[Vinesauce] Vinny - The Illogical Journey of the Zambonis 

The fact that Vinny went through this without any prior knowledge of the Zoombinis makes this 100x more hysterical

this narrator has collected EVERY vaguely european accent, and they meld over the course of the game, like a whole rainbow of putty turning gray

Well-written existential nihilism disguised as a clever reference to a children's video game. This is truly a medium of endless possibilities.

As far as writing goes, this is really good..

I was half awake during the stream when the zamboni song at the end was playing and I thought I was just having some absurd, bizarre dream.

In the beginning I thought Reg somehow hacked himself into Vinny's stream.

the writing is good. like seriously good. i want more.

So for those of you who don't get it, this is a parody of an old edutainment game called The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis. You guided a group of little ball things called Zoombinis and learned about logic along the way. It could get pretty intense, like I think on the hardest difficulty you had to make full logic tables?

The original Zoombini game was fantastic, but this game's lore took it up to eleven.

Vinny needs to do a Zambonis Song cover.

the writing in this was amazing

And to think, some people still don't see the artistic merit of video games.

this game is going to be something i remember forever... its like genuinely not even heavy-handed, i think? it does what its trying to do incredibly well. it sticks with you and makes you feel like you experienced *something* and you just feel kind of weird afterwards. i love this game. zam-boniii, zam-bonii, zam-boniii, zambooniiiiiii

I clicked on the video thinking he was playing a Zoombinis game. Turns out I misread the title.

This feels like a dark animal documentary.

Vinny, guess what. I am a zamboni driver. I'm at work right now about to go on the ice and I saw the thumbnail and did a double take

zamboni once told me

Okay, Vinnie, you HAVE to play the original Logical Journey of the Zoombinis on stream. It's got quite enjoyable music and atmosphere. It's supposed to be a logic game for kids, but it can be quite enjoyable for adults, especially on higher difficulties.

Jabronis

Three and a half years later and I still can't get that fucking song out of my head, it plays in my brain everytime I watch hockey...

This game, this damn game made me care more about non-sentiant zambonies in 10 minutes than other games that have hours to do so

Honestly, the way he transitioned into the bridge voices was masterful. Noyb is a pretty good VA.

we need the zamboni soundtrack

Zamboni once told me a bridge would sneeze and blow me right of the fucking edge of a cliiifffff Made some pizza for a troll and he took our youngest soul so we ate his sausage pizza intestines

It took me until the narrator said absurd but is he trying a Herzog impression??? His perspective is fitting on these strange games, he should start a LP channel.

My favorite moment of this stream was how much the chat hated the theme song and how much Vinny didn't care.

Man, now I want to see Vinny play Zoombinis, too. Maybe someone should send him the Steam remake so he can stream it.

This vid might be 5 years old by now but it holds up so well that i rewatch it every now and then

I really want him to play Zoombinis now it's such a good game

The real cars 3 trailer.

i watched this live and im still not 100% sure if it was just me being fucking high

this was such a sad game

I, too, enjoy a million Noyb's singing "Zamboni" to me at once.

You know this is some serious shit when the game opens with the corpses of innumerable zambonis tumbling into the abyss.

Years later and I'm still singing this! STILL! SEND HELP

i don't understand. why is this actually well-written. how is this actually well-written.

I never watch youtube anymore, except for occasional Vincent Sauce streams. At all times such activity is a quality one-hour break.

Zamboni

oh god here we go again with the weird trip where is my LSD

I can't believe i got that into the story, like holy shit i just watched the whole thing in fullscreen from start to end.

I expect this will soon be made into a NatGeo documentary.

Zamboni must be a subspecies of bingus

The miserable journey of a broken zamboni

This game gave me a Zamboner

I remember catching this live when I was younger and I couldn't stop laughing, but I needed to since everyone else in the house was asleep.

I want the guy who sang the theme song to this game to know that I've fallen asleep to his singing and have heard it in my dreams multiple times.

The overlapping zamboni song at the end made all the depression dissapear.

I'm a broken man now.

I hate to be *that* guy, but seriously I hate how catchy that Zamboni song is. Like, I can't stop singing it... ~Zaaaaamboni, Zaaaaaamboni, Zaaaaamboni-i-iiiii (repeat)

Watched this on stream... holy shit what a game

the zoombinis game freaked me out as a kid and weirdly enough this zamboni parody still makes me feel uncomfortable

I have the weirdest zamboner

It's probably been said before but Vinny should really play the original game that this is parodying

welcome children of vinny

I'm not sure if I should cry or laugh.

Maybe this game was made by Reg and Vinny from another world

At first I thought he was streaming with someone else

This was a beautiful adventure life.

surprisingly good writing

Now Vinny needs to play actual zoombinis

I just noticed the guy who made Sluggish Morss is in the credits as a tester. Jack King Spooner.

I thought one of the mods was playing this with him at first, a lot of them have voice tones similar to the zamboni dude's voice. I was incredibly pleased to find it was the game's menu theme.

Prob my all time fav Vinny stream

I found this in 2021 thanks to the clip channel and I'm grateful for discovering this enthralling experience.

All Zambonis Go To Zimbabwe. Or Zambia. Whichever has nicer weather at the time.

This might be the best song I've ever heard.

I'm trying to find the Zamboni song. Someone help me out. it's beautiful.

Zamboni title music beats red vox any day

Zamboni Zamboni Zamboni~ ZAMBONI once told me the WORLD is gonna bone me I ain't the sharpest tool in the she~d. I was lookin' kind of dumb with my finger in my bum and the shit, of an elk, on my forehead Well the deaths start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the trolls and I find it quite stunnin' Didn't make sense not to think or run Your brain gets smashed and your head gets crunched So much despair, so much deceit So what's wrong with hiding in bed sheets? You'll never cry if you don't go It's cruel out there, don't be a hero Here now, in the low-bar, get your lame on, go cry. Woah now, it's the death star, how did that shit, get made? And now the whole world is go~ne Shame I'm left out here in the co~ld It's a cool place and they say it gets colder Nothing to do now except for to get older But the meteor men, bad news deliver Judging by the hole in space it's a fissure The ice we skate, is getting pretty thin Thing's getting big and looks like I can't swim My blood's on fire, I'm distraught That's the way I like it so I'll never get bored Hey now, time to go hard, get my game on, long way Hey now, didn't go far, drifting slow to, the grave All that glitters is go~ne If only shooting stars I could hold (Back in my room) (Back in my room) (Back in my room) (Back in my room) Here now, in the low-bar, got no fame to, relay Hey now, it's a long-shot, get my flow on, remake This song that's overdo~ne Only make it da~rk Zamboni was tasked "Could you please get off my ass" "I need to get away from your face" There they sat, lookin' upset Had more enough of living I'd bet All they seem to go through is pa~in Hey now, this has gone far, much too long now, de-lay Bye now, have a good larf, I really tried to, cre-ate Something that wouldn't su~ck Only now it's do~ne, this was bold All that work and for wh~at Only this last li~ne, then I fo~ld.

That freaking song is stuck in my head now..

Is the Zamboni song the new Do your best? This better be featured in a future repainted game.

I love how in stark contrast to the actual Zoombinis trilogy, where everything is meant to be in the player’s control as they figure everything out, that this game has the player’s actions fundamentally meaningless, with even the cliffs saying that they player shouldn’t read any intent as to which zambonis die as every puzzle is completely out of the player’s control with nothing making a difference, truly whittling down the player’s and the zambonis’ sprits due to every puzzle being rigged or completely randomized and unpredictable with a predetermined outcome.

I would have thought he had played the original before this, I didn't even know this was a thing until today, it's a shame because he wouldn't be able to fully appreciate this unless he played the original. Although this is ridiculous enough it doesn't matter so much. After watching this it would only make the pain worse...this was amazing though.

Pretty accurate to the actual zoobinies games....wait....uh it kinda is anyways. Freaken depressing ending

One of vinnies bests

I require to return to this stream every once in a while.

To this day, this song is in my head from time to time. Help me Binyot. Help me. Booti pls help.

Closed captions during the zamboni song is incredible

The PepSecret Life of Jabronis

The song lives in my head rent free

Telltales the living zambonis?

This was an experience. I feel trancendent.

This took a surprisingly dark turn ;(

Stunning

This game is oddly depressing.

Sadly can confirm there is no way to save the zambonis. They are dead. Just like your hopes and dreams. They died for you sins. I see no nails.

I can swear that he snuck a few "somepony" in there.

Vinny finds the most unexpectedly brilliant things. Only in a Vinny stream featuring a game about Zambonis will you find so much laugh-out-loud dark humor.

Anyone else re-watching this because Vinny keeps singing the menu song in more recent streams?

Jabroni

I'm guessing the creator played Zoombinis a lot, got extremely frustrated by every puzzle, and made this game out of spite

zamboni

This is art

Watch the beginning with auto-generated captions on

That was amazing.

I want that opening song....for personal uses because I'm in my school's tv class I'll leave it at that XD

Watching this stoned af is an amazing experience

They sent everything to shit except for the writing wich was pretty impresive

The choir of the Zambonis still lives on in the nightmares of the fallen

This is amazing. You have found quite a gem again Viny. I played the Zombini game when I was a kid. it is a game supposed to teach you logic and math. the original is on steam, I wonder if you'll give it a try for fun some time. maybe it's more of a thing for someone else in vinesauce though.... definitely give it a try you'll get this zamboni game even more.