Watching only the FIRST and LAST episode of *The Vampire Diaries* 

“Why did no one die in 8 seasons?” Yeah no a lot of people died they just came back to life... a lot

The fact that he thinks Elena and Katherine are siblings is killing me.

if he was confused about stafan, elena and caroline, imagine his reaction after learning that caroline became pregnant with Rick’s dead wife’s twin magic babies

I full on laughed myself to tears when he reduce Klaus the most deadliest person on the show to Santa Claus

“Why did nobody die for 8 seasons?” MAN ERRYBODY DIED AND THEN DIED AGAIN AND THEN AGAIN AND THEN DIED AGAIN AND THEN DIED AN .

Him: the fact nobody died Bonnie dying like 15 times

Everyone we loved died, but Matt could never kick the bucket 💀😂

The fact that he thought Darren was Elenas dad had me crying on the floor

why is no one talking about the fact that Dylan thinks the two teenagers who were killed at the beginning of episode 1 are Elena’s parents 💀

He won't even realize how many times Elena, Damon, Bonnie and Stefan died and then come back to life.

“But if I was a fan of this show, for 8 seasons, I would be so disappointed in this episode” Yeah..that pretty much sums it up

“Something more than fire” *sirens,hybrids,werewolves,witches,original vampires,vampire hunters,vampire hunter,original witch,the devil,vampires,cutting out spleens*

"why did no one DiE in 8 seasons?" so who's gonna tell him?

The fact that he doesn't know who kai, mikesons,silas,ripper stefan,and no humanity caroline is, HURTS

as a person who actually watched the whole series, it is really interesting to see the first and last episode in this order. like, so many things happened, like i totally forgot about jeremy being drug dealer. you know, it is amazing how all of the characters developt through the series (and how all of them actually died :D).

I absolutely lost it when you said "Ian Somersaults" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Crying laughing

WHY THE HELL IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE ASUMMED THAT KLAUS WAS SANTA-

the only human who didn't die permanently was Matt Donovan. to quote Kol Mikaelson, "he's like a cockroach that would outlive us all. and we're immortal."

I love how he was like “Clause? Oh Santa” not even wanting to believe that Klaus is another character in the show😂

Okay but it is kinda sad he never got to know Katherine 😭 her villain character felt so magnetic intitially, nina dobrev acted so wellll

I hate he wasn't able to see Klaus, one of the best characters and the best villain of the freaking show

“Why does noone die?” Me thinking of lexi, rose, joe, enzo, john, isobelle, jenna, mason, vicki, pearl, anna, gramms, bonnie’s dad, uncle zach, sherrif forbes, tyler, the mayor, tyler’s mom, Basically everyone, except Matt

Dylan calling Stefan's name the same way that Kai does is everything

How badly I want him to actually watch it is insane he would absolutely love every villain 😂😂

THE FACT THAT HE DOESNT KNOW WHO KLAUS IS HURTS😭😭😭

Him: Vickie isn’t killed off she’s a main character Vicki like 3 episodes later: dies

"she doesn't have the face of someone who is going to get killed of immediately" 3 episodes later gets killed off

THE STEFAN PRONOUNCIATION LIKE KAI LMAO

Literally just realized how Klaus is Dylan's wet dream of a character and he'll never know.

I love how he didn’t realise that Vicky was dead for 7 and a half seasons 😂

I just finished the show and I can't describe my feelings rn..one word.. I'm feeling epic..never cried so hard for a series Can't believe you missed the opportunity to watch such a masterpiece series without spoiler

i think tvdu is just one of those universes where if you do this, you miss literally every thing that makes the finale good and emotional :(

“Klaus?” “Oh Santa” ah yes, our all powerful hybrid Father Christmas

The funniest thing is that he didn't know half the characters were ghosts at the end Edit: woah that's a lot of likes. Thank you

The fact that the video is all about "Darren"

I've watched the entire series 5 times now and I still pick up on things I missed because there is so much going on in every single one of the 171 episodes. There's no way you can know what went on by watching Pilot and Finale. There were so many interesting characters like the Mikaelsons, Katherine and Alaric. There were so many action sequences, so many twists and turns and relationship changes that you really need to pay attention. The true relationship story of the whole series was the one between Damon and Stefan. You have to watch it all to appreciate how that first 'Hello, brother' and the final 'Hello, brother' are so different.

I’m not even sure if he realized that Katherine wasn’t Elena

him-“it’s funny how no one died” me- “EVERYONE DIED”

"✨🎀Ian Summer salts🎀✨" wise words by Dylan

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! As a Vampire Diaries fan, watching your comments for the last episode, I was literally dying. You have no idea how many main characters have died. And Elena did chose Damon. Elena just had an evil doppleganger named Katherine who was evil. And yes, Stefan did marry Caroline.

“Why did no one die in 8 seasons”- literally all of them have died at one point LOL

Dylan: “Why did no one die?” TVD fans: bRuHhHhHh

"it's gonna be ian summersaults" LMFAOOOOO IM DYING

I love how when Stefan first saw his brother he called Ian Ian somersaults

Caroline: "no one ever wants me" Klaus: "please give me a chance" Caroline: "no." 😭

who’s gonna tell him vickys a side character...

“If they’re too attractive they’re a main character” Literally every SINGLE CW SHOW EVER🤣

I love how he pronounces Stefan just like kai does😭

Dylan- "'Klaus!?' ohh Santa Claus" Klaus- "I will kill you, and everyone, you've ever met."

Dylan: “Why is everyone surviving? How has no one died in 8 seasons?” ohh if only he knew how many times the main characters died and how many cool characters were killed off. the only one that should be dead is Matt donavan.

"Everybody is with everybody", YEAH! That's right.

The fact Kai Parker and Dylan pronounce Stefan’s name like Sta-Fon is so funny to me 😂😂😂😂

him : “why did no one die” me : “trust me, if it wasn’t for bonnie there would be 2 characters left and those 2 would be extras”

The way Dylan thinks that Vicki and Tyler ended up together and doesn’t know that they are both dead hanging out together and watching over they’re loved ones from the other side

You missed Jeremy’s best line in ep1! “yOU NeEd tO cHilL YOurSeLf!” 😵

Help I’m crying “Ian somersault”

The fact he said “why hasn’t anyone died” literally everyone died

"he's gonna be a vampire, he has that hair" Jeremy who ends up hunting them

Spotting reference to a pitch meeting was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

As someone who adores TVD, this is the best analysis I've ever seen, hands down. You've earned a sub from this

Dylan: “He’s sheriff now? Why is no one dying?!?” Trust me we all wonder why Matt’s not dead.

THE FACT THAT HE NEVER GETS TO LEARN ABOUT KATHERINE IS SUCH SHAME I WANT HIM TO REACT TO EVERYTHING

"How did no one die in 8 seasons" Bro you've missed so much lmaaoo

STOP RIGHT AFTER 15:38 A TAMPON AD CAME ON LMFAOOO

who’s gonna tell him that vicky was dead since season 1 and only came back on the last episode

"Why did no one die in 8 seasons?" Literally everyone dies at least 3 times 🤣

You should binge the whole series and do a video on it like you did for friends we would LOVE THAT

I love how he pronounced Stefan as stefaaan and Ian somerhalder as summersault and klaus as clause

him: nobody died me: *trying to think of someone who didn't die in this series*

“Klaus. Oh, Santa.” The Originals would have hit different.

You should defo do this with the spin off The Originals!! Seriously they are brilliant the best characters that was created in the Tvd verse

...I'm 100% rewatching the vampire diaries for the 4th time now. Thank you.

“She doesn’t look like she has the face of someone who’s gonna get killed off immediately” Vicky legit dies a couple episodes in 💀💀💀💀

“Why did no one die, in eight seasons” *literally everybody that’s died multiple times*

“It’s gonna be Ian somersault” 😂😂

The fact that he never meets Klaus, Rebecca and Elijah 😭

“He’s gonna turn into a vampire” Jeremy: *never turns into a vampire*

The fact that you just skipped over KLAUS THAT’S A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY BUDDY

i don't know why this was so funny to watch!! your commentary had me laughing so hard (i've seen all seasons)

"Klaus? Oh Santa" I am laughing so hard with this and the whole video. Please COME BACK DOING IT

The fact he doesn’t know who the Michaelsons and who Kai is kills me

Says jeremy would turn into a vampire...LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOESNT TURN INTO A VAMPIRE Edit: OMG THANKYOU FOR THE LIKESS🥴✨

There has been epic fights in the show, also you’re only thinking about vampires, like when you said “he’s opening an x-men school for vampires woohoo” but Werewolves and Witches also play a huge part of this show.

14:31 ”why did no one die in 8 seasons?” hmm **almost everyone dying at least once**

“how interesting can the diaries even be?” the diaries: dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today, i told him it was joe. that lie will haunt me forever.

I feel so bad for you not knowing Klaus. He is the best character ever. You would love him

this is actually the funniest thing to me because he is missing so much but this is basically my favorite show and so this is so funny to me.

I loved the final episode. I cried and smiled. Everything was wrapped up perfectly.

Actor: "Ian Somerhalder." Dylan: "No. Ian Somersault."

"why didnt anyone die in 8 seasons!?" *thinks about bonnies 30 deaths*

the way damon and klaus wouldve been dylans fav fiction character ever

love how he has no idea most of them died

"Why is it always depressed girls who are getting their lives wrapped up in vampires?" Because happy well-adjusted girls don't date undead serial killers.

So many problems He thought Katherine of all people was a sibling He thought Jeremy would be a vampire He thought Vicki was still alive He thought Stefan and elena were married 😂😂

“Why did no one die…in 8 seasons??” *chuckles in resurrection*

Like you have to watch every single episode in order to get the whole thing I literally did and it made me cry

Katherine : “hello brothers” him: “ oooo another sibling “ Me: HAHHAHAH

The fact that he said jeremy is going to be a vampire when he’s literally a vampire hunter lol

Dylan is so kai coded the way he pronounced stephans name😭

You may not have have thought that burning one town was significant, but Mystic Falls was one hell of a town!