My Netflix and No Chill Story 

"It takes a while to wash this UGLY of my face.." ME: 🤣😂

-My MiNdS TeLLiNg Me No- -BuT mY bOdY- -mY bOdY's TeLLiNg Me YeS-

“Wakanda Forever” - Chadwick Boseman, R.I.P 2020, He will forever live on ♾.

my heart when he said Wakanda forever, may u rest in peace Chadwick

I got invited to a Netflix and chill but on arrival I found out they didn’t even have Netflix...bruh what kinda scam

The spongebob underwear was needed in this, very important

"Do you think he has his gun on him" "He definitely has his gun on him" 🤣🤣🤣

The “wakanda forever” hits different now😭😭

The spongebob underwear was the most important detail

BREAKING NEWS: Spongebob underwear sales spike by 200% after the making of this video.

Can we all just take a second to appreciate his Spanish?? 3:21 *“¡MIRA!”* ngl in tense situations my spanish comes out first 💀

4:42 “there’s this up-and-coming player Ninja here,” that sounds really weird to hear at a fortnite tournament lmao

“IM TOTALLY DEFENSELESS!” **shows james harden**

"When I pull up on yo' spot with full tactical gear and a rocket launcher on deck, don't be lookin confluzed." I SCREAMED LMAOOOO

He puts James harden playing defense when he says he’s defenseless 😂😂😂I’m dead

The fact he wears SpongeBob boxers, now come to your throne king

3:53 the cement 4's lookin fresh boiii

3:55 BOOM! WAKANDA FOREVER!

3:55 *Black Panther meme* 2020 me: Sad times.

“I could’ve been home, enjoying a romantic dinner for one in my spongbob tighty whities watching PLL” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*We're* *_JuSt HoMiEs_*

Oh my gosh that quote, "This is how I die." My mind gets very panicked in stressful situations so I always think the worst. I would think the exact same thing.

This SpongeBob underwear has been through so many adventures! And it's definitely important to the story!

My name being lauren and haveing blonde hair be like:👁💧👄💧👁

Anyone else low key worried about poor Lauren alone with her psycho dad who clearly snuck there purposely when her mom wasn't home????

I'm too broke for Netflix so when girls come over it's Antenna and Dilemma.

I was laughing so hard when he started singing mY BODYYYYY 😂

this video has been popping up on my recommended for like 3 years straight and will never go away. no matter how many times i watch it

Kicks down the door: WAKANDA FOREVER 😂😂😂😂😂

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WAKANDA FOREVER PART HAD MY BURST OUT LAUGHING TIL TEARS RAN DOWN MY CHEEKS

Wakanda forever means something far more than it ever did now! R.I.P 👑

De-fense-less Harden joke hit me hard, got me rolling on the floor.

I like that your on-shoulder devil ALSO has Spongebob underwear. *Consistency yo.*

*BUT MY BODY, MY BODY. IS TELLING ME YES*

I respect the fact that y’all are just friends

Swozzie:wakanda for ever Me: that didn’t age well

“Im not going outside he’s gonna kill me” Swoozie: “what you think he gone do to me!”

MY MIND IS TELLING ME *NOOOOOOOOO* BUT MY *BOOOODY* , MY *BOOOOOOOOOOOODDDYYYY* IS TELLING ME *YEEEEEEEESSSSSS*

That “wakanda forever”,, rip man🤧

1:10 how is no one talking about how hilarious that singing is 🤣🤣 been thinking about that clip the last couple days and finally found it!

3:54 "I kick the door open. BOOM! WAKANDA FOREVER!! 👌 lol

I died when he said *WAKANDA FOREVER* 😂😂

If I had a nickel for every time swooz said the SpongeBob underwear was important to the story, I would have to nickels, which isn't a lot but it's still wierd that it happened twice

*idk what I expected from this story, but I'm glad Swooze always surprises* 😂😂

Ha! I'm not the only one who wears spongebob underwear!

"Hey, What's your name?" "ada-*cough*Adande"

Man im not even kidding, ive never laughed so hard at a youtube video in my life. This is amazing, so glad I stumbled across your videos!

The singing was actually good and I’ve watched this video like 78 times

Honestly fellas. We just need to stay home, stay in our spongebob tighty whiteys, and just enjoy some pizza

"Defenseless" with the James Harden😂😂😂

The first weak tone from What's your name situation from the dad has killed me maan..that a relational situation😂😂😂

If she says she is home alone and asks you to come over at 1am you are most def more than just friends my guy

1:11. “MY MIND’s TELLIN’ ME NOOOOOOOO, BUT MY BODY,... MY BODY IS TELLIN ME YESSSSSSSSSS!”

That singing scene cracked me up 😂😂😂😂

Swooz with the cords doe I had to hold back my loud ass laugh I didn’t expect that💀💀

3:56 kicks down door:WAKANDA FOREVER Me: dying of laughter*😂😂😂😂😂😂X_X dead

“I kick open the door.” “Boom!” “Wakanda forever!” 😂 I’m dead

Moral of the story: Chilling by yourself in Sponge Bob undies > Netflix & Chill

“Conflused” 😂😂

These jokes are great, always need to get SWAT Protection 😂😂👏🏽

Yooo this my first time watching this RU-vidr and I love him🤣

These stories are about my favorite

I love the part when he says Wakanda forever 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

3:55 hits different...

That James Harden reference😂 3:30

"RU-vid only allows family friendly content" *Glances at thumbnail*

I can watch these all the time and still laugh

I love the animation with your stories.

You want too Netflix and chill No I want too Hulu and break up Well time to pornhub and cry

“Washing all the ugly off my face.” : Daily struggle

My laughter just kicked in when he pulled up with the god damn R P I suit and the rocket luanched

i like how when swoozie is in his car, the BMW is a newer generation, when its parked in the driveway, its an older generation 5series, not a new 3 series, and then it turns to the back showing a back of yet another 3 series, but in the early 20 tens

When Swoozie Said he was defenseless and showed James harden I died immediately 🤣🤣😂☠️💀

Love the clip with Myth at the end!

“So know I’m coar at 1:30am” “My mind telling me nooo but my body mY body iS tElLing my yes”

3:50 is legit the reason I watch swoozie

“WaKaNdA fOrEvEr” 😂😂IVE NEVER SUBSCRIBED YO SOMEONE SO QUICK BRUH😂

*_"I kick open the door. BOOM! WAKANDA FOREVER"_* 😂😆😁 LMAO

I'm extremely sorry this happened stay healthy. :)

1:10 IM IN TEARS 🤣🤣😂😂😂 I replayed that part so many times lol

"Wakanda forever!" How about Wakanda sometimes?

I feels nice as hell to see a new Swoozie video in my sub box

Just caught the “Up and coming player, Ninja.” my how time flies

1:16 "my baaaaaaaadddyyy is telling me yes" 😂

3:54 WAKANDA FOREVER

“Because he’s cocoo for coco puffs”

Ah yes. I too, have fallen into this trap. Got the "my parents are out of town" routine, so here I go - driving my bright red Mustang (that everybody in town knows belongs to me) over to ol girl's house. We watch a movie and then...."chill." So there we were...just chilling in her bedroom.....in her bed....watching TV....when all of sudden, here comes her parents walking in the front door. Never spoke to that chick ever again after that.

My guy said coco with coco hops and sponge Bob underwear and wakanda forever 😂😂😂 this guy is soooooo funny one of the best animation creator

3:55 WAKANDA FOREVA!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:19 there’s a white truck blocking my cwar

Love how he tells the story😂

Some of the best music I’ve ever heard

Swoozie used *JAMES HARDEN* as a example of his defense.....OMG XDD!?!?

00:51 *"MUHAHAHAHAAA IT'S BOUT TO GO.... DOWN!"* I just busted out laughing at my job in a silent room because of that part, not everybody's looking at me like I'm crazy.

Sorry I am dead because I died when he said “boom, WAKANDA FOREVER”

that singing was beautiful!!!

“Oh ok this is how I die” I died right there😂

Who needs sleep when you have Swoozie?

the james harden reference when talking bout having no defence gets me on a different level

the last part was my fave man hahaha full swat suit hahaha