there is italian politics: too loud and messy to be like the US's, but not witty enough to be like the UK's

I was literally dying when Boris started giving out tea

He’s Ted Cruze, and he approves this message.

Legend has it that Ted Cruz is still trying to approve that message.

1:14 such a small clip with so much character.

Corbyn slapping that woman’s breast is the funniest shit I’ve seen 💀

" _we have to pass the bill in order for you to find out what's in it_ " Definitely no corruption here

3:38 why do they look like two siblings who's mom forced them to apologize to each other after a fight

“We have to pass the Bill so you can find out what is in it” that’s absolutely terrifying if you can’t explain something before your trying to get it to work.

After the basketball clips I was fully expecting you to add the clip of boris absolutely flattening a child and stacking it after🤣

USA: we will say this but do another UK: we just got out of the pub but now we must talk politics

“Supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies” No coming back from that.

1:15 love how everybody's dressed like some sort of wizard/clown/vampire.

Boris Johnson serving tea was the most wholesome thing I saw today ahaha

Reporter: asks a very very important question Boris: Can I offer you tea in this trying times

Bernie is so old he hasn't heard about the jump shot

"I don't require advice on order from you Mr. Stewart... You're master of disorder man", he said in a posh British accent

"I'm Ted Cruze and this is my favorite store on the Citadel"

3:44 are they shooting with cameras or machine guns???

1:16 God that rainbow circle tie is so wonderful

That failed high-five at 3:50 though, I can't 😂

3:56 he's basically saying "peace" is a business

3:15 I’ve never heard such a creative and confusing insult

“We have to pass the bill for you to find out what’s in it.” Wtf dawg that ain’t how it supposed to work

Bro the uk parlament it's like me classrom when someone makes a "your mom" joke to someone

Boris Johnson walking down the street with a full tea tray and letting random people have tea is the most British thing ever

I love how Tez Cruz's mum makes that lil head/face gesture after he says 'for hours' like 'son I got things to do, I ain't praying for *hours* for you'

Ted's girls look like they're losing the will to live

Boris is over there giving out tea while we're scratching our heads trying to figure out Obama's last name

1:39 Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn is heckled by the opposition a Conservative MP who says in response to JCs rehtorical question, "Who are you."

Yo you should have the added the clip of big man Boris rugby tackling a kid that clip gets me everytime 😂

God our accent isn't that hard to understand the guys actually just talking clear English in a Scottish accent

i am literally crying because 'Diet nOT diABEtes' got an applause

boris giving the reporters a cup of tea made my day

"During the investigation we have found several children in your basement what do you have to say for yourself?" "Have. A. Cup. Of. Tea."

“Who are you?” will always be one of the most legendary remarks in the British political system.

The madman finally uploaded part two, we are not worthy

Journo: could I ask u a couple of question? Boris: no but u can have a cup of tea

English have such an underrated hilarious sense of humour 😂

I don't like the Conservatives or Boris Johnson, but god damn he can be fucking hilarious sometimes.

Legend says ted cruz is still trying to approve that message to this day.

After successfully avoiding the questions by offering TEA Boris : I made them an offer they couldn't refuse.

uploaded on my birthday i love it

The best moment from American politics has to be “please clap” 😂😂😂

Whos the guy that says “master of disorder” he has such a cool voice and massive head

Boris's hair always looks messy regardless of where he is or what he's doing

2:51 Boris will never be ballin-

This video is great. It completely flips the stereotypes about the UK and the US on their heads. The UK is shown not to be the stuffy, rigid, excruciatingly formal place the US often portrays it to be. Equally, we're reminded that US culture perhaps isn't necessarily represented by a Clint Eastwood (a rugged individual free to determine his own destiny), but perhaps by Ted Cruz, a puritanical, clean-cut family man unable to express the slightest individuality.

“Hon, I was thinking steak tonight, how does that sound?” *”I’m Ted Cruz and I approve this message”*

"I don't' require advice on disorder from YOU Mr. Stewart! You are master of disorder!!!!" I want this guy to argue my phone bill for me.

“Have a cup o tea” that is the most British thing I think that I have heard in my life