Vaseline Sausage 

It'll be his magnus opus 😂👌

or the foreskins sausage

Dawn of a new day

the true fire sausage

Napalm sausage

That's just the 'can't sue us if you eat it and somehow die since it's not marketed / rated as edible' warning. Petroleum jelly isn't toxic generally but if you eat too much it will lube your insides with unpleasant results.

Perfect for a sausage!

It's funny because it's true

to be fair it technically still is safe, just not meant for ingesting lol

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My first thought was "oh god he's never gonna get it out of the grinder" so I'm glad he didnt run it through

Unsubbed

#WeWantGroundVaselineOrWeRiotMaybe?IDKman

@@markb5249 That's the fun though. It'll provide flavor and texture for the next few experiments.

old Mr. Sausage would have filled the casing entirely with vaseline

as a canadian, this is how we eat lobster

he’ll never financially recover

Its traditional on canadian thanksgiving ​@@FirstnameLastname-sb3hj

I've never been to New Brunswick but that's the most NB thing I've ever heard 😂

I've seen you ask this for like a year now

I need to see a steak in a juicer now

I know you think if you say it enough, it'll come true, but could you just say it in your head from here on out?

​@@GlassbrainZ furry detected, opinion rejected

like some sort of steak frankenstein steakenstein

That sounds so foul. He should definitely rehydrate it in a vacuum sealed bag.

She's got a life insurance policy on Mr sausage

Easier than a divorce

She's not the one who has to eat it, not her problem

She was waiting for his sausage with vaseline

@@TrevorTroveShe claimed she bought a second policy in a previous video

Me too

Me three

Me four

Me five

Me six

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Well that label only accounts for it being uncooked

Imagine if we find out later that Mr Sausage actually died of this and this is the last episode we ever get

it's not real vaseline

The man eats sausages for a living. She got a big life insurance plan on him.

Vaseline isn't poisonous!

That's one funny way to spice up a slightly known fact

At least not before gasoline sausage

​@@OldManInternet AND my Natto Bean in All Natural Condom (Sheep intestine) sausage gets made, as I donated $20 for that baby! _(during a live stream)_ 😅

You know that will goes crazy

Omg Natto sausage is evil lol

@@proletariatbourgeoisie9929 😈 Although, a few had commented on my routine suggestion comments, saying they've made sausages using it and it's very good, and as long as he doesn't grind the beans, it shouldn't stink _too_ bad... But of course, he'll no doubt grind them lol Either way, I'm just as much here for the comedy as I am culinary discoveries, so it's a win no matter what!

I was expecting an F slur or two, she was getting a little heated 👀

@@smughorseWhat? That seems like a massive step up from the teasing present in the video.

Cant wait for the drastic jump into OnlySausage

​@@smughorseyou expected her to call him a f4g?

That's the price Mr. Sausage pays for stinking up the house with surstromming

I just absolutely hate that "anal leakage" is a real medical term.

fun fact, the original creator of vaseline lived well into his 90's and claimed the reason for his old age was eating a spoonful of thew stuff every day

Don't threaten me with a good time

No need for lube if you want to have a good time with the boys

Vaseline is basically biologically inert, it's not _un_safe to eat. Also that anal leakage bit is a myth, Olestra consumption is not associated with diarrhoea except when eaten in large amounts over a short period of time; drinking a pint of olive oil would give you the exact same problem.

That’s exactly what I did too hahaha

I was more aww jeez

Laughed the whole time in public. Nah it's really that bad

I was definitely expecting that

It's a taste ranking, not an after-effects ranking!

Except it is NOT actively poisonous!

Remember, he gave the cat food sausage a 3. This is a little better than food made for cats.

comes in handy for lots of things, I like it in bread and mashed potatoes

Throught all the trials and tribulations, despite everything, yet culinary discoveries are made.

Good thing i was not alone!

Unfortunately that also means that a 3.5/5 is the highest score it can get

Good thing Mr. Sausage had Vaseline for those *serious* *burns.*

A 5/5 indeed

On his own "sausage" 😏😏

You what

Why isn't this one sponsored by Adam and Eve??

@@brugbo613 **glass shatter sound effect** *DEMONETIZED*

Fast and bulbous

@@MandrakeFernflower as all good things are

I'm surprised, I could almost say I saw him doing that yesterday

​@@MandrakeFernflower That's right, "The Mascara Snake!" Fast and bulbous!

Ooh a wild RoachDoggJr!

some of us maidenless guys would take any reason to use our stash for any good reason

Vaseline IS edible, but agreed nonetheless.

Consider nothing, become unhinged!

@@ShadowRulah see? now your getting it, safety is the 5th priority!

It's edible. It can only harm you if you eat it every day. It makes you crap your insides out

A RoachDoggJr living free and in the wild

That actually could be delicious

Changed chemical components that make it less safe maybe?

​@@averyharley2197 its basically 1 ingredient, more likely they captured a larger market when they didnt mention poop

@@averyharley2197 It's not marketed or inspected as a foodstuff so the label is purely to prevent lawsuits like that stupid 'This product will cause cancer in California' label they slap on everything just in case you crack open your refrigerator to drink the forbidden Kool Aid. (Note: This message contains words and phrases that may cause cancer in California.)

​@@SeveralGhost why not both? chances of random long-chain hydrocarbons being carcinogenic is reasonable...

Maybe the owner of the company also owns a laxative product and didn't want them cutting in on each other?

Why are you cursing the One who made you, and paid the penalty for your sin? Seriously, did you think about this before you typed it out? What benefit does this serve you? If you have ever lied, stolen something, used God’s name in vain (like you just did), looked at someone with lust (which is adultery in the heart), you are then a liar, a thief, a blasphemer and an adulterer at heart if you’ve done all those things. The punishment for sin is death. That means hell. You may think you’re a good person but this comment alone proved otherwise. No amount of good works you can do can save you. It wouldn’t work in a court of law and it won’t work with God. That’s the bad news but here’s the good news. Jesus Christ , the one you cursed, lived a perfect sinless life, died and rose again, defeating death and sin. The wages of sin is death, Jesus paid the fine. If you had court fines and someone else pays them, you’re off the hook! And even a sin as vile and awful as the one you committed with this comment can be forgiven and you can avoid hell if you repent of your sins and trust in Jesus to save you, not your own goodness. You may not believe Jesus exists, but then why curse Him to begin with? Not to mention, your lack of belief will not keep judgment day from happening. Please, repent and trust in Jesus. There is no other way to be saved from hell.

don't use Gods name (Jesus) in vain.

U seem to have attracted christbots to your replies. Jesus fucking Christ! Nero was right.

​@@KamiNoRanger99NPC response

The pilgrimage is a good one. Enjoy your spiritual enlightenment along the way

He didn't even do meat in the early videos, typically he'd just fill a casing with whatever, so he's grown considerably more culinary over time.

simp

truly an iconic line

Baha why no

happy birthday! vaseline sausages for you

Happy Birthday!

The best kind of edible!

@@cradiculous it's also a laxative, but only in large enough quantities. It's also in swedish fish!

Anything can be edible, doesn't mean it won't make you sick

It did win the best frying oil contest with William Osman. I think it was the cheapest too.

@@em4151 my thoughts exactly

We may need to start a petition for gasoline sausage 🤔