We Battled To The Death In Elementary School 

these stories are movie material and i love them

This makes me wish I grew up in Russia, this could NEVER happen in an American school surprisingly

The moral of the story had me in tears

Kid: stabs fellow classmate in the eye with an icicle Russian schools: Flor: places nice comments in the bathroom Russian schools: time for a crusade

I will never get tired of the narrative structures of this guy’s videos. The shibas and the home country implements work well together surprisingly

I realize this type of content is limited by nature, since there's only so much you've experienced that you have to tell... but what you do put out in these storytime videos is just AMAZING, I've seen all of these kinds of videos several times now (that obviously includes the Cock Heist lol) and they never get old.

Stories like these are the reason I'm happy I grew up in Poland. My school life was about as boring as it could get, the biggest trouble someone got into was for writing things of sexual nature about a teacher on toilet walls. Also I have one fond memory of a school bully standing up to another bully for me because I borrowed him my colored pencils (forgot the word)

American elementary schools: *I'm Too Young to Die* Russian Elementary Schools: *Ultra-Nightmare*

Oh ive gotta story like that America Bronx NY TLDR: really bad kid got arrested and taken away, came back two years later and had an epic two duels with another kid in a strange rivalry. other kid beat the bad kid, and bad kid became fully good. a half black Spanish boy by who I will call "Wrath" decimated the school environment my memory fades, but I will list some of the things he did -Locked a teacher in the bathroom 1st or 2nd grade - beat up multiple children 1st grade - beat up multiple children 2nd grade - beat up multiple children 2nd grade - assault the teacher 2nd grade - arrested at least 5 times by the school security - daily behavior outbursts and tantrums tortured whoever stood in his way The last time I was wrath was in 5th grade, prior to that however, he went missing after an arrest made in second grade for when he hit the teacher and started screaming on the floor and fighting the security that was called. This cemented him in legend, the terror of our school who spooked all grades, with unimaginable rage and power. 5th grade hit, and his story continued. by this point he was much more mellowed out, and somewhat of a cool guy actually. however, I didn't name him Wrath in this story for nothing. I had a friend you know, a very cool African American kid who wore a cap all the time, for now I shall call him Justice. There was a day...in the Gym room... Wrath was not having it the slightest! His rage burst forth and his vulgar language filled the air with flying F bombs. Wrath's history allowed him to curse, for nobody could stop him for it. We soon learned that we should have stopped him there. Wrath Became a demon and assaulted somebody(i cant remember who) and in the flurry of fists in which he assaulted somebody Justice was Hit. The person being assaulted felt the fist alleviate from their body as justice Shoved Wrath to the ground. our 5th grade minds knew it all; These truly were the most skilled fighters we had ever seen! fists flew sneakers squeaked.... First blood... we didn't know whose, The fight became a flurry of fists with both kids having one hand on the other laying blow after blow! And with the strength of a god Justice lifted his hand into the Air... WHAM! Wrath fell to ground, and we realized the blood from earlier was his. Security guards entered the gym, and even with wrath struggling his hardest he could not stop the arrest. Justice prevailed And the people cheered except the teachers cuz that's unprofessional. Wrath would not strike for months, until it was toward the end of the School year... Justice and Wrath would engage in battle again on the same arena they fought at before. Wrath had be called out by the teacher in the gym for something he did i forgot what I think he hit someone or something) Wrath yelled at the teacher! But the Teacher, for once in their life Yelled back!! Wrath's superiority was shattered in that moment! This caused Wrath To yell Exaclty like a kid powering up to go Super Saiyen would. I presume it was an attempt to get his authority back... Wrath turned his gaze to Justice!! The class knew what would happen, And we braced for another epic as shit fight. The room was silent. We all watched as Wrath ran toward Justice His sneakers pushing off the ground with the force to knock out 100 kid's teeth. In the face of this Justice stood up! One last duel and it would be over Wrath's fist was raised! Justice Stood His Ground and Clenched His Fists! One Last Time They would fight one last time.... Wrath tackled into justice attempting to pull him to the ground! Justice remained standing but his knees were bending and giving ground as Wrath attempted to Slam Justice int o the brick walls. However! Justice did a maneuver i didn't see so well and through Wrath to the Ground With a world Shattering Slam! Wrath Rolled away attempting to stand up once more, But it was too late For him. Justice Follwed up on Wrath's weakness Like Dio Throwing a Road Roller And SLAMMED Wrath to the ground once more, Unleashing what can only be called A Raging Storm of Wallops, Pummeling, battering, jabbing And Bashing Wrath to Nothing... The Security guards arrived once more only to find whats left of a man on the ground. Justice previaled Wrath behaved pretty much for the rest of the year after that too. Justice beat the sense into him that day. And for that I am forever greatful.

This is good content. As a russian it’s nice to be nice and cozy watching a video while my country prepares for war.

These story videos are so much fun to watch. You and the editor have been doing a great job.

Hey man, i can see you put a ton of effort into this vid. I know its hard to come off the back of one super big video and not have much blow up on your following vids but youre doing exactly what you should. Youre finding a style, improving on jokes, delivery, everything. Dont stop making vids, i cant wait to see how you continue to grow your style and channel!!

3:50 sounds familiar,last time they did that,it didn't end well.

Oh dear, we had a school bully, terrorized the whole school, until one day someone grabbed a hockey stick and smashed his face in the gym class ... it broke his nose and bursted his upper lip ... the best was, he could still walk after that sweet fat slap, so the medics were walking him to the ambulance and the whole school was laughing at him and his bloody face. After this, he didnt terrorized anyone more, when he came back.

I wonder if bullies like this are an eastern european thing because a lot of this reminds me of my elementary school experience

One time a special ed kid threw a frisbee and it hit me in the eye and it bled. The nurse tried to make me snitch on who did it, but The dude was just playing catch and was really bad. The dude wasn't trying to hurt anyone so I just said I wouldn't tell who did it cuz it was an accident. I cant imagine if a person got stabbed. Great content btw!

I don't know why people stopped watching your videos after the "Nice c-ck saga", your videos and stories are still entertaining and the editing ain't half bad either, keep it up bro.

This is top tier story time material. Keep it up!

Is this a deja vu? Good video, thanks for the subtitles

1:43 WAS THAT THE STAB OF 13’?????

Someone needs to adapt these stories into a Game of Thrones type of show.

Shadow approved content I wish school was this memorable

Somehow every story about bullies in school is a never-ending mine of weapon grade Ooftonium, just goes to show how little teachers are actually prepared or willing to solve these issues Anyway good shit man keep it up! ^^

I can't believe gosha would do this

Russia's still stuck in the 80s where one or two big bullies run the show. When I was growing up I'd get bullied by groups of kids. Even when I brought sharp objects to school to stab them they'd just outrun me because I was a fat little shit lmao. Then the principal would be like "you know, a kid did this before at another school and without threatening anybody he got expelled immediately. I'm going to be so generous and only give you detention." Fuck school, man, I'm gonna force my kids to become MMA fighters at the age of 6 just so they won't be bullied.

This is John Wick Russian School edition. The fuck? Frist of all in the fucking eye?! And then your teacher puts a hit out on another sudent?! This is wild

So in the UK it's knives, in the us it's guns and in russia it's fucking icicles?

I need more of these chaotic school stories

Lov this vid sent it to my friend in russia

mad, I feel like this deserves more recognition

Fun fact: It’s the same in American schools. Bullies in America are rarely discreet or intelligent.

Man your stories are crazy. I love hearing/watching them so much!

I love your vids, please continue.

This man severely underrated

Principal: Aww... Their first civil war.

this is great keep it up. also nikita needs help

Good to see the stereotype of russia being a chaotic place with loose rules is 100% true

Oh those crazy Russians. Makes the crazy shit that goes on in Rockstar's Bully video game sound like a fukkin tuesday.

Man im so glad youtube recomended your channel

this is such an epic schooltime story that only happens in russia

A new chapter in the Писясака saga.

i feel like i manifested this video cause ive been wanting another story time for a long time now lol

I grew up in England and nikita is like a highschooler u had level 2 at the tutorial

Damn, I thought brazilian scools where bizarre

Man why can’t shit like this go down here

bruh yo life like a movie fr 😭

Fight Club moment

I really like these stories!

If the egg theory is true I want my next life to be in Russia post Cold War

That was a wild trip

I'm no anime expert but Attack on Nikita

This stories are amazing

love this

Education is good until Teachers star going that video games rot you brain

gosha, big floppa

Oh god russian School are metal

Russia is stranger than fiction

Reupload? I guess RU-vid decided the topic was too graphic...

good story + 3rd degree murder

beautiful

good content

Epicko

Nikita could probably kill anyone

Keep using the doge and cheems charachters

LMAO

1:51 Russians ☕️

It’s botta go off

Damn, russian schools are insane.

ree murder

Я думаю стоило сделать декорации в стиле провинциальных русских школ, для атмосферы конечно

What 😂

пиздец конечно у вас там творится, я пять школ сменил, ничего и близко такого жёсткого не было

Wait a minute, are you that same dude from Google+?! From my Mario community?!

Такое может случится только в россии)

Hi Flor, its Tues/Kanra Do you have a discord, I miss you.

No cap?

What-

What

My wife left me

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Russia versus Ukraine elementary edition??? Jk jk I hope the best side wins

Ну що тут можна сказати, Слава Україні

This sounds fake