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Washington DC experiences taxation without representation. It's also missing from rhyming state songs. John Oliver and a group of singing children fix one of these problems.
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@ComfortBlades
@ComfortBlades 8 лет назад
"I will not _yield_, sir!" -Eleanor Holmes Norton. Fuck, she's a badass.
@torkblades
@torkblades 8 лет назад
ComfortBlades Swear to god, if I saw that on TV I would have had to check that I wasn't watching a political drama. She said it with the passion and gusto I don't think I've seen in a long time.
@LorenzoDoesntExist
@LorenzoDoesntExist 8 лет назад
ComfortBlades Thanks for pointing that out.
@ComfortBlades
@ComfortBlades 8 лет назад
SAGE Thanks for the sarcasm.
@burns83
@burns83 8 лет назад
+ComfortBlades Road badass also : S
@wsm918
@wsm918 8 лет назад
ComfortBlades Yeah, She also did Greatest parking job ever!! Nonetheless, DC needs representation LOL
@BuFFoTheArtClown
@BuFFoTheArtClown 8 лет назад
As a Floridian, I approve.
@Horse6L
@Horse6L 8 лет назад
BuFFoTheArtClown Florida would be better off without the debt ridden tyrants in D.C.
@Cursed_Mark
@Cursed_Mark 8 лет назад
Horse6L Funny typo. As America's wang, Florida has always been odd.
@GENERICCEREAL67
@GENERICCEREAL67 8 лет назад
BuFFoTheArtClown I dont think Florida should have any rights or representation in government until your state gets its shit together.
@TachibanaTengoku
@TachibanaTengoku 8 лет назад
GENERICCEREAL67 i dont think florida is that bad :( texas is just as bad!
@zachmayer329
@zachmayer329 8 лет назад
Nathan Zimmerman You so hilarious! Preach on!
@yohei72
@yohei72 3 года назад
2:35 - "We're the only democracy in the world that does this." John and his staff should record this line so he can just press a button and play it, since he needs to say about every other episode.
@iamtheonewhocomments201
@iamtheonewhocomments201 2 года назад
We're the only democracy that has many of it's population that wants to make decisions after getting drunk and watching a late late night show that only dispshits watch.
@YouTubesucksdick
@YouTubesucksdick Год назад
Underrated
@agatahamers
@agatahamers Год назад
kuhglhguil
@owenglenn4298
@owenglenn4298 Год назад
Uk has the same system for the speakers constituency.
@nienke7713
@nienke7713 Год назад
​@@owenglenn4298that's problematic too, but not quite the same. The speaker can at least change and with that the constituency. It would be more like if London was not allowed to have representation in the house of commons because parliament is located in London.
@Raz.C
@Raz.C 4 года назад
"To be fair, I'll say: that song used to be a LOT longer!" That has to be one of the funniest things John Oliver has ever said...
@andilezola
@andilezola Год назад
Colonies 😂
@alpaczka6078
@alpaczka6078 Год назад
@@andilezola They stole the " sum never sets " from vaushite empire?
@anthonyserocco2774
@anthonyserocco2774 8 лет назад
Give statehood to all of our territories. If they're called Americans, we should treat them like Americans.
@keixcruick90
@keixcruick90 8 лет назад
Anthony Serocco America doesn't even treat Americans like it's supposed to treat Americans.
@ChefOlbricht
@ChefOlbricht 8 лет назад
Anthony Serocco Ironically, your comment currently has 51 up-votes.
@thedman05
@thedman05 8 лет назад
KISalvatore This comment is so on point that it's not even funny
@davehugstrees
@davehugstrees 8 лет назад
Puerto Rico voted against becoming a state as recently as 2012. They don't want to because then they would have to follow some of the nonsense laws.
@JeremysCrazyMind
@JeremysCrazyMind 8 лет назад
Anthony Serocco Not Americans. American Nationals.
@philippinesball5058
@philippinesball5058 7 лет назад
That congresswoman was spitting fire 🔥
@shinmalphur2734
@shinmalphur2734 6 лет назад
Californium Roblox Channel pure 🐉 fire 🔥
@thesoundofthesuburbs
@thesoundofthesuburbs 6 лет назад
That delegate
@CharlesHepburn2
@CharlesHepburn2 5 лет назад
It was like hot fire... that burns!!! Makes ya think.
@stevenkay4104
@stevenkay4104 5 лет назад
I’ve had the pleasure of meeting her in person. She’s super soft spoken to be honest. To get her that riled up, you really gotta piss her off
@angelinabenitaz
@angelinabenitaz 5 лет назад
Steven Kay it’s important to have representatives that are passionate and care about the people the represent In her case the people of DC I hope that the people i vote for can represent us with such care
@rinwhittney5039
@rinwhittney5039 Год назад
"let's all kick out Florida cause no one thinks they're great" aged like fine wine
@hansaleksikasilag7889
@hansaleksikasilag7889 10 месяцев назад
Only DeSantis thinks Florida is great😂
@coryberg4304
@coryberg4304 10 месяцев назад
​@@hansaleksikasilag7889So does Trump, obviously. To both men I say, "Boring!"
@coryberg4304
@coryberg4304 10 месяцев назад
My brother once had to live in Florida for a job there. He has since moved to Massachusetts. Good riddance to Florida, too. He HATED it there.
@allergy5634
@allergy5634 6 месяцев назад
The Floridians will be underground in 20 years and Florida will be underwater in 50
@filthybonnet
@filthybonnet 3 месяца назад
As a Floridian I 100% agree.
@user-bm9fo5kr1l
@user-bm9fo5kr1l 3 года назад
Anyone got this in their suggestions, again!?! It's been 5 years & we're still where we were then.
@Jenifer_R_
@Jenifer_R_ 3 года назад
I just had this suggested today. I thought it was new!
@FakingANerve
@FakingANerve 3 года назад
Yep!
@vedantpatel4590
@vedantpatel4590 3 года назад
There's been a bill introduced, again, but that Joe Manchin or whatever doesn't support it, like one asshat is controlling everything in congress
@Jenifer_R_
@Jenifer_R_ 3 года назад
@@vedantpatel4590 As soon as some people realise they have power, they go out of their way to wield it.
@karenjanusch7978
@karenjanusch7978 3 года назад
Yes just clicked
@Kaeridan
@Kaeridan 8 лет назад
But that lady rep from DC who is like "I WILL NOT YIELD!". DAMN!
@peterpiper7441
@peterpiper7441 8 лет назад
+TheSparrowstorm That's probably the same reason her husband left her.
@bobf5360
@bobf5360 8 лет назад
+Peter Piper Eleanor is a badass, we in the District love her. Her husband was a douchebag lawyer, and good riddance to him.
@peterpiper7441
@peterpiper7441 8 лет назад
The point is, imagine being married to someone who gets into bed and shouts, "I WILL NOT YIELD"
@Kaeridan
@Kaeridan 8 лет назад
Peter Piper Because she CLEARLY gets in bed and shouts "I will not yield". Your joke was sexist and not funny in the slightest, just accept that.
@peterpiper7441
@peterpiper7441 8 лет назад
Well how about we split the difference? It WAS sexist, but it was also funny. :)
@jonathanmcbain9223
@jonathanmcbain9223 8 лет назад
That ending was nothing but amazing. I think John should do a episode about Teachers Pay, when I found out how low and details about it I realized how ridiculously little they make. This one is free my good sir :)
@jacobworboy6729
@jacobworboy6729 8 лет назад
My god not another one. So…teachers should make an equal salary for working around 5/6th of the time as any other normal person? And that's not to mention the ridiculous number of benefits and pension that comes with working for the government. And still they (generally) make more than the average. Working under 85% of the hours that a normal person does they make over 100% of the salary a normal person does. And you think they need more?
@mrcanadianhobo
@mrcanadianhobo 8 лет назад
Jacob Worboy Its not about the hours they work. A lot of hours occur outside the class room like preparation and correcting and report cards etc. Education is something that is key to development and underpaid teachers that play a major role in society is never a good thing.
@connorskudlarek3119
@connorskudlarek3119 8 лет назад
Teachers that are worth paying even more don't choose public school. They choose private. There might be 1 in 20 public teachers that are worthy of a pay raise.
@TheMonkeygrunt
@TheMonkeygrunt 8 лет назад
Jacob Worboy mmm your a little off. My mom retired as a teacher and I can tell you one thing for sure. Teachers work ALOT. People don't realize how much work goes into teaching. Class prep, lesson plans, grading, parent techer conferences. They work alot. BUT on that note their pay and benefits arent lacking either. My mother makes a pretty comfortable retirement and has pretty good benefits but she definitely earned it. Teachers don't make much to begin with but if they stick with it they end up making a pretty good amount later in their carriers. Not donald trump status or anything even close but its not chump change either.. Furthermore teachers arent paid during the months they don't teach. They can opt to have a certain amount deducted from their checks each month so they can recieve it later during the summer months or they can save it themselves. Either way teachers aren't paid during their off time and people drastically underestimate how much work goes into teaching. But they also underestimate how much they get Paid and what benefits they receive
@jacobworboy6729
@jacobworboy6729 8 лет назад
Yup you're right that a lot of hours take place out of classroom. Just a quick question: how many hours take place in class room? Generally 830-230? So…6? And a normal job is what? 9-5. So…8? So ya, if teachers spend a couple hour after school finishing some stuff up, well that's just getting them back to normal hours. And then we have to consider weekends and I guarantee 0 teachers spend 16 hours EVERY weekend working. Certain weekends yes but not every. So ya. Teachers spending time grading tests and papers STILL doesn't get them up to the same weekly hours as an average person. That's not even including the 2 MONTH HOLIDAY they receive and the fact that the union basically prevents them from being fired for anything short of sexual assault. Don't feel so bad for the teachers.
@irisstoe8354
@irisstoe8354 2 года назад
Anyone else noticed that the kid from stranger things who plays Lucas sits in the front row? I love this show. Always something to discover.
@marvelgirlxvii
@marvelgirlxvii Год назад
Just found out. Why I’m here.
@adrianrussell7769
@adrianrussell7769 4 года назад
Never noticed that Lucas from Stranger Things was sitting front and center at 15:46....
@JNel77
@JNel77 4 года назад
I just saw that and headed to the comments to see if anyone else had noticed.
@ministerfoss9146
@ministerfoss9146 4 года назад
J. Nel same
@MicahCohn
@MicahCohn 4 года назад
Me too
@ChildishRambino
@ChildishRambino 4 года назад
I knew I recognized him, but couldn't place it. Thanks!
@i_ate_an_ant
@i_ate_an_ant 3 года назад
I'm so glad someone else spotted it, I wasn't sure
@BigEZ95
@BigEZ95 8 лет назад
ALL HAIL JOHN OLIVER AND WHOEVER PUT HIS WARDROBE TOGETHER FOR THIS EPISODE. HE CAN BE THE NEW JAMES BOND.
@Carky4001
@Carky4001 8 лет назад
He is
@metroidsuperfan17
@metroidsuperfan17 8 лет назад
I would pay all the money to see that
@ChristiaanMeyer
@ChristiaanMeyer 8 лет назад
"I can't believe you and James Bond come from the same country"
@BigEZ95
@BigEZ95 8 лет назад
If they were to do this, just merge the Dakota's and add DC.
@P-lo_ol-9
@P-lo_ol-9 8 лет назад
Kerry Wichterich I'm more for Friendly Neighborhood spider-fingers
@kyosantofu7023
@kyosantofu7023 8 лет назад
I am not American so I didn't know about this until today. US Congress representatives are insane.
@wrafflelol610
@wrafflelol610 8 лет назад
***** most of our government has gone insane. the result of electing a string of republican fundamentalist Christians who are being payed by the biggest corporations in the world.
@aiden8401
@aiden8401 8 лет назад
wrafflelol610 I would like to point out the fact, that what you just said was discriminatory on so many levels. Which is the things that I have no doubt you believe we should stop.
@wrafflelol610
@wrafflelol610 8 лет назад
Mark R please explain as to what is discriminatory, I stated facts. i didn't use racial slurs or insults to describe them. the republican party is made up of white christian men who are being payed by large lobbying groups. this is corruption at its finest.
@kboanddbo
@kboanddbo 8 лет назад
Mark R "...what you just said was discriminatory on so many levels." I don't think you know what "discriminatory" actually means.
@ployter94
@ployter94 8 лет назад
Mark R Read a dictionary, you could use a bit of refreshing on what words actually mean.
@amberblackwell7687
@amberblackwell7687 3 года назад
"I will not yield sir!!" Goddamn girl, tear it up. We stan a queen.
@Onigirli
@Onigirli Год назад
It's so fucking good
@jordanarchuleta1649
@jordanarchuleta1649 3 года назад
Had to come here after hearing about the news 5 years later! 😂
@nearthefarworld
@nearthefarworld 3 года назад
Racoons on steroids is a scary thought.
@paulwalsh6395
@paulwalsh6395 8 лет назад
We could just combine the Dakotas. Nobody would even notice and their population might reach 100
@hughwalker7938
@hughwalker7938 7 лет назад
Yeah, but that might piss of at least one of the Dakotas, and maybe Dakota Fanning, dunno why she'd care but let's not discount her.
@zachdolph990
@zachdolph990 7 лет назад
Michael, what other industry does Fargo have to choose from? It's all blue collar farm and oil. There's no/little room for knowledge/skill based industry there.
@piperlandry6726
@piperlandry6726 7 лет назад
I drove across South Dakota through the longest straight route for a move from Wisconsin to Washington. I've never been in a place on land fifteen hundred miles from the nearest ocean where I can see the curvature of the Earth on all sides.
@Tydomel
@Tydomel 7 лет назад
Paul Walsh That's exactly what I was thinking!!!
@paulwalsh6395
@paulwalsh6395 7 лет назад
Michael Richard I live in kansas. We are the ones devoted to feeding you
@vide1352
@vide1352 8 лет назад
I cannot explain my love for John Oliver. I'm not even American but i watch every video uploaded lmao
@davebouf2672
@davebouf2672 8 лет назад
I just fell in love with him thanks amy :D
@avedic
@avedic 8 лет назад
Amy Kim As an American myself, I could not agree more with you. Are you Korean btw? If so...I love your country. It's in the top 3 countries I want to visit in the future...the others being Iceland and Japan. If you aren't Korean(I made an "American-Assumption" based on the "Kim" part of your name)...I'm sure your country is cool too. :) As for John Oliver...good lord do I ever love that man. Jon Stewart will be missed; but thank yahweh we have someone who's more than capable of stepping up to the plate and filling the gaping hole his absence has left.
@vide1352
@vide1352 8 лет назад
avedic Haha yeah I am Korean. But Korean Canadian. I totally agree with you tho. John Oliver is doing a fantastic job and i absolutely love his work.
@Unam469
@Unam469 8 лет назад
Neither is he.
@aroonyul
@aroonyul 8 лет назад
Amy Kim Nepal!
@saudade2100
@saudade2100 3 года назад
I liked the placard “Only convicts, lunatics, and Washingtonians cannot vote”. Sounds about right to me.
@thehighnoonsaloon7794
@thehighnoonsaloon7794 3 года назад
"Our current president" *shows picture of Obama* *I cry*
@laxattack032
@laxattack032 3 года назад
I know, Obama's presidency was a time of sheer disappointment and despair, Trump 2020
@thehighnoonsaloon7794
@thehighnoonsaloon7794 3 года назад
@@laxattack032 That was not the point of the comment, sir But you aren't welcome around these parts XD
@laxattack032
@laxattack032 3 года назад
@@thehighnoonsaloon7794 Sorry to break it to you like this.... But this isint your liberal arts center at the middle school, this is the internet. I am welcome anywhere I damn well please. :)
@thehighnoonsaloon7794
@thehighnoonsaloon7794 3 года назад
@@laxattack032 lol, you'd be just as welcome at a liberal arts center, and that "XD" was a pretty dead giveaway, that I wasn't saying nothing serious, pal Sorry I came off that way, but you need to ease your nerves, little boy
@laxattack032
@laxattack032 3 года назад
@@thehighnoonsaloon7794 Lol. Tells me I need to ease off my nerves, literally told me I'm not allowed to be on a youtube comment section because we have different opinions, but I need to calm my nerves. Looks like your nerves are going a little hard there eh? That is the difference between right and left, Right says I dont like your opinion but go ahead and share, left says you dont have the right opinion therefore you have to go. Funny how fascistic that sounds..... hmmmmmmmm........
@diggerydillin9385
@diggerydillin9385 7 лет назад
Is it just me, or is John Oliver actually the absolute best?
@MrRoccoMarotta
@MrRoccoMarotta 7 лет назад
It's just you.
@kevinbears1729
@kevinbears1729 7 лет назад
No not just you, John Oliver is awesome... Rocco just can't understand someone that can actually speak English.
@MrRoccoMarotta
@MrRoccoMarotta 7 лет назад
Che cosa?
@lyricalmajesty2821
@lyricalmajesty2821 7 лет назад
He seriously needs to learn when to let jokes go. If you do an imitation, it's funny, but if you're still doing that same imitation 15 seconds later, it's cringey and annoying.
@diggerydillin9385
@diggerydillin9385 7 лет назад
My question, but hell, you phrased it better!
@jephter3095
@jephter3095 4 года назад
I just noticed that the kid from stranger things is in the corner when they're singing the song
@biketickler65
@biketickler65 4 года назад
He's trained in operatic singing.
@blackpearlstay
@blackpearlstay 4 года назад
Whoops I just left a comment before seeing this post-it is him right!
@CameronBrtnik
@CameronBrtnik 4 года назад
Lol I was surprised too!!
@CameronBrtnik
@CameronBrtnik 4 года назад
@@biketickler65 he should've sung the Neverending Story song!
@jessicabowles8663
@jessicabowles8663 4 года назад
also the kid from Crazy Ex Girlfriend (I know he's not as well known as stranger things kid) is next to john
@AverytheCubanAmerican
@AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад
Taxation without representation pretty ironic the main thing that led to the fight for American independence is what the US has been doing to the residents of its capital
@somerandomduck5795
@somerandomduck5795 3 года назад
wow
@givemethedaily1052
@givemethedaily1052 3 года назад
They have representation, too bad he doesn't bother to go into why it was setup this way. Pro Tip, he quit trying to provide an alternate to any story years ago. States gave up land to DC, the easy solution is give back all the land that has residences on it, except the White House. Done, rights restored. No change in the flag, the voting system, nothing but the "restoration" of rights. Maryland and Virginia didn't cede land for a new state, one that would then make their Senators and Representatives have a smaller voice? It is beyond irritating that this short sited power play isn't seen for what it is...right now its very liberal in DC, so Democrats would most likely increase the holds on all three branches. And it would lower the voices of the "fly-over" states. You want to talk about how many people voted for Trump vs. Hillary in 2016, look at how many counties were won by Trump in either election. You want to talk about disenfranchising people? You make DC a state and the left coast (both of them) will have more of a say over everyone in the middle. He wants to complain about how DC wants people to smoke MJ, but apparently DC doesn't get the right to defend themselves...and somehow that makes sense? Come on, at least acknowledge that your view is a little simplistic. The point of DC wasn't to have a new state, its a city at best, one of the big reasons was to have an area controlled by the Federal Government so no state had any sway. You think Pelosi is going to seed power? No, at best you are just carving out a new state AND a new federal district. And if you don't see that John is being disingenuous (AT BEST), then please tell me why Maryland and Virginia getting the land back doesn't solve the voting issue. Because multiple Republicans have already said they would be fine with that and would vote for that. And you can also tell me why the Democrats don't seem to be on board with that solution, they don't want DC residents to be represented!?!? How awful, right? Framing is a wonderful thing, I just wish John would at least pay some lip service to the other side of these issues. #GiveDCTheVote-inMD&VA (yeah, I am not good a tags).
@sigmaballsnetwork
@sigmaballsnetwork 3 года назад
@@givemethedaily1052 the people of both DC and Maryland don’t want that plan, you can’t make that reality if the people affected don’t want it
@givemethedaily1052
@givemethedaily1052 3 года назад
@@sigmaballsnetwork So the people in D.C. who don't want to be a state, you know it just adds another lawyer of Bureaucracy and $$$, what do you say to them? I didn't want a guy who can't debate Putin or walk up stairs to be president, its reality. You are SOO simplistic with that statement, I bet you can find some people who would disagree with you, or do you have a survey of both states with 100% reporting and 100% agreement....come one...and who said that? Do you live there? Its you and your friends? MD and VA want to dilute the votes? Really? All of them? That is NOT reality...
@sigmaballsnetwork
@sigmaballsnetwork 3 года назад
@@givemethedaily1052 DC has voted multiple times in non-binding referendums, with statehood winning a majority of the vote, it’s clear that’s what they want
@late8641
@late8641 2 года назад
_"And if you're totally convinced that there should be just 50 states, well then let's all kick out Florida 'cause no one thinks they're great."_ I just wet my pants. 🤣
@joeclay9683
@joeclay9683 8 лет назад
"I WILL NOT YIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
@EnclaveAgent
@EnclaveAgent 8 лет назад
If only she followed with "you get nothing, you lose sir!!!"
@anandabrutvan1178
@anandabrutvan1178 8 лет назад
made me cry a a single tear lol
@jonnyso1
@jonnyso1 7 лет назад
HOLD THE LINE !
@smooooth_
@smooooth_ 6 лет назад
It's funny cause that's the same phrase people think DC drivers say all the time
@MT-lk7qt
@MT-lk7qt 5 лет назад
My sexuality is John Oliver hollering "LEMME RIDE THE PEACH" in a poor Southern accent while hitting his own arm
@eoinoloughlin349
@eoinoloughlin349 4 года назад
M T ok timothée chalamet
@thisisaname3283
@thisisaname3283 4 года назад
What’s the term for that? Oliverpersicisexuality?
@poppybell8217
@poppybell8217 4 года назад
Mmmmmmmmm
@TheTrainmobile
@TheTrainmobile 3 года назад
From the way drivers in Atlanta switch lanes, I could tell they were on something. The peach addiction crisis is a serious issue in Georgia. 😔
@averyw1497
@averyw1497 3 года назад
10:04
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад
If a city within a city (Vatican City) can be a state, so can DC. If a city island powerhouse like Singapore can be a state, so can DC.
@oukkat
@oukkat 3 года назад
Thanks for the advice kim
@ethankellogg8087
@ethankellogg8087 3 года назад
Thank you. I vote for you every election. I raised my children to vote for you. The elections are free and fair. We all love you.
@georgenichols7718
@georgenichols7718 3 года назад
This is wierd i was just commenting on mr. Hitler's post over at jimmy falons page. To freaking funny!
@VanillaVillain8
@VanillaVillain8 3 года назад
*"Thanks, Satan."*
@happyfacefries
@happyfacefries 3 года назад
Except all the people at the Vatican are on the same side and have the same goal. Congress just wants to butt heads and be selfish. You'd have a better chance at getting hit by lightning, get chomped on by a shark, then fall into a black hole in immediate sequential order.
@DarkManSonian
@DarkManSonian 4 года назад
Its crazy that we are still having this goddamn discussion 4 years later.
@syntaxerror9994
@syntaxerror9994 4 года назад
Got to be on TV AND sing a swear word? These kids are living my childhood dream.
@BlackCover95
@BlackCover95 3 года назад
Trust me, you wouldn’t like your childhood self on TV. No one does.
@Darkkmos
@Darkkmos 3 года назад
I think the kid in the front row in blue might be Lucas from Stranger Things so at least one of them went on to do other things
@iamtheonewhocomments201
@iamtheonewhocomments201 2 года назад
It's okay I'm sure no one really sees you as an adult so congrats you succeeded. Now go to bed.
@poltronafrau
@poltronafrau 2 года назад
@@iamtheonewhocomments201 no u
@alexs1640
@alexs1640 4 года назад
Sooner or later, John Oliver videos are relevant again
@givemethedaily1052
@givemethedaily1052 3 года назад
Probably not, he has gone way too far left. Like in this video. It came up on autopay and I had to see what people are saying. This is just so slanted, its lying by omission. He doesn't even try to give an opposing view or point. And he wants to defend MJ rights, but the 2nd Amendment...Helll to the no. I need to tell RU-vid to quit showing me these, but no doubt these comments will add more to my auto-play.
@adrielsebastian5216
@adrielsebastian5216 3 года назад
Oh yeah. Like Twain said, "history doesn't always repeat itself, but it often rhymes." A lot of the things he has talked about will inevitably happen again.
@adrielsebastian5216
@adrielsebastian5216 3 года назад
@@givemethedaily1052 well, you can always not click on the RU-vid recs..
@givemethedaily1052
@givemethedaily1052 3 года назад
@@adrielsebastian5216 True, but that is how these things work. Come, join us, free speech, all the videos they showed I liked in the beginning. I join, enjoy it, now its some BS over and over and its HBO no doubt paying and getting paid more than videos I would want to watch. Or the same Jordan Peterson video MULTIPLE times?! I get he destroyed this Sky interviewer, but once was enough. And since I use a Google box on TV, they don't let me watch other platforms-no app or its a pain to side load. You have good point, but wish they would fix the algorithm to put my wants above most profitable videos....yeah, I know... private company, capitalism, won't happen, etc. But you get the "sucked you in, now watch what we want now that we have you" point?
@landoslab4026
@landoslab4026 3 года назад
@@givemethedaily1052 what was so far-left about this video? Voting rights?
@chuckallstar1281
@chuckallstar1281 3 года назад
It’s a coincidence that all US territories w no voting power are predominantly non white 🤔
@libertyann439
@libertyann439 3 года назад
True. But DC is more white than it used to be. Lots of gentrification going on.
@someonenothere8818
@someonenothere8818 3 года назад
except hawaii!
@martinwhalley3286
@martinwhalley3286 3 года назад
Except Guam, right? Two-thirds of Guam's residents are white as rain. Mostly because Two-thirds of the island is US military base. Two-thirds of the military people are white. Your statement still applies, though, because all the military personnel not born on Guam, have voting rights by virtue of being born on in a US State. US Military active, but born on Guam... Have no voting rights just like non-white civilians on Guam. Overlapping double standard! Hold it, Guam's people are all American citizens just like Puerto Rican's. Puerto Rico has something neither Guam OR Washington DC has... One US Representative in Congress! It's true. Unfortunately, the are in the "Don't speak unless spoken to, no vote on any issue. Just sit and take notes. In conclusion, I call for our first, "CITY/STATE (county and municipality for good measures) Have a raffle for DC citizens. Pull a name out of the basket and that person gets to rename it as a state. Democria wins out over Repuglia... 90+% of DC residents are democrats. Republicans shouldn't be able to do shit in DC, numbers alone would gridlock their schemes.
@patrickstar9684
@patrickstar9684 3 года назад
Hawaii is 27% white and it's a state.
@martinjrgensen8234
@martinjrgensen8234 3 года назад
A complete coincidence
@tareq5911
@tareq5911 4 года назад
This segment has everything, a prediction of the political conversation after 4 years of its airing, and a dissing of Florida. What could u possibly need more?
@zachfakelastname
@zachfakelastname 4 года назад
It's not really a prediction more of just a reflection on how little actually gets done because of how broken our democracy is
@lucasharvey8990
@lucasharvey8990 4 года назад
@@zachfakelastname normally I'd remind you that it's a bad idea for a federal government to take the public's demands and finish deciding on the matter the next day, and that it should take time to avoid being ruled by mob mentality. However, this has been an issue for over two centuries, so I feel as though I should not say this.
@Intensity_IV
@Intensity_IV 4 года назад
@@lucasharvey8990 Democracy is basically the same thing as mob mentality
@erebamagi8241
@erebamagi8241 4 года назад
@@Intensity_IV that's why we are not a democracy, we are a constitutional republic you brainlet.
@madisonamorim6458
@madisonamorim6458 8 лет назад
Can you imagine John Oliver as a school teacher? Especially if all the lessons contained sarcastic side comments and British humour.
@Ashfer2
@Ashfer2 7 лет назад
His father was a school headmaster and I think his mother was a music teacher so it would make sense lol. There would probably be a lot of learning of things that are corrupt, he would teach all the things that we need to fix with humor to keep their attention so they'd actually learn it. I can only imagine what the bonus questions would be like, who can make the best joke about an event. When the children grow up they would start a new revolution! lol
@andrewlacy5509
@andrewlacy5509 6 лет назад
Did you ever see community season 2? He's essentially a teacher in that
@keke4000
@keke4000 6 лет назад
If he would have been one of my teachers. A lot less of my peers would not have skipped school as much. I didn't skip a lot but if he was my teacher. I never would have skipped.
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 6 лет назад
I had lots of teachers like that. But then I'm British...
@muhammadabdullah2193
@muhammadabdullah2193 5 лет назад
Best. education. Ever.
@ascent8487
@ascent8487 7 лет назад
I will never cease to love when she get's pissed. "I will not yield sir!" Expressing very valid discontent but with polite language. You've gotta love her. I support and I support D.C. becoming a state.
@bruceclark1037
@bruceclark1037 2 года назад
First of all there are not 700,000 taxpayers in Washington, DC. Secondly, these so called taxpayers knew when the moved there that they had no representation and why. Third, there should be no change to the status of Washington, D.C. for the very reason the it was not allowed statehood in the first place. Like being a no mans land it is a no state land. The very reason land was carved out of Virginia and Maryland for the District. That no state held the capitol of the country in its borders. It was good then and it is still good today
@BearTheGrudge
@BearTheGrudge Год назад
They elected the right woman
@angelstar260
@angelstar260 Год назад
Anyone else just binge watching old episodes
@amyolsen2965
@amyolsen2965 Месяц назад
I am. Started winter of this year. Am loving them!
@harrybishcrew
@harrybishcrew 3 года назад
I was today years old when I learned that DC stood for district of Columbia. Im from the UK but still feel like a fool
@Apokalypse456
@Apokalypse456 3 года назад
funnily, the americans renamed the intended state of Columbia to Washington to avoid confusion with the district of columbia. Funny how that turned out.
@EmpressCosplay
@EmpressCosplay 7 лет назад
I technically KNOW that DC means District of Columbia... But I still read it as "Washington Da Capital".
@samaurel6619
@samaurel6619 6 лет назад
Empress Cosplay I didn't knew what D.C. meant until now, but I sure as f*ck will forget the district stuff and burn da capital in my brain. Im not american btw
@AtlasADK
@AtlasADK 6 лет назад
Peter Parker what's wrong with you? And how dare you defile the name of our dear Spider-Man?
@vocalv7558
@vocalv7558 6 лет назад
Empress Cosplay I know it’s been throwing me off
@gregorytaylor7969
@gregorytaylor7969 6 лет назад
Get ready for your mind to get BLOWN. US Capital city - Washington, DC (District of Columbia) Colombia Capital city - Bogotá, DC (translated: Capital District) And it really begs the question, "Why is anything really named after that third-rate captain of slavery and disease and geoexploratory plagiarism?" Even Colombia, the country that just took his name as theirs, changed their "Columbus Day" to something less offensive and inappropriate. I'm not sure what my point is anymore....but I propose trading capital cities with Colombia because it certainly can't be less idiotic than our current arrangement with Washington, DC.
@doumtabarnak
@doumtabarnak 6 лет назад
Someone using twice the word faggot in their probably has much more of a mental problem than Empress Cosplay ;)
@Kyman102
@Kyman102 8 лет назад
Even if we don't kick out Florida, we can do some fat trimming. Do we REALLY need a North and South Dakota? A North and South Carolina? An East and West Virginia? Boom, that's six states turned into three. Let's make DC, Guam, and Samoa into states in order to bring our quota back up to fifty!
@CainBuckler
@CainBuckler 8 лет назад
Kyman102 watch out for the six californias initiative though
@Kyman102
@Kyman102 8 лет назад
***** I don't think that really has any chance of that passing.
@CainBuckler
@CainBuckler 8 лет назад
Kyman102 they said the same about prop 8. Never under estimate peoples stupidity.
@laserferret_3940
@laserferret_3940 8 лет назад
Also we really do not need a bunch of east coat states like New Hampshire and Vermont just combine them
@superfamilyallosauridae6505
@superfamilyallosauridae6505 8 лет назад
***** It sounds stupid, but, as far as the US Gov is concerned, splitting California into 6 does a LOT more than banning gay marriage for a little while. Within 20 years, the whole US will have gay marijuana legalized. But the 6 states thing? That's just pointless fracturing, and a needless complication of governmental organization. Combining the Virginias, the Dakotas, and the Carolinas is a nice simplification of organization. Also, we should turn China into 16 or so US States. Think about it: The United States of America and Asia. Maybe Make Japan into a few states, too... start to change the main language to English. If we annex Japan, though, it'll probably be peacefully, and a few hundred years from now, if the US starts to become less American and more a Union of States in America and Asia. That's my historical future fantasy. See the US become a true empire, a _democratic_ empire. It'd be nice to see several different peoples unite under one flag, mostly willingly. And afford them as much autonomy as the original 50.
@IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS
@IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS 3 года назад
Still great 5 years later. We all need to learn and sing the DC song.
@pamelamitchell9059
@pamelamitchell9059 4 года назад
That Sir is one of your best episodes! 😂🤣😅 The people of DC deserve statehood!
@jishanahmed1481
@jishanahmed1481 8 лет назад
I think he didn't mention that republican really don't want dc statehood cuz dc is democratic as fuck
@deangoldenstar7997
@deangoldenstar7997 8 лет назад
Well then fuck the republicans, they can move to fucking North Korea if they want to have only one party option on the ballet.
@draco_meteor
@draco_meteor 7 лет назад
He indirectly mentioned it by saying how DC is consistently liberal and the House usually isn't.
@feralcatgirl
@feralcatgirl 7 лет назад
they could merge rhode island into massachusetts. problem solved
@lgl5701
@lgl5701 7 лет назад
I believe that's been a big hurdle for Puerto Rico as well. They are largely liberal. To be honest I'm not sure if Guam, American Samoa etc. want statehood but I'm sure they want a vote. Their citizens serve in our military. It's crazy that they don't get representation. Crazy! I don't understand republicans keeping the vote out if the hands if their citizens. It's immoral. I'm not thrilled with their voting practices but I'd never deny them the right. It's shameful.
@sopheakseng9647
@sopheakseng9647 7 лет назад
DC, Guam, Mariana island, Puerto Rico, US virgin island, A Samoa = Colony of the US. In 2016, colony = evil
@terraventusaqua123
@terraventusaqua123 8 лет назад
I stopped watching porn the moment my phone gave me the notice that this video was up. Jon Oliver > Porn... no homo...
@taccoo
@taccoo 8 лет назад
Congrats 😂
@marcialromero1218
@marcialromero1218 8 лет назад
HAHAHAUA DUDE SERIOUSLY. WAS LOOKING FOE THE PERFECT SCENE AND EVERYTHING
@SV67943
@SV67943 8 лет назад
Robert Jay "no homo..." Shameless lies.
@BigEZ95
@BigEZ95 8 лет назад
Same
@danielmota4574
@danielmota4574 8 лет назад
I swear to god same thing I just jerked off
@ultimatehawkeyefangirl
@ultimatehawkeyefangirl 3 года назад
Who else is back now that the bill has passed the house to make DC a state? Better question, will it go past the senate? Hahahahaha oh god, please let it happen
@flavortown289
@flavortown289 3 года назад
Not likely. Republicans are desperate and losing power.
@lordblazer
@lordblazer 2 года назад
did it get pass the senate...... kinda wanna be a resident in a state again without having to leave DC
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 2 года назад
It definitely will not pass the Senate as long as Republicons are in "control"
@Viking_Luchador
@Viking_Luchador 2 года назад
Puerto Rico is more deserving
@DCAbsolutJohn1
@DCAbsolutJohn1 3 года назад
Well, as of today, this became VERY REAL
@AverageEggmonEnthusiast
@AverageEggmonEnthusiast 5 лет назад
While we’re adding D.C. as a state, it would actually be a great opportunity to add stars for the American Territories full of AMERICAN CITIZENS.
@medha6735
@medha6735 5 лет назад
I agree
@sagesheahan6732
@sagesheahan6732 4 года назад
Agreed! New States: District Columbia, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, Marshall Islands, Northern Marianas and the Virgin Islands. 6 new states. 👍👍👍🇺🇸
@DorvellTStewart
@DorvellTStewart 4 года назад
The current administration would never allow that, unfortunately, particularly with regards to the US territories; too many non-whites who they’d be forced to acknowledge are, and have always been, American citizens.
@triehe
@triehe 4 года назад
Dorvell Stewart Actually American Samoans aren’t citizens, they’re nationals. So...
@lordblazer
@lordblazer 4 года назад
@@triehe but if they move to the mainland,, 6 months later they're pretty much citizens.. crazy how that works. if we move to America Samoa and become residents. I think we become nationals too.. basically.. it's pretty crappy. Puerto Ricans are citizens though. I believe.. It has something to do with jurisdiction.
@andrewmarkham
@andrewmarkham 4 года назад
John: “Our current president” *points at Obama* Me: *sighs* It’s been a long 5 years...
@tivonutdc
@tivonutdc 4 года назад
New vote passed House of Reps but has zero chance to go to vote in Senate with McConnell there
@stoptouchingmyhair5218
@stoptouchingmyhair5218 4 года назад
@@tivonutdc fucking Mitch! Hope he loses his seat so our country can move forward.
@alexsclewis
@alexsclewis 4 года назад
Trump 2032
@TheSucidalpanda
@TheSucidalpanda 4 года назад
It's been 50 years...
@consequenceandmorality9937
@consequenceandmorality9937 3 года назад
@Gracchus Babeuf Well have fun in November. Let's see how much farther the insane fucker can take your country on his joy ride.
@OldHumbleDistillingCompany
@OldHumbleDistillingCompany 3 года назад
When John Oliver speaks in the middle of the song he sounds like the dad in Mary Poppins. He's just talking, with a slight cadence, but definitely making no effort to sing. So very British.
@MYTUBE427
@MYTUBE427 2 года назад
3:59. Amazing. I yield you no ground.
@jiaocalafu6456
@jiaocalafu6456 5 лет назад
As a resident of Washington DC, I really appreciate you covering this topic.
@badams1206
@badams1206 4 года назад
@StoreWTF You must be a denizen of Florida.
@cassarole2057
@cassarole2057 4 года назад
As a fellow Washingtonian I totally agree! It’s nice to see some coverage!
@StephySon
@StephySon 4 года назад
Georgia Peach the house voted for statehood today. We know Moscow Mitch and occupant 45 ain’t gonna budge on it but I’m still happy for you
@StephySon
@StephySon 4 года назад
Luís Filipe Andrade what that hell does that have to do with anything? It’s a city full of scores of people who pay federal taxes yet don’t have proper representation in Congress and who are controlled by a senate that does not care about anything they want. They deserve statehood
@StephySon
@StephySon 4 года назад
Luís Filipe Andrade Washington D.C has a population bigger then both Wyoming and Vermont and hasn’t a GDP higher then 16 states. They pay federal taxes and send men and woman to war. Yet you believe it’s fine that those people (a mostly black city I might add) should not have congressional representation? Even though this nation was founded on “no taxation without representation” did u even watch the video?
@Mecha_Ranger
@Mecha_Ranger 8 лет назад
I am from offensive, and I find this Florida.
@evofan1113
@evofan1113 8 лет назад
Silas Blinde Small world.....
@Mecha_Ranger
@Mecha_Ranger 8 лет назад
Michael Anderson Gotta get my dose of comedy ;D With a side of painful truth, lol.
@nexusvexusus4096
@nexusvexusus4096 8 лет назад
Silas Blinde Didn't get it nor was it quite funny. Was kinda hoping as a Floridian I would, but I don't.
@Mecha_Ranger
@Mecha_Ranger 8 лет назад
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh well
@nexusvexusus4096
@nexusvexusus4096 8 лет назад
Silas Blinde Now I'm just jealous. I'm jealous I don't know how to make that emoticon. It's so hilarious to look at. Nice.
@libertyann439
@libertyann439 4 года назад
Yes I live in the American Colony of Washington DC. Glad to see you doing this! That song was THE BOMB!
@vikingdude_nyc
@vikingdude_nyc 3 года назад
I swear to god I’m stoned AF and I thought he said “bisexual raccoons on steroids.....” and i got just a little bit concerned
@dorianalexander5070
@dorianalexander5070 2 года назад
Sounds like my friend group tbh
@keanehgz
@keanehgz 8 лет назад
Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?
@LimeyTarts
@LimeyTarts 8 лет назад
keanehgz Well he seems to be about the best we've...
@jacobworboy6729
@jacobworboy6729 8 лет назад
I'm going to give you the same chance Rachel got. 50…50
@LimeyTarts
@LimeyTarts 8 лет назад
You'd need 50 coins. And then 50 more. 50...50
@jacobworboy6729
@jacobworboy6729 8 лет назад
And then I would put them into my computer. Using science!
@GREATGAIWAIN
@GREATGAIWAIN 8 лет назад
Jacob Worboy then rob a bank, a museum and somehow destroy all of Gotham and then the world.
@gingergamergirl98
@gingergamergirl98 8 лет назад
Holy shit that woman is my hero. Partly because I'm an introvert and would literally never be able to do that with such confidence (if at all).
@stevenkay4104
@stevenkay4104 5 лет назад
gingergamergirl98 in person she’s actually very soft-spoken. I’ve met her a couple times. You gotta really piss her off to get her going like that.
@bilindalaw-morley161
@bilindalaw-morley161 5 лет назад
I'm Australian and i just asked if we could borrow her.
@dilsadmeraler
@dilsadmeraler 3 года назад
Again John told you so 😂😂💃 His reference to England as invaders are priceless 😍😍😍
@Falbala146
@Falbala146 3 года назад
I love it when Oliver lets children sing. The boy who sang about Brexit was also fabulous.
@GenghisKhanBruseySkyz
@GenghisKhanBruseySkyz 8 лет назад
51 states? How about one Mongolia?
@GWT1m0
@GWT1m0 8 лет назад
HOLY FUCK, KHAN'S BACK !!!! *Runs into the mountains*
@wrafflelol610
@wrafflelol610 8 лет назад
***** you sir have won the internet, a cookie will presented in the mail with in two business.
@Kenpokid4
@Kenpokid4 8 лет назад
***** Goddamn Mongorians!
@eruno_
@eruno_ 8 лет назад
From one of the world biggest empires to a landlocked country between Russia and China, Mongolia had the same fate as British empire.
@Fiyaaaahh
@Fiyaaaahh 8 лет назад
iilikecereal No needle program can undo the amount of HIV he has spread throughout the world.
@kalyanidubey8743
@kalyanidubey8743 5 лет назад
I love how John Oliver just casually calls out the British on colonisation everytime he can!!!! Yes the song was wwaaayyy longer.
@Lowkeylie
@Lowkeylie 4 года назад
My favorite quip about them he’s made is hands down (paraphrasing here) “Look, he’s right. He’s not to blame for the actions of his ancestors. None of us are. I have to believe that, I’m _British_ .”
@datchisan25
@datchisan25 4 года назад
Off of the top of my head I can probably only think of about... 12 in total... not even consolidering if those were at the same time or not
@dylanb2990
@dylanb2990 4 года назад
Hello_Im_Dutch surely there’s at least 12 in Africa alone
@atay6413
@atay6413 4 года назад
A lot of us do that over here, If you can't take the piss out of yourself, then your not really a true Brit.
@falcovg2
@falcovg2 4 года назад
@@datchisan25 sure, if you count an entire subcontinent as one.
@hark1007
@hark1007 3 года назад
Friendly reminder that DC has been in the Union longer than Florida and we have a floridian talking shit about DC not having "matured" yet
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 3 года назад
I will NOT yield sir! I LOVE this woman!!!!
@PokemonDiamondUS
@PokemonDiamondUS 8 лет назад
Those kids sing better then the ones on kids bop.
@That8oySimba9302
@That8oySimba9302 8 лет назад
I can't believe kids bop, is still a thing.
@violetcormier7581
@violetcormier7581 8 лет назад
+That8oySimba9302 Lmao tru
@philippinesball5058
@philippinesball5058 8 лет назад
Everyone sings better than KidzBop
@HyperOpticalSaint
@HyperOpticalSaint 8 лет назад
Someone needs to tell them that's where Disney World is located though...
@Thecognoscenti_1
@Thecognoscenti_1 7 лет назад
"Let them have gun laws, let them have weed!" HAHAHA!
@feynstein1004
@feynstein1004 6 лет назад
I guess it's only fair that the citizens of Washington D.C be exempt from taxation. The country was founded on the principle "No taxation without representation" after all.
@FallenPhoenix86
@FallenPhoenix86 5 лет назад
Just tell them to throw the Tea in the ocean and beg the French for help... seemed to work well enough last time...
@malcolml309
@malcolml309 5 лет назад
@@FallenPhoenix86 Actually, it was a harbor; not an ocean.
@FallenPhoenix86
@FallenPhoenix86 5 лет назад
@@malcolml309 pedantic much? Go look at a map... Boston sits directly on the Atlantic coast
@malcolml309
@malcolml309 5 лет назад
Read a geography book! Boston, is located on the Charles River. While it does flow into the Atlantic Ocean, Boston Harbor is not, on the Atlantic Ocean; nice try.
@FallenPhoenix86
@FallenPhoenix86 5 лет назад
@@malcolml309 like I said look at a map, downtown Boston is less than 5 miles from the open ocean. Do you know what the word "pedantic" means? You're trying to start a bullshit argument on a 7 month old comment... Stop wasting my time...
@Crufty09
@Crufty09 4 года назад
Anyone also noticing Caleb McLaughlin from Stranger Things (Lucas) among the kids ? :D
@shanemcfadden6427
@shanemcfadden6427 3 года назад
That was maybe the greatest 17 minutes I've ever spent watching a video. And I want that song at the end played at my funeral
@KittenoftheBroccoli
@KittenoftheBroccoli 8 лет назад
I live in Florida, and I approve this message.
@sulsulii810
@sulsulii810 7 лет назад
As a Georgian I can confirm that we do indeed shoot peach cobbler straight into the bloodstream It's very unhealthy Please help
@marinaavant-delaroche9972
@marinaavant-delaroche9972 5 лет назад
It’s too late, the peach reigns supreme
@--enyo--
@--enyo-- 5 лет назад
Ride the peach
@jakestavinsky3480
@jakestavinsky3480 4 года назад
Is that a modified Fire Emblem sprite profile pic?
@johnbonbright4169
@johnbonbright4169 4 года назад
Haha go vols
@minitwink16
@minitwink16 4 года назад
Seriously? Wow
@meilyn22
@meilyn22 3 года назад
I can't believe this was out 5 years ago. It feels like yesterday to me. So relevant 🤣🤣🤣
@kelliethornton7986
@kelliethornton7986 3 года назад
Every time I watch that congressional speech from Norton I get chills. 💓
@itsMetroGnome
@itsMetroGnome 8 лет назад
America. Distributing freedom since 1776.
@iilikecereal
@iilikecereal 8 лет назад
MetroGnome We have all freedoms! except for the freedom of telling our government not to "distribute freedom" on other countries /: I'm sorry we are war mongers :(
@Sunjax01
@Sunjax01 8 лет назад
Dude I am one of your subscribers and I love your remixes!
@marcialromero1218
@marcialromero1218 8 лет назад
Unguided Reaper well considering how veterans are treated as fucking shit in this country i think they have bigger concerns
@koopatroopa187
@koopatroopa187 8 лет назад
Unguided Reaper As a veteran of both Iraq and Afghanistan, there wasn't a single care given on my end. There is a much deeper meaning behind his post pertaining to how America spreads freedom around the globe on bullshit premises. You might have caught that if you weren't always so combative.
@sobriketesk8618
@sobriketesk8618 8 лет назад
MetroGnome It IS our number two export. ... In case you were wondering, number one was jobs.
@zachdirksen8852
@zachdirksen8852 7 лет назад
THAT'S LUCAS FROM STRANGER THINGS! RIGHT THERE SECOND FROM THE LEFT OF JOHN!!!!!
@VarunBadgujar
@VarunBadgujar 6 лет назад
the top left too right?
@MegaFatimab
@MegaFatimab 6 лет назад
I was scrolling thru hoping someone else noticed too.
@channe13portugal
@channe13portugal 6 лет назад
haha same here
@salemalmansoori7422
@salemalmansoori7422 6 лет назад
"I was scrolling thru hoping someone else noticed too " Are you serious ?? What an AMAZING/Sad thing
@superarjjit7596
@superarjjit7596 6 лет назад
Zach Dirksen IK WTF
@oldmanfromoc7684
@oldmanfromoc7684 3 года назад
2 mins. in and i feel like I just found out my mom and dad were not married! Wow John, you hit hard and fast with facts! Love you style young man!
@MartijnPennings
@MartijnPennings 3 года назад
Who came back here after the news that DC statehood is in the news again?
@JaimeMargary
@JaimeMargary 8 лет назад
That song at the end deserves its own video.
@jaynoxjay
@jaynoxjay 8 лет назад
We should grant statehood to DC and all the territories
@lloydwang4159
@lloydwang4159 8 лет назад
J.J. NOX Yay, we haven't forgotten about virgin islands, puerto rico, etc!
@virusts
@virusts 8 лет назад
J.J. NOX Only if they want. Many don't want statehood. Puerto Rico continues to vote against it.
@mikiroony
@mikiroony 8 лет назад
virusts Y'all can always return it to Spain :p
@noobydbl392
@noobydbl392 8 лет назад
nachoguy5 Puerto Rico is mostly 50/50 with the choices being be a state/be a country. With the situation they are in right now, being a state would greatly benefit them, because they would have government support. TL;DR Puerto Rico dislikes being a territory but can't decide whether to be a state or country.
@gabrielgundulf7139
@gabrielgundulf7139 8 лет назад
andell1 The thing with puerto rico, is we where a colony from spain. And as any colony they create a sense of patriotism to subdue the mind of the people. Right now we have to a certain degree the same with the States. But we have 2 main political parties that control the goverment since US Congress gave us the go ahead to choose our own governors. And they Wont benefit at all from independence(no Congress money) and from statehood (their parties will cease to exist) so the people in their ignorance nearly always vote for no change. But probably if you asked the people right now, they will choose statehood.
@jpstone9263
@jpstone9263 4 года назад
Didnt anybody notice Caleb from Stranger Things.. That kid has been hustling before he made it big!!
@destinationmingle6283
@destinationmingle6283 3 года назад
That song warmed my heart!!!!
@andretsang7337
@andretsang7337 7 лет назад
*"I WILL NOT YIELD SIR"* Bad ass
@HorsePuncher
@HorsePuncher 7 лет назад
You know, even if DC never becomes a state, let's kick out Florida anyway.
@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 7 лет назад
Give this fucking shithole back to Spain. Yes, I'm a Floridian, so what?
@AnimeMiner57
@AnimeMiner57 7 лет назад
BLACKIESBOY Florida is shit. No offense.
@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 7 лет назад
DarkmoonBlade No offense taken. This place sucks. Trump-ass bitches everywhere.
@HorsePuncher
@HorsePuncher 7 лет назад
BLACKIESBOY Oh man, you cannot be happy about yesterday, huh?
@GeorgePerakis
@GeorgePerakis 7 лет назад
Trump would have won even without Florida.
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад
Where's Bugs Bunny when you need him to saw away Florida?
@pikamonketchumlol1237
@pikamonketchumlol1237 3 года назад
My leader you have arrived!
@myjewelry4u
@myjewelry4u 3 года назад
I still absolutely love this!!! I’m all in for DC!
@brianhabing5076
@brianhabing5076 8 лет назад
"Have fun building a space program somewhere else." - Florida
@filipe5722
@filipe5722 8 лет назад
+Brian Habing To be honest, being a launch pad is not that a great thing. States normally choose place they don't really care about to launch their rockets, like Soviet Union in Kazakhstan or ESA in French Guyana.
@brianhabing5076
@brianhabing5076 8 лет назад
+Filipe Barroso States choose to launch their rockets from the southernmost location they have reliable access to, not the place they care least about. Based on your knowledge of of Kazakhstan and French Guiana, I'm going to assume I don't need to explain why the southern location is favorable to rocket launches.
@filipe5722
@filipe5722 8 лет назад
Brian Habing Great. Jokes aren't really your strength.
@brianhabing5076
@brianhabing5076 8 лет назад
+Filipe Barroso It's rather difficult to gauge humor from text. If you had spoken that I'm sure I would have understood it as a joke based on tone of voice.
@Roelioz1
@Roelioz1 8 лет назад
Hey Puerto Rico, guess what new job your getting!!!!
@DrakeyC
@DrakeyC 4 года назад
4:55 - that caught my ear so I looked it up - yes, the Pennsylvania Mutinity of 1783 was a protest in which hundreds of Continental Army blockaded Independence Hall to try and disrupt Congres' meeting, because they wanted to be paid for their service in the Revolutionary War and had demanded it before, but Congress ignored them. Also, in Googling "the Pennsylvania Mutinity" I was first taken to a Wikipedia page for a separate "Pennsylvania Line Mutinity" two years earlier in 1781. Pennsylvania paid soldiers much lower wages than other states ($20 for three years of service, according to Wikipedia) and barracks conditions were terrible. So, once the new year began and they deemed their three years of service were up, they basically abandoned their posts until Joseph Reed came to negotiate with them, agreed with their grievances, and gave the $20 dollar men the ability to leave and then immediately re-enlist with higher pay. Reading all this, I cannot help but think "I didn't realize the US tradition of Congress screwing over their soldiers went back that far."
@guillermogutierrez-santana4446
@guillermogutierrez-santana4446 4 года назад
Congress also treated World War 1 veterans the same way BLM protestors are being treated now, the reasoning behind it was that a few of those protesting veterans shut down highways and destroyed a vehicle. Surprise surprise, the minute you act as if your welfare is more important than minor economic gains, the government comes in to beat you into submission. It doesn't matter if you're a veteran fighting for stimulus to save you from The Great Depression, a college student protesting against bombing the Vietnamese, or a protestor shouting "I can't breathe", Uncle Sam is busting out the water cannons and nightsticks all the same.
@SarafinaSummers
@SarafinaSummers 5 месяцев назад
This song is going to be stuck in my head for a month. Lol!
@susanmathers2222
@susanmathers2222 2 года назад
Thank you so much for this wonderful segment. I didn't realize that I would have no representation when I moved to Capitol Hill in 1976
@Allyria920
@Allyria920 4 года назад
*watches her skewer another member of Congress* ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND that's why DC sends her. Bravo.
@p_davidson
@p_davidson 8 лет назад
I want DC to have at least a vote in congress after watching the lady say she wouldn't yield. I don't even live in DC.
@MikeGill87
@MikeGill87 2 года назад
I love watching JO videos years later. Nothing usually changes since I saw them for the first time but that's the US for you...
@nancydeis7121
@nancydeis7121 3 года назад
oh my dear Lord this song....i love it. I never paid that close of attention to American politics...or politics where I am but I am watching old John Oliver and this song is awesome. I don't know how he does it but the team that works with him and John himself pull this stuff together perfectly and make sense almost every time. Should be on loop on tv and internet
@sithguitarist698
@sithguitarist698 5 лет назад
I love how no one argues with the Florida stuff, not even people who live there xD This whole thing is just gold.
@guillermogutierrez-santana4446
@guillermogutierrez-santana4446 4 года назад
There's a reason why it's the Retiree and low skill worker capital of the USA.
@libertyann439
@libertyann439 4 года назад
I always said Florida is for candy asses and cockroaches.
@brianmorse1495
@brianmorse1495 4 года назад
I was born and raised in Florida and I...COULD NOT WAIT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE! (Or should I say, "get out of that Hell!"?) Nothing I can add to all of the wonderful praise of Mr. Oliver, the deep loathing of Florida and the truly earnest, level-headed thoughts toward helping out the D.C. citizens. Keep up the good work all of you! Partisanship seems to be more important these days than proper behavior and knowing right from wrong. Everyone get everyone you know to vote in November and vote as I am, have and always will: The "Not Trump" choice! Getting rid of the worst liar in history is the only way to get rid of the "Fake News". Hopefully we're not too late. Thank you.
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 2 года назад
@@libertyann439 I'm a year late, but what in the fuck is a candy ass???
@marcialromero1218
@marcialromero1218 8 лет назад
Awesome no work tomorrow. Wasn't going to sleep anyway. Glad we could make this work Mr. Oliver
@Camvlogs52
@Camvlogs52 8 лет назад
You are lucky I have band camp all week
@marcialromero1218
@marcialromero1218 8 лет назад
Camvlogs52 dam. I have something for this. I watched American pie soley for a moment like this
@jacobworboy6729
@jacobworboy6729 8 лет назад
I shoved a flute so far…!!!!!!!
@arirenzi-surprenant3493
@arirenzi-surprenant3493 3 года назад
I love how the kid who plays Lucas in Stranger Things was in that song. He was the kid in the front with the plaid shirt.
@aatt3209
@aatt3209 3 года назад
Right now we are still on this topic in April 2021!
@BShimoda
@BShimoda 4 года назад
0:12 I love that that's a 51-star flag.
@BShimoda
@BShimoda 4 года назад
15:04 Oh, he mentioned it. I still claim props for noticing it beforehand though. :)
@fjlkagudpgo4884
@fjlkagudpgo4884 3 года назад
props
@Zanzamor
@Zanzamor 2 года назад
Should be 54 star's
@Gumnball
@Gumnball 8 лет назад
The more I watch this show, the more USA amaze me.
@1234kalmar
@1234kalmar 8 лет назад
Gumnball The US really proves that human stupidty is infinite, and that Machiavelli was spot on.
@zubinbaliga7145
@zubinbaliga7145 8 лет назад
1234kalmar The first step to solving your problems is admitting you have them; at least we are admitting our issues unlike most other countries ... or having a British guy admit them for us, same thing.
@tjcassidy2694
@tjcassidy2694 8 лет назад
Gumnball That's what's so great about us: the entertainment never ends.
@The_G_89
@The_G_89 8 лет назад
Gumnball Washington was literally our Best President. When He left Office, he asked us not to split into politcal parties. And what do we have now? 2 Fucking Political Parties. Lastly, when is Congress gonna get rid of their Diapers and actually grow up for once?
@ShadowEye31
@ShadowEye31 8 лет назад
George Horna We have more than 2, the problem is the other 'minority' parties do not get represented in the media unless they do something crazy and are all lumped together as 'independent' if by chance they get elected, so they are repressed as hell. But the main problem is the two 'main' parties refuse to even attempt to work together without personal/party gain. Because that's the whole point of becoming a senator/president, advancing yourself and your party. Surely not fixing and serving the country. That's the poor sap who is elected after you's job.
@bluebelle8823
@bluebelle8823 23 дня назад
Nothing beats a John Oliver segement with children saying/singing things they probably shouldn't.
@brightoff
@brightoff 4 года назад
The boy in the blue shirt to the direct right of John is really feeling the song and honestly, I love that.
@jonathanlopez628
@jonathanlopez628 8 лет назад
Oh God, that peach cobbler joke killed me!!!😂😂😂
@lordhighmarshal
@lordhighmarshal 8 лет назад
LET ME RAHDE DE PEACH, Y'ALL!!
@cpotisch
@cpotisch 6 лет назад
I'm just dying. XD
@wskylar21
@wskylar21 5 лет назад
Same
@jseeker1867
@jseeker1867 8 лет назад
And while you're at it, can Puerto Rico be a state too?
@TheNintendouler
@TheNintendouler 8 лет назад
jseeker1867 We are in dire need of more states.
@speedydog45
@speedydog45 8 лет назад
jseeker1867 lets not get ahead of ourselves
@DannyPR6
@DannyPR6 8 лет назад
The island is not fine the way it is, but I think independence is a better path
@Ryanfinder226
@Ryanfinder226 8 лет назад
In puerto Rocco's last survey over statehood they breached somewhere over 50% so it's a possibility. The issue is that the island is filled with rich US citizens who use puerto rico's territory status as a tax haven. So there is a lot of influential clout actively seeking to prevent statehood there.
@Aaronspark7
@Aaronspark7 8 лет назад
jseeker1867 Congress probably won't allow it. They would probably say something along the lines if it became a state, it would be less special as a tourist location.
@gbalazs935
@gbalazs935 3 года назад
Did you notice Caleb Mclaughlin in the middle on the left side when they sing the state song?
@ryanward9026
@ryanward9026 4 года назад
The kid from stranger things is one of the kids singing the song lol
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